#traffics report

[nightvaleofficial]

Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.

[littleststarfighter]

Bad news from the zones, tumbleweeds 💀

[teaboot]

i dont understand how people call you "basically a cop" when the most power you have is to tell someone to leave.... like?? you cant arrest people you cant detain them the most you can do is call the actual cops which...... literally ANYONE can do that like????

p much. Usually don't have to tho, people usually listen when you're calm and respectful- more than half the time I'm on the phone it's for an ambulance

People aren't kidding when they say it's basically babysitting

[gh0st-0f-luke]

nine excerpts from a transcript of wei wuxian’s appearance in traffic court ft. judge!lan wangji (read on ao3 here)

[minecraftnewsnetwork]

For anyone wondering: we never did find the seed for the Limited Life server. But we're all a bit insane, so with a bit of time and dedication, and the combined efforts of Pixie, Lyric, and team member Lavi, we managed to recreate a large portion of the map almost block-for-block. It made for one heck of a finale closer, and we had a blast putting this together!

...we almost might just be insane enough to try and expand this project out to the other known areas of the map, just for fun...but that's a project for another day. :3

Time elapsed while working on this: over 24 hours in total

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Another meme I made to call myself out

[mcrsongoftheday]

Day 51 - Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid / Traffic Report

[peachtalia]

the actual dumbest shit I’ve made this year

alt text for my handwriting is too fucked to read

[tango-but-everywhere]

They’ve (Cleo and BigB) got the strangest dynamic. Love it when people can hold a grudge. And Tango’s also there, as witness,

Cleo, secret life episode 5.

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken on secret life, at the heart foundation at night. BigB is very close to the viewer, Cleo. He’s crouching and looking up at them, wearing full diamond, holding a diamond sword and shield. There’s a dog to the left looking at him. In the background behind them, on the left is Skizz who’s walking away. He’s similarly wearing full diamond and holding a shield, as is Tango who is slightly closer on the right of BigB. Like BigB, he’s holding a diamond sword, and he’s facing Cleo but looking to the left of the image. End ID]

[crimewizards]

GREAT news from the zones, tumbleweeds, looks like party poison and fun ghoul avoided some exterminators and everything went instantly canada. theyre super alive and nowhere near route guano

[rat-at-heart]

Does the traffic report for all the other cones

[machetelanding]

[rogzeeyaya]

R.I.P J.R.R Tolkein, you would've loved Grand Theft Auto.

[minecraftnewsnetwork]

MCNN's Secret Life Recap Week 1 is Live!

MCNN returns for another season of the Life Series! This time with more lies, twists, and questions than you could ever hope for!

If you want to catch up on our past coverage, here's the Limited Life playlist.

[freebooter4ever]

anon, sorry, but i dont like that headline at all im not sharing that on my blog :(