#trixie mattel: moving parts

[whereisthebigstabbyman]

The Bear (2022 - ) // Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts (2019)

[yeahivegotanaccount]

Shout-out to this screenshot from "Moving parts".

[greeneyed-thestral]

everytime I see this scene

I think

[cosmosheel]

just watched moving parts. oh bitch. that fucking freak is so important to me how did this happen.

[popcornoncemore]

I watched Moving Parts for the first time today and man, I cried

[nsstress]

I genuinely love and enjoy trixie mattel's music so much

[mossy-rot]

will wood made my top artists (twice) on my spotify wrapped and y'know how it shows you when you were listening the most. what the fuck happened to me in february there's just a massive spike

[beansprean]

introducing Katya Zamolodchikova as Nancy the Relentless!!! a concept @vampireshmampire and i braindumped about like a year ago lmao. far before the rumors about Trixie Mattel being in s6 came out owo!

My Familiar’s Ghost part 80

Masterpost Masterpost 2

See the latest pages on Patreon!

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Small panel, waist up of Nandor and Guillermo on a vague grayish-blue background. Nandor has one hand on his hip and the other pointing upwards as he leans toward Guillermo sternly and says 'Now I will show you how to call long distance.' Guillermo looks up at him, rubbing his arm awkwardly, still flushed from the previous page, and responds 'Ok...' 1b. Chest up of Nandor on a brighter blue background with his eyes closed in concentration, palms held up and out. He clears his throat and says, in a wispy bright blue speech bubble, 'I, Nandor the Relentless, am calling out to the etherrrr to inquire about available familiarsssss...' 1c. Shoulders up of Nandor and Guillermo lurching to one side in shock, Nandor's hands flying up, shoulder crashing into Guillermo's, as a glowing blue bubble suddenly shoves into their panel. Inside the bubble is a thin white vampire in drag with long white-blonde hair styled half up in a high ponytail by a sparkly red scrunchie. She is wearing a thin red dress with a black leather corset, a red-violet leopard fur capelet with gold coins dangling from the hem, a red jabot at her neck with a bat shaped gold brooch decorated with rubies, and shoulder length red gloves with ruby-encrusted gold caps shaped like claws on each finger. She lurches into frame with a huge, devious grin, shouting, 'Nandor, babygirl! Is that you?!' 1d. Repeat of Nandor and Guillermo standing side by side, Guillermo now having moved to stand slightly behind. Nandor slumps and scowls, already looking exhausted by this encounter, and greets poisonously 'Hello, Nancy the Relentless.' Guillermo frowns up at Nancy but stays quiet. From offscreen, Nancy coos, 'Heyy, mama! Still shopping in Turkish Cryptkeeper Kohls? I love that for you.' Nandor replies, irritated, 'This kaftan is not coal, it is made of wool from the sheeps of Al Q-' Nancy interrupts and asks, 'So, you're looking for a familiar?'

2a. Waist up of Nancy in her ether bubble, right arm crossed over her chest to rest on her left bicep, left hand reaching up to tap a jaunty claw on her cheek. She raises a brow and grins, tongue curling around one fang, and asks teasingly, 'Does that mean your scrumptious little slayer-boy is finally availableeee? 2b. Chest up of Nandor and Guillermo side by side. Glare fixed on Nancy, Nandor throws an arm out in front of Guillermo and shouts, 'No!! I have told you before, he is mine!' Guillermo startles, a green glow beginning to creep up behind him as goosebumps skitter up and down his shoulders. Nancy replies to Nandor, 'And your title is mine, Nandor the Plagiarist!' Nandor snaps back, 'I have been called Relentless since before you were born, Nancy the- the Pretender!' 2c. Repeat. Guillermo blushes and looks away, lips pursing as if attempting to whistle nonchalantly as his hand reaches up to grip the arm Nandor is holding in front of him and move it away from his body. Nandor's eyes flit over to him curiously, color rising to his cheeks. Nancy continues, 'Ooh, baby, you know how I feel about older men yelling at me. You should call more often.' 2d. Close up of Nandor in profile in the foreground, Nancy's bubble beyond. He glares at her and asks sharply, 'Do you know of any familiars looking for work or not?' Nancy, full body visible now as she perches on the edge of a table and leans back on one arm, legs crossed at the knee to reveal the high slit in her dress, fishnets, and thigh high black leather boots. She closes her eyes haughtily and stretches her free arm outward in a clearly rehearsed pose, replying, 'Well, gorgeous, effortless, beloved vampires usually receive applications directly...' 2e. Repeat. Nandor arches his eyebrows and turns his head away from Nancy toward the viewer, muttering, 'Then you must alert me if you find such a vampire.' Nancy wheezes with shocked laughter, kicking her legs wildly and flapping her arms, delighted rather than offended by the dig. Through her laughs, she declares, 'Read!!' 2f. Chest up of Nandor and Guillermo, the latter standing just behind and gripping the edge of Nandor's sleeve. Offscreen, Nancy recovers from her fit and says, 'Well, since I'm nice, I'll forward you a few. But- hello! Is that the slayer behind you? Did you turn him?! You bitch!! Guillermo, call m-!' Nandor scowls and interrupts, saying quickly, 'YesthankyouNancygoodbye.' He then flaps his hand in the air, dispersing Nancy's bubble and ending the call. Behind him, Guillermo frowns, flustered and blushing. 2g. Repeat. Nandor lowers his hand and glares where Nancy once appeared, sneering, 'Yeesh, why could you not have slain her?' Guillermo aims an unimpressed glance toward him, still purple in the cheeks. /end ID

