#troll chaos

[lowsodiumlevels]

a silly and basically his lore summarized

[bluerosefox]

Call Meeting Interruptions

Thinking about another funny DeadTired AU idea.

Deaged Dani and Dan btw.

So does anyone remember that one video of a guy doing a interview and his kids come in the room.

Imagine secretly married DeadTired. Tim is out of Gotham at the moment but in a video call with the Bats or maybe during a WE meeting (Bruce is in the call as well) when out of nowhere the door behind him opens and a Deaged Dani (Ellie), who comes in with a smile and walks in like she owns the place and not long after her in a baby walker Dante (Dan) comes in too, Tim is trying to keep a straight face but inside is panicking when he realizes he didn't lock his office door (which is coated with anti-ecto paint that only work when its locked and it keeps the kids out) knows there is no way to keep them a secret anymore.

Then Danny comes sliding in, grabs the kids, whisper/shouts a "Sorry Tim!" and gets them out.

Tim is silent for a moment, takes a breath and tries to resume the talk.

[candycyanidechaos]

Hello trolls fandom, you have captivated me like a moth to a light and I can’t escape. Have some rock zombie Branch drawings + a grandma rosiepuff and baby Branch.

*prances away*

[oldschoolfrp]

Encounters in the dungeons beneath Dragonfire Castle, from the Dungeonquest rulebook, Games Workshop, 1987.  (Game art credited to Dave Andrews, Colin Dixon, and Pete Knifton.)

[deancrowleycas]

can someone explain this to me, is he seeing Castiel's trueform in his carpet, or what is happening 😭

[secretidentie]

In a few instances, Clark Kent has made claims that Bruce Wayne pads his suits and "is not actually that muscular under his clothes" I'd just love to hear how everyone thinks he got that information

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Cat: once at a gala I saw them sneaking away together... I've read enough about Wayne to know exactly what happened ;)

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Jimmy: I don't like to speculate on Clark's personal life... but they do have a lot of interviews together.... always one-on-one

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Lois: hooking up? Did Cat tell you that? I don't know how he's so sure but Smallville has always been very observant

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Jimmy: I mean sure one time they hurried into the men's room together and didn't come out for about an hour... but that could be for other reasons

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Wayne: I just need everyone to know that my muscles are real

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Cat: I mean Wayne doesn't just give exclusives to anyone

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Lois: Maybe he just walked in on Wayne with someone else

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Wayne: I have never padded anything

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Jimmy: come to think of it has anyone else ever interviewed Wayne?

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Wayne: 100% very real. You can even ask my personal tainer. Do you need me to strip. Coz I can. Genuine muscle, feel it

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Lois: I mean for all I know this could happen all the time in men's bathrooms

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Wayne: come on grab it. It's firm, right? Soft too. Are you writing this down?

[tsamired]

[kindahoping4forever]

Calum replying to fans on Twitter - 5 June 2025

[blazingblack-t]

I headcannon that Bruce was a prankster when he was younger and his pranks were either phycologically damaging since nobody could ever figure out who the hell did such a thing or if it was them and they just- genuinely- don't remember or they were some of the most tramautic, insane or borderline phycotic.

Like his first prank was hiding Thomas' socks at the age of 3. His second was pretending to be a Victorian ghost child on Alfreds first week there at the age of 5. Bruce was almost shot before, and after he told Alfred, it was just a prank. Bruce even moves furniture a little to the left when Kate comes over not all of it just some. Bruce's pranks only increase at boarding school he starts leaving tubes of glitter with the lid unscrewed just enough, so it would spill in people's backpacks specifically putting it in kids backpacks who he knows are girls or in art.

He doesn't stop with his pranks even dipping 100 dollar bills in alcohol putting them in the middle of hallways and proceeding to light them on fire with little poppers (which he'd get from ollie) he'd slingshot over while hidden. Then he'd laugh about how that person would scream and run away then he'd go collect his hundred dollars without a care in the world (hey he was rich not an idiot). He'd even just leave ravioli in front of kids doors early in the morning or leave a sandwich taped up on the ceiling which would mysteriously disappear when staff or students complained about the smell to a janitor.

This only escalated when he catfished a teacher and then sent Olliver on a blind date with a 'hot' chick, then he couldn't stop his craving for more. One of the most insane prank he'd pulled off was steal all a teachers clothes, leaving him only some dinosaur pjs with a note saying 'have a good day at school buttercup' in some other teachers writing (it'd been too simple to just well up some round fat tears and cry in front of the teacher and say 'can you write me a have a good day at school note? It's what my mom used to put in my lunches - until until-' then break out in tears).

His carziest pranks were just spreading rumors his best one was convincing the entire school that Oliver was pregnant he even offered Oliver peppermint tea, gave him a bit more food for a week in preparation for the prank, he touched Oliver's stomach more, and gave him gaucamole to eat so itd look like remants of vomit were on his mouth. Oliver himself didn't know the whole school thought he was pregnant until someone asked him if he was pregnant. Bruce laughed himself sick with that prank

He relentless pranks didn't even stop on his Batman training, although they became more subtle.

But each time, his pranks were made to make a person crazy trying to figure out if it was them or if it was someone else. Even his more phycotic pranks were just insane but never left a trace of who it was save for two or five. He loved those types of pranks he'd pulled far too many of those at galas when he was younger.

Then his pranks just stopped completely when he adopted Dick. He recognized he had to be a good influence on him and went cold turkey on the pranks. This went on for each of his children. Bruce didn't prank ever again, but he noticed his kids seemed awfully into pranking. Of course, he could always tell when they tried to prank him and give him gray hairs. Occasionally, he would pretend he fell for it if the prank was clever. But if it wasn't, he'd make someone else fall for it seamlessly or make sure there was a 'malfunction'. He noticed how Alfred enabled them, and he always squinted at him.

