#trading with you was so much fun I cant wait to work on something else with you soon!!

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potions class confessions (james potter x reader)

description - Reader is a potions natural and she gets paired up with James in class. While trying to make conversation they both let it slip that they might have a crush on each other. oops?

word count - about 1800

warning - Fluff!! avoidance and awkwardness, James being maybe a little shy ooc. Reader is a badass. House not specified but non Gryffindor is implied. Some negative self talk. There is also wolfstar!

MASTERLIST

Potions was by far your favorite class. The professor loved you and you had it with Gryffindor. This meant that you got to see him. James Potter. The golden boy of his year. You knew he was probably out of your league but you were pretty badass as well if you did say so yourself. You had top marks and were the seeker of Y/H. You were also widely liked, even though you weren't as loud or outspoken as the troublesome group of four in Gryffindor house. Your attention was drawn to your professor when he began to call out partners for the next couple weeks of the course. Your heart nearly stopped when he said you would be partners with none other than James Potter. Your heart picked up speed. You had a crush on the boy but you knew he was deeply infatuated with the beautiful Lily Evans of his own house. You knew better than to try to compete.

You looked over to where he sat with his friends and they were all giving him looks and shoving his shoulders. You thought they might be making fun of him for having to be partnered with you. You felt heat rise to your cheeks. He looked over and you made eye contact. Both of you looked away as quickly as possible and your cheeks darkened in color.

By the middle of class you had all migrated into your potion pairs and your assignment was to make a very simple healing potion that you could make in your sleep. It was more for practice than anything else. You hadn't spoken a word to James and he seemed unusually quiet. You had a suspicion that he didn't like you. He got pretty quiet whenever you were around and he sometimes would even leave the room when you entered. You didn't know why he didn't like you but you pressed on. And your crush persisted nonetheless.

"Quit staring at me, you're making me nervous." You mumbled as you began pouring in ingredients but you could feel his gaze on the side of your head.

You didn't look up when you heard him mutter a small, "Sorry." It was a short response and your heart sped up a bit at even the sound of his voice. Oh you were whipped and he wouldn't even talk to you.

"Do you wanna do this next part? You should participate if you want full marks on the assignment but I can keep going if you want me to." You offered, finally looking up at him. He was taller than you but his eyes were piercing. You held the spoon out a bit for him to take if he wanted and he smiled a bit at you before grabbing it. His hand brushing against yours had your heart fluttering and you thought you might just throw up. You both stared at the potion as James began to stir and he counted his rotations. When he got to 20 you threw something else in and he began to stir again, counting to 20 again. It was a bit tedious and ridiculously quiet.

"So, are you looking forward to the match tomorrow?" you tried to find a common discussion topic. He smiled a bit and took the spoon out of the cauldron. You looked to the clock and began the countdown of 5 minutes for the potion to sit before the next step.

"I'm very much looking forward to it. We are for sure gonna beat Y/H" he looked over at you slyly. You gasped dramatically.

"How dare you! I will have you know that I have caught the snitch in every match this year but one and that was because your beater hit me early in the game. I will be beating you tomorrow." You smirked. He looked at you with amusement in his eyes and he giggled a bit. He wasn't nearly as cocky alone as he was in large crowds.

"You're probably right. Our seeker is a bloody dud and it's unfair that we have to deal with him while Y/H has you, you're the best seeker Hogwarts has had in 50 years." He smiled at you, his volume matching yours, louder than your previous murmurs. You blushed under his gaze and under the praise that you hadn't expected. You thought he would tease you back instead of showering you with compliments.

"Flattery wont make me go easier on you, Potter. I'm still going to beat Gryffindor." you smiled., trying to bring the teasing back before the conversation got too serious and you revealed something you weren't supposed to. His eyes sparked at you and he smiled for a second longer before breaking your eye contact and chuckling.

"It was worth a try." He grinned, "You know, Remus was jealous I got to be your potions partner cause you're such a genius in potions and he's got to deal with stumble-y over there. " he nodded over to where you could see Remus trying to corral Sirius away from their cauldron as Sirius was a bit notorious for dropping things that happened to cause explosions. You laughed and blushed at the compliment.

"You do just fine on your own but thank you." You tried to calm your heart rate a bit. "Are they dating?" you questioned genuinely, still gazing at the duo across the room. You had seen them in the halls standing a bit close for friends and you thought you saw them holding hands once. James smiled like he was remembering something fondly and shakes his head.

"Not yet." he said simply. You quirked an eyebrow at him questioningly. "They've both got massive crushes on each other but refuse to see it. They'll figure it out eventually but for now its just endless flirting and it is downright exhausting." He said but all with a smile on his face, never an ounce of annoyance in his voice. "Have you had anyone catch your eye yet? I cant believe you aren't dating anyone." He continued to make conversation.

"I've thought about a few guys but the ones I like aren't the ones that like me." You tried to say lightly, avoiding eye contact with James. "But thats no big deal, I've got bigger things to worry about than who wants to take me to Hogsmeade next weekend or who's going to pick me up on the quidditch pitch when I've won that match tomorrow." You joked but James didn't really laugh.

"I want to." He looked at you before the timer you had set went off. Before you could say anything he started asking questions about what was next and you quickly threw the right ingredient in and stirred it three times. You raised your hand to call the professor over and while you were explaining your work you could feel James fidgeting behind you. The professor told you to sit tight the rest of class as you had finished early and you nodded at him before turning back to James.

"Are you pranking me or something?" You questioned lightly, already slightly upset that he would joke about something that you didn't want to joke about. You saw him look up into your eyes and furrow his eyebrows at you.

"No I'm not pranking you, why would you ask me that?" he asked, concern filled his voice. You looked down again and felt your heart pick up, your eyes stinging.

"Its just that I know that you have a think for Evans and I didn't know if you were kidding a second ago." you relied honestly. You felt a hand on yours before your pinkie was linked with his.

"I'm not pranking you. And I don't actually like Evans. I mean she's one of my best friends but me being in love with her was a rumor Sirius started as revenge for me telling Remus he liked him. I've.." He sighed a bit, "I've had a crush on you for a few years now actually." he looked sad. You moved so you were fully holding his hand and you squeezed.

"Look, if you're serious then I would love to go to Hogsmeade with you, I've liked you for a significant amount of time, I just don't want you to feel like you have to cause you pity me or something." you mumbled the last part. James looked at you inquisitively.

"Why would I pity you? As I've said you're the best seeker I've ever seen at Hogwarts and you can properly kick my ass in any class we happen to be in. And I promise I'm only half trying to get you to go easy on the match tomorrow." you smiled at the end and you chuckled a bit.

"Okay then, will you go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend?" You questioned, a bit more sure of yourself.

"Of course I will. I was also hoping I could steal a tie or two so I can properly represent when i'm at your matches. When you aren't actively crushing my team, that is." he smiled and your heart soared.

"I guess we will have to make a trade." you smiled and as soon as class let out you walked hand in hand into the corridor.

"Finally! Took you long enough, mate." you heard the voice of the raven haired boy behind you as he stood rather close to his not-yet-boyfriend. He pushed James a bit in the shoulder and held his hand out to Remus. Remus sighed and handed him a galleon.

"You couldn't have waited to make it official until the Hogsmeade trip? You've just cost me a galleon." he teased and you both laughed a bit.

"You should have let me in on the bet before hand and I could have kept it professional for another week." you smiled and James pushed you a bit from the side and you all laughed.

You looked over at him and his smile was so wide it made his eyes nearly close. You took a deep breath as you finished laughing and you started to pull him toward the dining hall where you were planning on getting dinner. His hand left yours and instead snaked up to you head so he could push your hair to press a kiss to the side of your head and you blushed deeply. You couldn’t have cared less when you heard a gagging sound behind you from the best friends of the man you hoped to be with for a longtime.

[om-headcanon]

☆ mc catching the obey me brothers crying

i believe its fair to assume mc has seen at least one of the boys cry. here is what i believe happened. (if you want me to do undateables, let me know! tw for low self worth, panic attacks, and survivors guilt/death mentions)

lucifer

without a doubt the most embarassed to be caught crying

he had just gotten into an argument with diavolo, and he questions his importance in diavolos life

he goes into the study to get some extra work done late at night to reassure himself he is useful

with all of the stress from the situation at hand and some stress from supporting the family on his back, he cant help but shed a few tears

all he wants to do is keep those around him happy and healthy... and it tears him apart when he cant

if i cant make the ones i love happy then... what can i do...

he doesnt notice your presence, as he has hands over his eyes and is breathing slowly in order to relax himself

you call out his name softly to get his attention

lucy jumps and tries wiping his eyes and playing it off as if he was never crying

you walk closer to him and he keeps inquiring if theres anything you need

you dont say anything, you just place your arms around him and hold him in a tight embrace

and he starts crying again on your shoulder... harder, this time. holding you tighter and closer in the embrace

because of his pride, its hard for him to admit what he needs the most: someone to show they care for him

mammon

mammon is the type to not cry often but when he does, its a lot

while his brothers dont really have bad intentions, the daily degradation they execute against mammon really gets to him

he can only put up his confident front for so long, and not long after a fight with asmo, it recedes

he lay on his bed sobbing heavily into a pillow to muffle the sound for nearly a full hour

his mind cant help but insist all the words his siblings tell him are true... and he wishes more than anything that you were there to tell him they werent

he looks up to the door every once in a while with blurry vision, mind convincing him theyre at the door, but you not being there makes him cry even harder

maybe they just think the same as the rest of my brothers

he hears the doorknob, but convinces himself its his mind again. ironically enough, this makes him cry even harder

except its actually you this time

you run over to his bed to sit down next to him and rub his back reassuringly, asking if hes alright

he jolts up, shocked youre actually here. he closes his mind and smiles sadly with a tear stained face

he pulls you into an embrace and whispers a soft thank you... your presence helps him more than you will ever know

you hold him for a few minutes and tell him how awesome the Great Mammon really is

leviathan

its been a long stressful day at rad, and he cant help but overthink every single action he has made

every single glance hes made, every single word hes said ... just everything

most days he would resort to playing a game or watching an anime he loves in attempt to distract himself, but other days its not that easy

he starts spiraling, thinking of not only everything hes done that day, but actions hes done in the past too

eventually hes past the point of no return, and starts having a panic attack

levi cant seem to catch his breath and with the thoughts still rushing through his head at full speed, he cant attempt to calm himself down

he envies those who dont feel the way he does right now because god, what he would do to not feel like this

you were just wondering why your gaming buddy hasnt come looking for you so naturally, you go to him

you knock on his door waiting for him to ask you for the entry code... but theres no response

you enter and are quite shocked to see levi shaking on his bed

this is familiar to you... whether youve had to guide a friend through a panic attack or have been through one yourself, you know what to do

you reassure him this will all pass and knowing how hard school is for him, you tell him he did well today

you get him to regulate his breathing and gain some composure

hes embarassed you had to see him like that... but he lets you know hes so thankful that you came to help him

satan

he just wants to be his own person but with how his life was set for him, its almost as if thats a tall order

its very rare he cries from happiness or anything like that, but sometimes he gets so sad that he gets angry... and then he cries a lot

no one dares to go near him like that

and that hurts him too... that nobody could or would ever dare to console him because they fear what hed do to them

he acknowledges this is a justified fear as he is after all the representation of wrath itself, but it still hurts nonetheless

belphie decided to poke fun and tease satan reminding him of how hes lucifers shadow

he didnt take it well... and retreated to his room to handle his emotions

he knew his family didnt want anything to do with him while he was angry... and that made him feel like a burden

but he grew used to everyone expecting he handle his emotions himself even if every once in a while he desired some reassurance

satan sat in a corner of his room crying to himself waiting for this to pass because he didnt believe anyone else would care to check on him

but you were curious as to why he wasnt in his usual 4 pm reading spot, so you decided to check his room

he was just sat completely still staring into the distance while tears fell down his face

he didnt even notice your presence until you sat down next to him

you didnt want to pry, so you just asked if he wanted to talk about it

he shook his head, laid on your shoulder, and just said “this is all i need”

asmodeus

ahh... while self love is so easy for him, self value isnt

its easy for him to believe people want to be around him solely with lustful intent rather than because they genuinely love him

he doesnt really believe anyone could ever love him

so he overcompensates through self love because he believes hes the only person who could ever love him

hes great at hiding it but sometimes, this gets to him... especially after some quick encounters with others at the fall

he thinks maybe there is no depth to him.. maybe i really am just a pretty face and nothing else

asmo cries pretty often, but he only lets people see him cry when its over something material (ie, he couldnt get a new bag hes been wanting for weeks)

he cries quietly too in effort to make sure nobody sees him

he seemed to have forgetten that you two were planning to go shopping today so you went to his room to see if he was ready

you werent expecting to see him rolled over in bed softly crying to himself

you startled him when you said his name

“oh, mc, i didnt see you there!” he chuckles lightly to himself in effort to change the mood of the atmosphere as he wipes his eyes

you ask if hes okay and his sad smile falls slightly

he asks you if you genuinely think he could ever be lovable

your heart breaks a little knowing that he even has a moment of self doubt, but you reassure him that hes a lovable person inside and out

you hug him tightly while another tear falls down his face

you two decide shopping is best for another day... for now, you just want to talk and do facials

beelzebub

beel loves his family a lot

more than he loves food (also a lot)

he hates conflict between them and would do absolutely anything to avoid it

what he hates the most about himself is how hungry he gets... hes aware its poorly timed but theres really nothing he can do about it

but the feeling hes being an inconvenience to those he loves hurts him

beel is great at smiling as often as possible, but if theres any tension between the family, he wont stop crying until its resolved

once he was so hungry it wasnt possible to control himself and he ended up going on a rampage

he earned scolds from lucifer, mammon, and satan for this

it tore him apart knowing that he had caused his family trouble for even a second and he started crying because of the guilt

he couldnt even find enough energy to make it back to his room, so he just sat in the kitchen with tears on his face

you had decided to go to the kitchen to get a snack when you saw him

he apologized for being in the kitchen and offered to move if you wanted his seat, but you declined

beel didnt even bother wiping the tears from his eyes... he wore them like they were a punishment for his own behavior

when you asked him what was wrong, all he said was that he was a bad brother

you tried to tell him otherwise, but then he went into detail about the situation and how all he does is cause the family distress

you told him that isnt true at all and he continues to bring light and happiness to all those around him

hearing that his brothers will come around and know he meant no harm is all he needed to hear

“thank you, mc... i feel less hungry when im with you”

belphie

he has lots of survivors guilt

its been millenia but he still wishes that it was him instead of lilith

because of this he cries quite often, but never in front of anyone other than beel

this feeling that lilith and him should have traded places haunts him often, and its not always so easy to sleep it off

as fore mentioned, he usually finds comfort in talking to his older twin but beel isnt always there

beel was at one of his clubs at rad and belphie didnt want to bother him, but he really did need someone right now

unlike his older brothers, belphie actually makes an effort to find you

he doesnt find you in your room nor the kitchen, so he continues to search around the house in hopes youre around here somewhere

he happens to find you by yourself in the study on your d.d.d.

belphie feels bad bothering you, and enters the room quite quietly

“mc, can we talk?”

he sits down next to you and lays his head on your shoulder

contrary to what he stated he wanted, not much talking is being done

he just lies there quietly crying with no explanation why

he realises he may not be as ready to talk about it as he thought... but thats okay

you tell him that youre going to listen whenever hes ready to talk about it

that makes him feel a lot better

he falls asleep right there with a thankful smile placed on his face

[solarcal]

new post time! @wolfstar-flatsky cause yeah it was getting rllyyyyy long and is about to get a whole bunch longer cause i figured some stuff out so gonna talk about that too 😌

also im currently making the post about my ocs and that story sooo 👀 hopefully i dont get sidetracked and finish that soon lol 😅

they do know the rebirth cycle, not like right away but they learn from a young age but lmaoo i didnt think of that, god that would be so funny, just “shit did i actually already do this or is this a feeling from my past life? hmmmmmm” but yeah they do know where they came from and where they’ll return to

mm yeah the spirits are like grandparents watching little kids run around like awww look how much energy they have, they’re having so much fun, so cute :3

im glad you like that idea so much!! i was really struggling to find a reason why the spirits had so many copies of the exact same clothes or how they were so accurate with haircuts or something and then i was like wait! its my world i dont have to follow logic! and bam magic :3 on the teaching part, its probably either the first time, they help guide your light into the right shape so you know how it feels and you can then recreate it or like they somehow gift you the knowledge, maybe by giving you a bit of their light so you carry that piece of them and that knowledge with you forever idk which do you like better? which works better?

haha yes they can actually talk, bc otherwise my story is gonna get real complicated real fast, emotes and calls dont rlly exist bc that’d be weird, not being allowed to wave cause u havent met someone and you can see other people without having to light them and you can talk to them freely without having to be friends because lol that wouldnt make sense, but this does mean if you want to dance, you have to actually learn it, you cant just watch a spirit do it and then perfectly copy it but! sky kids are extremely expressive :3 the move around a lot! gesturing with their hands and pointing and just very bouncy and flappy hands :333 cause i said so and they deserve it 😌

okay onto some new ish stuff that i thought of :p

so like economy and money is sky, uh theres isnt really one? like money doesnt exist and so usually sky kids will just give things away for free or trade things, like if youre a seamstress and you want a special wood carving you can offer an outfit or something in exchange, people are incredibly kind and if you give them something for free, they will remember it and be sure to pay it back later

also because of this, its next to impossible to be poor, you dont have to buy or pay for a house, if youre down on your luck, people will just help you out, giving you clothes and food, a place to stay for a while so you can look for your own house comfortably

speaking of houses, since sky kids are so nomadic almost? many families will have more than one house in different areas, they have their permanent house which is where they live most of the time and have most of their stuff in but sky kids will have extra, usually smaller houses, in other areas to vacation in or move to if they want a change of scenery for a while or if they travel a lot, they can stay in their extra house while passing through, like a large family could have a big house in village of dreams but then have a beach house in Binial for when they want to adopt a moth or one in Hirthlim to stay in while passing through or maybe they’ll get a house just cause it looks pretty while passing by 😊

also, houses are like, free lol, there are sky kids that just build them for fun and as long as its structurally sound, they can build it however they want! so theres many different types and colors and shapes of houses and lots of empty free ones, if you want a house, you simply need to hang a wreath of flowers on the door to show its claimed and that no one else can have it, every house has basic furniture which is needed because if you a wandering sky kid, you can stay in an empty unclaimed house for a day or two instead of sleeping outside, though some still do that (theres not rlly any hotels, well there is a couple in Valem and Empyrean but you mainly go there as a vacation, to relax and not have to cook your own food or make your own bed or anything)

anyway! got extremely off track there lol, starting rambling about the sky housing market :sweat:

uhh okay so like sky doesnt have an army, cause theres nothing to fight, but there are people who like spar for fun, like boxing or martial arts or like archery and fencing, plus most sky kids are trained in basic survival like climbing and fishing, just in case for when they are out exploring or wandering, most people are nice but there are a very very small amount of sky kids that others might need to defend themselves against (like that evil person hiding in Gaial 👀)

oooo fun time! its time for calendars and celebrations!! :DDD

okay okay so like god im not making a whole new calendar system so its the normal january to december, monday to sunday 24 hour day system, they have clocks to keep track but no one rlly bothers with them, they go off of the sun or moon in the sky and its always a vague time if they do use a clock, like two friends could agree to meet at like 3 pm and it wouldnt be uncommon for them to actually meet at 3:30-4 pm, scribes in the library are the ones keeping track of the years and major events and such

each realm has its own personal holidays but ima talk about the sky wide holidays first

each holiday lasts a month, so there are 12 major holidays, people dont celebrate every single day of the month obviously but it makes it easier to meet far away friends and family and making time for everyone, plus the mood and festivities can continue for longer :3 most of the holidays are based off of ones already in the game but theres two ive added and ive changed the others to fit better

-days of fortune is jan, specifically the first; theres fireworks and wishing everyone happiness and success and its incredibly popular time to change professions or try something new, moths come down more often in isle as well

-days of love is feb, specifically mid feb; this is when you just let people you know you love them, adoptions and confessions are very common in love, its a very soft emotional month

-days of prayer is march; this is when everyone thanks Megabird for all its done and wishes it well in it’s journey through the universe and usually they ask for advice or wishes during this month as its rude to do it any other month, this is also generally the month when moths learn more about Megabird and the religion

-days of bloom is april; celebrating the start of spring! the flowers are blooming and the air is sweet and everyone is energized for the coming months, moths born during this time are more playful than most

-days of nature is may; everyone takes a little time to appreciate the world they live in and how well it takes care of them and they take care of it, people visit their favorite locations and enjoy the scenery, photo taking and painting/sketching rises dramatically in this month as everyone wants a memory of where they’ve been

-days of rainbow is june; rainbows appear frequently around the world of sky! due to the fact that Megabird flies in front of the sun and the rainbows are a sliver of it’s brilliance reflected on the world

-days of sky is july; this was the month that either Resh was born or made king, depending who you ask, but generally people send gifts to him as thanks or be grateful for the services he provides such as the boat transportation system and the researchers

-days of summer is aug; the crops are growing and being harvested food is plentiful its a time for long days of hard rewarding work and storing the food away for feast, sky kids that arent farmers come to help them with either temporary labor or taking care of them after the long days in the fields

-days of lights is sept; Megabird draws closer to sky so everyone’s light grows brighter so for this month people start glow, the glow starts at the beginning of sept grows brighter and then mid month starts to dim so by the end of sept everyone is normal again, moths born in this month naturally glow a little year round and is the brightest sky kids during lights, makes them very easy to spot haha

-days of mischief is oct; time for funny pranks and tricks! everyone can dress up and be a little crazy! its a giggley time and people are relaxing after the harvest

-days of remembrance is nov; this is when people remember those who are gone, its days of the dead type thing, but its a sad kind of happy, cause they know their loved ones are safe and well and theyll see them again and it isnt forever, theyll return to sky one day; they cooked their favorite foods and visit their favorite places and tell stories and memories about them, its a very mellow time

-days of feast is dec; theyve celebrated their lost family now time to celebrate their current family! huge huge meals, people coming from all over to meet up, gifts are given and merry times are had!

i had this set up so you had remembrance with remembering your dead family and friends, then feast with appreciating your living family and friends and then fortune where you look forward to new family and friends to come, i like that bit a lot so i had to point it out to u :3

okay this is getting reallyyy long but i promise im gonna tell you about area specific holidays and explain food and how that works next time cause that’s gonna be a whole thing and its kinda important but god i talked a lot haha so ill leave that til next time :3

[silverandarsenic-hcs]

Ghost Slander

I know I’ve done this before sorta but this is the Finial List of all the shit that’s really just bad about them. the first half of each is serious bad stuff and the second half is just silly annoying shit they do. I am not apologizing for this so that’s that on that. I also still love them anyways.

Papa I:  too old to do anything. he may be strong and smart, but he’s old, and tired, and gets grumpy when he’s tired. and when he’s grumpy hes a fucking asshole. he really doesn’t want to do anything, like go out for a fun day in the city, or try new things. can’t teach an old dog ne w tricks, and he doesn’t even try tricks he’s known about for forty years. He can be boring, and he can be punchy and shitty when he’s annoying (I don’t mean like punchy as in hitting, just you know when you were grumpy as a kid and you get really irritated and annoyed and kind of just wanna have a hissy fit and cant control it???? that.)

Papa II:  Super emotionally unavailable and it just becomes taxing to try and get him to open up unless he’s ready and willing - which, spoiler alert, will never happen. He really does have a shitty temper and when he gets angry he sees red. Refuses to delegate tasks to other people around him because he thinks no one else can do it right. When he does, no matter what they do it’s never good enough and he makes all his interns cry and/or quit. for fun: he gets the “man flu” in which he will not take medication or go to the doctor until he literally has muscle dystrophy. thinks Advil or Tylenol is some hippy bullshit brainwashing pill invented by liberals that are trying to trick him into being happy. conspiracy theories. thinks aliens built the pyramids. watches ancient aliens in his spare time and never shuts up about it. Unable to use technology, and falls asleep in “special chair” at home. 

Papa III: cant take no for an answer. he doesn't understand when someone refuses his advances because all of the girls in the clergy falling all over him his whole life has made his head a little too big. if you want major fucking ego, he’s the brother for you. if you don’t want flowers, and you don’t want random extravagant things, he’s not the brother for you, because if you tell him you don’t like the things he’ll assume you hate him and decide that you shouldn’t be together anymore. sure, it comes from a place of caring and wanting to spoil his s/o, but fuck, bro, tone it down. He’ll also talk at you for hours even if you’re not listening just because he loves the sound of his own voice. It doesn’t matter if you’re trying to do something else, or are tired, or you just don’t care, he’ll stop talking when he’s ready and only then. For fun:  at a kids soccer game he would be That Dad that screams at the other kids like hes the assistant coach and probably be drunk and fist fight the other drunk dads in their lawn chairs. makes his s/o wax his back before they go to the beach or anywhere he has to be shirtless. its gross and hairy and he wouldn't care if his s/o didn’t bully his persian-rug body into it so hard one time he canceled a vacation. 

Copia: He has no back bone. He’ll work until people give him what wants but he’ll never come right out and say it, in any kind of relationship or work. You’ll constantly be guessing whether or not what he said has a second meaning and if it’s really want he wants or he’s been waiting for you to figure it out the whole time. It’s fucking annoying. He’ll never be the one to put his foot down, or silence a room, or command attention like the other papa’s have, he just doesn’t have it in him. For fun: Calls his stomach his “spare tire” like what the fuck who says that?? Talks to everyone, you literally have to drag him away from talking to strangers. The person next to him at the cafe has their headphones in and he’s just chatting away. Small talk but just gets worse, and he subjects everyone to it.  rides one of those bikes where you're basically lying down and doesn't shut the fuck up about how low impact it is on your back and knees. thinks the government is out to get him and everyone else but doesn't put two and two together and still has a google home thing or an alexa, buys that facebook skype camera thing for your tv that literally follows you when he walks. he just thinks their neat.

Dewdrop: Has a hot temper and genuinely gets mean when he lashes out. He doesn’t care that everyone has to chase after him all the time and has no remorse for what they have to do for him or what he ruins for them. He’s gonna do whatever he want’s whenever he wants and no one can tell him otherwise - everyone thinks this is so fun and quirky and great until it’s been a few months and they’re wondering why Dew hasn’t calmed down even a little. He’s too self obsessed to even care what other people want for him. A total mess wherever he goes, eats all the soap and candles and doesn’t replace them. 

Swiss:  saying someone is too good at everything doesn't sound like an insult, but it does when they brag about it. Swiss has always been the multi ghoul, meaning hes always been pretty good at everything, but never specialized in something. so rather than do more to hide the fact he’s a jack of all trades but master of none, he just brags about every tiny little thing he does. hes like 6′ but his ego is like 8′4″. Insanely jealous in relationships which can cause problems. he’s a liar. there. i said it. unless he’s your s/o, if his mouth is moving, it’s probably a lie. whether hes bigging up his own adventures, or trying to cover his tracks about where he was and who he was with, its probably all bullshit. the only reason he doesn’t lie to his partners is because he HATES being lied to in return and if he has feelings for you its a little harder to just shut you out once you realize he’s full of it. He mostly lies for fun, and partly just to see what people will really believe, so it get’s wilder and wilder every time. Refuses to do anything that’s boring to him like clean or do laundry, but he hates disgusting messes so he’ll just pay someone else to do it. 

Mountain: Disgustingly messy. When I walk into a room i leave a hurricane of my shit everywhere, but if you took an actual hurricane and put it in his bedroom, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. No one in the whole church will go near his room, partly for the smell, partly for the fact of that there is no where to stand that isn’t a foot high with garbage and dirty clothes. If he cleaned his room i think a new disease would be unlocked. Super stubborn, and inpatient. He’s pretty chill, but refuses to wait for anything without getting super annoyed, and it’s impossible to change his mind about literally anything once it’s made up. Trying to debate him about anything is a fucking nightmare. 

Aether:  when you’ve been together for a while, and you’re comfortable with each other, things can get boring. he’ll stop taking you on dates every week, and stop thanking you profusely for everything you do, and stop treating you like a queen. things will get stale quickly, so unless you’re into routine, steer fucking clear or you're doomed.  when he’s in a shitty mood, he will say literally anything to you to get you away from him. he just wants to be left alone and if you wont let that happen he’ll break up with you, tell you to fuck off, tell you to get away from him, tell you to go fuck yourself, whatever it takes. he doesn’t mean it, and even if he knows that deep down, you’re still causing the problem by existing, in his mind. refuses to accept that there may be a different way to do things. it’s Aether’s way or the highway and that's it. he thinks that if somethings easier, or faster than the way he does it, then it’s not being done right, and it’s fucking annoying how he wastes so much time doing stupid simple tasks because its the way he was taught and its the way he’ll do them until he dies

Rain: A baby. An actual baby. Needy and clingy and even a little bit pathetic sometimes. Here and there it can be cute and you might feel the need to nurture him, but honestly most people can’t handle it all the time but for Aether. He constantly needs attention in the exact way he wants and if he doesn’t get it he’ll whine and cry and try and make you feel like shit. Maybe it’s manipulation, maybe it’s not. Who knows. But you have to make sure he eats properly, make sure he gets dressed properly, make sure he sleeps, pretty much be a parent to him half the time. The amount of emotional labor is borderline slavery. His attitude is insane, and he’s sassy and bossy all the time as if he’s actually in control, and if you tell him otherwise he’ll scream (at the top of his lungs). Uses baby talk at an inappropriate timing and makes people uncomfortable  sometimes.

Cumulus: Collects tiny little themed knick knacks that are literally everywhere and take up all the space in her and Cirrus’ little sapphic cottage. Nosey and wants to know everyone’s business all the time. The only person she tells is Cirrus but she won’t rest unless she knows every detail about a persons life and drama.

Cirrus: Leaves all the lights on wherever she goes. Leaves all the cupboards open. All the lights are on so much that it lights up the whole house all night, and people call them to tell them to either close their blinds or turn the fucking lights off.

[lilhemmo]

Kinda a silly request: Could you write a Vegeta x reader using this as a prompt- “I’m gonna fight the next person who talks shit about you.” “I’m such trash.” “Alright, put them up. Fight me.” Have fun with it!

a/n: you were right, this was loads of fun! please feel free to request more!!! this is definitely kind of an au??? haven’t really decided let’s just have fun with it!! 

ps, i think this is semi-established relationship?? can’t really tell myself. just wanted vegeta to make out with reader, so this is what you get!

“I mean, what’s with the stupid monologuing all the time? And that stupid pointy hair he’s got?! How lame!”

“Shut up, Yamcha!” you find yourself screaming at dinner one night.

You’ve had it. You’ve had enough of it.

You growl, slamming your fists down on the table. He’s not here to defend himself, and that’s what makes it worse.

You narrow your eyes across the table, “The only reason you have anything nasty to say is because he’s not here to kick your ass. So keep your mouth shut before I do it for him.”

