#trans in the kitchen

[lucca-strangee]

▶Janta: Hambúrguer de vegetais + Arroz

Tô explorando receitas veganas e vegetarianas, são minhas maiores comfort foods. Esse hambúrguer é vegano e eu amei!

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▶Receita:

▷Use os legumes/vegetais que tão esquecidos na sua geladeira: cenoura, batata, chuchu, repolho, etc.

Eu usei repolho, cenoura e chuchu, mas pode ser o de sua preferência.

▷Rale tudo, adicione um pouquinho de farinha de aveia (ou trigo) e mistura.

Geralmente a água dos legumes é suficiente pra deixar tipo cremoso, mas qualquer coisa adicione um pouquinho de água, não deixe aguado, só levemente consistente tipo um creminho.

▷Tempere como desejar. Eu usei sal, cebola, pimenta do reino, mas você pode usar pimentão também, salsinha, seja criative!

Asse dos dois lados em uma panela untada ou antiaderente e pronto! :)

[quakearts]

(he had to psyche himself up for three hours beforehand)

[cuntnikida]

saw a post and now i need an answer:

before anyone gets mad about why [insert kitchen thing] wasn't included i knew that would happen because there's plenty of people that think one thing is normal in a kitchen while another doesn't so i used this neat thing called google so it's not my fault:

anyways please reblog for a bigger sample size :]

[barksbog]

one of my favorite games to play with my friends is called "find him"

the way it works is:

i pull up austrian houses for sale

stream it to friends (photos are fine but 3D tours are obviously the best)

than we just look through trying to find the cruzifix boy.

when we locate him we all yell "THERE HE IS" "I FOUND HIM" ect.

optional: i will wiggle my mouse cursor over him while my friends point at their screens

that´s it. that´s the game!

a word of warning tho: you may encounter weird houses that haunt you like the "barn cube" and "red roof/wall/gutters kitchen utensil nightmare"

[bookmothic-dyke]

Sometimes I worry I’m a bad witch.

Cause I don’t spend time collecting ingredients, or causing big spells, or praying to my goddesses.

But then I remember.

I don’t need to do shit.

I became a witch and a pagan to find spirituality that worked for me. That didn’t tell me what to do or who to be. That spoke to me.

And for me, that’s my little trinkets, my hastily finger drawn sigils over my palm, mumbled rhymes, and the simple intention to see the world a little brighter.

I’m a little hedge witch. I breath little charms. And though I wish to learn more, I think my methodology works for me. That my magick is simple and small and warm. Like a smile. Or a sunset. Or soup on the fire.

That’s my magick.

And I’m a witch.

[xochimillilili]

Wish I could go out on a silly little date with my cute boy, both of us getting dressed up all nice, fawning over him and how gorgeously pretty he looks, making sure to dress up as nicely as he does

Breaking in my new belt and giving him a cute accesory for our date as well, even if it's only us that can see it, by getting him to present like a good pet all pretty for me~ Seeing his pretty holes and cute little clit throb, as I spank them red and aching, leaving him dripping and itching for more as I kiss him better and tend to him, giving him a little collar of hickeys along his neck, knowing he'll be red and sore with the mark of my belt on his ass and my kisses all throughout our date

[calpicoboys]

off topic but I drew this kitchen princess fanart for a collaboration recently and wanted to share ! 🩷

[starwikia]

suicide cw

look i have been in this area before mentally. it sucks and i wouldn’t wish this on anyone. but, and this is going to sound callous, but i don’t feel any sympathy for james somerton. even if i hope he’s like. not dead. But thats all the amount of goodwill im willing to give him. The more i think about this really, the more angry i am. 

ngl this entire situation is another example of how white people weaponize their mental illness to avoid consequences. Im seeing it in real time.