He ignored it for the most part it was easy to.

Then there's just a couple of things a couple of words, a couple of actions that are just enough to tip him over the edge, and send him back into his chaos gremlin prankster habits.

This leads to the wildest prank known to man orchestrated into something close to art close to a masterpiece.

No one is safe.

Ever.

Because now he is Vengeance.

[elvisqueso]

— "...What do you say to a tree??"

Pocahontas (1995)

Bonus:

[lowsodiumlevels]

Girl help I don't remember drawing this- sdfghjkl

[bluerosefox]

Courting Chaos (to Balance)

A KlarionxDanny brain worm that has spawned

Tim Drake, aka Red Robin gets kidnapped suddenly and very randomly by Klarion in the middle of a JL and others meeting.

Leaving with a

"I'LL RETURN HIM WHEN HES NO LONGER USEFUL JUSTICE LOSERS!"

And fire and chaos in his wake.

While the JL, and others scramble to figure out what Klarion has planned this time, Tim manages to break free of whatever Klarion had used to kidnap him only to find himself on a couch and Klarion nervously petting Teekl on his lap while also sitting in a chair across from him.

When Tim goes to demand to know why Klarion kidnapped him Klarion finally speaks.

"Okay, I wanna strike a deal. I won't bug you or your little Young Just US buddies if you help me ask someone out..."

"...What the fuck Klarion?" Was Tim's only response.

-x-x-

So it turns out, every so often the three main entities and actual factions of Order, Chaos, and Balance get together to well discuss things happening in certain Realms, worlds, and timelines. Basicly to touch base, see where everyone was at. Etc etc.

Order was Order. Chaos was Chaos.

Very simple.

Both could be bad. To much order caused restraint and could snuff out growth. To much Chaos could get out of hand and cause ruin.

Both could be good. Order help stabilizes worlds and builds their future. Chaos allowed creativity to roam and brought forth wonderful things.

And Balance.

Well Balance was the very scales that kept both sides in check. They were neutral grounds. The ones that normally oversaw the meetings as well. And despite their low numbers they held powerful entities that more than made up for it.

Balance did their best to keep things in check, sure they do have their own preference sometimes and allowed the scales to tip a tiny bit but always corrected it later if it tips to much.

It was at this meeting, a meeting even Klarion knew better than to do anything too chaotic, pranks were fine but nothing too much, and had been chatting with a newcomer to the side of Chaos (Danielle, call me Ellie, Phantom. She did some heroing on the side but liked causing chaos in her wake to do so, he liked her so far though.) When the bells for the side of Balance to appear announced them.

Ellie had smiled brightly and said her brother was coming with his mentor, turns out her brother was apart of the Balance group which meant that he was strong, strong enough to need a mentor.

He watched as the members of Balance walked, teleported, flew, and other means into the meeting halls. And then froze when his eyes caught sight of him.

Floating next to a blue skined being that was switching ages was a beautiful otherworldly person.

Snow white hair that wisped upwards oh so softly. Glowing green eyes that were cat-like with their piercing glance. A galaxy cloak hanged around his shoulders and seemed to shift with each movement. Star like freckles decorated his face and seemed to glow a soft bluish white. A crown made of ice and aurora lights floated above his head as well.

All in all Klarion couldn't keep his eyes off of the being at all. He nearly spat his water out when Ellie commented that was her brother Danny, or rather.

High King of the Infinite Realms, Daniel 'Danny' Phantom. The Great One. Defeater of the Tyrant King. The Halfa. The Peaceful End. The Balance of the Undead. (And his mentor was the Ghost of Time itself. THE very Keeper of Time, Kronos original form himself.)

Klarion honestly didn't know what to think or rather what emotions he was feeling when he spotted Danny, nor why his face felt so hot and red when the young man looked over at them and smiled. (He was smiling at Ellie but Klarion for some reason hoped it was for him as well)

It wasn't until halfway in the meeting when a rather ingenious prank that Klarion, Ellie, and a few others had set up went off... thing was it strong enough that it had hit Danny's side of the meeting and had hit him.

Now, again pranks were okay but only after the meetings. It was one of the few rules many, even those in Chaos, took seriously because once it was done and over they could go do their things. So for it to happen in the middle of a meeting means someone set their time on the prank wrong and add the fact it hit a person on the Balance side...

Yeah not good.

Only...

Only instead of getting angry, even Clockwork who was seated next to Danny was chuckling, Danny threw his head back and laughed about it. And his laugh... was very cute.

And before he knew it, Klarion had already fallen.

-x-x-

"So yeah.... Since you have a boyfriend and know how to date in this modern age, I need your advice."

".... Klarion just because I'm dating Bernard doesn't mean I know how I did it..."

"Bernard? I thought you were dating that one Supes?"

[candycyanidechaos]

assorted doodles. making art for these silly creatures is actually so fun, it’s bringing back my joy for drawing. I feel like a burgen who just ate a troll, so happy.

[kisses-in-the-void]

I’ve got a completely crazy AU idea that came to me after watching "Anger Management": Nerdanel hires Melkor to help Feanor overcome his anger issues.

Of course, the ending would be far more disastrous than in the movie. So disastrous, in fact, that the Two Trees of Valinor might be destroyed without Ungoliant’s help at all.

[viquipo]

DON'T put benji shippers in magma cause this is the result.

@benjitoes fuck my stupid baka life

[mintyscuriocabinet]

@mmartisttalent has taught me the art of trolling Tumblr scammers...

I regret nothing.