Your fangs are bared and your eyes are threatening to glow blue at the pure rage pouring through your body like liquid metal. The base of your spine starts to tickle and you know if you don’t control it, you’ll go super right here in front of everyone. You ache for your tail, longing for the time when you could rampage and blame it on the uncontrollable, archaic form of your ancestors.

The way your stomach twists makes it easy for you not to be hungry any longer. Your Saiyan brethren would be disappointed, but you don’t care. Ferocity eats away at you like an itch you can’t scratch and you walk away from the group before you’re threatening them one too many times.

After a while, you find yourself trudging along the sandy pathway that leads to the different areas of Capsule Corporation grounds. Your fingers pass over the bushes of flowers, plucking a plume for yourself. Holding it up to your nose, you lose yourself in the scent as you continue to where Vegeta and Goku normally train - a special arena built by Bulma to simulate natural fighting situations.

The grunting you hear off in the distance makes you feel like you’ve intruded on someone’s personal time - as a Saiyan, you know how important training is to the others. Vegeta’s form is hovering midair, mocking punches to a faux enemy as his hair glows a bright golden. He senses your energy and turns his attention to you, muscles tensing momentarily before his body relaxes.

“Oh, just you,” he clears his throat and levitates near the ground before pointing his toes and dropping downward. “What do you want?”

You narrow your eyes and curl your hands to fists, “Spar with me.”

Vegeta raises a brow, “Something has you angry. I can feel your energy rising the more you sit there, thinking about whatever pissed you off.”

“The earthlings have rubbed off on you, Prince,” you sneer, turning your hips so you’re in fighting position. “Shut up and fight me.”

Your Saiyan counterpart smirks and braces himself at the knees before charging at you, fists held forward in an attempt to land a punch to your face. You turn, allowing him to pass you by and also giving you the opportunity to land the heel of your foot into the base of his spine, successfully slamming his body into the dirt.

Vegeta lets loose a grunt and digs his hands into the soil, gritting his teeth as he glares up at you, “Cheap shot! Have you no pride?!”

“Pride enough for the both of us, baby.” You curl your toes and channel your Super Saiyan form, your scalp tickling as you stack your energy in your stomach. You grip your hands to fists and cry out in a feral rage, eyes blinded for a moment while you transform. When you come out of your power-induced cocoon, you see the cusp of Vegeta’s fist about to punch you right between the eyes.

His upper lip curls into a proud snarl as you grab him by the knuckles and stop his attack before he can touch you. You grip him harder and the sight of him reminds you why you’re here, sparking your anger all over again. 

“F’ing Yamcha,” you growl, turning Vegeta’s wrist so he does a twirl midair before you sling him to the ground.

He catches himself before he crushes the earth beneath him, hovering only inches above the grass. Vegeta’s eyes simmer with ferocity and he lets out a short yell before his super form overtakes his body and his blue irises are scanning you for weaknesses in your form. With a quick shout, he bursts forward to land a punch to your gut.

The two of you trade blows, and with every fist he throws your way, you hear another insult, another one-liner from another villainous mouth. You feel the way the energy curls up in your spine, your super form threatening to become something much more menacing. Sweat drips from every orifice of your body and your face is bright red.

“Hey,” Vegeta’s voice calls you out of a blind rage of volleys.

You blink hard, pausing in midair, “Wh-What?”

He grabs both of your fists and immobilizes you, “What’s actually going on? You said Yamcha’s name earlier. Should I be worried about something?”

“Hell no,” you shake your head and power down, your hair falling back to your shoulders and your form slimming down. You sigh and he releases your fist, his own super form retreating.

“I’m just so sick and tired of you getting the brunt of everything,” you shake your head and the comments and remarks start repeating in your mind. You swallow, “The butt of the joke because they know you can’t do anything to them, not with Goku standing in the way. They’re only asses because they’re not afraid. I know I shouldn’t, but I want to make them afraid again.”

Your hands shake with the threat of power overtaking your body, blind rage like that of an ape curling around your spine and strengthening your posture. You grit your teeth and look him in the eyes, “Goku gets the praise every time. I’m sick of it! You do so much for us and...and this is what you get?!”

You’re surprised to hear Vegeta chuckling, and it only spurs your rage on. Your heels dig into the dirt and you break the surface of the earth, your form becoming heavier the longer you think about it.

“I’m gonna fight the next person who talks shit about you,” you vow, holding your hands in tight fists. You growl, your fangs bared as you look up at him, “I’m done holding back!”

Vegeta feels something stir in his stomach at the sight of you so enraged on his behalf. His pride swells and he tilts his head, considering you before he speaks, “I’m such trash. Such a waste of space. Pathetic excuse of a Saiyan.”

Your jaw drops, “Wh-Wha-fine. Put ‘um up. Let’s go.”

There is an air of confidence about him when you start sparring again, the both of you pushing one another to your very limits, trying to break through your ceiling of power. You scream and the very sound makes Vegeta’s hair stand on end, but it does more to fuel his desire than anything else. 

Your fist connects with his stomach, tossing him in the air. You take the advantage of him being blindsided to teleport above him and, using your fists curled together, slam your hands into his back. He reels downward, unable to catch himself before he makes a deep dent into the earth below.

Just as you go after him, the group celebrating at Bulma’s makes their way into the woods, wondering where all the noise is coming from. Your eyes connect with Yamcha and you see red, flying towards him with power at your heels, your fists shaking with the need to send him to Other World for what he was saying earlier. 

“Oh my god, wait, I’m-” Yamcha puts his hands in front to protect himself as best he can, but you never make contact.

Your jaw is close to snapping under the pressure of your teeth, fist just millimeters away from connecting with Yamcha’s nose. The only thing saving him is the pair of arms wrapped around your waist belonging to a certain Saiyan Prince.

“You’re lucky,” you seethe between your teeth, eyes narrowed at the earthling. “You’re lucky that he’s stronger than me, or else you’d be in other world crying to King Yemma right about now.”

Yamcha starts stuttering, but Vegeta has already bolted into the sky, leaving the group of earthlings dazed and confused below. Even in the distance you can hear Bulma complaining loudly about how much she’s going to have to pay someone to fix up the battle grounds.

“Why did you do that?” you ask once he’s deposited you on the balcony.

Vegeta’s mouth is on yours in a moment. His body backs you into a wall, hands gripping at your waist like his life depends on it. You feel the tip of his tongue nudging at you and you gasp, allowing him to map out the cavity of your mouth. You feel his palm tap at your hips and you jump up into his arms, rocking your hips against his as you situate yourself in his grip. Your hands tug at his hair, silently begging him to make quick work of your body with that devilish mouth.

“Can’t resist you when you’re bloodthirsty,” he growls against your collarbone before running the tip of his nose against your jugular. You gasp, hips canting as he bares his teeth to your veins, your body keening at the idea of a bruise blooming on your throat.

You grip his hair tighter, tugging at his scalp but it only spurs him on, “O-Only for you.”

“Damn right,” he mumbles into the swell of your chest. He presses sloppy, wet kisses to the area and when the balmy afternoon air washes over the two of you, you can’t help the way your thighs squeeze against his hips as gooseflesh blossoms on your skin.

Vegeta slams open the balcony door and tosses you onto the nearby mattress, the layout of your bedroom overly familiar to you both. He smirks as he closes the door and shuts the blinds, encasing the room in a shadow.

The last thing you see before your eyes screw shut is electricity crackling around his teal irises, palms open and ready to take you for all you’re worth.

a/n: wow, that turned.. spicier than i intended. request more if you like! 

[ficsandcatsandficsandcats]

Helllooo May i request a fic where the reader is an art student in the university of oxenfurt and Jaskier come in as a model one day. She falls in love with him immidiatally and just cant stop painting pictures about him. Later Jask visits her in her studio and see all the stuff about himself. Then love confession( maybe he's been writing songs about her) and some soft kissing😇

Fandom: The WitcherPairing: Jaskier x ReaderWord Count: 2,099Rating: TTaglist: @heroics-and-heartbreak @whatevermonkey @mynamesoundslikesherlock @magic-multicolored-miracle @writingstudent @mlleecrivaine @coffee-and-stories @ultracolorfulnerdcollection @astouract @your-not-invisible-to-me @kemmastan a/n: This was a lovely prompt, I hope you like what I did with i!

“Hmm… I don’t think you’ve quite captured me.”

You shook your head and a little smile turned up the corner of your mouth but you kept your eyes focused on your canvas.

“You are supposed to be a model and models don’t speak,” you murmured quietly.

“I’m so bored though.”

You glanced up at the man who posed in front of you. Jaskier was hunched over, chin resting on his fist. He looked more pouting than pensive as he was supposed to be but the moment your eyes met, he perked up a bit.

There was no one else in the art studio since it was after hours, class having ended long ago. You’d been sick one day and Jaskier had graciously volunteered to come by and help you catch up on what you’d missed. You were in week three of the “month long strip tease” as he called it, taking a layer off each time. This week he was down to a loosely untucked chemise, sleeves rolled up to the elbows and pants whose laces were undone but still rested just at the hip. Boots were long gone, leaving him barefoot. Indeed, if anyone who walked by the doors saw him in his attire and you, a bit sweaty with disheveled hair, tired after a long day of classes made longer by this extra work, they would have assumed something unsavory was happening. They would have been tragically mistaken.

“You didn’t have to agree to this. Hell, it was your idea,” you reminded him, extending the handle of your paintbrush to gently position his chin back to where it was supposed to be. He playfully nipped at the brush but then moved back into position dutifully.

“Hmm, yes, and why do you suppose I did that?” he asked. It was the same flirtatious tone he used with everyone and you knew that, but still you felt a little shiver of excitement at the tone. Perhaps one day someone would use that with you and mean it but it wouldn’t be Jaskier, the traveling bard with a thousand muses around the globe. He had no need for a simple art student with barely enough life experiences to count on one hand. That would change when you graduated, though. You were determined. Though as the day came closer you grew more anxious about those barely conceived plans.

“You are a patron of the arts of course,” you replied, mixing the shades of blue together. You’d known the first day he walked into the classroom that those eyes would torment you as you tried to create the right shade to capture them. You knew you’d never feel you truly got it right and so far you’d been correct. You’d made far more paintings than the three you’d done for class. In your personal studio you had what appeared to be a shrine to the bard. You just couldn’t get him out of your head and your fingers itched constantly to paint him again, to try and capture his likeness better, more accurately.

“I suppose that must be it,” Jaskier said in somewhat plaintive tone. Yet when you looked back at him again he gave you a little wink and you stopped worrying, rolling your eyes again and setting to get the portrait done.

You were finished before another hour passed and though he tried to catch a glimpse you successfully hid it from him.

“I offered you a deal,” you said, “You show me the song you’ve been working on and I’ll show you the painting that I’m working on. A fair trade of artistic sampling.”

“Perhaps another time,” he said, “May I walk you home?”

Since meeting in that first class nearly a month ago the pair of you had struck up an easy friendship. In truth you felt much more than that for him but you were happy just for the chance to talk with him, much less anything else. He was brilliant and funny and endlessly encouraging. When you told him of your dreams of traveling he’d insisted that you do it and even offered to introduce you to some nobles who had a keen eye for artists they wanted to support. In all of that time, though, you’d never seen each other away from the sprawling campus of Oxenfurt University.

“Alright,” you said a little reluctantly, nervous but also unwilling to pass up a single opportunity to spend more time with him. He gallantly offered you his arm and the pair of you walked through the streets. It was twilight and lamplighters were roving about to light the lanterns that would keep you safe as you walked, the skies bathed in a soft golden and pink watercolor.

“Are you excited to be finishing classes soon?” Jaskier asked.

“I should be,” you said. He laughed, but not unkindly. It was a laugh of understanding.

“I felt much the same when I approached graduation,” he said, “Sometimes I think that’s why I come back so often to lecture and just visit. I felt safe here.”

“Do you not feel safe out there?” you asked.

“No. But that’s part of the fun of it, right? The uncertainty, the potential for danger which makes it exciting,” he mused.

“I suppose so… But I do wish there was a way to both have adventures and be safe or at least feel safer,” you replied.

“Travelling with a witcher has helped a bit. You’re much harder to kill with one around,” he said.

“You’re also the target of more attacks though,” you countered. You’d heard him tell stories about his adventures to breathless students but you hadn’t joined in on their glee. Instead you’d grown more and more worried about the bard’s safety and whether you’d ever see him again once he’d left the school to join Geralt on his next hunt.

“Well there’s always a tradeoff,” Jaskier said glibly. You walked in silence for a time and when you reached your home you realized that at some point during the walk your hooked elbows had slid down to clasped hands. You both noticed at the same time and laughed a little nervously.

“Would you like some tea?” you offered instinctively, not wanting the moment to end. Jaskier eagerly agreed and followed you into your house. It was a humble place but he praised it as though it were a mansion, and he’d likely seen many in his time. Hell, as a viscount, perhaps he had even been raised in one.

“Make yourself at home,” you called as you walked to the little kitchen to get the fire going. Jaskier didn’t need telling twice, already walking around the room, looking at book titles and little drawings. He smiled at what appeared to be an early art piece of yours that had been lovingly framed by a family member, a drawing scrawled by a child that seemed to be… a dog? An elephant? Some animal. He continued to walk through the little house, glancing into the open door of your bedroom. There was a closed door and though he knew you probably would rather he didn’t, he couldn’t fight back his curiosity and opened the door.

—–

“Jaskier? Tea is ready! Jaskier?” you walked back into the little living area and saw no sign of him. You poked your head down the hall and almost walked back away, thinking he may have left suddenly, and then you saw a sliver of light coming from the door you knew had been closed. Your heart leapt to your throat and you ran towards it as though you could outpace what had already occurred.

There stood Jaskier, staring at a portrait you’d most recently completed, surrounded by sketches. Not all were of his entire face or body but you knew that he knew exactly whose disembodied hands and eyes and mouth and other randomly positioned angles of body they were.

“Fuck, ok, I can explain,” you began, heart beating a mile a minute. Jaskier turned to look at you but you didn’t see fear or disgust, just a soft look of surprise.

“Y/N?” he said.

He was giving you the chance to explain like you said you would but no words came to mind. You just stared at him blankly, panicking, feeling the walls close in around you.

“I think… I may be able to help,” he said. He walked past you and you waited to hear the front door open and close as he left, possibly to get the guards but most likely just to escape you. But then you heard him walk back, holding the leather notebook he drew in often but never showed you. He opened it to a page and handed the book to you, a nervous, expectant look in his pale, blue eyes. You took it with trembling fingers and at first you weren’t sure why he was showing it. Perhaps he thought that he should offer some exchange of art since he’d seen yours. Maybe he somehow didn’t recognize the man in the pictures as himself. Maybe this could all blow over and be nothing.

And then you saw your name.

“Jaskier what is this?” you asked, flipping the pages and finding more descriptions, not with your name specifically, but of a woman who sounded unmistakably like yourself.

“This is the bardic version of what this room shows, I believe,” he said, his voice soft, “They’re pieces dedicated to someone I have fallen very much in love with over the last few weeks.”

Your wide eyes tore away from the journal to meet Jaskier’s. Now he was the one who looked uncertain and scared, waiting for you to run from him.

“You don’t think it’s weird then?” you asked, gesturing to the room as you placed the journal on a shelf nearby, hands trembling too much to keep a secure hold of it.

“Oh no, it’s very weird. But love makes you do weird things. Like fill a journal full of half-formed songs about someone or stay late to pose for paintings or snoop in rooms you know you shouldn’t because you just can’t resist getting every little bit of them you can,” he replied, moving a bit closer and gently brushing his fingers against your cheek. Though he’d thrown on his doublet again the chemise was still unbuttoned and you rested your hands against his chest, fingers twining in the dark hair.

“Whoever said anything about love?” you teased, “I could just be incredibly enamored or perhaps a very artistic murderer.”

“Well I was speaking for myself mostly,” he answered, “But you’re right. I should be concerned. Shall I call Geralt to defend me against you and your wicked brush?”

“Ooh watch out, Jaskier, don’t sass me! You may find yourself having a brush with death,” you said, emphasizing the pun unnecessarily. Jaskier groaned and shook his head.

“Shut up and kiss me before I change my mind.”

You opened your mouth to make some other, terrible joke but he stopped you with a kiss, mouth brushing against yours with the barest touch but you recaptured his lips with yours and felt him card his hand through your hair as yours tightened against his chest. His kisses were soft and tender and nothing like what you’d expected the renowned rogue to offer but then the people who spread those rumors hadn’t known him like you did.

“Come with me,” Jaskier whispered against your lips.

“What?” you breathed back. His eyes found yours and you were struck again by the puzzling color. Was it blue? Or was it grey? Was it even the same thing all the time or did they change on you? You would spend the rest of your life trying to figure it out but oh what a happy quest.

“When you graduate you said you want to travel the world. You’re graduating soon. Come with me when you do. I’ll take you everywhere. I’ll show you the world. I can’t promise to keep you safe, there is always a tradeoff, but I will do everything I can and I promise you it won’t be boring,” he replied, words spoken in a hushed tone like someone offering a fervent prayer. You considered his words, thinking about the risks but more than that, thinking about the things that are worth taking risks for. And the people.

“Ok,” you breathed in response, “Yes. Take me with you. Show me everything.”

“Oh love,” he said, licking his lips which quirked into a wicked grin, “You don’t have to ask me twice.”

[pbandjesse]

I just got done having a weird conversation with a radio's facebook presence. They apparently got hacked or something and sent a bunch of people messages but I was the first one to respond and I was half joking that they were accusing me of something and then we realized the first messages werent showing up on their side and it was a whole thing. Strange. And now there is a very big storm that just started so I will probably go and pick up James after I get this posted. Well see what James says but I am pretty sure thats what will happen. 

I had a pretty nice day overall though. My skin was really bad today. It started feeling bad last night. But I have my doctor's appointment tomorrow, Its a phone call but I hope she can get me on a new medication or something. Because topicals arent cutting it and its got me pretty miserable. 

I woke up and got dressed and felt cute. I forgot to take my picture before I left apparently and so you get a nice messy and sweaty Jesse picture. But whatever. I left here and got stuck in a lot of traffic. I was just sitting on 83 behind an accident for 15 minutes, but I was pleased how well everyone was letting eachother in, zipper style, to get through the left lane, while the 4 car accident was blocking everything else. 

But then not a minute down the road there is another accident in the left lane! One car was completely sideways and the 2 women drivers were crouched in the road, it looked like they were trying to comfort eachother. Thankfully, of the accidents I saw today, no one seemed physically hurt.  

I got to camp around 8. Much later than normal but it was fine. And I had a nice day. My rainboots continue to fall apart. They held on for so long. But the new ones wont be here until like the 10th. They have ducks with umbrellas on them though so they will be worth the wait. 

I got all the groups their theme boxes. They made pet rocks today. And I did some cleaning. I went to the office to offer some help. And was sent to the pool house to look for any left over supplies. There wasnt a lot so I also just did some light cleaning and organized the chairs.I was pretty overheated though. Which was annoying. Because it wasnt like warm. It was just humid. Very humid. 

I was also a little overwhelmed because it was Jess's first day of pastry school and apparently it didnt go great. She had to be there at like 6am because those are bakery hours. And she texted me after just so super upset. And I felt very helpless. She has a meeting with the dean tomorrow and I really hope it goes well. I hate not being able to help her. Its painful for me to just hear all this bad. She couldnt even tell me any good she was so upset. So just send her some positive vibes that things improve. 

I ran trading post again. And it went pretty well. I was slightly annoyed with some personalities that I find grating. But it was still a nice time. 

I had my group of older kids and it went so smoothly. They made their squares and hung out in the hammocks and made bracelets. We talked about cults. It was just a nice time. 

Once they left and I cleaned up I spent some time doing som research for Jess, chef shoes with ankle support, and what disability services at a culinary school might look like. We also brain stormed a little about accommodations the school could maybe make. And joked that she could just sue the school  if they dont help make the accommodations and use the money to just open a bakery. 

I spent the rest of the day cleaning and organizing and lounging and reading. The bees were out really bad today so I had to leave my hammock and move inside. But soon it was 4 and I was getting ready to close up and head to the office. 

When I got down there I asked to change up the schedule for tomorrow so I could have my doctor phone call and not be worried about my group. I was sitting on the porch checking my emails when I realized I had an access art email asking if I was interested or available to come back this fall. And I had to say no. I just cant, I was so miserable last year. Even if the money is good it wasnt worth how emotionally hard it was on me. 

But I was annoyed that they were still asking me for receipts. Receipts I thought we dealt with in March. Ones that I told them that if they didnt have them I sure as hell didnt have them. And some of these purchases I dont even think I made, so I told him to check in with Marcus and Tiffany first because I had no idea. And that I will fill out the form again but I have no receipts to give him. I just find it really annoying that we have had this same conversation approximately 5 times. And just cements me not wanting to come back. It stresses me out to much, all the extra stuff around teaching that involved computers. I dont like working on computers. Beyond typing I just dont want to fill out spread sheets or forms or write the same thing 5 times for 4 different reasons. I hate it. 

I just wanted to go home though. My head was hurting and I was annoyed. So off I went. I had an easy ride home and got back here around 530. I found Mr Will shirtless in the hallway and he was all embarrassed but he was working on the roof and it was hot. Understandable. 

I went inside and made dinner. SweetP was being really needy. I just wanted to lay on the couch. I played a little animal crossing and watched some videos. I did the dishes and took a shower, stretched for a little while,  and now I am just chilling. I went out on the fire escape for a couple minutes because there was a cop car outside. But they left and now I am just going to scroll on my phone until either James tells me I need to come get him or he comes home. Whatever comes first. 

Tomorrow I hope is just a good and nice day. Its supposed to keep storming. But I hope its still fun. And you all sleep well. Goodnight everyone! Be safe!

[dear-space-cadet]

al horford sleeper agent

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anyway by now ive told basically everyone i care about but i had a life changing experience over the weekend. n it sounds dumb as shit but i met a real life dude who was basically a clone of nick from franz. weird hours. guess this is a thread

before we start i want to say i havent thought about franz in weeks. theyve gone away on their own finally but really i think my old obsessions just get replaced every few years and maybe it was my hard work in therapy or my new obsession with rap or

maybe it was just a realization or me growing up and maturing or something but i dont even want to work on my favorite fanfics anymore or anything. it’s just odd. i think im changing

and i don’t think about how my former favorite band members are doing or worry about them or check their socials n it feels really good. but i know there probably is or probably will be a replacement

ok that was a tangent. if they were replaced by anything they were replaced by new friends and the NBA. so there’s the exposition of this story sorted

anyway back to the weekend. the sleeper agent invited me to lunch. and that was the catalyst. god people are being so loud in here let me go to the art library

anyway i just kind of realized "huh i guess there's more out there." i went to lunch n shit. WE went to lunch n shit. stopped caring so much about my math homework. let myself be dumb and in love

that’s a very human thing. lunch. he spilled his stupid chipotle burrito all over his stupid bright green celtics jacket

he’s from italy. never even stepped foot in a chipotle. immediately clowned himself. some world we live in

we hung out all weekend. we went to lunch like two more times and we went to dinner. there was this big threat of leaving looming over my head the whole time. i made him walk like a mile on crutches and i feel very bad about it

i don’t know what’s wrong with him. it’s somewhere between a basketball injury and a chronic disability. either way that just made me feel even more emotionally attached to him. i never saw him without the celtics jacket

it was so cold that weekend. or maybe i just didn’t bring the right jacket. if he were a gentleman he would have offered me the celtics jacket. i didnt even hug him goodbye

and then of course he went back home. theres a million girls all over his instagram comments all the time. theres nothing special about me. he doesn't want to talk. i wrote my ap psych notes in green yesterday bc i was so in love with that stupid celtics jacket

im a sixers fan. the sixers and the celtics have been rivals forever. it was about to be war, except i want to move to boston. but really i want to move to dc. i wish the whole world was philly. things would be less complicated

im in love with a celtics jacket. a celtics jacket. of all teams. and i cant even talk to my basketball friends about it because they think im dumb shit for falling for some celtics fan with a million girls all over his instagram comments all the time

im not like those girls. i don’t think im like those girls. but i definitely exactly am

i have an economics test in fifteen minutes. i think one day ill drown in the atlantic ocean.

the test wasnt that bad. i thought about writing this the entire time. i would just zone out and stare and think about the phrase ‘al horford sleeper agent’

because he has to be. why else would someone put a diehard sixers fan right in front of a diehard celtics fan who looks exactly like the guitarist of their middle school favorite band

in reality i should be calling him a celtics sleeper agent because the whole point is that al horford is a sleeper agent for the celtics. but i hate al horford so i guess it’s more funny to include him in the title

i mean how can one player change so drastically like that? al horford was benched for the first time since his rookie season, like, two weeks ago after being traded to the sixers. how does that happen? why *wouldn’t* he be playing badly so his old friends win the title?

al horford’s gotta be retiring in like, three years, tops. he’s working for the celtics, i know it. and my sleeper agent is trying to convert me to a celtics fan

i understand why people make jokes, though. it’s a very human thing to want to go home. al horford just wants to go home. he lived in boston for however many years let me look it up

god whatever it was only three years i thought it was like eleven that just ruined my point

back to the matter at hand though that’s all we’re trying to do. we all just want to feel at home. we’re all just these little things trying to connect somehow. sometimes we are more desperate than others

i think im pretty desperate right now. sometimes i sit in my bedroom and im like damn when do i get to go home? but im home

i didn’t even want to leave dc. it was all star break and there wasn’t even basketball on. so there i was, in basketball purgatory, wizards territory for some god forsaken reason, losing sleep over a celtics fan and not wanting to go home

and when i say i was losing sleep you better believe me. i was so excited to wake up in the morning that i didn’t want to fall asleep. i wanted to be awake forever, endless, running through the city

i’ll get there soon enough. it’ll be with different people. college, yknow. all that. but sometimes i feel like certain things can’t be replaced.

and im acting like a different person lately. im using my phone at red lights just so i can check for a message from the sleeper agent. it’s always one word responses

yes. ok. maybe. some shit like that. a haha every once in a while. he’s not interested and i should stop trying

and then, INEVITABLY, i send something stupid back, a photo of my hand on the wheel or something, and i get left on read

and i know im stupid for it. everyone i know is screaming at me “disco, you’re dumb shit” but i just want to believe for a minute that im loved, im special

I want to feel like someone out there cares about me that isn’t obligated to, yknow? my mom can say she loves me all she wants but it doesn’t feel as good as some italian celtics fan saying it

some hot italian celtics fan mind you

even if he wasn’t hot or italian it would be nice. and actually it would be better if he liked like, ANY other basketball team

except maybe the knicks

but whatever. main point: i know im dumb shit and should stop trying. but it feels good to feel like if i keep trying maybe i’ll be wanted

sleeper agent is just one of those people tho. he’s magnetic and everyone always wants to be around him. dumb as hell in the most charming way ever. my friends are still all making fun of me

i started crying in a pizza place the other night because even the CONCEPT of italy sent me over the edge. i need to stop before i

wait what’s the word

i need to stop before i immortalize him? no, no

i need to stop before i deify him. soon enough he’s going to be a new canonical character in my head and i’ll start making up legends and stories to myself

we barely knew each other. if i deify him i’ll start telling people he offered me the celtics jacket when it was cold out. he’ll become a perfect gentleman. and he wasnt. he was just some stupid hot italian boy in a bright green jacket

im not going to deify him. it won’t happen. but i love the color green. i always say i love yellow more but i think that’s passed. i wear a green ring on my right ring finger every day. im not going to deify him and i still hate the celtics

overall, the celtics are winning the rivalry. i don’t think the sixers have ever truly been “great,” at least outside of philly. maybe allen iverson. wilt chamberlain. dr j? theyve never had like, a dynasty. idk. i don’t think you’d be able to get a sixers jacket in italy.

it’s his birthday today. i should probably text him. i should probably stop thinking about him. that’s just dumb shit, disco youre better than this what happened to a little self confidence every now and again

sure lets say external validation isnt necessary but also i think that’s something the mindfulness crowd made up to sell more planners and tote bags in 2011. it feels good to be wanted

never waste all your time on it sure. know youre still worth it even when you have no friends and there are a million girls all over his instagram comments. but it does feel good to hear “goodness disco i like how much you like the philadelphia 76ers”

my friends are all making fun of me for being on some romeo and juliet shit because he’s literally from verona and he’s a celtics fan and im a sixers fan god damn it disco why does this always happen

i never even read romeo and juliet but i saw the dreamworks adaptation so i guess ive got the story relatively right i know they die in the end. the gnomes shatter into little pieces i think

anyway tangents aside the sixers won tonight. philly is lit up green. why the hell is philly lit up green? the eagles were done like three months ago and the flyers are orange. why is philly lit up green

oh god, he just snapped me. a zoomed in photo of himself with caption that says “76ers” with like five exclamation points

here we go again, everybody

wish me luck

[angrylizardjacket]

when i said it i thought it was true [1] {Ben Hardy}

Anon asked: could you do an imagine where ben is the reader’s ex and they are somehow working together on the set of bo rhap and they fall in love all over again ☺️ could you make it angst-y and then end with fluff? i love your writing so much!!

Anon asked: could you do an imagine where the reader is in bo rhap, maybe playing as one of roger’s gfs or something and she kind of falls in love with ben while filming the scenes with him as roger 💖 very fluffy pls :D

A/N: 3124 words. Super AU version of BoRhap being filmed in the fic. There’s gonna be another part, that will fill the prompts better. This might end up being a series. I hope you enjoy. Feedback would be nice.

When your manager rings you, telling you that you’d landed a part in the Queen Biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, you were elated. Freddie Mercury was a bit of a personal hero of yours, and to be a part of his story on the big screen, it was sort of a dream come true. 

In your first meeting, you sign a nondisclosure agreement, and you’re given the latest draft of the script to start learning, as well as a character brief. The script calls your character ‘Amanda’, the girlfriend of Roger Taylor who he eventually realises he wants to settle down with. You’d seen pictures of young Roger Taylor, you wouldn’t lie, you were excited for the role. Honestly, even today he was still quite a fox.

The point is, you were excited to have a fun time on set with a pretty blonde, make some new connections, and earn some good money. Some really good money.

The other shoe drops when you’re flicking through Instagram, and one of the stan accounts you follow has posted a leaked screenshot of the proposed cast list, and there’s your name, right beside the name of the last person you wanted to pretend to be in love with. Ben Hardy; pretty blonde extraordinaire, and your ex-boyfriend.

The table read is... awkward. 

The two of you are sat next to each other, and barely spoke two words to each other. You feel unprofessional the whole time, but you’d rather be anywhere else in the world, and the delivery of some of your lines falls a little flat. The director casts a concerned look between yourself and Ben as you rattle of what’s meant to be banter like you’re reading the news paper.

“They’ve got no damn chemistry; it’s like watching a celebrity divorce hearing.” When the Director vents to one of the producers in the hall outside after the reading, you manage to catch it where you’re just about to come out of the bathroom.