this man has a continuous habit of using self-harm as a get-out-of-jail-for-free card. in both of his apologies, he has worded his supposed attempts in ways that were clearly meant to guilt people who displayed his plagiarism and overall horrendous history of racism and misogyny. i say supposed because, while i’m not saying those are lies and this would he such a fucked up thing to lie about that i don’t want to think he has, unfortunately, it’s been proven again and again that his word can’t be trusted, as he’s known to lie to try get out of consequences. Hes a proven liar. him lying about this is actually the best case scenario, because no one should go through this entire situation, wouldnt wish this on anyone, but you can only do this so often before people stop sympathizing with you. is this callous? Yeah, but like. I’m actually fucking angry he cant straight up take no as an answer. that this is how he reacts realizing he cant be one of the Cool Kidz™️ on youtube anymore. he acts like he DESERVES a career, like its not a privilege hes lost due to his own actions.

He lied about apologizing and forgiving people, he lied about giving the money to hbomberguy to give to ppl he ripped off (yknow, instead of doing it himself), he lied about the jessie gender situation and rewrote the narrative to make it so he isnt the bad guy, and hes the victim all along actually!

you can’t tell me that supposed last message of his isn’t meant to be a 13 reasons why esq attempt to deflect the blame “look i’m going to kill myself and it’s all YOUR PEOPLES FAULT for not letting me achieve my DREAM of being filmmaker IN PEACE!!! I just wanted Nick’s (the guy who I have thrown under the bus again and again) portfolio up!! Im just being a good friend dont you all FEEL BAD” he refuses to take ANY ACCOUNTABILITY of any of his actions and he IS STILL trying to shove the blame over to other people again.

it’s also pretty ironic people are like “uhhh well hbomber’s fans harassed him!!!” like hbomber outright told people NOT to HARASS JAMES!!! ALSO acting as if james doesn’t have a very real documented history of STRAIGHT UP sending his fans to harass and threaten smaller creators, more notably women, trans, and bipoc creators. especially after he’s stolen typically very personal anecdotes so he could profit from them. so why can he do it but the second people are like “hey this guys an actual piece of shit.” and he can’t handle it suddenly people are trying to white knight his shit? like no he doesn’t get that. he doesn’t get that at all just because he couldn’t handle the consequences of his actions. 

what? were supposed to stay quiet about a man profiting off of other minorities because he wanted to be the spokesman for all gay people? people tried to solve this on a smaller, more private scales for YEARS and he kept doing it. it was clear that the giant public video was the ONLY way to get people to notice. HE WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH STEALING 87 FUCKING THOUSANDS WORTH OF DOLLARS. HE CANT HANDLE THE FACT HE CANT GET AWAY WITH IT. 

am i supposed to feel bad for the guy who basically threatened a trans woman with the police? i don’t care what anyone says, it’s so fucking obvious that he threatened jessie by implying he was getting the police involved in their conflict. what am i supposed to act like that didn’t happen? are we supposed to pretend like he didn’t glorify nazi’s and outright said that gay people made up a good chunk of the nazis? That he didnt say america joined ww2 bc they were jealous of the NAZIS. WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO FUCKING SAY THAT. but then? He gives women (not even women most of the time, he misgenders nonbinary ppl constantly) shit for writing mlm. are we supposed to act like he doesn’t straight-up sees himself superior and better than people of color and steals their works to put himself on a pedestal? Are we supposed to act like he didnt spit on our elders by saying “only the boring gays survived aids” like man! Fuck you! He BLANTANTLY MAKES UP HISTORY TO PUT HIMSELF ON A PEDESTAL!! HE ACTIVELY TRIED TO REWRITE LGBT HISTORY TO SUIT HIS FUCKED UP NARRATIVES!

yes this sucks ! no one deserves this but no one should be making him a martyr. Thats what he fucking WANTS! He wants to be immortalized as a victim!! (again, supposedly, it was reported hes alive but its not confirmed).

