#trail to Oregon

[c0smic-horrorwerewolf]

Things I think and say watching any starkid production:

“if these characters are nurotypical I’m taking a bath in legs”

“Wow…. That’s a lot of tension. Let me look something up real quick,” *over 1,000 fanfics shipping the two characters* “Yeah that makes sense”

“OH! THAT AGED HORRIBLY”

“OH! That aged so well!”

“New song for my playlist”

“Why did you put those words on that paper in that order and can you NEVER do it again?”

[theforestknowsmydreams]

i didn't know Slippery When Wet Dikrats got them moves!

an almost impossible dance move

[yelhsaqi]

So i discovered that starkid and their interesting musicals exists and i love it so much. I love lauren lopez

[booigi-boi]

Some Starkid villains for the spooky season

close up under cut

[djwildart]

Trail to Oregon fanart ❤️‍🩹🌵🏜️🐂

[venomousray]

Can we make Cornwallis the next tumblr sexyman because I think it would be so funny if Joey richter in a lobster costume was up there with the onceler and bill cypher.

[clownhonkbonk]

they should dress up the entirety of starkid in lobster costumes and have correy dorris fight them in a boxing ring occasionally breaking into songs every 15 minutes and call it the lobster war.

[saharzahids]

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE + references to past shows

[yourlocalabomination]

Your Wagon Is On Fire!

[starkidsdaily]

He had one brain cell dedicated to loving his family

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

Cinderellas Castle “spoilers” without content because it’s actually other Starkid shows🏰

[daiwild]

My favorite Lauren Lopez roles as it is the Queen's birthday

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"

[starkidsupremacy]

Starkid and Puppets: A Legacy

Now if you're like me, you're probably obsessed with starkids penchant for puppetry

And in light of recent news...

It's safe to say I've been screaming, crying, throwing up thinking about it alot

So lets take a journey through all their Puppets shall we!

We start where all good stories start AVPM. Who have the Dragon puppet

Next, MAMD has no puppet's

And AVPS has sorty and scarfy! (<3)

Now obviously... Starship, with an incredible amount of puppetry

Bug and buggette

Roach and some other backround Puppets (including mosquito's)

And (in my opinion) starkids most incredible puppet to date, Pincer!

Holy Musical B@tman has none

AVPSY does have a puppet! They have the basilisk puppet (technically scarfy and sorty again)

Twisted has two Puppets! The monkey

And the parrot

Neither Trail to Oregon or ANI have any Puppets unless you count Cornwallis

Firebringer has both trunkell

And snarl (with a size to rival pincer)

And you know what, let's count the duck

Tgwdlm has none

Black friday doesn't technically have any but I'm still going to put a picture of wiggly here because I just think you should look at him <3

And surprisingly, while nightmare time 1 has no puppets, nmt2 does!

The axe man

And the stupidly impressive (and rival for my fav) Otho

Lastly Nerdy Prudes Must Die, regrettably, has no puppets

That's a total of 20 different puppets (lmk if I miscounted starship). With an average of 1.3 puppets per musical/project!

Sorry this is so long lol

[probably-crying-over-the-village]

literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??

there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:

and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:

“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.

exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:

exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:

(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:

joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now

[kairithemang0]

Whatever gender Joey Richter is is the gender I require