“They’ll be better on set, I promise, it’s just jitters.” She tries to soothe his nerves, and they’re off soon after, and you’re left with a cold, sinking sensation in your stomach.

“You’re Y/N, aren’t you? How are you finding the set?” The guy who greets you on your first day on the Eastenders set smiles with such casual ease it feels like you’ve known him for a while, instead of having just met him.

“Yeah, that’s me.” You agree with a quick nod, rocking back on your heels as you gaze around the space, trying not to look at him for too long. “It’s a bit overwhelming.” Actually, what’s overwhelming is that he’s talking to you. He’s Ben fucking Hardy, pretty-boy on the soap-opera scene, and he’s talking to you on your first day.

“Yeah, you’ll be right though; if you need any help or anything, just give us a yell, yeah?” And you realise he probably doesn’t know who you’re playing, or how you’re involved in that Season’s arc, but you certainly did.

“I didn’t know you could play drums.” You’re trying to be casual when you say it, but you see Ben tense where he’s sitting on a sofa in the rehearsal room, script and pencil in hand.

“I can now, that’s all that really matters.” He’s giving off such strong ‘please leave me alone’ vibes that it almost hurts, and you have to push through the knot in your stomach and sit down next to him.

“Ben, we need to at least be civil.” You say quietly, and he looks at you, expression a little forlorn.

“Y/N, we are civil, and we’ve done this before. Let’s just keep it professional, okay?” His tone leaves little room for argument, and you nod in agreement with a small smile, and pull out your phone, waiting for the rehearsal director.

“Hey there, baby, I don’t think I’ve seen you around here; I know I’d recognise your face.” You purr, running your hand delicately over the collar of Ben’s shirt, as his eyes widened and he spluttered to form a sentence, just as the script had told him to. 

Your character was more a plot device than anything, when Ben’s character is at a low point, his main romance is on a break, and he meets you, a temptress in all black. Your job is to give his character a realisation, he starts as your cocaine dealer when his supplier can’t make the drop, and he falls for you. Depending on the audience reaction, you knew the producers were waiting to see if they kill you off or have you recover from your addiction. The point is, your fate’s uncertain at the end of the Season, and Ben’s character realises he has to get out of the drug trade.

“I’ve got something for you, from Oskar. Can we go somewhere more private?” When he speaks, it’s with surprising confidence, and he steps up from the bar stool and into your space, smiling as your face lights up. The director calls cut after a moment, and you step back, smile sliding to something genuine as an assistant comes in and straightens your loose, black silk shirt, and they reset the shot for a new take.

“Ben, could you try less flustered? You’re here to deliver drugs, you’re not a schoolboy.” The director’s voice was kind as she came up to the two of you, and Ben agreed easily before she turned to you. “Great job, Y/N, don’t be afraid to be more even more forward, if you feel it.” As soon as you nod in understanding, she absconds, and you half laugh.

“If I was any more forward I’d be in your lap.” You snickered, voice quiet as you dipped your head to hide how you were faintly flustered. Ben was quiet, just watching you for a moment, but before you noticed, the director called for everyone to standby.

“I’m after Maggie, do you know where I could find her?” Ben starts as soon as the cameras start rolling, brow furrowed as he leans across the bar to speak to the bartender, and that’s your cue to enter the scene.

“Hey there, baby, I don’t think I’ve seen you around here; I know I’d recognise your face.” And when you say it this time, he smirks back at you, a little cocky, and you can feel the way it makes your heart flutter and you know it’s not as fake as it should be.

Before filming even starts, the producers have essentially forced you and Ben into bonding sessions which, if this were several years ago, would have just been dates. Now they’re awkward and tense, and you tend to bring heavily highlighted scripts.

“I saw you in that Wes Anderson movie last year. It was a really good performance, one of your best.” He offers over coffee. The idea that he’d kept up with enough of your work to label one ‘your best’ has you a little shocked, and something in your heart warms as you thank him softly.

It’s gotten easier to hang around with him, and it’s even easier to pretend to be in love with him in rehearsals. It’s like riding a bike, how easy it is to let yourself smile and lean into him, to let the banter flow easily between the two of you, fond jabs that edge on insulting coming as easily as breathing.

Joe mentions that he thought the two of you worked together before, and when you reply that you’d dated for almost a year, he goes very quiet, eyes going wide. After a beat, he admits it explains a lot.

“X-Men did you real dirty.” You’re half paying attention to an interview with Roger Taylor that the two of you had been instructed to watch together. You’re both in his trailer, sitting on opposite ends of the sofa as you watch in almost complete silence.

“What?” He asks, after a beat, your words having taken a moment to process.

“Killing you off like that; they could have gotten so much mileage out of your character.” The way you say it is far too well thought out to be an idle thought. Ben smirked.

“You just liked the leather pants.” He muttered, but you’re silence is answer enough. You know he sees your embarrassed smile, but you can’t bring yourself to deny it.

“Hey, do you wanna grab a drink after and go through notes and blocking and stuff?” You’re shooting your third episode, and you’re far more comfortable on set by now. Agreeing easily, you let Ben drive the two of you to what he claims is the best pub in town, and you sit in one of the more secluded booths to talk.

It turns out he’s just as much a fan of you as you are of him; you’re known more for your bit-parts in long-running series, it seems like the only show you hadn’t been a part of so far had been Eastenders, it was only a matter of time. It’s an innocent night, true to his word, all you do is talk, and discuss the script. There is one part of the upcoming script that has you a bit nervous. 

“Listen, honestly just go for it; it’s not meant to be sweet or anything, I’m literally taking coke from you.” You tell him, fidgeting, and he’s hums thoughtfully.

“You sure? We can talk to the director, I’m sure-” He offers, but you laugh to hide your nervousness.

“Nah, let’s knock it out of the park, the script says go for it so just go for it.” You assured him, heart rate already quickening at the mere thought of it. 

The next day, before the scene, the director comes over to talk you through it, making sure that if anything becomes uncomfortable, that you can talk to her. Both you and Ben assure her that it’s fine.

“You’re far too cute for this line of work.” You say as you hold a baggie of “cocaine” up to the light, smile playing on your lips.

“Cute? Ouch, you really know how to wound a man, you know.” He says, leaning back against the sofa in the hallway of the grubby hotel your character was staying in. He’s watching you with interest, small smile playing on his lips.

“Cute’s not a bad thing, baby, but you look like you should be making coffees or playing football in the sun, not here, not with me.” And you tap out a little of the powder onto your hand, pretending to snort it before you turn to him, his expression dark and hungry, and he kisses you, aggressive, almost desperate, and you lean into it, almost forget you’re playing a role with his hand on the back of your neck. When he lets go, when he pulls away, your eyes are still closed and you chase his lips for a moment. Eyes flickering open, you see him smirking down at you where he’s standing, and you both know it wasn’t entirely acting.

“You don’t know anything about me.” He growls, and you know you have to smile like you’re into it, like it’s a challenge, but instead, you duck your gaze, giving a small laugh and wiping at the nostril you’d just “snorted cocaine” through, before looking up at him through your eyelashes.

They call cut, and the director announces, almost a little awed, that she’s pretty sure they got the the take, actually says she’s not sure if she could getting a better take if they tried again. Ben seems far too pleased with himself. 

“They want us to tell the public we’re together.” You’re resting your head on Ben’s chest laying at the back of the tour-bus set, and his hand is resting on your waist, which is bare for the crop top and booty shorts they’ve put you in.

“Yeah, I heard.” He replies, voice equally quiet. “I think we’ve got a meeting about it tomorrow morning.” Gwil and Rami are actually playing scrabble at the front of the bus, and Joe is talking to Singer, the director.

“It’s a bad idea.” You’re so frank that you feel Ben freeze, and you heave a sigh. “It’s good for the movie, but Ben...” You trail off, and you feel it when he forces himself to relax. “It wouldn’t be real, it would just be weird.”

“Y/N, we’re actors.” He says very pointedly, and when you turn, resting your chin on his chest, he looks tired, a little exasperated. “It’s just a business deal.” He assured, and you let out a low, thoughtful grumble. 

“We’ll discuss it tomorrow.” You allow, and he nods once, shifting to a more comfortable position, and you go back to resting your head on his chest, eyes fluttering closed as Singer called for the shot to be reset and a bunch of people came and straightened your clothes, and touched up your makeup, all without you having to move much.

You agree to the terms set forth in the meeting easily, the story being that your relationship rekindled on set, and that you were now madly in love, mirroring the relationship you were portraying on screen.

“Wait, does that mean-?” Ben leans forward in his chair, with his heart in his throat as he followed their logic, thinking through the plot of the movie. “Like engaged?” He asked.

“Seems a bit fast.” You agreed, voice level enough that someone might mistake you for calm rather than internally freaking out, and your managers shared a look.

“There will be a public proposal during or after the world premiere, that’s up to you both, and after the movie is out on DVD, you can go your separate ways.” They assured, but your mouth fell open.

“You know he left me for X-Men, right?” You splutter, and Ben’s eyes widen as he turns to you with a scoff.

“You’re the one who said the distance was too much for us while I was in Cairo.” He snapped, and you threw your hands in the air.

“I was offering to come and stay with you instead, but you said you were too busy!” That was enough to shut him up, his mouth snapping closed as he turned away sharply, huffing out a resigned sigh.

“We have a few brands and restaurants who are interested in sponsoring, and the producers are willing to increase both your salaries if you go through with it for the full duration.” Your manager informed you both carefully, and you and Ben shared a resigned look.

“Fake intend to marry me for like three months?” He asked, voice low and bitter, and after heaving a long sigh, you look to your managers,

“Fine.”

“I think I love you.” Ben’s character shows up at your character’s door, and you open it in a silk robe. 

“Hello to you too.” You laughed, but he’s so serious, so sincere, and when he doesn’t flinch, doesn’t offer anything else, you step up to him, pressing your lips to his, and he wraps his arms around you, hands sliding against the silk over your hips, and you pull back.

“You’re too sweet for me, baby,” voice so low it’s barely a whisper, he’s the one who chases your lips this time, but your catch his chin, and his eyes open. 

“You’re high.” He says softly, voice raw and a little desperate.

“And you’re my dealer.” You push him back gently, going to close the door and his expression turns angry.

“That doesn’t mean anything; I love you, Maggie.” His words hang heavily in the air, but before you can respond, they call for cut. You’re told to play it more like it hurts to try and turn him down, and you agree, smiling and nodding all the while. Everyone sets up for another take and you close the door.

When you kiss him this time, his hands are holding your face, and you’ve got your arms around his neck, and it’s like the world falls away from around you. It’s not acting now, hasn’t been for weeks, almost months now, not since he’d asked you out officially. Every time you kiss him you’re desperate to drown in his embrace, and he kisses you like it’s just the two of you, no cameras, no scripts.

“You’re-” and he cuts you off with another quick kiss, which has you laughing a little sadly, “Peter you’re too sweet for me.” He rests his forehead against yours, heaving a sigh.

“I know you’re high.” He says gently, and you don’t push him away this time, just lean back, your finger lifting his chin.

“And you’re my dealer.” You tell him, expression falling.

“That doesn’t mean anything, that doesn’t matter; I love you.” And you know that in that moment, the words mean so much more than the script, than these characters, than the show; he loves you. Ben loves you.

You avoid him, outside of filming, until you actually get a call from your manager telling you you’re contractually obligated to be seen in public together at least once a week. Even while filming you’re short with him, and he’s quick to get away from you the moment he doesn’t need to be around you, which was getting to be pretty bad, seeing as how you had been blocking a sex scene.

After the call, you and Ben get a drink. It’s awkward at first, though that’s unsurprising. After a long sip of his beer, he pats his thighs where he’s sitting in the armchair across from you. You make a face at him, shaking your head. 

“It’ll look less suspicious than if we’re shouting at each other across the table.” He hissed, and you groaned, obliging and crossing to sit yourself in his lap. He’s warm and secure, and he wraps his arm around you like it’s second nature. “Let’s not make this weird.” He said gently, and you nod.

“As for tomorrow’s shoot,” you said softly, leaning in to make sure no-one else heard, and he nodded, humming softly, “we’re professionals, and,” after a beat you cleared your throat pointedly, “it’s not like we haven’t done it before.”

“Not in front of a camera crew we haven’t.” Ben says with a smirk, and you snicker in agreement. “It’s gonna go fine; this is all gonna go fine, I promise.” And when you raise your eyebrows at him in surprised question, he just laughs softly, and brings you in for a chaste kiss. “It’s only until the DVD’s released.” He assures you, and you let your expression fall, already weary.

“Ben, that’s over a year away.”

[ayellowcurtain]

Can you write about Filippo cant stop thinking about Elia even with Dario naked in his bed?

can you pls write a jealous elia finding out about dario

can you gently write about elippo with shy Elia?

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They exchanged a few messages and likes on instagram and Filippo felt some kind of way about Elia being his only follower, it felt intimate and flirty somehow. 

He didn’t tell anyone about his account yet, but he kept checking it every five minutes even though Elia never posts either. Filo met this new guy, Dario, a few days ago and they were texting, sending some pictures. 

Elia was still a long shot and Dario was right there, just waiting for an invitation. And he’s hot too. So Filippo decides to finally go on a “date” with him. Dario gets off work late, so they go to a bar to eat something, have a few drinks. While he’s at the bathroom, Filo looks at himself in the mirror, smiling and grabbing his phone, taking a selfie and sending it directly to Elia. 

When he’s back at their table, he puts his phone on the table, looking at it. 

One new message from eliasantinii

He smiles. That was fast. Dario is looking at him, probably would love to continue their date, but he gets his phone, opening the message. 

“You look nice.” 

Filippo frowns. His gaydar is usually perfect, but maybe Elia is not that into him, or he’s hiding deep in the closet yet and if that’s the case, Filippo is not really interested on continuing their little game. 

“Sorry, I was suppose to post in on insta, not send it to you.” 

And he sends an emoji with a little smile and red cheeks. But he knows it’s a lame excuse as well. If Elia goes to his profile, he can see that Elia is the only one who follows him and that he follows back. It’s not like it would be any different if he posted.

He finally puts his phone away, giving his full attention to Dario. Ele would love him, he’s the nice guy type and very handsome, polite. 

Early the next morning, while the sun is rising outside and Dario is lying on his bed, completely naked, recovering from their last round, Filippo’s drunk mind can’t think about the hot guy falling asleep on his bed. 

“You look nice”

What was that supposed to mean? A grandma is nice, a cute puppy is nice. Filippo is not nice. 

Since he put his phone away that time last night he didn’t look at it anymore, in his mind he’s thinking that’s he’s playing hard to get, leaving Elia without a response, but his brain also tells him that Elia probably didn’t even answer him after his last message. 

Dario is delicious, seems like a greek god, in display for him to have as much fun as he wants to. Elia seems to be more on the skinny side, not as toned as Dario and yet, deep down, Filo would trade them in a blink of an eye. 

His heart wins the battle against his brain and he crawls out of bed, still naked as well, finding his phone on his jeans. 

2 new messages

When he unlocks his cellphone, his heart skips a beat when he sees the little number 2 on his instagram app. 

“I’m glad you send it to me then.”

“You look handsome.” 

The last one was nearly two hours after Filo had sent the picture. Filippo heart is racing as a stupid teenagers’ heart and he notices himself smiling already. This is not a good sign. He looks at himself, naked and then turns around, Dario spread out in his bed, also naked. 

He’s so so so tempted to send a picture to Elia, just to tease him and finally see where this can go. But he can also scare him away with a nude or with a hot guy naked on his bed. Filo walks around a little, thinking while rereading Elia’s messages. 

Yeah, he can’t send him a picture. No way. It’s not someone he really knows and would understand the “joke”. 

“Took you a few hours to realize that, huh?” And he drops his phone on the floor, too anxious to wait for Elia’s answer. So he does the second best option, crawling back to bed, kissing Dario’s whole body slowly, waking him up. He doesn’t need to know Filippo is thinking of someone else during their morning sex. 

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Yoongi Scenario: All Eyes On You.

Request: Okay. So i am weak. Can i ask for a Mafia yoongi story where he is a stone cold boss but the second he is with you he is all soft and you know calls her baby girl and stuff💞

Genre: Romance.

Mafia AU / Slightly Daddy!Yoongi.

You walked into the building wondering if you had done your hair wrong for this event, maybe your dress wasn’t sober enough. You kept your chin up, thinking that the cleavage should be alright, you didn’t feel the dress slipping or anything. And yet, everyone stared at you, you were aware you were pretty attractive but at this kind of event you’d  have guessed there was something else to be entertained with. But then you thought about the other possible reason of people being so interested in you.

You were Min Yoongi’s girl, Mrs Min as a lot of people would call you even if you weren't married, but it was a sign of respect for you, for Yoongi.

-Y/N! What a pleasant surprise-

You turned your head to look at the man greeting you. He was an old acquaintance of yours that you just kept encountering everywhere, he had money so you saw how he could be there that night, maybe he was one investor for the deal that was being celebrated that night. One of Yoongi’s business partners had struck a huge deal with an american company, people from New York as you well recalled Yoongi talking about it. He had been the bridge, as he was the one with the contacts, but by offering this deal he had gained an ally in the CEO of a powerful car company, and of course a way of trading with the americans in the innocent form of auto parts.

-It is nice to see you too Youngsan- you replied politely but not really wanting to create conversation, you had to find Yoongi. He had insisted on you arriving with him but things had been complicated at work, you had lost your spot at the salon and thus you had had to do everything by yourself, you hadn’t told Yoongi about it, only that you’d be arriving later because of a setback. He had been eager to help and a bit annoyed with you not telling him exactly what was happening, but by that time you were already late so you told him he should go ahead and that you’d be joining a bit later.

-I see this time you are arriving alone- you smiled a bit stiffly trying to tell him you weren’t really alone but he went on. -I don’t know if you know this but you were in awful company, that cutthroat Yoongi guy is…-

-Here-

Both of you turned to see Yoongi standing there, glaring daggers at Youngsan who know looked terrified.

-Tell me Youngsan, you want your throat slit?-

The man gasped and took a step back, you waved at him to go away before he stepped on Yoongi’s toes even further, you knew Yoongi and his family killed people for less.

You saw Youngsan off and then stepped to Yoongi who had already sneaked an arm around your waist. -I’m thinking that imbecile has a death wish-

You smiled at him, coiling your arms around his neck to give him a kiss, you knew it would calm him down, and anyone watching would know you were with him despite you arriving alone.

Yoongi wasn’t much for publicly display his affections, to no one. But for you he made his exceptions, not only it was an easy way of keeping everyone the hell away from you since it was plain obvious you were his, and also there was the fact that he was incapable of denying you anything.

-Come on now, no one is dying tonight-

-Yet-

You laughed at that. -Have you been having fun without me?- you asked to leave the death threats behind.

-Far from, this is merely political as I told you, but at least booze is running good- he signaled a waiter that immediately brought a glass of champagne for you and whiskey for him. -I’m glad you are here- he smiled a little as he gave you your glass, you cheered and sipped, he took you all in and you could tell by his gaze that he liked what he saw. You were wearing an old rose velvet dress that clung to your body just to perfection to enhance the heart shaped cleavage and the diamond necklace that sparkled with ostentation. It had been a gift from him as Yoongi usually showered you with luxury, more than you could have asked, but he insisted in you having the best of the best. He leaned his body to yours, the hand around your waist going dangerously low. -I can’t wait to take you home baby girl-

You shuddered hearing that and gave him a sultry smile. -But I just got here, Mr Min-

He chuckled, straitening his back again as he nodded to some people that were greeting him from afar, everyone knew him, people were desperately eager to please him, terrified of him or wanted to kill him. Yoongi didn’t seem affected by none of those things, instead he was more focused on you.

-These people are unbearable- he scoffed, giving another sip at his whiskey to then stretch hands with a man who came to greet him.

-I wonder how I could make this evening more… satisfying- you whispered pressing your breasts against his side. Yoongi smirked and gave you a dark look full of desire.

-Accompany me for a smoke- he said letting his arm fall from your body to offer you his hand.

You arched your brows, that was quick, you usually kept playing for a bit more before sneaking for some distraction.

Yoongi licked his lips giving you a lopsided smile. -As I happen to like the ideas on that  wicked mind of yours Y/N, I actually want to smoke-

You rolled your eyes and he chuckled triumphant, the asshole, you’d be collecting this later. He saw your expression and kissed your temple as you started to walk outside together, but as you were reaching the doors another group of men stopped him. This time it was different than the others, this time you felt Yoongi tense beside you, stepping forward as he was standing slightly in front of you, a subtle way of shielding you from whoever these people were.

-If it isn’t Min Yoongi in the flesh- the man at the front said with a way too enthusiastic smile.

-Jaebum- Yoongi nodded in acknowledgment. He was going to keep walking to dodge them but Jaebum stepped forward, it made Yoongi glare at him, the guys around Jaebum tensing, two guys that you recognized from Yoongi’s group coming closer.

-Wait Yoongi, man- he whistled. -Ever so evasive, I was hoping of finally meeting your girlfriend- he looked at you now, but you knew he already knew who you were, it was obvious he wasn’t Yoongi’s friend and his intentions were at the least doubtful, or worse, taking that Yoongi felt uneasy around him.

-I’m sure she’s delighted to meet you- he said with murderous sarcasm as he very protectively kept standing in the middle, allowing him to see you but not to touch you.

-My pleasure- you smiled in fake politeness, you hoped to never see this man ever again in your life, the fact that he unsettled Yoongi made you anxious.

-Beautiful woman- he admired, but you could tell it was more to taunt Yoongi than to compliment you.

-And pretty deadly too- Yoongi said as a matter of fact making Jaebum curious and for you to wait what he was going to say. -I heard whoever messes with her ends up dead-

Jaebum was taken aback by the obvious threat but didn’t act upon it as he just stared at Yoongi with contained rage.

-Jaebum- Yoongi said his name after another hard glare.

-Yoongi- he replied likewise in that cryptic way of saying good bye.

Yoongi took you away from him, you noticed how Jaebum kept watching, what was his deal? If he was Yoongi’s real enemy what was he doing in the party?

You went to a garden that would let to the parking lot if you were to walk further, but you stopped near a sitting space bordered with chrysanthemum bushes.

-Yoongi, what was that about? Who is that guy?-

Yoongi led you to sit down on a bench, he took a pack of cigarettes of his pocket and lit one in a quick move. -A pain in the ass that I cannot kill, yet- he answered after a long drag.

-Why is he here then?-

-He has some business with one of my allies, but he is a dubious associate so we have him on ice for the mean time- he stood up and stared around, doing a sign to a sentinel, one of the boys on watch, to keep his eyes open in the perimeter. Yoongi was always working, restless. You knew he took all kind of precautions specially when it was about you. You wondered sometimes if it was too much, but being in this world you guessed it wasn’t, you were thankful that he was so protective. Women were dispensable for a lot of guys in this world, anyone who wasn’t blood could be replaced. But he treated you like the most precious being in his life, in the whole world.

He stood in front of you and caressed your cheek, making you look up at him as you were still sitting on the bench. His touch was gentle despite his callused hands, his big palm cupped your left cheek and you leaned to the touch like a kitten, giving him a kiss to show him your affection -I didn’t want him to see you-

-He would have eventually- you told him to stop him for tormenting over this. -Is he that dangerous?-

Yoongi sat down again next you. -I cant underestimate him, if he’s stupid enough to try something we will take him out, he knows it-

-But he could still try-

Yoongi exhaled nodding. -For his own good he better not, you don’t need to be afraid my love-

You smiled after hearing him saying that, he was always so caring to you. -Promise me you will be careful-

-I promise- he accepted kissing your hand.

-Boss- a voice interrupted your moment and then you saw one of Yoongi’s men approaching from a side.

-What?- he barked annoyed with the interruption.

-Mr. Kim is asking for your whereabouts, he wanted you to meet some people-

Yoongi huffed to which you shook your head amused. -You should go Yoongi-

He smirked your way. -Tell Mr. Kim I left, and tell one of the boys to get my car ready-

-You got it boss- the guy left and you gave Yoongi a reprobating yet amused stare.

-Priorities Y/N- he said with the smirk still dancing on his lips as he caressed your cheek to then entangle a hand through your hair -I have to take good care of my baby girl first thing- he gave your hair a slight pull and you almost purred.

-Would that be a wise choice, Mr Min?-

He leaned in to kiss you, humming when you opened your mouth for him, pressing you to him, making you moan as he bit your lips. -I’m afraid right now is the only choice-

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[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTER LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 9

oh goody!

well this is it. the Date Chapter. the chapter, in which, the Date happens. lowkey im so fucking hype for this stupid goddamn chapter AAAAAAAAAAAA this is when the sexy got kicked up about seven notches and i know its gonna be a fucking twenty from here on out so LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

“Is this your date, Ms. Fall?” he asked.

Cinder didn’t look away from Glynda. “Mhm.”

STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GODDAMN GATE WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A SECOND TO EVEN GATHER OURSELVES JUST STRAIGHT UP HUH!!!!!!!!! ‘is this your date’ im legally dead

What the fuck.

already im fucking THRIVING im so glad this chapter’s mood got encapsulated within the first ten seconds and im definitely gonna have to re-read this chapter for the full unannotated experience OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD IM SO READY

Glynda’s thoughts ricocheted inside her head like coins left in a dryer. A part of her couldn’t understand what was happening and disengaged. The rest of her, grasping for purchase in all this, reasoned that going with Cinder was better than staying here confused, alone, and utterly displaced.

glynda ‘i aint ever had a gf before’ goodwitch at her PEAK right here. like GOD shes gone from ‘cinder’s trying to murder me’ to ‘cinder just plopped me right into a date’ like CINDER. CINDER YR CHANGING GEARS SO FAST. YOU DIDNT EVEN SEND FLOWERS OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it because shes a u-haul lesbian or

Higher, Glynda realized the dress itself was backless, revealing the black tattoo she’d seen so often before, perfectly centered between sharp shoulder blades.

this gay energy is BONKERS, quite frankly??????? where did cinder get her dress from? why does she have it? did she buy it just for this fuckery? or will she pull the ‘i just had a this lil number laying around’ line????????? does she wanna seduce glynda to death?????? was this PLANNED OR DID SHE JUST DECIDE SHE WANTED A DATE AND WTH LIFE REALLY IS SHORT ON REMNANT THESE DAYS?????????? cinder fall please explain your workings to the class

maybe Glynda wasn’t the only one who’d become adept at reading her opponent.

👏 when 👏 will 👏 they 👏 kiss 👏 already 👏👏👏👏

me: this is a slowburn also me: if u assholes dont give me this in the next ten seconds-

“Unarmed? As if you could be so helpless.”

cinder’s style of flirting is just. commentating on a person’s deadliness. that’s IT it’s the only TRICK SHE HAS and its working, is the thing,

im reading the description of the table and remembering the shitpost and oh my god i have to draw this???? hell IS real!!!!!! COULDNT YALL JUST TOSS EM IN A PLAIN BOX,

Cinder eyed her from her bastion of dark cushions,

cinder, ass-deep in cushions: this is peak cuddle territory come and join me

Cinder, for her part, seemed delighted Glynda had noticed. Touching the pendant more gently than Glynda might have ever thought her capable of, Cinder said,  “Yours? You didn’t seem to mind parting with it.”

im still deeply enjoying this powermove the novelty NEVER wears off (and at risk of light spoilers i do enjoy its place in this story 👀)

Cinder let the necklace drop, settling against the swell of her bust once more,

/lightly coughs 👀👀👀

im losing my MIND at how gay this bit is i physically cannot HANDLE IT and if they even describe the meal once im gonna pop off cause i am. SO HUNGRY RN. AAAAAAAAAAAA

Cinder indicated a dish of lamb and vegetables, served on a bed of rice and drizzled in some sort of sauce.

SRY THIS ISNT GAY BUT OH MY GOD IM SO HUNGRY I WANNA E A T I T THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD UGHGHGHGHGHGH WHY DID THIS CHAPTER HAVE TO BE TODAY OF ALL THE DAYS,

Glynda cleared her throat, working out: “The Grimm.”

like. GOD WE KNOW GLYNDA IS JUST SO FUNCTIONALLY BAD AT CONVERSATION BUT OF ALL THE THINGS glynda please just. just. stop thinking abt her sexy tattoos for a fifth of a second,

“You can control them.” A sedate blink. For all the world, Glynda might have just commented on the weather.

which is a faux pas for a date!!!!!!!!!!! at least tell her the DRESS IS SEXY WE ALL KNO WHATS WHAT YR THINKIN ABT

Glancing down as though it were being pointed out to her for the first time, Cinder shrugged and adjusted the end of the glove a little higher on her bicep. “And?” 

a quick aside im enjoying how like... visually expressive cinder is in this remaster! i can see her facial expressions and her motions really clearly in my mind’s eye which is a fun little boon if only because i have to redraw this nonsense hjsgdfjhfksgd but cinder’s got a Good Face this time around! A QUALITY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should know by now, there’s something about you that’s simply irresistible to Grimm.”

HERE COMES THE PLOT (and a single surviving line so far... this one sentence has survived all the world could throw at it... we stan)

Cinder straightened, and Glynda saw that this was what she’d been waiting for.

“It isn’t every day the great Glynda Goodwitch kneels before her adversary, is it?”

HELLO??????????????????????????? WHATS THIS WORDING????????? honestly tho for a second i thought she meant like. quite literally and i thought id missed some PROPER SHIT RIGHT THERE BUT YEAH WTH!!!!!!! C I N D E R

“You cheated. You can’t beat me on your own.”

yes glynda we gathered that yr a top

“Really, Glynda? Poison?” she sneered, something like offense simmering in her expression. “After all this?”

looks at the camera

anyway,

god im literally losing grasp of words to say because theres such a charged mood in this scene............. theyre brushing fingers............ trading jabs.......... im slurpin it up babey!!!!!!!! this rly is the BEST remaster of this whole scene it DESERVES this wordcount!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Beat you,” Cinder corrected. “And call it a point of pride.”

yes cinder we gathered yr a brat,

this dynamic is why this fic is so fuckign good when will winter have a swift return to add even more fuckery to this wild ride

Then, with a heavy-lidded look, Cinder found Glynda’s hand between them, the touch so sudden and daring that Glynda flinched. The fabric of those gloves was smooth against Glynda’s flesh, and for all that cruelty had marked every other instance of contact between them, Cinder was surprisingly gentle.

whomp there go my nuts

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO MADE THE EXECUTIVE CHOICE TO ADD THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO???????????? im losing my BRAINCELLS

What she wasn’t ready for was for Cinder to guide her hand to her own throat and hold it there.

THERE IS IT THERE’S THE KINK IT’S BEEN SPOTTED

oh my GOD what even IS THIS WHO ADDED THIS SECTION WHO ALLOWED THIS TO COME TO P A S S WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO????????? HEWWO??????????

