#trash pikachu

[youlackconviction]

the portrayal of LOKI in the disney plus series is like if they remade pokemon, but pikachu looked like this ^

hmm but maybe that’s still a bit too generous. after all, at least trash pikachu is still yellow. 💀

[chaos0pikachu]

"love sea has no plot" is it not enough for two dudes to give dick, get dick, suck dick in between sharing trauma and the healing power of love and acceptance in an introspective char drama while fucking nasty not enough anymore???

[sodaft-potato]

Pokemon sketches!

[front-facing-pokemon]

[torchstelechos]

Okay but objectively one of the best bits for transmigrator stories is when our transmigrator is told they did something and in their brain they either say ‘WRONG PERSON!!!” or “But I was reading a book last night :(((” never fails to make me howl with laughter

[lloonlloon]

SHOCKING: GSD PUPPY IS WELL BEHAVED AND EASILY MANAGED WITH PROPER STIMULATION AND SUPERVISION

[cursedchildofchaos]

Another read at your own risk story (wrote this on an airplane)

I stared intensely into my mug at the murky brown drink that swished inside. My heart felt like it was going to burst, and the coffee wasn’t helping. But he said he liked coffee. I wished I hadn’t asked him to meet. I was early enough that I could leave, but I felt like I was glued to my seat.

I got excited when his photo popped up in my moots days prior. I had about given up hope on the whole online dating thing, but his black eyes that were hidden by those sharp glasses, his rosy cheeks, and his kind of goofy ears drew me in…I felt that he really could be it, the one.

The doors swooshed open. My head flung up to see him enter.

There he was…Pikachu Man.

My breath caught in my throat. I couldn’t believe I was doing this. I wanted to run. But I couldn’t take my eyes off him. He looked around for me; our eyes met.

That moment felt like an eternity. He slowly approached. I wanted to rush up to him and say something breathtakingly beautiful, but I wanted to shrink away, too. 

“Op? Hi…” he said and sat down across from me.

“Y-Yes, hi, Pikachu Man.”

“I was beginning to think I wasn’t going to have any luck with that dating site. I about deleted Tumblr from my phone,” he smiled. “I’m so glad you chose me…I mean, chose to ask me out.”

“Yeah, I’m sorry I was on anon for so long,” I replied.

“Truth be told…I sent an anon to your blog a long time ago, too. It was the one that went, ‘Prepare for trouble…’”

“Make it double!” I added, instantly remembering it.

His expression was so blank, but I felt like he was surprised.

“To protect the world from devastation…” he continued.

“To unite all people within our nation,” I smiled.

“To denounce the evils of truth and love.”

“To extend our reach to the stars above.”

“Jessy.”

“James.”

“Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.”

“Surrender now, or prepare to fight.”

“Meowth, that’s right,” he finished repeating the ask. I stared at him waiting for him to say something, anything. “Wow, good memory,” was all he replied.

“It’s a hard one to forget…It made me catch feelings. I mean when am I not catching feelings? Gotta catch them all, I’m sorry, I’m rambling…I’m really nervous.”

“I was too, but I’m not anymore,” he reassured me and grabbed my hand. “Because I think you might be the very best thing to ever happen to me.”

“Y-You do? I…this going to be the best relationship there ever was, couldn't it?” I asked with a smile, suddenly feeling very at ease.

[gender-euphowrya]

is the new detective pikachu genuinely awful or are people saying it's bad because it's a spin-off

[dragondemoness]

PikaCHUB

[ghosteel]

watched his movie. am once again suffering with massive rat brainrot

[chaos0pikachu]

love sea is a Thailand tourism ad that said "do you love beautiful beaches, beautiful people, and gay sex? then come on down!" and bet, I'm sold, lemme open kayak right now

[thewallofnarcolepsy]

stupid

[roach-works]

pokemon theory i just thought of: new pokemon appear in the pokemon universe when they're designed in this one. they're created ex nilho but they have retroactive realness; they weren't here yesterday, but today they've always existed.

pokemon researchers have had to suss this out on their own over decades, and it's a really unpopular theory, made worse by the fact that no one can come up with a better one. from their perspective pokemon generate spontaneously but in both chronological directions, and the similarities of many pokemon seem to be detived from a conscious and creative understanding of the world--their world, though? what other world could there be?. there are ice cream pokemon and pokeball pokemon and sword pokemon and trash bag pokemon.

there are so many pokemon with both wings and a beak. is this like swords? is there an ur-flying type that this class evokes? there are so many canine pokemon. but what is a canine? is there such a thing? there's only one set of sword pokemon, right. one tea-set line. is *feline* a coherent category? would the ur-feline have two legs or four? why do so many pokemon have humanlike bodyplans-- but then again, why so few?

pichu has always been the prior form of pikachu. why didn't it get counted in order? why do we call it that instead of saying pikachu is the middle evolution of the pichu line? why can so many trainers remember finding this out well into their journeys? why didn't ash start with one?

this is why pokemon researchers do a lot of labwork, drink heavily, and use ten year olds for field research. you can't have an existential crisis if you don't even know what time is yet.

[starlit-mansion]

okay i've officially had 3 videos about the sephora kids cross my subscribies and... i'm gonna be honest with you guys. i don't think content creators can deinfluence their way out of this bucket of syrup

[justaholeinmysoul]

The way I can work my ass off and have an high work ethic that I can't show bc 1. I have anxiety and I struggle to keep jobs 2. Jobs don't hire you 3. I didn't finish school and had a lot of hiatus so people assume I'm lazy and stupid

[savrenim]

well aiimbp ch 2 has been posted on my patreon and will be going up tomorrow, so there is at least that