[goosita]

i feel like you have such great characterization of both billy & coryo, so I'd love to know ur thoughts on what kind of music each of them would listen to? probably in a more modern/current music sense cuz idk what kind of music they listened to in the 1870s or in future panem LOL 💌

ps praying either of them would like the smiths

oh coriolanus snow’s literal theme song is “please please please let me get what i want” are u kiddin me he would love that song so much and relate to it so deeply, especially pre-games coryo. i truly think like. early-mid 2000s poppunk would really do it for him too, like any sort of that type of emo music tbh. for the rest of his playlist for modern!coryo in my head:

tiffany blews by fall out boy

the river by good charlotte

i dont wanna be in love by good charlotte (lol)

the kill by 30 seconds to mars

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by panic! at the disco

knives and pens by black veil brides

lips like morphine by kill hannah

help me by alkaline trio

exit music (for a film) by radiohead

venus in furs by the velvet underground

for billy i actually think going the country route is a little too on the nose, i think if he was into that it would be more modern but throwback-y stuff like tyler childers and orville peck. but at the same time i think he’s also the type to enjoy anything with a lot of Feeling to it if that makes sense?? some of modern!billy’s playlist in my head:

tattoos by tyler childers

sleep on the floor by the lumineers

wedding song by anais mitchell and justin vernon (specifically this original version and not the hadestown cast version)

hexie mountains by orville peck

talk and work song by hozier (❤️)

moving parts by trixie mattel

she’s got you by patsy cline

the devil wears a suit and tie by colter wall

roses are falling by orville peck

feathered indians by tyler childers

[watcherglowcloud]

i know i've been musicposting but oh my god gold by trixie mattel. the idea that things that feel horrible in the moment, those cold blooded wrongs, are just a part of loving. not even just romantic love; when someone is a big part of your life, they will hurt you and you will hurt them. sometimes that'll be the reason you grow apart, sometime's it's just chance. but years down the line, when you've both moved on, when the front lawn turns gray and your memories are fuzzy around the edges, those songs that reminded you of them still do. for a moment, you'll grow past all the hurt that you caused each other and just remember how it felt to love and be loved by that person. isn't that incredible?

[zionistsinfilm]

When you buy or stream RuPaul's Drag Race, Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts, American Horror story, Gay For Play, The Trixie & Katya Show, super Drags, Skinny Legend, Trixie Motel, you're giving money to zionists. Trixie Mattel mocks people enduring genocide.

[boycottmakeup]

yeah

[ghoulpepperv]

Like Yngve, I want more art of Lamia in the near future from the fabulous @countslimeula. Today I just want to gush about my characters AND encourage you to get some RPG art yourselves! @countslimeula has commissions! I'd one day love to get art of Lamia's sidekick, Allie the Dragonborn, too.

I keep going back and forth on writing stories for Lamia and Yngve. Or, perhaps, one day they'll get to be part of a D&D podcast. (It doesn't HAVE to be D&D. I'm open to other types of RPGs.)

If I'm ever in a position to just organize something myself, I will. I just do not have the time right now.

Lamia Ambler

Pronounced: LAH-mee-uh ahm-blur Race: Changeling Class: Rogue Age: Mid-20s to Early 30s Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Pronouns: She/Her/Hers

Lamia and her sidekick, Allie the Dragonborn, recently escaped from prison. Lamia acts as the brains while Allie is the brawn. Lamia's a con artist and thief. She considers herself more intelligent than most people, even in situations where that isn't true. She's smug and her ego is often her downfall. She likes to be perceived as tough as nails, but she's a lot more sensitive than she lets on. It doesn't take much to hurt her feelings.

On the run from the law, she and her accomplice, Allie, are constantly on the move. They steal and con to make ends meet. Due to her ability to shapeshift into any humanoid, Lamia is able to blend into any crowd. She has the skills and brains to take care of herself. It's just that her bloated sense of self-importance always lands her in hot water.

Lamia is loyal to her closest friends, especially Allie.