Now… Now Cinder interested her.

tbh how can i liveblog this? what commentary can i POSSIBLY add that we arent already all THINKING. we just launched into a level of hell so deep that lucifers gonna have to pull some goddamn tricks to follow us down here!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS SCENE! THIS MOMENT! IM SCREAMING

Glynda mirrored the expression back at him, and finally, he coughed, not making strong eye contact with either of them. He set their plate before them and hurried out without so much as a check-in.

i just KNEW that was gonna happen JHGDSFGJHKSDF he was gonna walk in on SMTHNG but i didnt think itd be CINDER’S CHOKING KINK,

okay i took a break and ate my weight in roast chicken and we’re back babey

Almost nervously, her fingers carded through her own dark hair, and there, among the locks, Glynda spotted a glimpse of something white, structured and ridged.

AND I AM INSTANTLY KNOCKED BACK UPON MY ASS 👈W👈H😨A👈T👈

It was easier to ignore the rest of it—whatever it was.

glynda you are a fool and a moron im withering into DUST

On no level had she expected those to be Glynda’s words.

then what... did she expect... well probably -- and rightly so -- ‘bitch WHAT ARE THOSE’ TBH

wait sorry i have to jump back because i forgot customary fingerguns on the most brazen bit of Shit yet:

Cinder was occupying herself with something else: the head of a dragon, perched over the door and staring down at the two of them with red, glossy eyes.

👈👈👈😎👈👈👈

okay BACK TO THE FIC

Fangs snapped together around the word.

aka back to me horni

/chanting TEETH! TEETH! TE

okay but the reason i doubled back to catch that fingergun is because we’re getting ass-deep into plot now!!!!!!!!!!! WITCHES AND DRAGONS BABEY......... HERE’S WHAT OFFAL HUNT IS ALL ABT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant rly drop more fingerguns than that because any astute reader will start realising the dots im shouting abt and honestly half the fun of this fic is the ride so >:3c

“Funny. I was sure he would have told you.”

that blow was so low i think cinder hit the concrete with that one

oh god theyre gonna get to the bit and i-

“Is that what all of this has been about? You called me here to remind me that I'm autistic?”

/SCREAMS

The words were delivered firmly, calmly, but Cinder’s response was the opposite, sudden upheaval seizing her. Her expression opened in something akin to panic. “Wh—no? What? No! That's not what I—”

/SCREAMS

oh my GOD CINDER YOU HAVE FUCKED UP LEGENDARILY!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE WAS FELL ASS-FIRST ONTO A LANDMINE OH MY GOD

offal hunt v1 cinder: im totally in control and im playing glynda every step of the way

offal hunt v2 cinder: OH JESUS OH FUCK OH NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT-

Cinder seemed genuinely stressed now, speaking quicker as though trying to bury the last sixty seconds.

i knew this remaster would have sections that would blow me away but this bit really took the fcuking cake DGHSJFSJHFDG holy SHIT this is AMAZING

It was difficult to tell in the low light, but if Glynda wasn't mistaken, there was a bright flush of embarrassment coloring Cinder’s cheeks.

this is SUCH prime content hey remember in one of the early liveblogs that cinder would descend into full dork? WELL THE DESCENT CAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /pops bottles

“Cinder.” There was a very real line of threat in Glynda’s tone. “Don’t.”

oh this whole scene just keeps getting better i am LOVING this dynamic now!!!!!!! before it was all pretty one-sided so having the conversation rock back and forth is 👌👌👌

That Witch soul of yours—it was designed to void out everything but the prey before you. To be numb to all human emotion. To focus on the hunt and nothing else.

finally the fruit of 50% of my fingerguns COMES TO LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! PLOT PLOT PLOT

“This is bullshit.” Jabbing an accusing finger at Cinder, Glynda said, “You’re a liar. You’re a criminal!”

i LOVE glyndas pottymouth in this its such a good like... change from her being strict and formal and teachery and now shes full on gremlin huntress hell YES BABY!!!!!!!!!! GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“There’s all kinds of things I bet he never told you.” Cinder continued. “Did you know he was close to your predecessor? The Witch who came before you—they were inseparable.”

SRY IM LIKE STRUGGLIN TO COMMENTATE because so much of this like. speaking as an Old-Ass Reader this is like. a LOT! A LOT HAS CHANGED and yet,,,, stayed the same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yall kids WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL CHAPTER LIKE................ 15 FOR THIS SHIT (but like. chapter 15 was different because this chapter used to be like chapter 7? so now everythings moved along so chapter 15 doesnt sound that impressive but trust me it was a different fic back then)

When they fell away, burnt and ruined, she could see Cinder’s bare arms for the first time. The red lines drawn across her skin sloped down the entire length of her arms, circling her elbows, carved into her wrists. They ended right at her hands, ensuring any long-sleeved garment would hide them. Every covered inch of her was filled like a canvas, like abstract art.

lets pause the fight scene for glynda to be gay!!!!! god im. okay look i said this earlier but im so glad we have more cinder like this tbh. the first version was rly lacking w/ cinder content until late-game when the plot sorta. got itself going? but now we’re eye-deep in this content i LOVE cinder i love this WEIRDO who is a HUGE LOSER and IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Glynda could not dispel the fear that she had been telling the truth.

and after committing Some Amount In Damages, we’re at the end of the chapter!

okay so i really enjoyed this version SO MUCH MORE. everything abt it was polished and worked together so much better and it really needed the space to breathe in its own chapter. its been horny, gay, intense, hilarious, and way more in one chapter and its SO good this really is PEAK offal hunt!!!!!!!!!!!! good job diesel and kc but im still going to murder you both,

[gretehart]

Important Updates: Patreon, Commissions, Etc

Heyo my dudes!!

The holidays are upon us, which means New Years is steadily waiting around the corner to ambush us & steal our lunch money  ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ With 2019 readying its bat, I've got a lot of plans upcoming, and want to share them with everyone!

These updates are pretty important, so I recommend reading them (or at the very least skimming LOL)

Patreon: $100 goal reached (Again!)

So thanks to Patrons, I've reached back up to my $100/month goal, Which, fortunately for all of you guys, means I will be back on streaming every friday night! This weekly stream will begin starting in the new year, due to the holidays (I wouldnt be able to start before then even if I wanted to) Weekly freebie streams will begin on January 4th (unless something comes up), so stay tuned!!!

And a reminder; if I make it to $250 (the next goal), Patrons can start sending me their requests for freebie stream without having to be present for the stream itself!

Holiday Freebie Stream When?

I know I normally do a christmas/holiday stream just like for Halloween, but I dont have any info on when I will start said stream! The reason being is because Im still waiting to hear from my job what days we may (or may not) have off the week of Christmas and the week of New Year

My idea is to (hopefully) have the stream on the 22nd of December, so it can be all day and not exactly during the holidays (so people have a chance to make it to the stream)

This isnt official yet, but I will let you all know as soon as I can!!

Commissions: Refunds & Break!

(Please read this if I owe you a commission!!)

This is a pretty big change for me, but lately i've been absolutely swamped with work, both in and outside of artwork. Commissions, Patreon Rewards, Trades, and other things have been stacking up and I think its time to take a break.

From now through the rest of the month & thru  January, I will finish what little I can on my list, start refunding people their money, and closing Commissions for the time being. Larger commissions will be refunded while smaller, easier commissions will either be finished or refunded as well!

Once those are taken care of in one manner or the other, I will be closing commissions temporarily. I want to start the new year focusing on Patreon stuff & more personal projects. I doubt commissions will be closed permanently, and I may just take a commission every so often during said break, but for the most part they will be closed/on hold!

Of course I will let you guys know when commissions are open, but until then \o/ expect more personal stuff (hopefully!)

Art Trades: Closing/ Close friends only!

This is mostly for artists that agreed to do an art trade with me, and I greatly apologize in advance

I wont be able to finish the art trades with whats all on my plate, and even after clearing out the commissions there will still be a lot to do and I cant handle taking on trades from others. I will be closing trades and leaving them to close friends only ! This may change in the future, and I will let you guys know if thats the case!

Instagram: Made!

So finally after forever of saying I'd make one, I have my official Instagram account up and running!

https://www.instagram.com/gretelynk/

I of course have next to nothing on it, but will work on it more and more through the days and hopefully have a fully functional page going on for those who want to follow me on there! I dont know much about Insta but Ill learn as I go ♥

Patreon/Twitch Discord: Coming in 2019!

Yes indeedy! I will have a Discord server set up for Patrons and Twitch subscribers coming the new year!

I asked a little while ago on Patreon if I should make a server, and a lot of people said yes, so its gonna be a thing! I'm already working out the kinks with the server (with the help of some close friends) With the Discord server, itll be easier to communicate with Patrons & Subbers about new content, streams, and many other stuff!

The server won't be public unfortunately, BUT that may change in the future! We shall see!!

In the meantime, Patrons keep an eye out for the invite link in the new year ♥

More projects coming soon

Honestly I've got a lot planned for 2019 and I really hope to actually flesh them out this time around.

One main thing I want to work on are keychains and charms! Nox and I got materials, a new printer, and even a laminator to make keychains, charms, and other things too! Its something I've wanted to do for a while now, and I think the new year is a good time to finally start!

I'd also like to (possibly) make more cork board designs, since those were a lot of fun to do ~ But thats only a possibility of a project; nothing set in stone.

Another thing I really wanna dive into are my own personal characters & stories. Now i doubt I will have any sort of story/series out, but just to be able to draw my own characters in my spare time would be nice. And who knows, I may have some ideas to flesh out in the near future!

There are some other projects I have in mind but nothing that I can really reveal at this time But stay tuned regardless!!

That should be it as far as updates and important info goes!

I'll be reaching out to Commissioners about their refunds & requests soon

Patrons be sure to keep an eye out for other exclusive updates coming up and to everyone else; you are all amazing and I couldn't have gotten this far as an artist without all of you ♥♥♥

Thank you all so so much

[verdigrisprowl]

Oct 8 Dancitron Movie Night - The 39 Steps

Prowl’s Jazz came back, from outer space. Prowl spent the whole movie night with him, catching up.

Jazz and Soundwave were unexpectedly cordial with each other, except for that bit when they weren’t.