The shit he got isnt near the amount of fucking callous behavior hes done again and again. Again, to drill this point, EVEN IF HE DIDNT CALL THE POLICE HE THREATENED A TRANS WOMAN INTO THINKING HE DID!!! The fact he tried to use a head injury to justify years of the outright ghoulish shit fucking astounds me. Why the fuck did anyone in his life thought it was a good idea to let him TRY to come back. in the end, he had options. he didn’t need to try to make a comeback. HE DIDNT NEED TO FUCKING LIE OR IGNORE THE SHIT HE WAS CALLED OUT ON the reality is, he wanted to come back thinking he could shove it under the rug, was told that no dude, you’re not allowed to be a youtuber anymore. you’re done. you need to move on and went full nuclear. it’s not on anyone’s hands but his own. HES BEEN DOING THIS TO HIMSELF!! But nah man we cant call his shit out bc hell may or may not kill himself. Fuck the other minorities who have the same issues but worse and sometimes BECAUSE of him. This is going to SUCKKKK so bad when other ppl, specifically white gays, are going to weaponize this shit to get away with their stuff.

[yourlocalcorviddad]

Saw a post about Danny calling Dani his little Comet, this one, and then I had an idea to and mix it with a favourite Hozier song, Work Song. Feel free to add or whatever if it strikes you!

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"Ah, shh, shh little Comet, it's ok, I've got you."

The attempt at keeping his voice steady didn't really work, but he was sure he was keeping a good hold on his emotions at least, since Ellie was calming down in his hold. It didn't mean he wasn't panicking inside at the situation but he was managing. He only had to make it a few more weeks before the others could come, then everything would be safe.

He got her settled in his bed, sleeping and calm now. He had a crib for her, and Jordan too eventually, but he couldn't really stand the thought of them to far. So bed it was.

Both clone and future self had been deaged due to the damage taken, done at Frostbite's direction to heal and better stabilise both. Jordan's injuries had come in defence of both him and Ellie, and, like a weird mirror, Ellie's from defending him and the injured Jordan when he was to weakened from injuries to fight. Ellie had just been deaged from it Dan, who he decided was going to be called Jordan too give himself some separateness, was reverted to his core. In an effort to protect and give him time to heal, he has him inside himself, next to his own core. He'd been warned it meant that Dan would likely take on more of being like his child than his future self, but he just wanted him alive, not like he didn't have the risk of it anyway, at least this time it was under his control.

There was no hope of returning to his dimension, it had been clear at that point, but they had been trying to free all the ghosts they could and get all liminal people and their family rounded up to safety before the GIW got to them. Danny, as the heir prince-until he was of age for the throne at 100-was sent ahead to bridge trust with another dimension, this one in fact, to see it they could bring their people, his people, there.

Clockwork and the Ancients and Observants worked with his parents and the others from town, and other liminality touched people, to get everyone into the ghost zone, which he had leaned also got called the Infinite Realms, safely and cut off that dimension from it.

Apparently that's what most magical creatures had done to that one anyway, long ago. He'd even met the descendents of the witches that had been hunted by, and thus placed the curse on, his family back when Amity was a village.

They'd lifted the, severely weakened by then but still present, curse after apologies were made and explanations done. It was a relief, even though it is likely what had even held him tethered to life enough to become a halfa at all, but he felt more at ease now without it.

All in all, it led him to where he was now though. A new world, a new set of rules, similar but still so different, and two kids that were essentially his.

The sudden crash outside his window on the alley side had him rushing over, ready to defend as best he could, still healing from the injuries in the last fight with the GIW, in case it was a villain attacking.

Only to pause at the sight of the, now likely unconscious, blue and black clad vigilante in the dumpster below.

"Fuck... Well can't leave him, who knows who'd find him there."

It took a bit of work, and mild use of his weak but still present powers, but he got him up stairs and into his apartment onto the, comfortable if he said so himself, couch.

Once there, he checked him over for injuries, careful not to take the domino off and keeping him as clothed as possible, but tending to his wounds as best possible. Doing so, he realised the other was probably only about 20-21, close to his age at least. It made him wonder how long the other had been a hero, and made a thought to ask later.