[Reworking her stats now I know more D&D knowledge]

Abilities:

Shapechanger: Lamia can change her appearance and voice to any Medium sized, humanoid creature she has seen before. The biggest downside is that she will still need to find appropriate clothing and equipment if she plans to deceive others with her changed appearance, and she will still need to act appropriately.

Unsettling Visage. When a creature she can see makes an attack roll against her, she can use her reaction to impose disadvantage on the roll. She must use this feature before knowing whether the attack hits or misses. Using this trait reveals her shapeshifting nature to any creature within 30 feet that can see her. Once she use this trait, she can’t use it again until she finishes a short or long rest.

Languages Spoken: Common, Draconic, and Thieves’ Cant Weapons: Crossbow, Rapier, Shortsword.

Songs

Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) by Pet Shop Boys

Daisy by Ashnikko

Never Had Nobody Like You M. Ward and Zooey Deschanel

Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers

Last Night (Beer Fear) by Lucy Spraggan

Thumbs by Sabrina Carpenter

Video Games by Trixie Mattel

Give Them What They Want from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Dolls by Bella Poarch

[roxy206]

An X-Rated X-Ray With Trixie And Cyborg Katya — 05/23/2023

watch here | listen here

I particularly love the way you applied it to your eyes, Ms. Mattel

You’re looking very smooth & lovely Am I really??

We actually for once have a lot to talk about & I’m thrilled!

Will you please put my sock on? — I’m fine, I’m fine, I am fine

Remember? I came to your house — again, I am fine

I think I can get it from there — and Trixie just continues to fully adjust the sock 😭

I see you maybe two days after the surg

You’re not alive while [the surgery] happens — lmfao

I don’t want you to get naked, but I saw the legs. They do the sutures under the skin. It literally looks like — How do you know that? You showed it to me Oh that’s right — honestly this is why they can & do have the same fucking conversations over & over 😂

I’m sorry but Katya literally undoing her pants on the pod

And then Trixie immediately being like what if you pulled down your pants & you were erect

So what d’you gotta tell me about?

🥺 Trixie looking at Katya when Katya moves & starts making noise

Well, I’m really happy you’re healing so well

Please Katya telling a story involving Nicole Kidman & Trixie already knows this movie fact

What is wrong with you? Why do you work so hard?

I bet Trixie Motel is paying those drag performers beyond fairly

I’ve been in that pool before. There’s deleted footage from Trixie Motel You look like an embryo out of a dinosaur woman or something

You should have drowned out of spite

Katya talking about the hardest thing having been quitting smoking & she still hasn’t smoked again since 🥹

I’ve never thought of you as young, mostly because you’re old

Not Katya being like you should’ve seen me with the walker & Trixie being like … I did

lowkey I would like an entire pod of Trixie reminding Katya of their entire visit

Oh I received a call from you & I won’t repeat what you said, but it was very funny

You’re gonna cry

How long were you there? Um, three days That’s big for you. Three days off of work, that’s huge — can we hear some commotion for TRIXIE MATTEL ACTUALLY TAKING A BREAK

You are basically like, what’s her name, Stormy Daniels Wow

Katya hyping Trixie up about the potential of hiring a sex worker vs Trixie joking about what the masseur Katya sees needs to do to get through it

THE X-RAY 😂😂😂😂😂

Remember that exhaustion episode I had last year when I thought I had brain cancer — bestieeeee. jesus.

Trixie’s concern that Katya had sex because of her hip

I didn’t listen to that Great, I can tell this story next week too

I love that Trixie & Katya have known each other so long that Katya is inserting Trixie into memories of things she wasn’t there for

Have you seen me on any billboards?

Write a script where Trixie Mattel never interrupts me & treats me with the utmost respect

[gasp] I forgot to tell you the craziest part

If they had found this — babe, if anything as soon as they saw you were a white man it all would have been fine

You were a drug mule On accident!

My life flashed before my eyes It’s one joint — this is genuinely such a Trixie reaction though

I think we should do a show called We’re Also Here

[shiroselia]

Rules: 🎧🎵 when you get this, you have to put in 5 songs you actually listen to at the moment. Then tag 5-10 followers to do the same [IF THEY WANT] 🎵🎧

tagged by @signeficunt :3

1 - “Will You Go Out With Me?” by Dia

2 - “Heading to Over” by OLDCODEX

3 - “Moving Parts” by Trixie Mattel

4 - “Again” by Astro

5 - “För Evigt” by Silvana Imam

I hate tagging people but I will force myself for the properness of it all, if you get tagged feel free to completely ignore it, and if you don’t get tagged but want to do it anyways, say you were tagged by me anyways ;3

@dorianwolfforest @lemme-use-a-thorn @dadzathechaosgod @thereisabearonmyceiling @mudpuddlenl