Yesterday NoodlesAtNight 7:39 pm *Soundwave's stretched across his couch, feeler keeping quiet time to the music being played. If only he'd had a soundtrack like this while working before and during the war.* opatoes 7:39 pm /Smokescreen's coming in, and to the music, is immediately hugging the wall, trying to come in as stealthily as he can./ Swervester 7:40 pm //squints is the music actually playing bc i have no sound lmao NoodlesAtNight 7:40 pm ((it is; see if your tab is muted and/or refresh)) *Soundwave doesn't need to turn to see him; there are cameras everywhere. He huffs to himself at Smokey's silliness and pretends not to notice.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:40 pm ((rabbit keeps auto-muting my tab on chrome when I come in ;-; )) Swervester 7:40 pm //hmm. not muted so gonna try a refresh opatoes 7:41 pm /Hey, it wouldn't be as fun if no one got to see him sneak! Smokescreen's practically tip-toeing to the bar, grabbing a few drinks, and is trying to sneak over to Soundwave. He got you a drink!/ SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:41 pm *enter dragon! she's got a cartful of treats, including Friday's demand of the two extra tinsel fish and two grams of silver. hey, she always pays her debts.* Hello, Soundwave, Ravage, everyone! Swervester 7:42 pm //rabbit are u really gonna be like this tonight NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm *The feeler finally turns over to face Smokescreen as he approaches.* [[...What is the drink for?]] [[Good evening, dragon. Please place the extras in the jar on the counter.]] Swervester 7:43 pm //hmm. might be my speakers then lemme try fixing tho opatoes 7:43 pm ... Look, I needed an excuse to sneak around. No need to pull your feelers on me! Just enjoy the drink. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:43 pm Yes, sir! *a salute and everything! she'll trot on over and unpack everything.* NoodlesAtNight 7:44 pm [[...You seem to have forgotten his lack of mouth.]] *Huffing.* [[That's fine. Take it and drink it yourself. He appreciates the thought.]] Swervester 7:44 pm //okay yeah it was my speakers themselves. NoodlesAtNight 7:44 pm ((aha)) Swervester 7:45 pm [Swerve stomps in, pausing to deposit his weekly offerings of energon and LAserbeak Snacks on the bar before taking a cube and finding a seat to grumble] Hey everyone. opatoes 7:45 pm Oh- oh yeah, I guess that would've helped. Now I've gotta figure out something I CAN give you, and sneak again. SCProwl 7:45 pm *Prowl arrives as she always does and makes a beeline for her usual table* NoodlesAtNight 7:45 pm *Soundwave is quick to stretch his feelers over to the bar and start putting away the Laserbeak Snacks. She's not here right now, but he knows she'll give him hell if he lets someone else take them while she's gone.* NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm [[Greetings, Swerve. Bad night?]] Swervester 7:46 pm Yeah. Pharma's a two bit hack. opatoes 7:46 pm Oh! You mean, uhh- Fartma, right? NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm [[Hmm. If you see any music discs laying around, you may sneak him one of those.]] *And back to Swerve.* [[He is, but what inspired that comment?]] Swervester 7:47 pm He claims I stole his work! Like his work was anything but shoddy science and bad use of metallurgy terms. Also he insulted my drinks. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:47 pm *the dragon perks up- ooooh, are we insulting people Soundwave doesn't like?* He what. opatoes 7:47 pm You know, I had the feeling you'd like that! Hold on a klik. /Smokescreen's running over to plop two drinks down next to Prowl, before leaving for a moment. He's gotta get a music cd, pick some songs, put it in his chest via phase shifter, and sneak in again./ Yesterday SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:48 pm Did you bite him? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:48 pm *rolls indoors and front hand springs his way to the party* Swervester 7:48 pm No, I just reminded him that I'm one of the first people everyone calls for metallurgy work while he's only fifth or sixth on the list of medics people call, after Ratchet. NoodlesAtNight 7:48 pm *Offers polite applause. That was actually impressive, Swoop.* NoodlesAtNight 7:49 pm [[Oh, a _delightful_ shot to the ego.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm *throws his arms up like an Olympian and is SO happy to get applause* SCProwl 7:49 pm That doesn't sound like the Pharma I know of at all. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:49 pm You should have bitten him. That was extraordinarily rude of him. *high-metabolic lifeform culture thing, there- unless it's Literally Poisoned, the food is tasty and you're grateful for it. the chef COULD just leave you to starve, after all.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:50 pm Bird? Swervester 7:50 pm Your Pharma might be a decent mech but mine's a two bit hack medic who totally deserved to be taken over by an evil god. SCProwl 7:50 pm *is one of these drinks Smokescreen left here for her, Prowl will wait until he comes back to ask* NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[Not tonight. She is deep in recharge. An extended mission kept her up for too long.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:50 pm :V MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm Me Swoop WANT to Bird : < opatoes 7:51 pm /Smokescreen starts to phase into a wall, turning it off for now to crawl-walk over to Soundwave./ Psst. Psst, Soundwave, I brought yous the goods. You ready for 'em? SCProwl 7:51 pm Pity. He's a well respected medic here. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:52 pm Oh! This Pink Panther Swervester 7:52 pm Wanna trade? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:52 pm Us do Pink Panther, Soundwave? : > Him RAVAGE can pink panther keheheh SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:52 pm ...He's rude and probably deserves to be locked out in a blizzard from what I've heard, but taken over by an evil god? SCProwl 7:52 pm No, though perhaps yours could learn a few things from ours. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:52 pm That seems harsh. NoodlesAtNight 7:52 pm *Soundwave thinks Smokescreen's seen one too many cheesy spy movies. He plays along anyway, leaning back casually and turning his head just so.* [[The drinks are at the bar. Leave the package there. Tell no-one.]] Swervester 7:53 pm [snorts] Ours has an ego, he wouldn't learn anything from yours. NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm *Something crackles overhead - a PA system, perhaps.* =NOT pink.= *It crackles off again.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm KHEHEHHHEHEHEEHEH SCProwl 7:53 pm No, I suppose not. Well, if you're able to prove the work is yours, the problem should be easily solved, yes? Swervester 7:54 pm He says it's his because I translated his extremely bad notes. opatoes 7:55 pm You got it, boss. /Smokescreen's subtly pulling the music disc out of his chassis via phase shifter, casually leaving it on the couch and tipping an imaginary hat before going to grab another drink and sit with Prowl again./ SCProwl 7:55 pm *there are now three drinks on this table, Smokescreen* opatoes 7:55 pm /Oops/ opatoes 7:55 pm Prowl! It's good to see you! I got a drink for you. Swervester 7:56 pm [is he thirsty] SCProwl 7:56 pm *Prowl just thinks Smokescreen is expecting someone else* NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *Soundwave sweeps it close with a feeler and casually slides it into a subspace pocket.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:57 pm *the dragon finds somewhere to perch that isn't in anyone's way- unless Whirl shows up, or if the movie starts and Boyfriend Prowl and Boyfriend Tarantulas still haven't shown, she'll just hang here* Today SCProwl 7:57 pm *Prowl finally takes the drink that's the lowest grade energon* His notes on your work or something else? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:57 pm *twists back and forth, letting his arms and wings hang limply so they flop across his torso, back and forth back and forth -- can't anyone see how much this isn't what he wants to do right now? SIGH* NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm *Soundwave pats the arm of the couch next to him. If the dragon wishes to sit here, she may.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:59 pm *fwoosh. there is now a dragon.* Swervester 7:59 pm His notes. But they were completely nonsensical until I translated them, and even then what he had made *no sense* at all until I went through them, and what did make sense was just a bunch of hypothetical scenarios that would be accepted as shoddy science at best, in Percy's professional opinion. NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm ((get your snacks and stuff; we start in 10)) opatoes 7:59 pm ((eggs is in my lap i cant get snacks ever again ;; Swervester 8:00 pm //lmao rip u opatoes 8:00 pm ((but also lucky me Swervester 8:00 pm Also he seems to think that metallurgy is a fancy way of saying medicine, so I think it's confirmed he's an idiot. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:00 pm *starts meandering around, hoping for a way to entertain himself until Bird wakes up* NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm [[Swoop. If you have energy to burn, go play the dancing game in the corner.]] opatoes 8:00 pm Wait- wait, dancing game? Which game, Soundwave? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:00 pm What game? SCProwl 8:01 pm ...even I know better than that and I haven't studied science in eons. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:01 pm *snickers* Me Swoop know THIS song! This Mission Impossible. NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm [[Arcade reproduced one of the Earth dancing games with arrows some time ago.]] Swervester 8:01 pm Oh, DDR! opatoes 8:01 pm OH! DDR? Soundwave, I didn't know you had that all this time! Swoop, Swoop, I bet one shanix I can beat you in DDR! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm THIS Austin Powers song! NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm [[Yes. He and one of the regulars]] Jazz. It's a Jazz. [[regularly fight over the top score spot.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm OH! Me Swoop see *bounces* Him Spike and Her Carly do DANCE game! Me Swoop want to play! You show how to play! opatoes 8:02 pm Well- I'll have to see about making the top scores sometime and beat both of you. NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm [[Feel free to try. Swoop needs a demonstration anyway.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:03 pm Show me! NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm *Soundwave glances at Swerve.* [[How do you know that game? Haven't you been Questing?]] Swervester 8:03 pm Bluestreak! He knows a lot about Earth stuff! He gave me all sorts of shows to watch and documentaries and things. opatoes 8:03 pm Sure! /Smokescreen's practically bouncing over to the DDR machine, and is starting up Beethoven Virus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CL_5ygf6fE / Swervester 8:04 pm DDR was in some of them with arcades. SCProwl 8:04 pm Soundwave? Could I have a video feed if they're going to play? NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm [[You may. One moment.]] *He'll link her to.... that one. There we are.* SCProwl 8:05 pm *yes good thank you, have a grateful ping* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *leans up against the bar behind Smokescreen and watches with the biggest shiteating grin, optics darting around* NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm [[Are there any things you would recommend from Bluestreak's offerings?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *he gets it* opatoes 8:05 pm /And Smokescreen's pretty good! He's probably not going to make a top score, but he's getting most of the arrows and is getting really, really into it!/ NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *Holds a hand out. Does the dragon accept skritches? He isn't sure. It might be a thing like with Ravage - feels nice, like a back scratch, but too much like being a pet most times.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:06 pm *leans on his toes, taps his foot to the side, and generally makes little movements while he's locked on to what the screen is showing* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:06 pm *the dragon accepts skritches gladly! grooming is a social bonding activity, but she understands that Soundwave wouldn't enjoy being licked. skritches are fine with her.* NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm *Well. He would, but not by the dragon. Ahem. So, about those skritches - can do. Good small claws for that.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm *being thirsty for the boyfriends is extremely valid* verdigrisprowl 8:08 pm *appears; takes usual seat* NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *Soundwave huffs to himself. Prowl. He was stretched across the couch. You're sitting on his shins.* SCProwl 8:08 pm *ah, the arrows go along with the beat of the song* verdigrisprowl 8:08 pm *so he is.* *so. he. is.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:08 pm ((can I just ask, what is the "20 minute after-credit rule" NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *...Very well.* Swervester 8:09 pm Uhh. Hm. Depends. A lot of what he's given me is anime and nature documentaries. And history ones. opatoes 8:09 pm Swoop, Swoop- you ready to play against me? Like, 100% ready? Swervester 8:09 pm So if you like those, then I can reccomend them. NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm ((basically once the credits roll i give a time marker of 20 minutes from then; that's the end of the public part of stream and pretty much everyone needs to be gone by that time)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Me Swoop going to DESTROY You : > NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm ((stragglers get bridged with no dodging)) opatoes 8:09 pm You can try! thebestdecepticonleader 8:09 pm ((ah okay, that makes sense)) opatoes 8:10 pm I'll let you pick the song, Swoop. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[He and Ravage enjoy nature documentaries. He'd like that.]] Chaoit 8:10 pm -don't mind Blaster. He's going to wander in, looking a bit more dazed than normal- Swervester 8:10 pm Oooh. Then yeah I'll put together a list and send it to you later once I see what I got! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm *flips himself over the bar instead of walking around* Uh, whatever! opatoes 8:10 pm /Smokescreen's doing a few leg stretches while he waits!/ Swervester 8:10 pm Hi Blaster. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm *Soundwave nods to those coming in, gives Prowl a combination of greeting and affection pings, and changes the projector. It's time.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm *the dragon chuffs, and then tries to stifle it.* Should I move? *she doesn't want to get in the way of anything.* opatoes 8:11 pm Wait- oh, okay! Come here and I'll pick a random song, then. Hope you're ready for that, Swoop! NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[No, no, you're fine.]] *Prowl isn't on that side of the couch. Just Soundwave's arm, and he's fine with the dragon being there.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:11 pm Kay! Chaoit 8:11 pm Huh? Oh. Hi, Swerve. NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm ((there are no captions unfortunately, so turn your sound up. and now, warnings, however small compared to recently: death, nonconsensual kiss, off-screen spousal abuse, general misogyny/mistreatment of one of the ladies. probably not too much else but it's from the 30s so just be warned)) Swervester 8:13 pm Oh, this is one of those black and white films. Osmond 8:14 pm *Jazz slips into the room with a smirk* A classic one too. opatoes 8:14 pm /Smokescreen lets the game pick, and they get this song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTxyZvFS7XA / Swervester 8:14 pm [jumps] NoodlesAtNight 8:14 pm [[Yes. He considered the version in color, but the human critics claimed it was terrib--]] *SNAPS ALERT* Chaoit 8:14 pm -drops onto a seat nearest to where he's standing- thebestdecepticonleader 8:14 pm Did the human world only get colour recently? I wonder what that was like... opatoes 8:14 pm No, Starry- they just didn't have the stuff to process color. thebestdecepticonleader 8:14 pm Oh... well now I feel dumb opatoes 8:14 pm Don't trust these guys on that. /And he's back to DDR!/ verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm *considering that prowl is sitting on soundwave's shins, the snap alert gets his attention right quick. what's going on, are they under attack. looks around??* NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm *It's... it's a Jazz. Of course. Of course the universe would do this to him on a good spy movie night. This must be multiversal payback for that human he blackmailed.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:15 pm Not as dumb as them though Swervester 8:15 pm OH. Jazz???? Hi. Osmond 8:15 pm Heya mechs, hows it shakin tonight? SCProwl 8:15 pm *ah, a Jazz, nothing awkward about that* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm *doesn't do half bad to start with, though he glances at his feet to see how hard he needs to stop and is clearly getting used to where things are* verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm *Oh! It's a Jazz! And on a spy movie night. What great luck.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm *got it now* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm *the dragon looks over at Soundwave. /Her/ friend can do more than 50 facts a night.* Osmond 8:16 pm *salutes everyone before looking for a seat to park it* verdigrisprowl 8:16 pm *... WHICH Jazz is it? It LOOKS like Prowl's Jazz, but, considering the alternates out in the multiverse...* NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Indeed. Soundwave does 50 facts for a light snack between 200 more facts.* opatoes 8:16 pm My legs are shaking tonight! /He's doing DDR with Swoop, and he's doing a pretty good job! He's good on his feet./ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:16 pm That too slow! You Smokescreen pick a HARD thing! Do a good one. verdigrisprowl 8:16 pm *experimentally, sends a short-range greeting ping on his Jazz's frequency.* Swervester 8:17 pm [he has no idea if he knows this Jazz. There's a lot of Jazzes and he's yet to run into his own.] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm *Soundwave is amazing and you can't change her mind* Osmond 8:17 pm *A greeting ping is sent back to you Prowl. You are in luck, it's your Jazz.* opatoes 8:17 pm A hard thing? You got it, Swoop! /This time, he goes with this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa27xS6_14A / verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm *!!!* Osmond 8:18 pm *sits on an available chair casually* verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *sorry Soundwave he's gone, he'll be back later.* Where in the universe have you been? *apparently that's how he says hi* Osmond 8:18 pm Ahhh a good bar fight? thebestdecepticonleader 8:19 pm Wow, humans start fights over nothing Swervester 8:19 pm Are they fighting? NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Soundwave isn't going to change her mind at all. He's just going to give her head one more skritch and -- oh, what's this? Leaving him for the fiend? Betrayal! Betrayal and sparkache! But absolutely expected.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:19 pm *is MARKEDLY better this time, especially once he finds the pattern, just killing it by the end of the song* Swervester 8:19 pm //do i know this jazz lmao SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm *skritch her soft head, Soundwave. it will heal your broken spark.* NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[Forward, isn't she.]] Osmond 8:20 pm *looks at Prowl, mildly surprised and grins sheepishly* Where in the universe haven't I been? opatoes 8:20 pm /NICE Smokescreen and Swoop practically nail the song! Once it ends, Smokescreen's offering his servo over to Swoop. Smokescreen's got a lot of experience with this game, but playing doubles with another bot is really fun!/ You up for one more? verdigrisprowl 8:20 pm For starters, Cybertron. OUR Cybertron, at least. SCProwl 8:20 pm *more interested in Swoop and Smokescreen's game for the moment* NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm *Skritch skritch.* [[Are you in the mood for a meal? We acquired another, er - a little--]] *He makes the shape of a stick of butter with his fingers.* [[When getting another round of fuel for the beast upstairs.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:21 pm Is he taking her home? Without even knowing her name before she gets through his front door? NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm [[He's forward, too.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:21 pm Keh! *stretches up to his best fite me grin* YAH! Again! Do a REALLY REALLY hard one! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:21 pm *the dragon tilts her head- she saw butter for the first time in a churn, and has no idea what Soundwave means* I'm always in the mood for a meal. *she is! she burns a lot of calories being a dragon.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:22 pm Is he a murderer? No one else is that forward Osmond 8:22 pm Fair point. I... *looks away* needed to get away. To move, to do something with myself. Oh-- nice look. You changed again. NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[As you like.]] *He'll fetch that from the chiller where the coldest energon mixes are kept. The tendrils don't squash it in the slightest.* [[Here. The beast won't eat it. It keeps to fruits.]] *...Wait. "You changed again." Does this Jazz know Prowl? Hmm. Something to keep eavesdropping on.* opatoes 8:23 pm You sure, Swoop? You got it! I'm gonna go wiiiith- Valkyrie Dimension Challenge, I think! /And that's just the one he goes with! This time, not the doubles version, either! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bk9pytacd4 / verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm ... Changed back, that's all. *gestures next to Jazz.* May I...? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm *oh! oh, it's... it's the butter! she recognizes this!* Thank you! *she's going to grab it in her little raccoon hands and chow down. this is not how butter is eaten, but here we are.* Osmond 8:24 pm *Looks over and smiles* Of course, you don't need to ask with me. NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm *Well, she doesn't know, and neither does he, so no judgments.* [[She trusts him very quickly.]] Swervester 8:24 pm Do humans talk like this for real NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm [[Yes. He's heard these accents before.]] Osmond 8:25 pm I need to remember that line, "I prefer the word agent better" MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm *is momentarily too antsy at the start because it sounds slow to him, but immediately gets in the zone what it picks up and starts knocking it out of the part, totally locked on to the screen* NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[Spy is superior.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm *huff. sits.* So. Has it helped? Moving around? NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm *He wanted the agent line, damn it.* Swervester 8:25 pm Is that a block of bread I thought bread was already sliced? Osmond 8:26 pm *Spy superior? Ah Soundwave, you never change do you* NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm [[Perhaps his is a factory defect.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm Is he using a cooking knife for stabbing is my question. That's unsanitary. Osmond 8:26 pm Guess so yeah, moving did help but then I decided it wasn't enough I don't like being alone much, Prowler opatoes 8:26 pm /Smokescreen's warmed up by now, and with the amount of experience he has, practically nails the song! Of course, afterwards, he's sliding to the ground, fans trying to cool him down after that particular workout./ Too slow for you, Swoop? thebestdecepticonleader 8:26 pm Maybe she's the murderer... I mean, why else would she go to his house? Osmond 8:27 pm Well if she is a spy, good chance she is a murder too verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm *the corner of his mouth twitches.* I know. NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[She could well have poisoned the food while he looked outside. But it would make no sense. He is hardly anyone important.]] verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm So. Are you coming back? Or is this just a visit? NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm *Is that a dig at him. Is that spy comment a dig. It is. He knows it is.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm *flicks his wings out and holds himself stiller than usual, optics a touch bright but perfectly fine* Me Swoop am Dinobot. Way tougher than You! Osmond 8:28 pm Which would you prefer? *winks playfully* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm If she got the right leverage, she could push him right out the- oh dear. NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[...How did they get her?]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:28 pm A lot less subtle than I was expecting... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm Through the window. Swervester 8:28 pm ... What just happened SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm That would be my guess. verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm *HUFF.* Well. You're not much use to Cybertron when you're not on it, are you? Osmond 8:29 pm They were a better spy obviously NoodlesAtNight 8:29 pm [[They'll have thrown it very strongly to get it through the glass and into her back from the street.]] opatoes 8:29 pm Really, Swoop? I don't know about that. I bet I could wrestle you! /He's saying as he's laying on the dance pad/ Osmond 8:30 pm *laughs at Prowl's answer* No I suppose not, but to not dance around: yeah I was thinking of staying SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm ...It looked like there was a wind blowing through the curtains in the shot before she was stabbed. I thought someone might have simply climbed in. verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm If they were that good a spy, they wouldn't have left her clutching a map. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[Hm. That is fair.]] *Nods to the dragon.* Osmond 8:30 pm Ah, true, unless they WANTED them to get the map A plot thebestdecepticonleader 8:30 pm Maybe the spy left the map as a decoy NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm *He forgets humans can do that sometimes. Most of them never leave the ground if they can help it.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:30 pm *errupts in a much sharper laugh than usual* Me Swoop KILL You! Keheheh! NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[NO KILLING INSIDE.]] verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm True. And possible. They also didn't exactly do much to conceal her murder. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm *well, she /is/ a dragon. she thinks three-dimensionally* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:31 pm *grins wider and narrows his optics* NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[If you must kill someone, do it outside where he isn't responsible for it, and run very quickly from the police presently here.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:31 pm Maybe the murder was meant to scare someone? verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm *starts; looks at Soundwave. Why shout. mindshout.* Osmond 8:31 pm Maybe to get him all on edge and moving. verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm Better yet, don't kill someone at all. opatoes 8:31 pm Haha- you wanna bet? I've fought a Soundwave before! And won! Also, I'm just really hard to kill in general. Osmond 8:32 pm Or flip side: kill all witnesses Swervester 8:32 pm I'd liike to not di thanks. Chaoit 8:32 pm ...... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:32 pm If you kill me, I /will/ haunt you. verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm ... We're the witnesses, Jazz. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *is legitimately getting excited to tear someone's limbs off for fun and flares his wings out a bit* Swervester 8:32 pm I'm trying to prove Pharma wrong and dying gets in the way. NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm @P: [[His apologies. It's hard to secure Swoop's attention with a fight in the wings.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *amicable limb removal* verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm @S «Fair enough.» MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *cheerful ass whooping* Osmond 8:32 pm Ah, well guess that won't work now will it? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm You wanna go? verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm I think not. thebestdecepticonleader 8:33 pm Is Pharma a mnemosurgeon? Swervester 8:33 pm No. opatoes 8:33 pm But yeah, I don't want to get in trouble, Swoop- or possibly die today, I guess- so maybe we can fight another time! Chaoit 8:33 pm Yeah, can we keep murder to the movie? NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm [[Is there anything that would make proving Pharma wrong easier? Papers? Recorded testimonials?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:33 pm Locking him out in a blizzard until he apologizes to you? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm *goes from a face splitting grin to a pout in record time* ((OMFG)) verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm *at any rate, is quite pleased that Jazz is staying; does his best not to show it.* Do you know what you'll be doing, back on Cybertron? HAVE you been back to Cybertron yet? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm ((that horn screm)) Swervester 8:34 pm Good question. What's the easiest way to prove he has no idea what he's talking about in regards to metallurgy. thebestdecepticonleader 8:34 pm What is that? opatoes 8:34 pm ... /Although, he could "fight" Swoop and just keep the phase shifter on. Would that be cheating?/ ... Wait why are they holding one of her shirts Osmond 8:34 pm *can't totally hide it Prowl, Jazz knows you but he'll pretend not to notice* No and no. Don't suppose Cybertron has much role for me to fill. Maybe I'll go back to the music scene MedicalMurdersaurus 8:35 pm *jumps in place* Me Swoop want to FIGHT NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[Test him, naturally. Though he likes the blizzard idea.]] verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm New roles are being created every day. Swervester 8:36 pm Yeah, making up a nice hard test on metallurgy would be good. But right now he's proving he has no idea what metallurgy even IS. Osmond 8:36 pm *A thoughtful look settles over Jazz's features* I'll figure out something I'm good at improvising verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm I'm sure you will. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm *JUMP JUMP JUMP* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm *STOMP STOMP STOMP* Osmond 8:37 pm *well that's stomping is attention grabbing* Chaoit 8:37 pm Swoop, please. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm FIGHT ME Chaoit 8:37 pm We're here to watch a movie, not fight NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Please, don't shout. The film is too quiet as is.]] verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm *glances at Soundwave* Is attempting to incite a fight punished the same as actually starting a fight? opatoes 8:38 pm Hey, Soundwave? Sorry. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm If you're going to insult the food of the person making it for you, well, if they lock you out in the blizzard and don't feed you, it is your own fault. Swervester 8:38 pm Honestly. That's not safe. Osmond 8:39 pm Oh, and Prowl? verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm Yes? NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm [[It's fine. Keep away from Swoop for now and things will stay peaceful.]] *To Prowl.* [[Only if someone takes up on it.]] verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm *what a pity.* Osmond 8:39 pm *gently pats servo* Sorry for not leaving at least a note MedicalMurdersaurus 8:39 pm Dinobots SHOUT opatoes 8:39 pm Fair enough! /Smokescreen's finally crawling back over to sit next to Round Prowl and take his drink./ Have you ever done DDR, Prowl? NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm *Looks at the dragon.* [[That is a horrible punishment. Your species is most fearsome.]] Chaoit 8:40 pm Swooop, we're watching a movie MedicalMurdersaurus 8:40 pm Me Swoop not want a movie verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *glances at servo. ... glances away.* I'd—wondered, where you went. *worried, he means to say.* SCProwl 8:40 pm No, though it looks easy enough. If you can see the screen. Chaoit 8:40 pm You're not getting a fight, either opatoes 8:41 pm ... Oh, yeah. I guess seeing the screen helps. It's harder than it looks, though! Really fun, too. NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm [[Thank you, Blaster.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:41 pm *grins* Wanna BET? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon chuffs* We are! Even in comparison to the larger cousins, we're quite fierce. *that's not considered true at all. the other dragons consider her species cuddly. but let her be FEARSOME* opatoes 8:41 pm Wait, a murder mechanic? Did I mishear NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm [[Motor. Not murder.]] opatoes 8:42 pm Ohhhh. Chaoit 8:42 pm We're watching a movie. This is what this area is for. Not for fighting. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *THROWS himself at Blaster, laughing wildly* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Aaaaand bridge.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *and he's off!* opatoes 8:43 pm ((zxbnvczxb im too exhausted tonight to stay but yall have a good night!! Chaoit 8:43 pm -had scramble over his seat at that- NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm ((awww gnight <3 )) SCProwl 8:43 pm ((night! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm ((night!!)) Chaoit 8:43 pm ((g'night! Swervester 8:43 pm //night smokey Chaoit 8:43 pm Thanks, Soundwave... NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[Are you all right, Blaster? No pieces missing?]] *No leaks sprung? No wires burnt?* SCProwl 8:43 pm *what is Prowl going to do with all these drinks Smokescreen left on the table?* Osmond 8:44 pm I know. *looks at their servos* may I? NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm *Drink them, of course.* Chaoit 8:44 pm I'm good. Just startled. Swervester 8:44 pm [looking at data net on his visor] Should I remind Pharma he's literally a war criminal. Chaoit 8:44 pm Isn't the worst thing that's happened in the last few hours SCProwl 8:44 pm Yes. verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm *... nods.* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm *Nods. Pleased he caught Swoop with the bridge before anything worse could happen.* [[What is, if he may ask?]] *Other than certain parties being alive and well.* Osmond 8:45 pm *gently holds Prowl's servo* For the record, I missed ya Chaoit 8:45 pm ........ verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm *mumble same* Chaoit 8:46 pm Um.... SCProwl 8:46 pm *will drink the one Smokescreen hadn't sipped from* verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm *WELP that was a whole lot emotional vulnerability time to change the topic* *to Swerve* Is it relevant to the argument at hand? Chaoit 8:46 pm I kinda....ran into someone that I was hoping was not real? Swervester 8:46 pm I mean, sort of. Chaoit 8:46 pm Or at least an aspect of him verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm What's the argument? NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[A dangerous mech? They'll not have followed you here, he hopes.]] Swervester 8:47 pm He called me useless to the war, kissing up to academics at Kimia while he was "helping" at the INstitute. Chaoit 8:47 pm I doubt they can SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ((me: why is my cat biting my ankles and being a pest)) Osmond 8:47 pm *just smiles, letting the topic change easily and resume watching the movie* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ((me: oh did I feed my cat yet)) ((hint: I had not)) Chaoit 8:47 pm The shield on this world still works, right? NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm [[.........................You don't mean--]] *Biolights dim.* verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm You WERE an academic at Kimia. He was patching up the people who were doing the real work at the Institute. Chaoit 8:48 pm Yeah..... Swervester 8:48 pm Yeah. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:48 pm *the dragon puffs up* I'll fight him if he comes here. *she's gonna fight a god! she's gonna fight a god!* Chaoit 8:48 pm He's....still around Swervester 8:48 pm But also while I was doing actual work at the Kimia facility and then later in other labs, he was taking apart miners to give their tcogs to the DJD. Swervester 8:49 pm I'm STILL first on people's lists for metallurgists! And he's not first on anyone's list for medics. >: NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[Has he come to take your Cybertron? Do you require a safe hideout, or assistance?]] verdigrisprowl 8:49 pm Mmhmm... I'd have to check the records, I think there's a chance he hadn't started doing that yet when Kimia fell. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm *Already sitting up and bristling, armor puffing out.* Chaoit 8:49 pm I really don't know He let me get away Swervester 8:49 pm I don't know when he started but! He's still an idiot when it comes to metallurgy. He thinks it's *medicine*. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[A game. He toys with you. Fear is sweeter with more time to build it.]] Chaoit 8:50 pm Well, it's /working/ NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[Have you and your world much knowledge of him?]] verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm He /what/? That's like saying—chemistry is medicine. Or welding. Or—walking. Chaoit 8:51 pm No, we have always been under the impression that he and his brother were legends, until his brother showed up... NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[...Stay here for the night. You will be safe here as long as our shield holds. If you wish to examine the records--?]] Chaoit 8:53 pm Yeah.... Thank you Swervester 8:53 pm Right! He's dumb and I don't like him! Swervester 8:54 pm So now we're arguing and he just threatened me with Tarn-- verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm Less dumb and more willfully dens— He's done WHAT? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *the dragon is still poofed out* Would it help if I made extra food and sent it over? *she's looking to Soundwave- even if she doesn't get to fight Unicron, she wants to help* Osmond 8:54 pm *is listening to both conversations, visor brightens when Prowl shouts* Chaoit 8:54 pm I...one question... Swervester 8:54 pm [flails hands] HE JUST SAID THAT I BETTER WATCH WHAT I SAY BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE HOLDING TARN'S LEASH NOW. verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm That's absurd! TARN was blackmailing HIM! Swervester 8:55 pm Apparently they're conjunx now, didn't you know. verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm WHAT?! Swervester 8:55 pm It's crazy, and I think it's another one of those multiverse things. But they're conjunx. verdigrisprowl 8:56 pm Well, OBVIOUSLY, but—any ONE of them— Chaoit 8:56 pm Is...is the Matrix the only thing that works on him? Osmond 8:56 pm Woah... I have been gone too long verdigrisprowl 8:56 pm If he DARES try to follow up on that threat, /you have my comm./ Swervester 8:56 pm I do. Chaoit 8:56 pm Because if that's true, my home is doomed Swervester 8:56 pm I already had Tarn trying to get into the bar before this! NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm [[You are welcome. If there are others you wish to safeguard, he will permit you use of the bridge. If there are too many for the building, they may stay below ground.]] *Pause. Think.* [[There are other things. A very few. Do you have an Allspark? Was it ever ejected from the planet?]] Swervester 8:56 pm And then he made me mad and I kind of forced him to drink a drink and chased him off by yelling at him to drink his drink which was a REALLY BAD IDEA in retrospect verdigrisprowl 8:56 pm WH— Primus below. Was it the one from that—awful Lost Light that you got stuck in the middle of? Swervester 8:57 pm One of the two Tarns there, yes. I think he's the Pharma from that Lost Light actually. verdigrisprowl 8:57 pm How did he get on the Lost Light? Why wasn't anybody DOING anything about it? Swervester 8:57 pm Honestly I have no idea. I know how the OTHER one got there, but that one. I think I scared Tarn by yelling at him to drink his drink. Swervester 8:58 pm Because he left and said he wasn't coming back. verdigrisprowl 8:58 pm Is not /Ultra Magnus/ still on that ship? Why is the DJD being allowed to wander around? Swervester 8:59 pm I've??? only spoken to that Mags once and honestly I have no idea. SCProwl 8:59 pm Huh. Swervester 8:59 pm I'm not sure he's even doing his job I blame their Megatron. verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm What about YOURS? How did he get on board YOUR ship? Swervester 8:59 pm I have no idea on that either. I haven't seen our Mags in forever either. Swervester 9:00 pm I think we slipped into each other's ships again verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm /Ugh./ verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm ... Why the hell didn't you poison him? Chaoit 9:00 pm I don't know. Most of our records went up when Iacon went down. Swervester 9:00 pm I was trying to with the drink. Fusion Cannon to the face would have dropped him on his ass if he'd have just DRANK the damn thing but he wouldn't drink it. verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm You had a fusion cannon? Swervester 9:01 pm It's a drink. Really really BIG drink. NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *Fingers twitching. That's no good.* verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm ... Maybe a smaller drink with a little more real poison. Chaoit 9:01 pm We've been trying to gather what we could from those that remember, but...not many do OmicronTheIceQueen 9:02 pm *big predacon comes in quietly, wings folded tightly so not to knock anyone over, finds a space to sit in* Swervester 9:02 pm [huffs] If he comes back I will, but he said he wasn't coming back because he didn't like the service. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *shakes head. can't believe you missed an opportunity to assassinate tarn.* Swervester 9:02 pm [can't believe he couldn't get him to drink an entire Megatron inspired drink tbh] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm *the dragon churrs at Icy. normally she'd come over, but Soundwave is in need of Dragon Assistance* verdigrisprowl 9:03 pm *that's fair* Osmond 9:03 pm *gently squeezes prowl's servo* Go easy OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm *deep vibrating purr back, letting racer use her back and tail as a slide, its all good* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *starts. oh, right, hand.* verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm *squeezes back. thanks. he probably needed to be told that.* Swervester 9:06 pm Why's he yelling at her OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm ?? Osmond 9:06 pm *Small chuckle. Always got your back, Prowl* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *tilts head watching, what did she miss* Osmond 9:07 pm Ooh they are handcuff together. Kinky. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm *Soundwave gives Ice Queen an absent nod and continues thinking.* [[If you do not know where it is, it will take too long to find out. The Matrix sounds as if it is nonfunctional... Have you any ability to wake Primus? Without that, the only other solution he knows is--]] *Is the Quintessa creature, and he is not sure he trusts her.* verdigrisprowl 9:07 pm That's completely inappropriate—making a suspect ride with a witness. verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm ((oh that was a damn clever camera trick)) Osmond 9:08 pm I don't they are doing /anything/ appropriately in this movie OmicronTheIceQueen 9:08 pm even when I was young no one had me riding with mechs when in stasis cuffs verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm ... That's fair. SCProwl 9:08 pm ((what'd they do? I switched tabs briefly verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm ((the camera was pointing in through the car window, and then apparently stopped following them and turned to watch as they drove away.)) Osmond 9:09 pm Now is your chance--- aha! Making a break for it SCProwl 9:10 pm ((oh very nice Chaoit 9:10 pm The Matrix from my timeline is missing. And...I don't know. I've only talked to his Avatars, nothing more, I don't think. Osmond 9:10 pm Primus, these are not good cops.... so that's helping them verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm At this point, I don't think they're legitimate cops. I think they're part of the enemy spy group. Osmond 9:11 pm Ouch, they aren't good spies either OmicronTheIceQueen 9:11 pm those snacks are making a lot of noise *snorts, watches racer but keeping him closer for now, unless anyone wants to see the sparkling/hatchling* verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm I feel extremely sorry for her. She's been sexually assaulted, kidnapped, and manhandled by this same man. NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[Agreed.]] Osmond 9:11 pm Aaannd... now might get shot by him? If I heard him right. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm Apparently. verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm ... He could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he'd hidden the original spy's body before he ran for it. Swervester 9:12 pm Sorry I got distracted yelling at Pharma again what'd I miss. NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm *Shaking his head. He is at a loss for what to do for Blaster. The problem with timelines attacked by Unicrons is that not many survive to be of help with information...* Osmond 9:12 pm "split up a find them" evidently means stand on the edge of a cliff Or not telling the first guy he saw that he killed someone Chaoit 9:13 pm -he's noticed. And he's hoping his isn't next- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm *growls at the screen* what's going on? SCProwl 9:14 pm Nothing good. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm Can Unicron be misled or misdirected? *the dragon doesn't know much about this, but she'd like to help* Could you convince him that the matrix is in, I don't know, somewhere else? Far away? Osmond 9:14 pm He is being aft and losing his processors NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[The avatar you are familiar with - can you summon them? Inform them? Perhaps if - mm.]] *That doesn't guarantee Primus will wake. Or even can.* [[An escape plan is all he can help with if that does not work.]] verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm I'm rooting for the enemy spies. The enemy spies aren't this guy. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[But he will help design it if it comes to that.]] Chaoit 9:14 pm I don't...You're familiar with Prophet and Harbringer? NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm [[Prophet, yes. Harbringer, no. Is that one?]] Chaoit 9:15 pm Yeah, he's the one I'm in contact with, the twins have more dealing with Prophet verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm Not knowing anything else about either side or what they're fighting for, I can't choose a faction based on their overall goals. So I'm choosing a side based on what I've seen of their agents. I don't like this guy. I'm against him. Chaoit 9:16 pm And an escape plan sounds like it might actually be needed Swervester 9:16 pm Oh, you're having Unicron problems too? NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm [[Speak with both, then. He will see what can be done about -- what do you MEAN,]] [][][]too?[][][] *EVEN MORE alarmed, if at all possible.* Swervester 9:17 pm Um. I mean, I don't actually know if it's true! But Rodimus got a messae this morning from Cybertron. Osmond 9:17 pm I mean... this guy gave a speech similar to Autobots but his behavior not acceptable Swervester 9:18 pm We're eaded to the coordinates to get the full story and figure out what 'Unicron destroyed Cybertron' actually means. verdigrisprowl 9:18 pm Decepticons can give speeches similar to Autobots too. Everyone thinks they're the good guys. NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm [[He WHAT.]] [[/WHAT./]] Swervester 9:18 pm That's what the message said! Osmond 9:18 pm Exactly *frowns* Swervester 9:18 pm But it didn't say anything else, so we're going to investigate,. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:18 pm .................whaaaaaaat???? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:18 pm *the dragon is more and more concerned. if you guys give her friend a heart- er, a spark attack, she /will/ have to hurt you* Swervester 9:19 pm For all we know, it's a prank in really bad taste. Chaoit 9:19 pm Oh. verdigrisprowl 9:19 pm ((jfc i was ignoring the unicron drama because i didn't want to get involved with a plot that can't be resolved by muse involvement and will end itself at a certain time)) Chaoit 9:19 pm Hopefully it is in poor taste Chaoit 9:20 pm It's....it's not fun verdigrisprowl 9:20 pm ((but now there's new unicron drama and if i react to this one it'll look like prowl has extremely selective hearing :,) whoops)) Swervester 9:20 pm //etfgbvgv lmao Chaoit 9:20 pm ((nope two unicron things of drama SCProwl 9:20 pm ((all the unicron drama Swervester 9:20 pm //it's ok he can just not hear it, or assume swerve's prank in bad taste possibility could be right and not react to it until swere confirms it is real Swervester 9:21 pm //which won't be until next week at minimum NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm *Soundwave rubs his crest with two fingers. He's not prepared for this. One Unicron approaching, another already successful - probably. What to do? What to do?* verdigrisprowl 9:21 pm ((prowl wouldn't make that assumption about unicron. i'll just have him not overhear it and get involved next week I suppose.)) Swervester 9:21 pm Personally I'm hoping it was someone doing a really bad prank for thus human Halloween thing. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:21 pm ((*shy wave* I have a Priestess of Primus side blog if anyone needs?)) NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm ((*price is right showhands icy's priestess* you heard it)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm ((and the dragon will throw down with unicron)) Swervester 9:22 pm //lmao SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm ((she will lose! but it will be glorious)) Swervester 9:22 pm I'd like to not fight evil gods. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm I'd fight evil gods. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:22 pm ((pffft)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:23 pm good, but sometimes unwise Chaoit 9:23 pm Same here, Swerve verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm ... Hey. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Exactly like Rodimus to run from responsibilities...]] verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm Why did this absolute idiot go to the sheriff that he SAW at the party of the person who tried to kill him? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:23 pm ((she just wants to fulfill her species' destiny. fight evil gods.)) Swervester 9:23 pm Hey.... Osmond 9:24 pm *Jazz looks over* yea? Wait which idiot-- oh she is going to... oh nevermind? I thought she was going to break her hand getting out of those cuffs. verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm The main character. That idiot. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:24 pm slender organic hands Osmond 9:24 pm Oh cause he thinks someone will believe he is innocent Osmond 9:25 pm Least that's my guess *shrugs* NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *He needs a moment to think about something else. Anything else. Just one moment. And there it is.* [[Slender mechanical hands.]] *Wiggles fingers.* SCProwl 9:25 pm She's been a better spy in the last few minutes than he has this entire movie. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *He's hard to keep cuffed properly too. As certain parties know.* verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm Yes, but why HIM? Why THAT sheriff? The one that he KNOWS is friend of the person that's an enemy spy? Swervester 9:25 pm You haave slenderman hands, Soundwave Osmond 9:26 pm I don't think he realized it because he is an idiot verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm ... I think you might be on to something. Swervester 9:26 pm Me or Jazz NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm ((i notice it's a Thing that the men in hitchcock movies act like the heroes but it's the ladies who solve things?? rear window, this...)) verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm *disgusted noise* Oh, don't act sweet to him now. Osmond 9:28 pm Oh, Prowl... she is going to fall in love with him NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[Then she's as much a fool as he is.]] verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm Even if he was telling the truth about being chased by enemy spies, he's still abused, insulted, and threatened her every step of the way. Chaoit 9:28 pm -just going to proceed to sink in his seat now- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm don't do that Swervester 9:28 pm Did he take the bed and make her sleep on an uncomfortable couch OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm flee NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm *....Stretches feeler all the way over to the bar, and then over to Blaster. Here. You could probably use this.* Osmond 9:29 pm *stifles a laugh* there you go, steal the blankets SCProwl 9:29 pm No. She chose to sleep on the couch. verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm He doesn't deserve the bed. Chaoit 9:29 pm -looks up, then takes the offered drink- Thanks. NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm *Nods.* [[More insults.]] verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm Even when she's on his side he's still cutting her down. Osmond 9:30 pm *agrees with Soundwave on this one* She supplied ALL the information OmicronTheIceQueen 9:30 pm don't yell at her Osmond 9:30 pm You don't /keep/ them verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm Oh, like she had the power to stop them! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm I saw a candle there. She could and perhaps should have set him on fire. Osmond 9:31 pm *hides face in free servo* Primus.... verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm Look at her, being useful again. Osmond 9:32 pm *uncovers face* They are corrupt too These enemy spies have an extensive network SCProwl 9:33 pm I'm inclined to believe everyone they've met is involved in this group. verdigrisprowl 9:33 pm *dryly* At this point, the only two people in the nation that aren't part of the conspiracy are him and her. They might as well just switch sides. NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm [[The talented ones always do.]] [[Have an extensive network.]] Osmond 9:33 pm *side eyes Soundwave with a smirk* oh don't I know NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm [[Indeed, you don't.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *If he had a tea he'd sip it.* Swervester 9:34 pm [hides face in hand] verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm You can whip them out and compare their lengths after the movie. *offer him a cup of that too, would you.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm *the dragon churrs- point for Soundwave!* NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *And that joke goes right over his non-sticky head. He'll pat the dragon, though.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm *isn't it nice to have a soft and devoted supporter* Osmond 9:34 pm *Jazz just smiles more* verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm I thought we'd see him again. Swervester 9:37 pm IS he hypnotized OmicronTheIceQueen 9:37 pm *blinks* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm ((...oh that makes more sense than what i thought)) ((welp)) verdigrisprowl 9:38 pm I'd suspect that he's pathologically incapable of not answering a question that he knows the answer to, but he didn't answer the question about... *what was the name.* ............ June South. Swervester 9:39 pm ...Is he still handcuffed NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm [[Oh, let go of her.]] verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm ... So the last ones weren't corrupt. They just didn't believe her and thought they could follow her to arrest a murderer. Osmond 9:39 pm Looks like NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm ((time marker: 10:00)) NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm ((i can tell time lmao)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm *the dragon stretches* I should be heading back. I hope everyone has a good evening. Thank you for having me, Soundwave! *carefully gives him a comforting bap. don't fight any evil gods without her.* NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm *He dips his head in a tiny bow. Wouldn't dream of it.* [[You are as welcome as ever, dragon.]] Swervester 9:41 pm //since i'm an hour ahead of you technically for me you were right the first time lmao NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm ((LOL)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:42 pm (([bye!)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:44 pm *Ice Queen chirps at soundwave, sense its been so long, is it okay for Racer to say hi before they go?* NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm *And now he will sit and stare at Prowl and Jazz. Because that's what you do. But with a brief nod to Ice Queen. It is.* Osmond 9:45 pm *Jazz looks at Soundwave, smiles* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:45 pm *chirps at her sparkling* NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Snaps a shot of Jazz and puts it on his visor. A smile back, in a sense.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm Racer *LIVES UP TO HIS NAME!* verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm *soundwave are you trying to reciprocate or intimidate* NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm *Little of A, little of B.* *Ah, the Predacon youngling.* [[Good evening, Racer. Still strong and healthy, he hopes?]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:47 pm Racer: !!!! *runs into and bounces off soundwave's couch, no dents on either side, but makes a slight vibration.* Ya! Osmond 9:48 pm *leans against Prowl briefly, looking at him* so you and Sounders an item, I hear? verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm *THE SCOWLIEST OF SCOWLS* NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[Hardheaded little thing.]] *Reaches down to offer a finger for shaking goodnight.* [[The couch will fear you.]] verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm ... You've been keeping up with the gossip back home, I see. NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *Oh nooooooooo. No no no. Damn it. This is going to spoil Prowl's mood.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:49 pm Racer: *bounces up, tries to puff up too, not really scary yet, but he puts a forepaw on the offered digit, and then licks it* Osmond 9:50 pm *that scowl makes Jazz laugh* Bits and pieces, just wanted to hear it from ya. Don't worry your processors over it. You trust me don't ya? NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm *It's fine. He'll pretend not to notice the conversation. It's easy to do that when you haven't got a visible face.* verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm Mmph. *that's a yes.* Chaoit 9:50 pm -don't mind him, he's just gone and squished into the seat, just listening- verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm ... Anyway, whatever you heard—half of it was probably wrong. Chaoit 9:51 pm -well, listening to the music- Osmond 9:51 pm Alright than relax Prowler, and yeah I figured. Sounded awfully /dramatic/ NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm *Huffs quietly and wipes his finger off on his leg when the hatchling is done.* [[He will not fear you yet, but perhaps some day. Now return to your creator, and go to learn from her.]] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm PFFF-- *claps a hand over his mouth* NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm *Still minding Blaster through one of the hidden overhead camera feeds.* verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm *muffled* Very dramatic. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Racer: *small kinda purring,, daaares to scoot the other way, staring at prowl. Wait for it....* Pbbbt! verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm *oh! his predacon friend is greeting him. hold on, he's got to take this.* Pbbbbt. Osmond 9:53 pm *oh! a predacon? little one too? Jazz is interested, watches* Swervester 9:53 pm [snickers quietly into his fingers] Chaoit 9:53 pm -he's good, just trying to think- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:53 pm Racer: =D!!! *scootscoot, licks the prowl leg nearest if it is down, and hops away so not to get kicked* NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm @B: [[Would you prefer the open space here, or the lounge upstairs? He is afraid the only actual spare rooms we have are for mechs much smaller than you. If you still intend to stay, that is. He will not blame you if you prefer a location with fewer...]] *Small hand motion.* [[Without him or any of his deployers.]] verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm *starts, but he's learned not to kick by now.* ... That's impolite. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:54 pm That's quiet polite thank you, he's not chewing on people anymore Osmond 9:54 pm Aww that might be normal for them tho' Maybe? Ah see no chewing verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm It's less impolite than chewing, but I still got licked. Osmond 9:55 pm It'll wash off verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm I'd rather not be touched. Chaoit 9:56 pm I'm...not sure. I'll be fine. I'm still a bit worried... OmicronTheIceQueen 9:56 pm Racer: Ya *pokes forked glossa out like a dork thank you* ch...chew is...fun. itch.. mawth itch-itchy. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm *oh! he's learned more words.* NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm [[Tires.]] *pause.* [[So Ravage claims.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:57 pm *proud dragon is Icy* NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *Actually, strips of tire is what /he/ does when a fang is being replaced, but shh.* verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm ((dawww. soundwave teething.)) Swervester 9:57 pm //lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 9:57 pm Honestly I think Racer's fangs are starting to harden for the first time NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm ((as tightly packed as they are, you bet there's pressure when another one grows in to replace a lost one)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm ((I bet!)) verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm ((soundwave the amount of teeth in your mouth is too damn high)) NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm ((said prowl never)) verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm ((ur rite)) Swervester 9:58 pm //lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm ((PFFFFT)) Chaoit 9:58 pm ((pfff OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm Racer: *sniffs at the new person on the couch, he's trying to steal time* NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm *Alas. Racer only has until the end of this song.* verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm *oh! introductions. introductions are polite.* Swervester 9:59 pm Mmm, I should probably head out. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm *Ice Queen gets up and shakes herself, gets ready to call hatchling* verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm Racer, this is Jazz. Jazz, this is Racer. NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[Goodnight, Swerve. Try to kill Tarn if you can.]] *Yes, he heard all that.* Swervester 9:59 pm I'll try. Night. verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm Good luck. Osmond 10:00 pm *Jazz wiggles digits at little hatchling* hello Racer OmicronTheIceQueen 10:00 pm RAcer: *GASP! that's a name that sounds easy for him to say* hiii! ga..gav... >C Jasssss!ssszzz jawzz. 😊 Osmond 10:01 pm Yea! You got it! Jazz. Put all the "zs" you want OmicronTheIceQueen 10:02 pm *big predacon gives a soft bark sound* Racer: *sits up to wave his forepaws at the three* jaawzzZZZZZZzzz'vave-'owl! *runs off * verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm Bye. Osmond 10:02 pm *waves back* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:03 pm *Picks up her hatchling in jaws and flicks a wing in good bye, heading to her ground bridge* (thank you for the stream even if I was really late!) NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm ((thank you for coming still!)) NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm *And then there were three-ish.* verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm *and then there were three-ish.* *... introductions are still polite. should he do introductions?* Did—I don't recall, did you two ever formally meet? Osmond 10:06 pm We chit-chatted maybe once or twice, nothing ever to count as a conversation. verdigrisprowl 10:06 pm Ah. Well. *intros covered, then.* Osmond 10:07 pm I'm one of Sounder's /favorite/ mecha NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm [[He sees you two have no honesty rules.]] Chaoit 10:08 pm -blinks and looks up. Should he leave the room?- verdigrisprowl 10:08 pm Hardly matters when the lie is that obvious. Osmond 10:08 pm Its called "sarcasm" NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm *That's up to Blaster. Soundwave's question from earlier still needs answering; Blaster can rest where he likes as soon as he tells Soundwave.* Osmond 10:09 pm *oh! didn't formally say hello so gives Blaster a little wave really quick* NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm [[Hmph.]] Chaoit 10:10 pm -waves back- Chaoit 10:11 pm Soundwave...if it's okay, do you mind if I stay in the lounge for the night? verdigrisprowl 10:11 pm Sarcasm, blatant lies, Vos, Vɑs. By the way, you're both more than welcome to save the snide one-upsmanship and verbal sneers until I'm out of the room. Osmond 10:12 pm *Jazz shrugs* I'll play nice NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm [[As you like. Rumble will bring you a spare berth from storage, a datapad with all of his data on Unicron, and a tarp if you require one. He will give the others orders not to bother you. Kindly return that last favor.]] *Soundwave lets the door to the second floor slide open.* NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm [[He will be... nice... if Jazz is.]] Chaoit 10:13 pm -nods- Thank you. I'll keep out of the way. -and getting up to leave the room now- Ah. Good night. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[Goodnight.]] Osmond 10:14 pm Night, Blaster! verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm *side look at Jazz* Don't be "nice" in a way that provokes an outburst so you can crow about being civil longer. *that goes for both of them, but Jazz is his top suspect on who'd start that nonsense.* NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm *Soundwave dislikes starting things. He just enjoys finishing them.* Osmond 10:15 pm *ouchies way to call him out but all the same Jazz nods* I won't I won't. I follow rules and order.... well. Well enough. verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *LAUGHS* NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Quickly* [[And no bugs, plants, or foreign objects of any kind left in your wake as you depart.]] *That's the other rule. That and nice.* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm We have different definitions of "well enough." Osmond 10:16 pm *is proud he was able to make Prowl laugh regardless of the reason* Osmond 10:17 pm I mean.... *tries to look innocent* Look the point is: I /will/ play nice, promise. Chaoit 10:17 pm ((and I'm out! g'night! NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm ((night!)) Osmond 10:17 pm (( night! verdigrisprowl 10:18 pm I'd appreciate it. Osmond 10:19 pm Any other rules? verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm The same courtesy is to be extended to his deployers. ... Unless they start it. Some of them would definitely start it. verdigrisprowl 10:20 pm I think that covers it. Osmond 10:20 pm Oh, like Rumble and the crew? Yeah, usually don't pick fights with them anyway. NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm *Must not say "Because they'd win." Mustn't. Being good. A proper respectable companion.* verdigrisprowl 10:21 pm ... But do me a favor and call Rumble "Ultra Magnus" sometime and tell me how he reacts. NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm *The tiniest huff.* Osmond 10:22 pm *looks between the two then slowly goes* oookay... sounds doable. verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *inordinately pleased* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Suspiciously non-protesty.* Osmond 10:23 pm You two are putting me up to something, and I'm not sure how I feel about it buuut I'm curious. NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm [[He would never do that.]] [[So, you're staying on the planet. He takes it you have heard of Prowl's new career?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *In other words: You know that if you even look at his apartment wrong Prowl is in a position to arrest you, yes?* Osmond 10:25 pm Oh yea! Yeah, I caught wind of it. *that'd be a fun game of cat and mouse* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *the veiled threat flies way over Prowl's head* *you can hear it whistling through the atmosphere as it escapes orbit, to plunk down on Luna Two* Osmond 10:26 pm So, so how's it going chief? verdigrisprowl 10:27 pm The official title is "captain." Since the force is so small right now, I was put in the smallest title that still fit my duties and everything above it was cut off the hierarchy, rather than putting me at the top of the hierarchy and leaving a gulf between my title and everyone else. *BUT THAT WASN'T WHAT JAZZ WAS ASKING.* It's—good. Exhausting. Satisfying. Osmond 10:28 pm *No it wasn't but honestly Jazz just goes with it, and sort of always expects Prowl to answer like that. It's a Prowl-like answer.* *and don't know if you can tell but Jazz is happy for him, and proud* verdigrisprowl 10:29 pm *can't tell, but sort of expects Jazz would be, so is operating on that assumption until he receives evidence to the contrary.* Osmond 10:30 pm That's great! Look at you, mech, I don't even know what to say, but I always had a feeling you'd make your way verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm *LOOKING EVERYWHERE BUT JAZZ now he's gonna get flustered.* Yes. Well. It's—not the position I would have chosen, but—I—can make a difference in it. That's what matters. Osmond 10:31 pm *Jazz smiles even more, again gently squeezing Prowl's servo but giving him the option to pull away if he wants or if it's too much* Yeah, exactly. That's what counts. Osmond 10:32 pm Making a difference. Plus I mean from here you can get to where you want. I mean you've always seemed to have a knack for that no matter what position you were in, but ya know. Anyway, simple response: good work, Prowler. verdigrisprowl 10:33 pm *jazz. please. please, jazz. that's a lot.* ... Thanks. verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *TOPIC SWITCH* I expect you don't want to come back to law enforcement? You—performed your duties satisfactorily when we were under Sentinel, but—well—that was under /Sentinel/. NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm [[He was under Sentinel as well?]] *THAT'S new.* Osmond 10:34 pm Yea, but that's old news we don't need to worry about. If that's cool with you? verdigrisprowl 10:35 pm It's where we met. Anyway—old news aside, question still stands. NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm *......Hmm.* [[Of course.]] *Holds his hands up. No harm meant, new information acquired. He's pleased with it as is.* Osmond 10:36 pm I mean if there is a job opening I don't see why not. Though... now it's under Starscream ain't it? Don't know if that's /much/ better. What would you want me doing? Beat cop? Osmond 10:37 pm *nods to Soundwave* Thanks, mech verdigrisprowl 10:37 pm Starscream's in charge of Cybertron, but he's not in charge of the police. I am. And I intend to keep it that way. Osmond 10:37 pm Ah, well that's more appealing then. verdigrisprowl 10:38 pm We have quite a few job openings, actually. New cops start as beat cops, but with time and experience—prior or new—it'll be possible to transfer into positions that suit your skills and inclinations better. /If/ that interests you. verdigrisprowl 10:39 pm I know you'd like to get back into music. I don't want to pull you away from that. Osmond 10:40 pm How about this: I'll think on it? I'm interested in both honestly. Music is... well ya know, a love of mine. But having more of a purpose would be nice. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm *Tries not to look offended. Looks offended anyway. Says nothing. Trying to be quiet and let them talk.* verdigrisprowl 10:41 pm *nod* I'll send you a link to our application. Osmond 10:42 pm Sweet, I'll be sure to check it out verdigrisprowl 10:42 pm *and watch that unintended insult sail over Prowl's head too. this one lands on Luna One. There it goes, off into space* verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm Good. *......... and he's running out of things to say. help, jazz, you're the one that's good at talking* Osmond 10:45 pm (( lmao Jazz is good at talking, but holy gracious am I drawing a blank )) NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm ((well, y'all DID get interrupted in the middle of making prowl groan at gossip columns earlier lmao)) Osmond 10:46 pm (( truuue. also can Jazz tell Soundwave is looking upset? I'm figuring not cause he hasn't interacted with him that much, but idk)) (( just asking cause that's definitely something Jazz might consider pointing out too)) NoodlesAtNight 10:48 pm ((he's sat up straighter, is pulled tighter together, and probably had several scratchy red lines appear and disappear on his visor, if that helps)) Osmond 10:49 pm *jazz senses a disturbance in the atmosphere but can't /quite/ place it. Glances towards Soundwave* So Soundwave, any updates for you? New jobs? Same old same old? NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[As if he would allow himself to stagnate. He is the head of Iacon's intelligence department, recently assisted in curing a ship filled with sparkeaters, rescued several protoforms, did battle with two chaos gods, and uncovered a musician who does not understand his own art.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm *Folds his hands on his lap.* [[And, of course, became Prowl's amica. As one does.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm *It's not one-upsmanship if he's telling the truth when asked.* Osmond 10:54 pm *small low whistle, well color himself impressed* That's quite the resume, and pretty cool too. Heard about the protoform stuff I think, but-- *waits... that feels like a jab. That addition feels like a jab* verdigrisprowl 10:55 pm *slow blink* Wait���/two/ chaos gods? Did I forget one or are we counting the— *pantomimes a banana shape* NoodlesAtNight 10:55 pm *The addition isn't the jab. The addition is there to hide the actual jab.* [[We are counting the]] *Mimics the pantomime.* verdigrisprowl 10:56 pm Huh. I thought that one was more a wild force of nature than a /god/. Is—is it /sentient/? Osmond 10:56 pm *yup, and Jazz didn't miss but won't comment... yet.* Osmond 10:57 pm Wait... can I can the favor of y'all filling me in? You fought a chaos god and possible sentient banana? verdigrisprowl 10:57 pm Not an organic one. *as though that makes it better.* Osmond 10:57 pm Right okay, need a little more than that, please. NoodlesAtNight 10:58 pm [[The being he spoke to about it thought it might be an 'Old One'. He has heard the term applied to gods of sorts. He will count it, sentient or not.]] verdigrisprowl 10:59 pm I'm counting it as an old banana. *turns to Jazz to explain. opens mouth.* ... *shuts mouth.* ... It was weird. *that's, apparently, his explanation.* Osmond 11:00 pm *pauses to wait for Prowl's explanation, and nods* Sounds like it NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm [[And it is difficult to explain. One's vocalizer - or mind - tends to ░▒▓▒▓▓░]] [[...Case in point.]] verdigrisprowl 11:00 pm *winces* NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm [[Apologies.]] *To Prowl, specifically.* Osmond 11:01 pm Ouch yeah verdigrisprowl 11:01 pm Let's—maybe not—with the chaos gods, right now. NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[Yes. He has enough of that on his mind lately. Another topic.]] verdigrisprowl 11:02 pm *gives Jazz an apologetic look. ... his apologetic look is kind of just a look, but still.* Another time. Osmond 11:02 pm Alright, sounds fair to me *don't worry about it, nothing to apologize for. another time works for him* Well how about you Soundwave: you got a topic you want to discuss? Osmond 11:03 pm Or I can go through some of the old gossip columns to find something interesting... or just spin the bottle and whatever topic it lands on we discuss. NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[.../Which/ gossip columns.]] verdigrisprowl 11:05 pm *if Soundwave hadn't asked, Prowl would have.* NoodlesAtNight 11:05 pm *Great minds.* Osmond 11:05 pm I mean there are a few to choose from... *takes moment to think about it* there is like fix up your newly rebuild home, best bars to go to, Soundwave declaring his love for a certain enforcer... you know, gossip. verdigrisprowl 11:06 pm *dryly* I hope you were more subtle than that when you were digging for intel in the field. *he is VALIANTLY concealing his internal fluster* Osmond 11:07 pm Oh, way more subtle. NoodlesAtNight 11:08 pm [[Have ex-Constructicons on your team, his own, and he is not ashamed of the truth behind his poor choice of revelation. If you have an actual question, ask it; otherwise, do not mock him.]] *So patient and steady. So much.* verdigrisprowl 11:09 pm *wow the ceiling sure is interesting tonight* Osmond 11:10 pm Ah, my bad, tender spot. I ain't mocking ya for loving Prowl, assuming you do. I'm just curious how much truth was behind all of it verdigrisprowl 11:10 pm There's nothing to assume. NoodlesAtNight 11:10 pm *It sure is. There's a Blaster on top of it. That never happens.* Osmond 11:11 pm Alright. *holds up servo, no harm meant. apologies* verdigrisprowl 11:11 pm ... The bits about, er, proposing conjugation—and my rejecting it—were false. Osmond 11:13 pm Those were the parts: so all of that is false or just reverse? Such as did propose, you said yes. Or didn't propose, you never had to reject it because it never happened For the record: I'm only /asking/ I'm not looking for an angle here. NoodlesAtNight 11:17 pm [[...For Prowl's sake, he will choose to believe you this once.]]