For now he settled in to make some food -that hopefully wouldn't accidentally come alive again-and keep an eye on his daughter and the hero.

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

I know what you are

Buddy, I've been running a daily blog about chonny jash & his music for over a year now, no shit im fruity

[lazycakelc]

My small Hoederer practice (I want to learn how to draw him ;^; )

I think the head is fine, but bigger body would be nice

[nooodlesartstyle]

the countertop.

idk lol i just love sitting on the kitchen countertop after i’ve put stuff in the oven. it’s a bonus if ive put a pizza in though because half the time i’ll be eating it on the countertop

[casp1an]

Hot witchcraft take? Maybe. Maybe not

I wish a lot of witchcraft was mindful of other people and their identity (yes there is inclusivity but that's only SOME who make it so)

As a trans man I absolutely hated and still do hate my femininity. What does that have to do with witchcraft? A LOT apparently.

Hey you should use your divine FEMININE energy! You periods are beautiful FEMININE energy! Like I have no problem with feminine things like periods. But when it's so forceful about femininity my soul just hurts. I sometimes want to quit witchcraft SOLELY because of how un-inclusive it can be..

Sorry if this doesn't make sense but I'm sure some of the non-feminine will understand my struggle.

[thewizardillustrates]

Looked back through my sketchbook at all of my first term in secondary school year… here’s an okay sketch of our microwave from the very start of it.

[plantdadftm]

The reblog under the goalpost died so

you guys got 15 notes soooo here you goo :)

So the dream started out with us in the kitchen making dinner together. I was trying to get a kiss and I surprised him and he threw flour at me, leading to a whole food war in the kitchen. Then I slip in sauce and fall on the floor dragging him on top of me.

I kiss him because of course he landed on top of me romcom style I had too. Which leads to him straddling my lap on the floor with me. I started kissing his neck and squeezing his ass. We start making out until he felt the sauce from the floor on his foot. He says okay forget dinner for now let's go shower this mess off.

So the shower ended up with not so innocent washing up. I'd kiss over every spot we'd just cleaned. Eventually I end up on knees with him leaning against the shower and one leg over my shoulder while I sucked him off. He had his hand in my hair pulling it and pulling me closer riding my fingers and fucking my tongue. I get him close before he almost slips on the water. Which leads me to turning it off and carrying him out to sit on the counter instead. We end up making out for a whole with him up there.

Me marking up his neck biting down his shoulder and playing with his chest, sowly easing my hand back down to touch him. I felt him whine into my mouth when I finally got my hand back on him. I sucked his chest while massaging jis spot until he begged me to let him cum. So I slowed down and get back on my knees bite his inner thigh before diving back in to suck his tdick while I sped my fingers up until he came on my hands.

After he came on my hand I carry him back to bedroom. I throw him n the bed and drag his legs to the edge and press my tcock against his boycunt. Dragging it from his dick to his hole pressing it in then pulling back to rub ustogether. Stopping to slap his boycunt every few thrusts.

I put my fingers in along side my tdick to rub his spot and stretch him. I rutted into his boyycunt rubbing his dick until I came insde. I pulled my strap out and had him present for me. I put a pillow between his legs to hold a vibe against his dick while I mounted him. I kissed his neck and played with his chest as I pushed in, slow short thrusts to get him used to me. Turning on the vibe when I finally bottom out.

I stayed still and let him rut on his toy while I marked up his neck. I pinned his hips to the bed with mine and ground against his spot until he came. I turned the toy off and held him up by his hips as I started thrusting into him. Getting rougher and stroking his dick until I heard him getting close. Finally, I trusted the knot of the toy in and turned on the toy, pumping it and turning it on to fill and breed him. I pulled the toy out slowly took off the harness rolled him over and climbed on top of him

[layan22gaza77]

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