[[He is disinterested in conjugation and did not propose. As such, there was nothing to reject. Merely a socially ill-advised, highly unexpected public announcement and an appropriate reaction.]] verdigrisprowl 11:17 pm ... The parts about me yelling were true. NoodlesAtNight 11:17 pm [[An appropriate reaction, as he said.]] Osmond 11:18 pm Ahhh, gotcha. *pauses at what Prowl said* yeah that's fair, and get it verdigrisprowl 11:19 pm Anyway, we were—and still are—already amicae. Conjugation was never on the table. NoodlesAtNight 11:20 pm [[Indeed.]]

[[You should know as well as he does that gossip columns are prone to exaggeration. Starscream wears his crown to bed every night; Drift holds seances looking for the ghosts of other Rodimuses; the music scene has hit an all time low since your disappearance. Things of that nature.]] verdigrisprowl 11:21 pm Soundwave. *that sounded like a jab.* Osmond 11:22 pm I hear ya *nods understandingly to Prowl, but tenses at Soundwave's jab* NoodlesAtNight 11:22 pm [[What? Sky-Byte has performed many quality duets since then. He's listened to several.]] verdigrisprowl 11:22 pm /Soundwave./ Osmond 11:23 pm I imagine he has. He is a talented musician. *acting like he isn't bothered or getting tense* NoodlesAtNight 11:24 pm [[He sees no reason for Jazz to take offense at his opinion. He himself stated that he thinks music has no great purpose.]] verdigrisprowl 11:24 pm *opens mouth; pauses; looks at Jazz* YOU started it. Osmond 11:25 pm Me? *points to himself* How did I start this exactly? verdigrisprowl 11:26 pm No. I'm not mediating. Air grievances. Both of you. Politely. Osmond 11:27 pm Excuse---? *looks at Soundwave* Okay. Fine, sure. Go for it. You got the green light. NoodlesAtNight 11:36 pm [[Very well. You said]] [][][]assuming you do[][][], [[which insulted his]] *Pointing at Prowl* [[intelligence and devotion to the greater good by insinuating that Prowl would not only become amica to but tolerate and reciprocate the affections of someone like him despite having insufficient evidence of their sincerity - and did so in front of him, no less.]]

[[Secondly, you sit /in his nightclub/ and have the audacity to not only imply that music has little purpose, but the gall to call yourself a musician in the same breath. Music is /full/ of purpose. Few things do what it does, or as much, let alone with so little material. It is one of the greatest connectors. It feeds and soothes the spark and mind when all else is lost. It changes war tides, mends what is broken, tells of the past, sends messages, banishes loneliness--]] *Folds his arms. Sits up straight.* [[How /dare/ you sit before him and say such a thing.]] [[Why do you think he /owns/ this building?]] *Hmph. He gestures to Jazz. Go.* verdigrisprowl 11:38 pm *oh wow okay Prowl hadn't even expected Soundwave to squeeze a defense of /him/ in there. The ceiling is looking mighty interesting again.* NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm ((for the record, i am absolutely pleased with your jazz and in no way want soundwave being a cranky old thing to make you run away)) Osmond 11:39 pm (( I appreciate you saying that! but in a weird way Jazz /really/ needed to hear all that )) (( jazz is the lost, cranky one here )) Osmond 11:41 pm (( and returning comment for the record, I greatly enjoy your soundwave!)) *Jazz just stands there for a second with an unreadable expression.* ........ NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm ((<3 thank ye!)) Osmond 11:42 pm *then covers face as he begins to laugh into it. It's not a happy laugh, nor a sad one but somewhere lost in between.* NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Leans back a little, confused. What - what is that. Is that laughing? Why is it laughing? What.* verdigrisprowl 11:43 pm *STARES at Jazz. has no idea what kind of laugh that is, so is pretty confident he's just laughing at Soundwave.* NoodlesAtNight 11:43 pm *Defensively* [[He does not know what this is. He did nothing else to Jazz. You have his word.]] Osmond 11:44 pm *finally gets himself under control, and is staring up at the ceiling* Primus... it took you of all mecha in this universe to strike any sort of with me. That's a bit... ironic don't ya think? *Looks at Soundwave* NoodlesAtNight 11:45 pm *Turns his head enough that if his optics were visible he'd be giving Jazz a mighty side-eye. He's not sure what Jazz is talking about, but he's listening, albeit somewhat suspiciously.* verdigrisprowl 11:46 pm *oh—oh, never mind, they're having a Moment. A... nemesis respect moment, thing. Prowl's heard about these.* Osmond 11:46 pm Primus, I've been such a... *shakes helm* Phew. Heh... Look, I got to hand it to somebot when they are right: and Soundwave you are right. NoodlesAtNight 11:47 pm *Cuts that soundbyte out and saves it with the songs, Prowl's smiles and laughter, the best of the deployer antics, and a few other things.* [[What do you mean.]] Osmond 11:48 pm *holds his servo up slightly, just wait a second* Prowl, mech, I didn't mean to insult ya. Slight of glossa, and I should know ya better than that. Soundwave, got to be honest, I don't know you so I don't know your habits, your angles, or trends except in battle. We ain't in battle. We both care for Prowl... so I should trust that if Prowl is with ya there is a logical reason at the very least. Osmond 11:49 pm So, Prowl, will you accept my formal apology for unintentionally insulting you? verdigrisprowl 11:49 pm For what it's worth, I was more insulted on Soundwave's behalf than my own. verdigrisprowl 11:50 pm *... which means they were both insulted on each other's behalf. which makes Prowl feel some kind of way.* Osmond 11:51 pm Which leads me to the second part of the first part *looks at Soundwave* Look, I'm sorry for old...grudges and distrust for getting in the way, or what have you. I'm sorry for it. NoodlesAtNight 11:52 pm [[....Hmm.]] *He nods, but doesn't think much else yet. He's guilty of that too, and he's not perfectly convinced he shouldn't. But this is - odd. Nice, in its own way.* [[Go on.]] Osmond 11:54 pm Second part: is the music. Mech, you are quoting my words right back at me. Music is everything. Music has kept me from the edge, and spent me over it in the most amazing ways. It was my style, ya dig? It's what kept morale up, or kept the night young. And.... I don't know. I lost that when... I started slipping into other things, and ran away from it all. Heh, I've always said if you are going to do something do it with /your/ style, and scrap, did I fuck that up. Osmond 11:55 pm Side note *looks around the place* sweet kicks. Bet it gets /amazing/ acoustic too. NoodlesAtNight 11:56 pm *NOW he puffs up in the good way, sitting tall but loosely. The proud way.* [[You have no idea.]] verdigrisprowl 11:56 pm *mutters* The speaker system can really bring the house down.

SCProwl 7:49 pm That doesn't sound like the Pharma I know of at all. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:49 pm You should have bitten him. That was extraordinarily rude of him. *high-metabolic lifeform culture thing, there- unless it's Literally Poisoned, the food is tasty and you're grateful for it. the chef COULD just leave you to starve, after all.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:50 pm Bird? Swervester 7:50 pm Your Pharma might be a decent mech but mine's a two bit hack medic who totally deserved to be taken over by an evil god. SCProwl 7:50 pm *is one of these drinks Smokescreen left here for her, Prowl will wait until he comes back to ask* NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm [[Not tonight. She is deep in recharge. An extended mission kept her up for too long.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:50 pm :V MedicalMurdersaurus 7:51 pm Me Swoop WANT to Bird : < opatoes 7:51 pm /Smokescreen starts to phase into a wall, turning it off for now to crawl-walk over to Soundwave./ Psst. Psst, Soundwave, I brought yous the goods. You ready for 'em? SCProwl 7:51 pm Pity. He's a well respected medic here. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:52 pm Oh! This Pink Panther Swervester 7:52 pm Wanna trade? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:52 pm Us do Pink Panther, Soundwave? : > Him RAVAGE can pink panther keheheh SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:52 pm ...He's rude and probably deserves to be locked out in a blizzard from what I've heard, but taken over by an evil god? SCProwl 7:52 pm No, though perhaps yours could learn a few things from ours. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:52 pm That seems harsh. NoodlesAtNight 7:52 pm *Soundwave thinks Smokescreen's seen one too many cheesy spy movies. He plays along anyway, leaning back casually and turning his head just so.* [[The drinks are at the bar. Leave the package there. Tell no-one.]] Swervester 7:53 pm [snorts] Ours has an ego, he wouldn't learn anything from yours. NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm *Something crackles overhead - a PA system, perhaps.* =NOT pink.= *It crackles off again.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm KHEHEHHHEHEHEEHEH SCProwl 7:53 pm No, I suppose not. Well, if you're able to prove the work is yours, the problem should be easily solved, yes? Swervester 7:54 pm He says it's his because I translated his extremely bad notes. opatoes 7:55 pm You got it, boss. /Smokescreen's subtly pulling the music disc out of his chassis via phase shifter, casually leaving it on the couch and tipping an imaginary hat before going to grab another drink and sit with Prowl again./ SCProwl 7:55 pm *there are now three drinks on this table, Smokescreen* opatoes 7:55 pm /Oops/ opatoes 7:55 pm Prowl! It's good to see you! I got a drink for you. Swervester 7:56 pm [is he thirsty] SCProwl 7:56 pm *Prowl just thinks Smokescreen is expecting someone else* NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *Soundwave sweeps it close with a feeler and casually slides it into a subspace pocket.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:57 pm *the dragon finds somewhere to perch that isn't in anyone's way- unless Whirl shows up, or if the movie starts and Boyfriend Prowl and Boyfriend Tarantulas still haven't shown, she'll just hang here* Today SCProwl 7:57 pm *Prowl finally takes the drink that's the lowest grade energon* His notes on your work or something else? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:57 pm *twists back and forth, letting his arms and wings hang limply so they flop across his torso, back and forth back and forth -- can't anyone see how much this isn't what he wants to do right now? SIGH* NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm *Soundwave pats the arm of the couch next to him. If the dragon wishes to sit here, she may.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 7:59 pm *fwoosh. there is now a dragon.* Swervester 7:59 pm His notes. But they were completely nonsensical until I translated them, and even then what he had made *no sense* at all until I went through them, and what did make sense was just a bunch of hypothetical scenarios that would be accepted as shoddy science at best, in Percy's professional opinion. NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm ((get your snacks and stuff; we start in 10)) opatoes 7:59 pm ((eggs is in my lap i cant get snacks ever again ;; Swervester 8:00 pm //lmao rip u opatoes 8:00 pm ((but also lucky me Swervester 8:00 pm Also he seems to think that metallurgy is a fancy way of saying medicine, so I think it's confirmed he's an idiot. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:00 pm *starts meandering around, hoping for a way to entertain himself until Bird wakes up* NoodlesAtNight 8:00 pm [[Swoop. If you have energy to burn, go play the dancing game in the corner.]] opatoes 8:00 pm Wait- wait, dancing game? Which game, Soundwave? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:00 pm What game? SCProwl 8:01 pm ...even I know better than that and I haven't studied science in eons. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:01 pm *snickers* Me Swoop know THIS song! This Mission Impossible. NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm [[Arcade reproduced one of the Earth dancing games with arrows some time ago.]] Swervester 8:01 pm Oh, DDR! opatoes 8:01 pm OH! DDR? Soundwave, I didn't know you had that all this time! Swoop, Swoop, I bet one shanix I can beat you in DDR! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm THIS Austin Powers song! NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm [[Yes. He and one of the regulars]] Jazz. It's a Jazz. [[regularly fight over the top score spot.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm OH! Me Swoop see *bounces* Him Spike and Her Carly do DANCE game! Me Swoop want to play! You show how to play! opatoes 8:02 pm Well- I'll have to see about making the top scores sometime and beat both of you. NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm [[Feel free to try. Swoop needs a demonstration anyway.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:03 pm Show me! NoodlesAtNight 8:03 pm *Soundwave glances at Swerve.* [[How do you know that game? Haven't you been Questing?]] Swervester 8:03 pm Bluestreak! He knows a lot about Earth stuff! He gave me all sorts of shows to watch and documentaries and things. opatoes 8:03 pm Sure! /Smokescreen's practically bouncing over to the DDR machine, and is starting up Beethoven Virus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CL_5ygf6fE / Swervester 8:04 pm DDR was in some of them with arcades. SCProwl 8:04 pm Soundwave? Could I have a video feed if they're going to play? NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm [[You may. One moment.]] *He'll link her to.... that one. There we are.* SCProwl 8:05 pm *yes good thank you, have a grateful ping* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *leans up against the bar behind Smokescreen and watches with the biggest shiteating grin, optics darting around* NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm [[Are there any things you would recommend from Bluestreak's offerings?]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *he gets it* opatoes 8:05 pm /And Smokescreen's pretty good! He's probably not going to make a top score, but he's getting most of the arrows and is getting really, really into it!/ NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *Holds a hand out. Does the dragon accept skritches? He isn't sure. It might be a thing like with Ravage - feels nice, like a back scratch, but too much like being a pet most times.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:06 pm *leans on his toes, taps his foot to the side, and generally makes little movements while he's locked on to what the screen is showing* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:06 pm *the dragon accepts skritches gladly! grooming is a social bonding activity, but she understands that Soundwave wouldn't enjoy being licked. skritches are fine with her.* NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm *Well. He would, but not by the dragon. Ahem. So, about those skritches - can do. Good small claws for that.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:07 pm *being thirsty for the boyfriends is extremely valid* verdigrisprowl 8:08 pm *appears; takes usual seat* NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *Soundwave huffs to himself. Prowl. He was stretched across the couch. You're sitting on his shins.* SCProwl 8:08 pm *ah, the arrows go along with the beat of the song* verdigrisprowl 8:08 pm *so he is.* *so. he. is.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:08 pm ((can I just ask, what is the "20 minute after-credit rule" NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *...Very well.* Swervester 8:09 pm Uhh. Hm. Depends. A lot of what he's given me is anime and nature documentaries. And history ones. opatoes 8:09 pm Swoop, Swoop- you ready to play against me? Like, 100% ready? Swervester 8:09 pm So if you like those, then I can reccomend them. NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm ((basically once the credits roll i give a time marker of 20 minutes from then; that's the end of the public part of stream and pretty much everyone needs to be gone by that time)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Me Swoop going to DESTROY You : > NoodlesAtNight 8:09 pm ((stragglers get bridged with no dodging)) opatoes 8:09 pm You can try! thebestdecepticonleader 8:09 pm ((ah okay, that makes sense)) opatoes 8:10 pm I'll let you pick the song, Swoop. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[He and Ravage enjoy nature documentaries. He'd like that.]] Chaoit 8:10 pm -don't mind Blaster. He's going to wander in, looking a bit more dazed than normal- Swervester 8:10 pm Oooh. Then yeah I'll put together a list and send it to you later once I see what I got! MedicalMurdersaurus 8:10 pm *flips himself over the bar instead of walking around* Uh, whatever! opatoes 8:10 pm /Smokescreen's doing a few leg stretches while he waits!/ Swervester 8:10 pm Hi Blaster. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm *Soundwave nods to those coming in, gives Prowl a combination of greeting and affection pings, and changes the projector. It's time.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:10 pm *the dragon chuffs, and then tries to stifle it.* Should I move? *she doesn't want to get in the way of anything.* opatoes 8:11 pm Wait- oh, okay! Come here and I'll pick a random song, then. Hope you're ready for that, Swoop! NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[No, no, you're fine.]] *Prowl isn't on that side of the couch. Just Soundwave's arm, and he's fine with the dragon being there.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:11 pm Kay! Chaoit 8:11 pm Huh? Oh. Hi, Swerve. NoodlesAtNight 8:12 pm ((there are no captions unfortunately, so turn your sound up. and now, warnings, however small compared to recently: death, nonconsensual kiss, off-screen spousal abuse, general misogyny/mistreatment of one of the ladies. probably not too much else but it's from the 30s so just be warned)) Swervester 8:13 pm Oh, this is one of those black and white films. Osmond 8:14 pm *Jazz slips into the room with a smirk* A classic one too. opatoes 8:14 pm /Smokescreen lets the game pick, and they get this song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTxyZvFS7XA / Swervester 8:14 pm [jumps] NoodlesAtNight 8:14 pm [[Yes. He considered the version in color, but the human critics claimed it was terrib--]] *SNAPS ALERT* Chaoit 8:14 pm -drops onto a seat nearest to where he's standing- thebestdecepticonleader 8:14 pm Did the human world only get colour recently? I wonder what that was like... opatoes 8:14 pm No, Starry- they just didn't have the stuff to process color. thebestdecepticonleader 8:14 pm Oh... well now I feel dumb opatoes 8:14 pm Don't trust these guys on that. /And he's back to DDR!/ verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm *considering that prowl is sitting on soundwave's shins, the snap alert gets his attention right quick. what's going on, are they under attack. looks around??* NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm *It's... it's a Jazz. Of course. Of course the universe would do this to him on a good spy movie night. This must be multiversal payback for that human he blackmailed.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:15 pm Not as dumb as them though Swervester 8:15 pm OH. Jazz???? Hi. Osmond 8:15 pm Heya mechs, hows it shakin tonight? SCProwl 8:15 pm *ah, a Jazz, nothing awkward about that* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm *doesn't do half bad to start with, though he glances at his feet to see how hard he needs to stop and is clearly getting used to where things are* verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm *Oh! It's a Jazz! And on a spy movie night. What great luck.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm *got it now* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm *the dragon looks over at Soundwave. /Her/ friend can do more than 50 facts a night.* Osmond 8:16 pm *salutes everyone before looking for a seat to park it* verdigrisprowl 8:16 pm *... WHICH Jazz is it? It LOOKS like Prowl's Jazz, but, considering the alternates out in the multiverse...* NoodlesAtNight 8:16 pm *Indeed. Soundwave does 50 facts for a light snack between 200 more facts.* opatoes 8:16 pm My legs are shaking tonight! /He's doing DDR with Swoop, and he's doing a pretty good job! He's good on his feet./ MedicalMurdersaurus 8:16 pm That too slow! You Smokescreen pick a HARD thing! Do a good one. verdigrisprowl 8:16 pm *experimentally, sends a short-range greeting ping on his Jazz's frequency.* Swervester 8:17 pm [he has no idea if he knows this Jazz. There's a lot of Jazzes and he's yet to run into his own.] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm *Soundwave is amazing and you can't change her mind* Osmond 8:17 pm *A greeting ping is sent back to you Prowl. You are in luck, it's your Jazz.* opatoes 8:17 pm A hard thing? You got it, Swoop! /This time, he goes with this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa27xS6_14A / verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm *!!!* Osmond 8:18 pm *sits on an available chair casually* verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm *sorry Soundwave he's gone, he'll be back later.* Where in the universe have you been? *apparently that's how he says hi* Osmond 8:18 pm Ahhh a good bar fight? thebestdecepticonleader 8:19 pm Wow, humans start fights over nothing Swervester 8:19 pm Are they fighting? NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm *Soundwave isn't going to change her mind at all. He's just going to give her head one more skritch and -- oh, what's this? Leaving him for the fiend? Betrayal! Betrayal and sparkache! But absolutely expected.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:19 pm *is MARKEDLY better this time, especially once he finds the pattern, just killing it by the end of the song* Swervester 8:19 pm //do i know this jazz lmao SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm *skritch her soft head, Soundwave. it will heal your broken spark.* NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[Forward, isn't she.]] Osmond 8:20 pm *looks at Prowl, mildly surprised and grins sheepishly* Where in the universe haven't I been? opatoes 8:20 pm /NICE Smokescreen and Swoop practically nail the song! Once it ends, Smokescreen's offering his servo over to Swoop. Smokescreen's got a lot of experience with this game, but playing doubles with another bot is really fun!/ You up for one more? verdigrisprowl 8:20 pm For starters, Cybertron. OUR Cybertron, at least. SCProwl 8:20 pm *more interested in Swoop and Smokescreen's game for the moment* NoodlesAtNight 8:20 pm *Skritch skritch.* [[Are you in the mood for a meal? We acquired another, er - a little--]] *He makes the shape of a stick of butter with his fingers.* [[When getting another round of fuel for the beast upstairs.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:21 pm Is he taking her home? Without even knowing her name before she gets through his front door? NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm [[He's forward, too.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:21 pm Keh! *stretches up to his best fite me grin* YAH! Again! Do a REALLY REALLY hard one! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:21 pm *the dragon tilts her head- she saw butter for the first time in a churn, and has no idea what Soundwave means* I'm always in the mood for a meal. *she is! she burns a lot of calories being a dragon.* thebestdecepticonleader 8:22 pm Is he a murderer? No one else is that forward Osmond 8:22 pm Fair point. I... *looks away* needed to get away. To move, to do something with myself. Oh-- nice look. You changed again. NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm [[As you like.]] *He'll fetch that from the chiller where the coldest energon mixes are kept. The tendrils don't squash it in the slightest.* [[Here. The beast won't eat it. It keeps to fruits.]] *...Wait. "You changed again." Does this Jazz know Prowl? Hmm. Something to keep eavesdropping on.* opatoes 8:23 pm You sure, Swoop? You got it! I'm gonna go wiiiith- Valkyrie Dimension Challenge, I think! /And that's just the one he goes with! This time, not the doubles version, either! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bk9pytacd4 / verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm ... Changed back, that's all. *gestures next to Jazz.* May I...? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm *oh! oh, it's... it's the butter! she recognizes this!* Thank you! *she's going to grab it in her little raccoon hands and chow down. this is not how butter is eaten, but here we are.* Osmond 8:24 pm *Looks over and smiles* Of course, you don't need to ask with me. NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm *Well, she doesn't know, and neither does he, so no judgments.* [[She trusts him very quickly.]] Swervester 8:24 pm Do humans talk like this for real NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm [[Yes. He's heard these accents before.]] Osmond 8:25 pm I need to remember that line, "I prefer the word agent better" MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm *is momentarily too antsy at the start because it sounds slow to him, but immediately gets in the zone what it picks up and starts knocking it out of the part, totally locked on to the screen* NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[Spy is superior.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm *huff. sits.* So. Has it helped? Moving around? NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm *He wanted the agent line, damn it.* Swervester 8:25 pm Is that a block of bread I thought bread was already sliced? Osmond 8:26 pm *Spy superior? Ah Soundwave, you never change do you* NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm [[Perhaps his is a factory defect.]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm Is he using a cooking knife for stabbing is my question. That's unsanitary. Osmond 8:26 pm Guess so yeah, moving did help but then I decided it wasn't enough I don't like being alone much, Prowler opatoes 8:26 pm /Smokescreen's warmed up by now, and with the amount of experience he has, practically nails the song! Of course, afterwards, he's sliding to the ground, fans trying to cool him down after that particular workout./ Too slow for you, Swoop? thebestdecepticonleader 8:26 pm Maybe she's the murderer... I mean, why else would she go to his house? Osmond 8:27 pm Well if she is a spy, good chance she is a murder too verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm *the corner of his mouth twitches.* I know. NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[She could well have poisoned the food while he looked outside. But it would make no sense. He is hardly anyone important.]] verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm So. Are you coming back? Or is this just a visit? NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm *Is that a dig at him. Is that spy comment a dig. It is. He knows it is.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm *flicks his wings out and holds himself stiller than usual, optics a touch bright but perfectly fine* Me Swoop am Dinobot. Way tougher than You! Osmond 8:28 pm Which would you prefer? *winks playfully* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm If she got the right leverage, she could push him right out the- oh dear. NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[...How did they get her?]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:28 pm A lot less subtle than I was expecting... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm Through the window. Swervester 8:28 pm ... What just happened SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:29 pm That would be my guess. verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm *HUFF.* Well. You're not much use to Cybertron when you're not on it, are you? Osmond 8:29 pm They were a better spy obviously NoodlesAtNight 8:29 pm [[They'll have thrown it very strongly to get it through the glass and into her back from the street.]] opatoes 8:29 pm Really, Swoop? I don't know about that. I bet I could wrestle you! /He's saying as he's laying on the dance pad/ Osmond 8:30 pm *laughs at Prowl's answer* No I suppose not, but to not dance around: yeah I was thinking of staying SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm ...It looked like there was a wind blowing through the curtains in the shot before she was stabbed. I thought someone might have simply climbed in. verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm If they were that good a spy, they wouldn't have left her clutching a map. NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[Hm. That is fair.]] *Nods to the dragon.* Osmond 8:30 pm Ah, true, unless they WANTED them to get the map A plot thebestdecepticonleader 8:30 pm Maybe the spy left the map as a decoy NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm *He forgets humans can do that sometimes. Most of them never leave the ground if they can help it.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:30 pm *errupts in a much sharper laugh than usual* Me Swoop KILL You! Keheheh! NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm [[NO KILLING INSIDE.]] verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm True. And possible. They also didn't exactly do much to conceal her murder. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:31 pm *well, she /is/ a dragon. she thinks three-dimensionally* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:31 pm *grins wider and narrows his optics* NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[If you must kill someone, do it outside where he isn't responsible for it, and run very quickly from the police presently here.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:31 pm Maybe the murder was meant to scare someone? verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm *starts; looks at Soundwave. Why shout. mindshout.* Osmond 8:31 pm Maybe to get him all on edge and moving. verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm Better yet, don't kill someone at all. opatoes 8:31 pm Haha- you wanna bet? I've fought a Soundwave before! And won! Also, I'm just really hard to kill in general. Osmond 8:32 pm Or flip side: kill all witnesses Swervester 8:32 pm I'd liike to not di thanks. Chaoit 8:32 pm ...... SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:32 pm If you kill me, I /will/ haunt you. verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm ... We're the witnesses, Jazz. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *is legitimately getting excited to tear someone's limbs off for fun and flares his wings out a bit* Swervester 8:32 pm I'm trying to prove Pharma wrong and dying gets in the way. NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm @P: [[His apologies. It's hard to secure Swoop's attention with a fight in the wings.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *amicable limb removal* verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm @S «Fair enough.» MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *cheerful ass whooping* Osmond 8:32 pm Ah, well guess that won't work now will it? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm You wanna go? verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm I think not. thebestdecepticonleader 8:33 pm Is Pharma a mnemosurgeon? Swervester 8:33 pm No. opatoes 8:33 pm But yeah, I don't want to get in trouble, Swoop- or possibly die today, I guess- so maybe we can fight another time! Chaoit 8:33 pm Yeah, can we keep murder to the movie? NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm [[Is there anything that would make proving Pharma wrong easier? Papers? Recorded testimonials?]] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:33 pm Locking him out in a blizzard until he apologizes to you? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm *goes from a face splitting grin to a pout in record time* ((OMFG)) verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm *at any rate, is quite pleased that Jazz is staying; does his best not to show it.* Do you know what you'll be doing, back on Cybertron? HAVE you been back to Cybertron yet? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm ((that horn screm)) Swervester 8:34 pm Good question. What's the easiest way to prove he has no idea what he's talking about in regards to metallurgy. thebestdecepticonleader 8:34 pm What is that? opatoes 8:34 pm ... /Although, he could "fight" Swoop and just keep the phase shifter on. Would that be cheating?/ ... Wait why are they holding one of her shirts Osmond 8:34 pm *can't totally hide it Prowl, Jazz knows you but he'll pretend not to notice* No and no. Don't suppose Cybertron has much role for me to fill. Maybe I'll go back to the music scene MedicalMurdersaurus 8:35 pm *jumps in place* Me Swoop want to FIGHT NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm [[Test him, naturally. Though he likes the blizzard idea.]] verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm New roles are being created every day. Swervester 8:36 pm Yeah, making up a nice hard test on metallurgy would be good. But right now he's proving he has no idea what metallurgy even IS. Osmond 8:36 pm *A thoughtful look settles over Jazz's features* I'll figure out something I'm good at improvising verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm I'm sure you will. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm *JUMP JUMP JUMP* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm *STOMP STOMP STOMP* Osmond 8:37 pm *well that's stomping is attention grabbing* Chaoit 8:37 pm Swoop, please. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm FIGHT ME Chaoit 8:37 pm We're here to watch a movie, not fight NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm [[Please, don't shout. The film is too quiet as is.]] verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm *glances at Soundwave* Is attempting to incite a fight punished the same as actually starting a fight? opatoes 8:38 pm Hey, Soundwave? Sorry. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm If you're going to insult the food of the person making it for you, well, if they lock you out in the blizzard and don't feed you, it is your own fault. Swervester 8:38 pm Honestly. That's not safe. Osmond 8:39 pm Oh, and Prowl? verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm Yes? NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm [[It's fine. Keep away from Swoop for now and things will stay peaceful.]] *To Prowl.* [[Only if someone takes up on it.]] verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm *what a pity.* Osmond 8:39 pm *gently pats servo* Sorry for not leaving at least a note MedicalMurdersaurus 8:39 pm Dinobots SHOUT opatoes 8:39 pm Fair enough! /Smokescreen's finally crawling back over to sit next to Round Prowl and take his drink./ Have you ever done DDR, Prowl? NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm *Looks at the dragon.* [[That is a horrible punishment. Your species is most fearsome.]] Chaoit 8:40 pm Swooop, we're watching a movie MedicalMurdersaurus 8:40 pm Me Swoop not want a movie verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm *glances at servo. ... glances away.* I'd—wondered, where you went. *worried, he means to say.* SCProwl 8:40 pm No, though it looks easy enough. If you can see the screen. Chaoit 8:40 pm You're not getting a fight, either opatoes 8:41 pm ... Oh, yeah. I guess seeing the screen helps. It's harder than it looks, though! Really fun, too. NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm [[Thank you, Blaster.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:41 pm *grins* Wanna BET? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm *the dragon chuffs* We are! Even in comparison to the larger cousins, we're quite fierce. *that's not considered true at all. the other dragons consider her species cuddly. but let her be FEARSOME* opatoes 8:41 pm Wait, a murder mechanic? Did I mishear NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm [[Motor. Not murder.]] opatoes 8:42 pm Ohhhh. Chaoit 8:42 pm We're watching a movie. This is what this area is for. Not for fighting. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *THROWS himself at Blaster, laughing wildly* NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Aaaaand bridge.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm *and he's off!* opatoes 8:43 pm ((zxbnvczxb im too exhausted tonight to stay but yall have a good night!! Chaoit 8:43 pm -had scramble over his seat at that- NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm ((awww gnight <3 )) SCProwl 8:43 pm ((night! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm ((night!!)) Chaoit 8:43 pm ((g'night! Swervester 8:43 pm //night smokey Chaoit 8:43 pm Thanks, Soundwave... NoodlesAtNight 8:43 pm [[Are you all right, Blaster? No pieces missing?]] *No leaks sprung? No wires burnt?* SCProwl 8:43 pm *what is Prowl going to do with all these drinks Smokescreen left on the table?* Osmond 8:44 pm I know. *looks at their servos* may I? NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm *Drink them, of course.* Chaoit 8:44 pm I'm good. Just startled. Swervester 8:44 pm [looking at data net on his visor] Should I remind Pharma he's literally a war criminal. Chaoit 8:44 pm Isn't the worst thing that's happened in the last few hours SCProwl 8:44 pm Yes. verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm *... nods.* NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm *Nods. Pleased he caught Swoop with the bridge before anything worse could happen.* [[What is, if he may ask?]] *Other than certain parties being alive and well.* Osmond 8:45 pm *gently holds Prowl's servo* For the record, I missed ya Chaoit 8:45 pm ........ verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm *mumble same* Chaoit 8:46 pm Um.... SCProwl 8:46 pm *will drink the one Smokescreen hadn't sipped from* verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm *WELP that was a whole lot emotional vulnerability time to change the topic* *to Swerve* Is it relevant to the argument at hand? Chaoit 8:46 pm I kinda....ran into someone that I was hoping was not real? Swervester 8:46 pm I mean, sort of. Chaoit 8:46 pm Or at least an aspect of him verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm What's the argument? NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm [[A dangerous mech? They'll not have followed you here, he hopes.]] Swervester 8:47 pm He called me useless to the war, kissing up to academics at Kimia while he was "helping" at the INstitute. Chaoit 8:47 pm I doubt they can SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ((me: why is my cat biting my ankles and being a pest)) Osmond 8:47 pm *just smiles, letting the topic change easily and resume watching the movie* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm ((me: oh did I feed my cat yet)) ((hint: I had not)) Chaoit 8:47 pm The shield on this world still works, right? NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm [[.........................You don't mean--]] *Biolights dim.* verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm You WERE an academic at Kimia. He was patching up the people who were doing the real work at the Institute. Chaoit 8:48 pm Yeah..... Swervester 8:48 pm Yeah. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:48 pm *the dragon puffs up* I'll fight him if he comes here. *she's gonna fight a god! she's gonna fight a god!* Chaoit 8:48 pm He's....still around Swervester 8:48 pm But also while I was doing actual work at the Kimia facility and then later in other labs, he was taking apart miners to give their tcogs to the DJD. Swervester 8:49 pm I'm STILL first on people's lists for metallurgists! And he's not first on anyone's list for medics. >: NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm [[Has he come to take your Cybertron? Do you require a safe hideout, or assistance?]] verdigrisprowl 8:49 pm Mmhmm... I'd have to check the records, I think there's a chance he hadn't started doing that yet when Kimia fell. NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm *Already sitting up and bristling, armor puffing out.* Chaoit 8:49 pm I really don't know He let me get away Swervester 8:49 pm I don't know when he started but! He's still an idiot when it comes to metallurgy. He thinks it's *medicine*. NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[A game. He toys with you. Fear is sweeter with more time to build it.]] Chaoit 8:50 pm Well, it's /working/ NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm [[Have you and your world much knowledge of him?]] verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm He /what/? That's like saying—chemistry is medicine. Or welding. Or—walking. Chaoit 8:51 pm No, we have always been under the impression that he and his brother were legends, until his brother showed up... NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm [[...Stay here for the night. You will be safe here as long as our shield holds. If you wish to examine the records--?]] Chaoit 8:53 pm Yeah.... Thank you Swervester 8:53 pm Right! He's dumb and I don't like him! Swervester 8:54 pm So now we're arguing and he just threatened me with Tarn-- verdigrisprowl 8:54 pm Less dumb and more willfully dens— He's done WHAT? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm *the dragon is still poofed out* Would it help if I made extra food and sent it over? *she's looking to Soundwave- even if she doesn't get to fight Unicron, she wants to help* Osmond 8:54 pm *is listening to both conversations, visor brightens when Prowl shouts* Chaoit 8:54 pm I...one question... Swervester 8:54 pm [flails hands] HE JUST SAID THAT I BETTER WATCH WHAT I SAY BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE HOLDING TARN'S LEASH NOW. verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm That's absurd! TARN was blackmailing HIM! Swervester 8:55 pm Apparently they're conjunx now, didn't you know. verdigrisprowl 8:55 pm WHAT?! Swervester 8:55 pm It's crazy, and I think it's another one of those multiverse things. But they're conjunx. verdigrisprowl 8:56 pm Well, OBVIOUSLY, but—any ONE of them— Chaoit 8:56 pm Is...is the Matrix the only thing that works on him? Osmond 8:56 pm Woah... I have been gone too long verdigrisprowl 8:56 pm If he DARES try to follow up on that threat, /you have my comm./ Swervester 8:56 pm I do. Chaoit 8:56 pm Because if that's true, my home is doomed Swervester 8:56 pm I already had Tarn trying to get into the bar before this! NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm [[You are welcome. If there are others you wish to safeguard, he will permit you use of the bridge. If there are too many for the building, they may stay below ground.]] *Pause. Think.* [[There are other things. A very few. Do you have an Allspark? Was it ever ejected from the planet?]] Swervester 8:56 pm And then he made me mad and I kind of forced him to drink a drink and chased him off by yelling at him to drink his drink which was a REALLY BAD IDEA in retrospect verdigrisprowl 8:56 pm WH— Primus below. Was it the one from that—awful Lost Light that you got stuck in the middle of? Swervester 8:57 pm One of the two Tarns there, yes. I think he's the Pharma from that Lost Light actually. verdigrisprowl 8:57 pm How did he get on the Lost Light? Why wasn't anybody DOING anything about it? Swervester 8:57 pm Honestly I have no idea. I know how the OTHER one got there, but that one. I think I scared Tarn by yelling at him to drink his drink. Swervester 8:58 pm Because he left and said he wasn't coming back. verdigrisprowl 8:58 pm Is not /Ultra Magnus/ still on that ship? Why is the DJD being allowed to wander around? Swervester 8:59 pm I've??? only spoken to that Mags once and honestly I have no idea. SCProwl 8:59 pm Huh. Swervester 8:59 pm I'm not sure he's even doing his job I blame their Megatron. verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm What about YOURS? How did he get on board YOUR ship? Swervester 8:59 pm I have no idea on that either. I haven't seen our Mags in forever either. Swervester 9:00 pm I think we slipped into each other's ships again verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm /Ugh./ verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm ... Why the hell didn't you poison him? Chaoit 9:00 pm I don't know. Most of our records went up when Iacon went down. Swervester 9:00 pm I was trying to with the drink. Fusion Cannon to the face would have dropped him on his ass if he'd have just DRANK the damn thing but he wouldn't drink it. verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm You had a fusion cannon? Swervester 9:01 pm It's a drink. Really really BIG drink. NoodlesAtNight 9:01 pm *Fingers twitching. That's no good.* verdigrisprowl 9:01 pm ... Maybe a smaller drink with a little more real poison. Chaoit 9:01 pm We've been trying to gather what we could from those that remember, but...not many do OmicronTheIceQueen 9:02 pm *big predacon comes in quietly, wings folded tightly so not to knock anyone over, finds a space to sit in* Swervester 9:02 pm [huffs] If he comes back I will, but he said he wasn't coming back because he didn't like the service. verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm *shakes head. can't believe you missed an opportunity to assassinate tarn.* Swervester 9:02 pm [can't believe he couldn't get him to drink an entire Megatron inspired drink tbh] SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm *the dragon churrs at Icy. normally she'd come over, but Soundwave is in need of Dragon Assistance* verdigrisprowl 9:03 pm *that's fair* Osmond 9:03 pm *gently squeezes prowl's servo* Go easy OmicronTheIceQueen 9:04 pm *deep vibrating purr back, letting racer use her back and tail as a slide, its all good* verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm *starts. oh, right, hand.* verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm *squeezes back. thanks. he probably needed to be told that.* Swervester 9:06 pm Why's he yelling at her OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm ?? Osmond 9:06 pm *Small chuckle. Always got your back, Prowl* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:06 pm *tilts head watching, what did she miss* Osmond 9:07 pm Ooh they are handcuff together. Kinky. NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm *Soundwave gives Ice Queen an absent nod and continues thinking.* [[If you do not know where it is, it will take too long to find out. The Matrix sounds as if it is nonfunctional... Have you any ability to wake Primus? Without that, the only other solution he knows is--]] *Is the Quintessa creature, and he is not sure he trusts her.* verdigrisprowl 9:07 pm That's completely inappropriate—making a suspect ride with a witness. verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm ((oh that was a damn clever camera trick)) Osmond 9:08 pm I don't they are doing /anything/ appropriately in this movie OmicronTheIceQueen 9:08 pm even when I was young no one had me riding with mechs when in stasis cuffs verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm ... That's fair. SCProwl 9:08 pm ((what'd they do? I switched tabs briefly verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm ((the camera was pointing in through the car window, and then apparently stopped following them and turned to watch as they drove away.)) Osmond 9:09 pm Now is your chance--- aha! Making a break for it SCProwl 9:10 pm ((oh very nice Chaoit 9:10 pm The Matrix from my timeline is missing. And...I don't know. I've only talked to his Avatars, nothing more, I don't think. Osmond 9:10 pm Primus, these are not good cops.... so that's helping them verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm At this point, I don't think they're legitimate cops. I think they're part of the enemy spy group. Osmond 9:11 pm Ouch, they aren't good spies either OmicronTheIceQueen 9:11 pm those snacks are making a lot of noise *snorts, watches racer but keeping him closer for now, unless anyone wants to see the sparkling/hatchling* verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm I feel extremely sorry for her. She's been sexually assaulted, kidnapped, and manhandled by this same man. NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm [[Agreed.]] Osmond 9:11 pm Aaannd... now might get shot by him? If I heard him right. verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm Apparently. verdigrisprowl 9:12 pm ... He could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he'd hidden the original spy's body before he ran for it. Swervester 9:12 pm Sorry I got distracted yelling at Pharma again what'd I miss. NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm *Shaking his head. He is at a loss for what to do for Blaster. The problem with timelines attacked by Unicrons is that not many survive to be of help with information...* Osmond 9:12 pm "split up a find them" evidently means stand on the edge of a cliff Or not telling the first guy he saw that he killed someone Chaoit 9:13 pm -he's noticed. And he's hoping his isn't next- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:13 pm *growls at the screen* what's going on? SCProwl 9:14 pm Nothing good. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:14 pm Can Unicron be misled or misdirected? *the dragon doesn't know much about this, but she'd like to help* Could you convince him that the matrix is in, I don't know, somewhere else? Far away? Osmond 9:14 pm He is being aft and losing his processors NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[The avatar you are familiar with - can you summon them? Inform them? Perhaps if - mm.]] *That doesn't guarantee Primus will wake. Or even can.* [[An escape plan is all he can help with if that does not work.]] verdigrisprowl 9:14 pm I'm rooting for the enemy spies. The enemy spies aren't this guy. NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm [[But he will help design it if it comes to that.]] Chaoit 9:14 pm I don't...You're familiar with Prophet and Harbringer? NoodlesAtNight 9:15 pm [[Prophet, yes. Harbringer, no. Is that one?]] Chaoit 9:15 pm Yeah, he's the one I'm in contact with, the twins have more dealing with Prophet verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm Not knowing anything else about either side or what they're fighting for, I can't choose a faction based on their overall goals. So I'm choosing a side based on what I've seen of their agents. I don't like this guy. I'm against him. Chaoit 9:16 pm And an escape plan sounds like it might actually be needed Swervester 9:16 pm Oh, you're having Unicron problems too? NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm [[Speak with both, then. He will see what can be done about -- what do you MEAN,]] [][][]too?[][][] *EVEN MORE alarmed, if at all possible.* Swervester 9:17 pm Um. I mean, I don't actually know if it's true! But Rodimus got a messae this morning from Cybertron. Osmond 9:17 pm I mean... this guy gave a speech similar to Autobots but his behavior not acceptable Swervester 9:18 pm We're eaded to the coordinates to get the full story and figure out what 'Unicron destroyed Cybertron' actually means. verdigrisprowl 9:18 pm Decepticons can give speeches similar to Autobots too. Everyone thinks they're the good guys. NoodlesAtNight 9:18 pm [[He WHAT.]] [[/WHAT./]] Swervester 9:18 pm That's what the message said! Osmond 9:18 pm Exactly *frowns* Swervester 9:18 pm But it didn't say anything else, so we're going to investigate,. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:18 pm .................whaaaaaaat???? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:18 pm *the dragon is more and more concerned. if you guys give her friend a heart- er, a spark attack, she /will/ have to hurt you* Swervester 9:19 pm For all we know, it's a prank in really bad taste. Chaoit 9:19 pm Oh. verdigrisprowl 9:19 pm ((jfc i was ignoring the unicron drama because i didn't want to get involved with a plot that can't be resolved by muse involvement and will end itself at a certain time)) Chaoit 9:19 pm Hopefully it is in poor taste Chaoit 9:20 pm It's....it's not fun verdigrisprowl 9:20 pm ((but now there's new unicron drama and if i react to this one it'll look like prowl has extremely selective hearing :,) whoops)) Swervester 9:20 pm //etfgbvgv lmao Chaoit 9:20 pm ((nope two unicron things of drama SCProwl 9:20 pm ((all the unicron drama Swervester 9:20 pm //it's ok he can just not hear it, or assume swerve's prank in bad taste possibility could be right and not react to it until swere confirms it is real Swervester 9:21 pm //which won't be until next week at minimum NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm *Soundwave rubs his crest with two fingers. He's not prepared for this. One Unicron approaching, another already successful - probably. What to do? What to do?* verdigrisprowl 9:21 pm ((prowl wouldn't make that assumption about unicron. i'll just have him not overhear it and get involved next week I suppose.)) Swervester 9:21 pm Personally I'm hoping it was someone doing a really bad prank for thus human Halloween thing. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:21 pm ((*shy wave* I have a Priestess of Primus side blog if anyone needs?)) NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm ((*price is right showhands icy's priestess* you heard it)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm ((and the dragon will throw down with unicron)) Swervester 9:22 pm //lmao SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm ((she will lose! but it will be glorious)) Swervester 9:22 pm I'd like to not fight evil gods. SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm I'd fight evil gods. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:22 pm ((pffft)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:23 pm good, but sometimes unwise Chaoit 9:23 pm Same here, Swerve verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm ... Hey. NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm [[Exactly like Rodimus to run from responsibilities...]] verdigrisprowl 9:23 pm Why did this absolute idiot go to the sheriff that he SAW at the party of the person who tried to kill him? SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:23 pm ((she just wants to fulfill her species' destiny. fight evil gods.)) Swervester 9:23 pm Hey.... Osmond 9:24 pm *Jazz looks over* yea? Wait which idiot-- oh she is going to... oh nevermind? I thought she was going to break her hand getting out of those cuffs. verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm The main character. That idiot. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:24 pm slender organic hands Osmond 9:24 pm Oh cause he thinks someone will believe he is innocent Osmond 9:25 pm Least that's my guess *shrugs* NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *He needs a moment to think about something else. Anything else. Just one moment. And there it is.* [[Slender mechanical hands.]] *Wiggles fingers.* SCProwl 9:25 pm She's been a better spy in the last few minutes than he has this entire movie. NoodlesAtNight 9:25 pm *He's hard to keep cuffed properly too. As certain parties know.* verdigrisprowl 9:25 pm Yes, but why HIM? Why THAT sheriff? The one that he KNOWS is friend of the person that's an enemy spy? Swervester 9:25 pm You haave slenderman hands, Soundwave Osmond 9:26 pm I don't think he realized it because he is an idiot verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm ... I think you might be on to something. Swervester 9:26 pm Me or Jazz NoodlesAtNight 9:27 pm ((i notice it's a Thing that the men in hitchcock movies act like the heroes but it's the ladies who solve things?? rear window, this...)) verdigrisprowl 9:27 pm *disgusted noise* Oh, don't act sweet to him now. Osmond 9:28 pm Oh, Prowl... she is going to fall in love with him NoodlesAtNight 9:28 pm [[Then she's as much a fool as he is.]] verdigrisprowl 9:28 pm Even if he was telling the truth about being chased by enemy spies, he's still abused, insulted, and threatened her every step of the way. Chaoit 9:28 pm -just going to proceed to sink in his seat now- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm don't do that Swervester 9:28 pm Did he take the bed and make her sleep on an uncomfortable couch OmicronTheIceQueen 9:28 pm flee NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm *....Stretches feeler all the way over to the bar, and then over to Blaster. Here. You could probably use this.* Osmond 9:29 pm *stifles a laugh* there you go, steal the blankets SCProwl 9:29 pm No. She chose to sleep on the couch. verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm He doesn't deserve the bed. Chaoit 9:29 pm -looks up, then takes the offered drink- Thanks. NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm *Nods.* [[More insults.]] verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm Even when she's on his side he's still cutting her down. Osmond 9:30 pm *agrees with Soundwave on this one* She supplied ALL the information OmicronTheIceQueen 9:30 pm don't yell at her Osmond 9:30 pm You don't /keep/ them verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm Oh, like she had the power to stop them! SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:31 pm I saw a candle there. She could and perhaps should have set him on fire. Osmond 9:31 pm *hides face in free servo* Primus.... verdigrisprowl 9:32 pm Look at her, being useful again. Osmond 9:32 pm *uncovers face* They are corrupt too These enemy spies have an extensive network SCProwl 9:33 pm I'm inclined to believe everyone they've met is involved in this group. verdigrisprowl 9:33 pm *dryly* At this point, the only two people in the nation that aren't part of the conspiracy are him and her. They might as well just switch sides. NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm [[The talented ones always do.]] [[Have an extensive network.]] Osmond 9:33 pm *side eyes Soundwave with a smirk* oh don't I know NoodlesAtNight 9:33 pm [[Indeed, you don't.]] NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *If he had a tea he'd sip it.* Swervester 9:34 pm [hides face in hand] verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm You can whip them out and compare their lengths after the movie. *offer him a cup of that too, would you.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm *the dragon churrs- point for Soundwave!* NoodlesAtNight 9:34 pm *And that joke goes right over his non-sticky head. He'll pat the dragon, though.* SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:34 pm *isn't it nice to have a soft and devoted supporter* Osmond 9:34 pm *Jazz just smiles more* verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm I thought we'd see him again. Swervester 9:37 pm IS he hypnotized OmicronTheIceQueen 9:37 pm *blinks* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm ((...oh that makes more sense than what i thought)) ((welp)) verdigrisprowl 9:38 pm I'd suspect that he's pathologically incapable of not answering a question that he knows the answer to, but he didn't answer the question about... *what was the name.* ............ June South. Swervester 9:39 pm ...Is he still handcuffed NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm [[Oh, let go of her.]] verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm ... So the last ones weren't corrupt. They just didn't believe her and thought they could follow her to arrest a murderer. Osmond 9:39 pm Looks like NoodlesAtNight 9:39 pm ((time marker: 10:00)) NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm ((i can tell time lmao)) SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm *the dragon stretches* I should be heading back. I hope everyone has a good evening. Thank you for having me, Soundwave! *carefully gives him a comforting bap. don't fight any evil gods without her.* NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm *He dips his head in a tiny bow. Wouldn't dream of it.* [[You are as welcome as ever, dragon.]] Swervester 9:41 pm //since i'm an hour ahead of you technically for me you were right the first time lmao NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm ((LOL)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:42 pm (([bye!)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:44 pm *Ice Queen chirps at soundwave, sense its been so long, is it okay for Racer to say hi before they go?* NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm *And now he will sit and stare at Prowl and Jazz. Because that's what you do. But with a brief nod to Ice Queen. It is.* Osmond 9:45 pm *Jazz looks at Soundwave, smiles* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:45 pm *chirps at her sparkling* NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Snaps a shot of Jazz and puts it on his visor. A smile back, in a sense.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:46 pm Racer *LIVES UP TO HIS NAME!* verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm *soundwave are you trying to reciprocate or intimidate* NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm *Little of A, little of B.* *Ah, the Predacon youngling.* [[Good evening, Racer. Still strong and healthy, he hopes?]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:47 pm Racer: !!!! *runs into and bounces off soundwave's couch, no dents on either side, but makes a slight vibration.* Ya! Osmond 9:48 pm *leans against Prowl briefly, looking at him* so you and Sounders an item, I hear? verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm *THE SCOWLIEST OF SCOWLS* NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[Hardheaded little thing.]] *Reaches down to offer a finger for shaking goodnight.* [[The couch will fear you.]] verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm ... You've been keeping up with the gossip back home, I see. NoodlesAtNight 9:49 pm *Oh nooooooooo. No no no. Damn it. This is going to spoil Prowl's mood.* OmicronTheIceQueen 9:49 pm Racer: *bounces up, tries to puff up too, not really scary yet, but he puts a forepaw on the offered digit, and then licks it* Osmond 9:50 pm *that scowl makes Jazz laugh* Bits and pieces, just wanted to hear it from ya. Don't worry your processors over it. You trust me don't ya? NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm *It's fine. He'll pretend not to notice the conversation. It's easy to do that when you haven't got a visible face.* verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm Mmph. *that's a yes.* Chaoit 9:50 pm -don't mind him, he's just gone and squished into the seat, just listening- verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm ... Anyway, whatever you heard—half of it was probably wrong. Chaoit 9:51 pm -well, listening to the music- Osmond 9:51 pm Alright than relax Prowler, and yeah I figured. Sounded awfully /dramatic/ NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm *Huffs quietly and wipes his finger off on his leg when the hatchling is done.* [[He will not fear you yet, but perhaps some day. Now return to your creator, and go to learn from her.]] verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm PFFF-- *claps a hand over his mouth* NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm *Still minding Blaster through one of the hidden overhead camera feeds.* verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm *muffled* Very dramatic. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:52 pm Racer: *small kinda purring,, daaares to scoot the other way, staring at prowl. Wait for it....* Pbbbt! verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm *oh! his predacon friend is greeting him. hold on, he's got to take this.* Pbbbbt. Osmond 9:53 pm *oh! a predacon? little one too? Jazz is interested, watches* Swervester 9:53 pm [snickers quietly into his fingers] Chaoit 9:53 pm -he's good, just trying to think- OmicronTheIceQueen 9:53 pm Racer: =D!!! *scootscoot, licks the prowl leg nearest if it is down, and hops away so not to get kicked* NoodlesAtNight 9:53 pm @B: [[Would you prefer the open space here, or the lounge upstairs? He is afraid the only actual spare rooms we have are for mechs much smaller than you. If you still intend to stay, that is. He will not blame you if you prefer a location with fewer...]] *Small hand motion.* [[Without him or any of his deployers.]] verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm *starts, but he's learned not to kick by now.* ... That's impolite. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:54 pm That's quiet polite thank you, he's not chewing on people anymore Osmond 9:54 pm Aww that might be normal for them tho' Maybe? Ah see no chewing verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm It's less impolite than chewing, but I still got licked. Osmond 9:55 pm It'll wash off verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm I'd rather not be touched. Chaoit 9:56 pm I'm...not sure. I'll be fine. I'm still a bit worried... OmicronTheIceQueen 9:56 pm Racer: Ya *pokes forked glossa out like a dork thank you* ch...chew is...fun. itch.. mawth itch-itchy. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm *oh! he's learned more words.* NoodlesAtNight 9:56 pm [[Tires.]] *pause.* [[So Ravage claims.]] OmicronTheIceQueen 9:57 pm *proud dragon is Icy* NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm *Actually, strips of tire is what /he/ does when a fang is being replaced, but shh.* verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm ((dawww. soundwave teething.)) Swervester 9:57 pm //lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 9:57 pm Honestly I think Racer's fangs are starting to harden for the first time NoodlesAtNight 9:57 pm ((as tightly packed as they are, you bet there's pressure when another one grows in to replace a lost one)) OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm ((I bet!)) verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm ((soundwave the amount of teeth in your mouth is too damn high)) NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm ((said prowl never)) verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm ((ur rite)) Swervester 9:58 pm //lmao OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm ((PFFFFT)) Chaoit 9:58 pm ((pfff OmicronTheIceQueen 9:58 pm Racer: *sniffs at the new person on the couch, he's trying to steal time* NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm *Alas. Racer only has until the end of this song.* verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm *oh! introductions. introductions are polite.* Swervester 9:59 pm Mmm, I should probably head out. OmicronTheIceQueen 9:59 pm *Ice Queen gets up and shakes herself, gets ready to call hatchling* verdigrisprowl 9:59 pm Racer, this is Jazz. Jazz, this is Racer. NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[Goodnight, Swerve. Try to kill Tarn if you can.]] *Yes, he heard all that.* Swervester 9:59 pm I'll try. Night. verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm Good luck. Osmond 10:00 pm *Jazz wiggles digits at little hatchling* hello Racer OmicronTheIceQueen 10:00 pm RAcer: *GASP! that's a name that sounds easy for him to say* hiii! ga..gav... >C Jasssss!ssszzz jawzz. 😊 Osmond 10:01 pm Yea! You got it! Jazz. Put all the "zs" you want OmicronTheIceQueen 10:02 pm *big predacon gives a soft bark sound* Racer: *sits up to wave his forepaws at the three* jaawzzZZZZZZzzz'vave-'owl! *runs off * verdigrisprowl 10:02 pm Bye. Osmond 10:02 pm *waves back* OmicronTheIceQueen 10:03 pm *Picks up her hatchling in jaws and flicks a wing in good bye, heading to her ground bridge* (thank you for the stream even if I was really late!) NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm ((thank you for coming still!)) NoodlesAtNight 10:05 pm *And then there were three-ish.* verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm *and then there were three-ish.* *... introductions are still polite. should he do introductions?* Did—I don't recall, did you two ever formally meet? Osmond 10:06 pm We chit-chatted maybe once or twice, nothing ever to count as a conversation. verdigrisprowl 10:06 pm Ah. Well. *intros covered, then.* Osmond 10:07 pm I'm one of Sounder's /favorite/ mecha NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm [[He sees you two have no honesty rules.]] Chaoit 10:08 pm -blinks and looks up. Should he leave the room?- verdigrisprowl 10:08 pm Hardly matters when the lie is that obvious. Osmond 10:08 pm Its called "sarcasm" NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm *That's up to Blaster. Soundwave's question from earlier still needs answering; Blaster can rest where he likes as soon as he tells Soundwave.* Osmond 10:09 pm *oh! didn't formally say hello so gives Blaster a little wave really quick* NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm [[Hmph.]] Chaoit 10:10 pm -waves back- Chaoit 10:11 pm Soundwave...if it's okay, do you mind if I stay in the lounge for the night? verdigrisprowl 10:11 pm Sarcasm, blatant lies, Vos, Vɑs. By the way, you're both more than welcome to save the snide one-upsmanship and verbal sneers until I'm out of the room. Osmond 10:12 pm *Jazz shrugs* I'll play nice NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm [[As you like. Rumble will bring you a spare berth from storage, a datapad with all of his data on Unicron, and a tarp if you require one. He will give the others orders not to bother you. Kindly return that last favor.]] *Soundwave lets the door to the second floor slide open.* NoodlesAtNight 10:13 pm [[He will be... nice... if Jazz is.]] Chaoit 10:13 pm -nods- Thank you. I'll keep out of the way. -and getting up to leave the room now- Ah. Good night. NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm [[Goodnight.]] Osmond 10:14 pm Night, Blaster! verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm *side look at Jazz* Don't be "nice" in a way that provokes an outburst so you can crow about being civil longer. *that goes for both of them, but Jazz is his top suspect on who'd start that nonsense.* NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm *Soundwave dislikes starting things. He just enjoys finishing them.* Osmond 10:15 pm *ouchies way to call him out but all the same Jazz nods* I won't I won't. I follow rules and order.... well. Well enough. verdigrisprowl 10:15 pm *LAUGHS* NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Quickly* [[And no bugs, plants, or foreign objects of any kind left in your wake as you depart.]] *That's the other rule. That and nice.* verdigrisprowl 10:16 pm We have different definitions of "well enough." Osmond 10:16 pm *is proud he was able to make Prowl laugh regardless of the reason* Osmond 10:17 pm I mean.... *tries to look innocent* Look the point is: I /will/ play nice, promise. Chaoit 10:17 pm ((and I'm out! g'night! NoodlesAtNight 10:17 pm ((night!)) Osmond 10:17 pm (( night! verdigrisprowl 10:18 pm I'd appreciate it. Osmond 10:19 pm Any other rules? verdigrisprowl 10:19 pm The same courtesy is to be extended to his deployers. ... Unless they start it. Some of them would definitely start it. verdigrisprowl 10:20 pm I think that covers it. Osmond 10:20 pm Oh, like Rumble and the crew? Yeah, usually don't pick fights with them anyway. NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm *Must not say "Because they'd win." Mustn't. Being good. A proper respectable companion.* verdigrisprowl 10:21 pm ... But do me a favor and call Rumble "Ultra Magnus" sometime and tell me how he reacts. NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm *The tiniest huff.* Osmond 10:22 pm *looks between the two then slowly goes* oookay... sounds doable. verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *inordinately pleased* NoodlesAtNight 10:22 pm *Suspiciously non-protesty.* Osmond 10:23 pm You two are putting me up to something, and I'm not sure how I feel about it buuut I'm curious. NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm [[He would never do that.]] [[So, you're staying on the planet. He takes it you have heard of Prowl's new career?]] NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm *In other words: You know that if you even look at his apartment wrong Prowl is in a position to arrest you, yes?* Osmond 10:25 pm Oh yea! Yeah, I caught wind of it. *that'd be a fun game of cat and mouse* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *the veiled threat flies way over Prowl's head* *you can hear it whistling through the atmosphere as it escapes orbit, to plunk down on Luna Two* Osmond 10:26 pm So, so how's it going chief? verdigrisprowl 10:27 pm The official title is "captain." Since the force is so small right now, I was put in the smallest title that still fit my duties and everything above it was cut off the hierarchy, rather than putting me at the top of the hierarchy and leaving a gulf between my title and everyone else. *BUT THAT WASN'T WHAT JAZZ WAS ASKING.* It's—good. Exhausting. Satisfying. Osmond 10:28 pm *No it wasn't but honestly Jazz just goes with it, and sort of always expects Prowl to answer like that. It's a Prowl-like answer.* *and don't know if you can tell but Jazz is happy for him, and proud* verdigrisprowl 10:29 pm *can't tell, but sort of expects Jazz would be, so is operating on that assumption until he receives evidence to the contrary.* Osmond 10:30 pm That's great! Look at you, mech, I don't even know what to say, but I always had a feeling you'd make your way verdigrisprowl 10:31 pm *LOOKING EVERYWHERE BUT JAZZ now he's gonna get flustered.* Yes. Well. It's—not the position I would have chosen, but—I—can make a difference in it. That's what matters. Osmond 10:31 pm *Jazz smiles even more, again gently squeezing Prowl's servo but giving him the option to pull away if he wants or if it's too much* Yeah, exactly. That's what counts. Osmond 10:32 pm Making a difference. Plus I mean from here you can get to where you want. I mean you've always seemed to have a knack for that no matter what position you were in, but ya know. Anyway, simple response: good work, Prowler. verdigrisprowl 10:33 pm *jazz. please. please, jazz. that's a lot.* ... Thanks. verdigrisprowl 10:34 pm *TOPIC SWITCH* I expect you don't want to come back to law enforcement? You—performed your duties satisfactorily when we were under Sentinel, but—well—that was under /Sentinel/. NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm [[He was under Sentinel as well?]] *THAT'S new.* Osmond 10:34 pm Yea, but that's old news we don't need to worry about. If that's cool with you? verdigrisprowl 10:35 pm It's where we met. Anyway—old news aside, question still stands. NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm *......Hmm.* [[Of course.]] *Holds his hands up. No harm meant, new information acquired. He's pleased with it as is.* Osmond 10:36 pm I mean if there is a job opening I don't see why not. Though... now it's under Starscream ain't it? Don't know if that's /much/ better. What would you want me doing? Beat cop? Osmond 10:37 pm *nods to Soundwave* Thanks, mech verdigrisprowl 10:37 pm Starscream's in charge of Cybertron, but he's not in charge of the police. I am. And I intend to keep it that way. Osmond 10:37 pm Ah, well that's more appealing then. verdigrisprowl 10:38 pm We have quite a few job openings, actually. New cops start as beat cops, but with time and experience—prior or new—it'll be possible to transfer into positions that suit your skills and inclinations better. /If/ that interests you. verdigrisprowl 10:39 pm I know you'd like to get back into music. I don't want to pull you away from that. Osmond 10:40 pm How about this: I'll think on it? I'm interested in both honestly. Music is... well ya know, a love of mine. But having more of a purpose would be nice. NoodlesAtNight 10:41 pm *Tries not to look offended. Looks offended anyway. Says nothing. Trying to be quiet and let them talk.* verdigrisprowl 10:41 pm *nod* I'll send you a link to our application. Osmond 10:42 pm Sweet, I'll be sure to check it out verdigrisprowl 10:42 pm *and watch that unintended insult sail over Prowl's head too. this one lands on Luna One. There it goes, off into space* verdigrisprowl 10:44 pm Good. *......... and he's running out of things to say. help, jazz, you're the one that's good at talking* Osmond 10:45 pm (( lmao Jazz is good at talking, but holy gracious am I drawing a blank )) NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm ((well, y'all DID get interrupted in the middle of making prowl groan at gossip columns earlier lmao)) Osmond 10:46 pm (( truuue. also can Jazz tell Soundwave is looking upset? I'm figuring not cause he hasn't interacted with him that much, but idk)) (( just asking cause that's definitely something Jazz might consider pointing out too)) NoodlesAtNight 10:48 pm ((he's sat up straighter, is pulled tighter together, and probably had several scratchy red lines appear and disappear on his visor, if that helps)) Osmond 10:49 pm *jazz senses a disturbance in the atmosphere but can't /quite/ place it. Glances towards Soundwave* So Soundwave, any updates for you? New jobs? Same old same old? NoodlesAtNight 10:52 pm [[As if he would allow himself to stagnate. He is the head of Iacon's intelligence department, recently assisted in curing a ship filled with sparkeaters, rescued several protoforms, did battle with two chaos gods, and uncovered a musician who does not understand his own art.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:53 pm *Folds his hands on his lap.* [[And, of course, became Prowl's amica. As one does.]] NoodlesAtNight 10:54 pm *It's not one-upsmanship if he's telling the truth when asked.* Osmond 10:54 pm *small low whistle, well color himself impressed* That's quite the resume, and pretty cool too. Heard about the protoform stuff I think, but-- *waits... that feels like a jab. That addition feels like a jab* verdigrisprowl 10:55 pm *slow blink* Wait—/two/ chaos gods? Did I forget one or are we counting the— *pantomimes a banana shape* NoodlesAtNight 10:55 pm *The addition isn't the jab. The addition is there to hide the actual jab.* [[We are counting the]] *Mimics the pantomime.* verdigrisprowl 10:56 pm Huh. I thought that one was more a wild force of nature than a /god/. Is—is it /sentient/? Osmond 10:56 pm *yup, and Jazz didn't miss but won't comment... yet.* Osmond 10:57 pm Wait... can I can the favor of y'all filling me in? You fought a chaos god and possible sentient banana? verdigrisprowl 10:57 pm Not an organic one. *as though that makes it better.* Osmond 10:57 pm Right okay, need a little more than that, please. NoodlesAtNight 10:58 pm [[The being he spoke to about it thought it might be an 'Old One'. He has heard the term applied to gods of sorts. He will count it, sentient or not.]] verdigrisprowl 10:59 pm I'm counting it as an old banana. *turns to Jazz to explain. opens mouth.* ... *shuts mouth.* ... It was weird. *that's, apparently, his explanation.* Osmond 11:00 pm *pauses to wait for Prowl's explanation, and nods* Sounds like it NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm [[And it is difficult to explain. One's vocalizer - or mind - tends to ░▒▓▒▓▓░]] [[...Case in point.]] verdigrisprowl 11:00 pm *winces* NoodlesAtNight 11:00 pm [[Apologies.]] *To Prowl, specifically.* Osmond 11:01 pm Ouch yeah verdigrisprowl 11:01 pm Let's—maybe not—with the chaos gods, right now. NoodlesAtNight 11:01 pm [[Yes. He has enough of that on his mind lately. Another topic.]] verdigrisprowl 11:02 pm *gives Jazz an apologetic look. ... his apologetic look is kind of just a look, but still.* Another time. Osmond 11:02 pm Alright, sounds fair to me *don't worry about it, nothing to apologize for. another time works for him* Well how about you Soundwave: you got a topic you want to discuss? Osmond 11:03 pm Or I can go through some of the old gossip columns to find something interesting... or just spin the bottle and whatever topic it lands on we discuss. NoodlesAtNight 11:04 pm [[.../Which/ gossip columns.]] verdigrisprowl 11:05 pm *if Soundwave hadn't asked, Prowl would have.* NoodlesAtNight 11:05 pm *Great minds.* Osmond 11:05 pm I mean there are a few to choose from... *takes moment to think about it* there is like fix up your newly rebuild home, best bars to go to, Soundwave declaring his love for a certain enforcer... you know, gossip. verdigrisprowl 11:06 pm *dryly* I hope you were more subtle than that when you were digging for intel in the field. *he is VALIANTLY concealing his internal fluster* Osmond 11:07 pm Oh, way more subtle. NoodlesAtNight 11:08 pm [[Have ex-Constructicons on your team, his own, and he is not ashamed of the truth behind his poor choice of revelation. If you have an actual question, ask it; otherwise, do not mock him.]] *So patient and steady. So much.* verdigrisprowl 11:09 pm *wow the ceiling sure is interesting tonight* Osmond 11:10 pm Ah, my bad, tender spot. I ain't mocking ya for loving Prowl, assuming you do. I'm just curious how much truth was behind all of it verdigrisprowl 11:10 pm There's nothing to assume. NoodlesAtNight 11:10 pm *It sure is. There's a Blaster on top of it. That never happens.* Osmond 11:11 pm Alright. *holds up servo, no harm meant. apologies* verdigrisprowl 11:11 pm ... The bits about, er, proposing conjugation—and my rejecting it—were false. Osmond 11:13 pm Those were the parts: so all of that is false or just reverse? Such as did propose, you said yes. Or didn't propose, you never had to reject it because it never happened For the record: I'm only /asking/ I'm not looking for an angle here. NoodlesAtNight 11:17 pm [[...For Prowl's sake, he will choose to believe you this once.]]

[[He is disinterested in conjugation and did not propose. As such, there was nothing to reject. Merely a socially ill-advised, highly unexpected public announcement and an appropriate reaction.]] verdigrisprowl 11:17 pm ... The parts about me yelling were true. NoodlesAtNight 11:17 pm [[An appropriate reaction, as he said.]] Osmond 11:18 pm Ahhh, gotcha. *pauses at what Prowl said* yeah that's fair, and get it verdigrisprowl 11:19 pm Anyway, we were—and still are—already amicae. Conjugation was never on the table. NoodlesAtNight 11:20 pm [[Indeed.]]

[[You should know as well as he does that gossip columns are prone to exaggeration. Starscream wears his crown to bed every night; Drift holds seances looking for the ghosts of other Rodimuses; the music scene has hit an all time low since your disappearance. Things of that nature.]] verdigrisprowl 11:21 pm Soundwave. *that sounded like a jab.* Osmond 11:22 pm I hear ya *nods understandingly to Prowl, but tenses at Soundwave's jab* NoodlesAtNight 11:22 pm [[What? Sky-Byte has performed many quality duets since then. He's listened to several.]] verdigrisprowl 11:22 pm /Soundwave./ Osmond 11:23 pm I imagine he has. He is a talented musician. *acting like he isn't bothered or getting tense* NoodlesAtNight 11:24 pm [[He sees no reason for Jazz to take offense at his opinion. He himself stated that he thinks music has no great purpose.]] verdigrisprowl 11:24 pm *opens mouth; pauses; looks at Jazz* YOU started it. Osmond 11:25 pm Me? *points to himself* How did I start this exactly? verdigrisprowl 11:26 pm No. I'm not mediating. Air grievances. Both of you. Politely. Osmond 11:27 pm Excuse---? *looks at Soundwave* Okay. Fine, sure. Go for it. You got the green light. NoodlesAtNight 11:36 pm [[Very well. You said]] [][][]assuming you do[][][], [[which insulted his]] *Pointing at Prowl* [[intelligence and devotion to the greater good by insinuating that Prowl would not only become amica to but tolerate and reciprocate the affections of someone like him despite having insufficient evidence of their sincerity - and did so in front of him, no less.]]

[[Secondly, you sit /in his nightclub/ and have the audacity to not only imply that music has little purpose, but the gall to call yourself a musician in the same breath. Music is /full/ of purpose. Few things do what it does, or as much, let alone with so little material. It is one of the greatest connectors. It feeds and soothes the spark and mind when all else is lost. It changes war tides, mends what is broken, tells of the past, sends messages, banishes loneliness--]] *Folds his arms. Sits up straight.* [[How /dare/ you sit before him and say such a thing.]] [[Why do you think he /owns/ this building?]] *Hmph. He gestures to Jazz. Go.* verdigrisprowl 11:38 pm *oh wow okay Prowl hadn't even expected Soundwave to squeeze a defense of /him/ in there. The ceiling is looking mighty interesting again.* NoodlesAtNight 11:38 pm ((for the record, i am absolutely pleased with your jazz and in no way want soundwave being a cranky old thing to make you run away)) Osmond 11:39 pm (( I appreciate you saying that! but in a weird way Jazz /really/ needed to hear all that )) (( jazz is the lost, cranky one here )) Osmond 11:41 pm (( and returning comment for the record, I greatly enjoy your soundwave!)) *Jazz just stands there for a second with an unreadable expression.* ........ NoodlesAtNight 11:41 pm ((<3 thank ye!)) Osmond 11:42 pm *then covers face as he begins to laugh into it. It's not a happy laugh, nor a sad one but somewhere lost in between.* NoodlesAtNight 11:42 pm *Leans back a little, confused. What - what is that. Is that laughing? Why is it laughing? What.* verdigrisprowl 11:43 pm *STARES at Jazz. has no idea what kind of laugh that is, so is pretty confident he's just laughing at Soundwave.* NoodlesAtNight 11:43 pm *Defensively* [[He does not know what this is. He did nothing else to Jazz. You have his word.]] Osmond 11:44 pm *finally gets himself under control, and is staring up at the ceiling* Primus... it took you of all mecha in this universe to strike any sort of with me. That's a bit... ironic don't ya think? *Looks at Soundwave* NoodlesAtNight 11:45 pm *Turns his head enough that if his optics were visible he'd be giving Jazz a mighty side-eye. He's not sure what Jazz is talking about, but he's listening, albeit somewhat suspiciously.* verdigrisprowl 11:46 pm *oh—oh, never mind, they're having a Moment. A... nemesis respect moment, thing. Prowl's heard about these.* Osmond 11:46 pm Primus, I've been such a... *shakes helm* Phew. Heh... Look, I got to hand it to somebot when they are right: and Soundwave you are right. NoodlesAtNight 11:47 pm *Cuts that soundbyte out and saves it with the songs, Prowl's smiles and laughter, the best of the deployer antics, and a few other things.* [[What do you mean.]] Osmond 11:48 pm *holds his servo up slightly, just wait a second* Prowl, mech, I didn't mean to insult ya. Slight of glossa, and I should know ya better than that. Soundwave, got to be honest, I don't know you so I don't know your habits, your angles, or trends except in battle. We ain't in battle. We both care for Prowl... so I should trust that if Prowl is with ya there is a logical reason at the very least. Osmond 11:49 pm So, Prowl, will you accept my formal apology for unintentionally insulting you? verdigrisprowl 11:49 pm For what it's worth, I was more insulted on Soundwave's behalf than my own. verdigrisprowl 11:50 pm *... which means they were both insulted on each other's behalf. which makes Prowl feel some kind of way.* Osmond 11:51 pm Which leads me to the second part of the first part *looks at Soundwave* Look, I'm sorry for old...grudges and distrust for getting in the way, or what have you. I'm sorry for it. NoodlesAtNight 11:52 pm [[....Hmm.]] *He nods, but doesn't think much else yet. He's guilty of that too, and he's not perfectly convinced he shouldn't. But this is - odd. Nice, in its own way.* [[Go on.]] Osmond 11:54 pm Second part: is the music. Mech, you are quoting my words right back at me. Music is everything. Music has kept me from the edge, and spent me over it in the most amazing ways. It was my style, ya dig? It's what kept morale up, or kept the night young. And.... I don't know. I lost that when... I started slipping into other things, and ran away from it all. Heh, I've always said if you are going to do something do it with /your/ style, and scrap, did I fuck that up. Osmond 11:55 pm Side note *looks around the place* sweet kicks. Bet it gets /amazing/ acoustic too. NoodlesAtNight 11:56 pm *NOW he puffs up in the good way, sitting tall but loosely. The proud way.* [[You have no idea.]] verdigrisprowl 11:56 pm *mutters* The speaker system can really bring the house down. NoodlesAtNight 11:56 pm *Trembly shoulders. Bad, Prowl.* verdigrisprowl 11:56 pm *bad? or good?* Osmond 11:56 pm *smiles a little* Oh man I can imagine, and maybe one day if I get in your good favor, I'd love to hear it some time. verdigrisprowl 11:57 pm *he got the trembly shoulders, mission accomplished* NoodlesAtNight 11:58 pm [[...Write something worth playing here and perhaps he will consider it.]] Osmond 11:58 pm Sounds like a deal to me. NoodlesAtNight 11:58 pm *There. That's his graciousness. That's the apology for his snippiness and the acceptance of Jazz's. It's as good as that's getting.* verdigrisprowl 11:59 pm *well that was delightful to witness.* Osmond 11:59 pm Anyway, when this whole "air out your grievance" started I had none. So I'm good. Today NoodlesAtNight 12:00 am *....A wild wire short circuits somewhere in his frame.* [[Query: Do you know anything about growing crystals?]] verdigrisprowl 12:00 am *... where did THAT come from?* Osmond 12:01 am Crystals? Uh... yeah a little? I mean I'm not a specialist or anything. Would love to learn more honestly. Know on Earth it takes forever for them to grow, but you aren't referring to those I'm guessing. *small chuckle, relaxes* Why? NoodlesAtNight 12:02 am [[Unimportant right now. He just... likes information.]] *Flicks a hand.* verdigrisprowl 12:03 am ((for the record, i've gotta get off in like, seven minutes)) ((comp dies at a set time every night)) NoodlesAtNight 12:03 am ((WHOOP right let's wrap this up)) Osmond 12:03 am (( yeah same xD I should sleep)) Well alright.... I'll follow up on that later. NoodlesAtNight 12:04 am [[He expected you would. But the hour grows late, and his hosting ability grows short. He is not as social as some, nightclub or not.]] verdigrisprowl 12:05 am But we should catch up properly soon, one-on-one. Tomorrow, after my shift? Osmond 12:05 am *small laugh* Not a problem. I got to go find a place to stay anyways. So, I'll be getting out of your way. *wait is that to Jazz or Soundwave?* verdigrisprowl 12:05 am *to Jazz* *he's worried that if he doesn't schedule something NOW, while Jazz is still here—he won't be able to find him again later.* Osmond 12:06 am *Jazz stops* Hm? Oh yeah, sure, of course. That sounds like a date, my mech. NoodlesAtNight 12:06 am *Ugh. Jazz dates.* verdigrisprowl 12:07 am All right. You know where the precinct is. I'll meet you out front, we can figure out where to go from there? Osmond 12:07 am *thumbs up* Sounds solid to me. Soundwave, we can schedule something whenever you are ready *winks underneath visor* NoodlesAtNight 12:08 am [[........He is not interested in dating you.]] *He misunderstood whatever that was. Sorry.* Osmond 12:08 am *doesn't phase Jazz in the slightest, he just smiles* NoodlesAtNight 12:08 am *That said, he would consider speaking again some time soon.* Osmond 12:09 am Thanks for... everything. Both of you. *two-finger salute* See ya verdigrisprowl 12:09 am See you tomorrow. NoodlesAtNight 12:09 am *Nod.* Osmond 12:09 am *graceful exit*

Osmond 12:01 am Crystals? Uh... yeah a little? I mean I'm not a specialist or anything. Would love to learn more honestly. Know on Earth it takes forever for them to grow, but you aren't referring to those I'm guessing. *small chuckle, relaxes* Why? NoodlesAtNight 12:02 am [[Unimportant right now. He just... likes information.]] *Flicks a hand.* verdigrisprowl 12:03 am ((for the record, i've gotta get off in like, seven minutes)) ((comp dies at a set time every night)) NoodlesAtNight 12:03 am ((WHOOP right let's wrap this up)) Osmond 12:03 am (( yeah same xD I should sleep)) Well alright.... I'll follow up on that later. NoodlesAtNight 12:04 am [[He expected you would. But the hour grows late, and his hosting ability grows short. He is not as social as some, nightclub or not.]] verdigrisprowl 12:05 am But we should catch up properly soon, one-on-one. Tomorrow, after my shift? Osmond 12:05 am *small laugh* Not a problem. I got to go find a place to stay anyways. So, I'll be getting out of your way. *wait is that to Jazz or Soundwave?* verdigrisprowl 12:05 am *to Jazz* *he's worried that if he doesn't schedule something NOW, while Jazz is still here—he won't be able to find him again later.* Osmond 12:06 am *Jazz stops* Hm? Oh yeah, sure, of course. That sounds like a date, my mech. NoodlesAtNight 12:06 am *Ugh. Jazz dates.* verdigrisprowl 12:07 am All right. You know where the precinct is. I'll meet you out front, we can figure out where to go from there? Osmond 12:07 am *thumbs up* Sounds solid to me. Soundwave, we can schedule something whenever you are ready *winks underneath visor* NoodlesAtNight 12:08 am [[........He is not interested in dating you.]] *He misunderstood whatever that was. Sorry.* Osmond 12:08 am *doesn't phase Jazz in the slightest, he just smiles* NoodlesAtNight 12:08 am *That said, he would consider speaking again some time soon.* Osmond 12:09 am Thanks for... everything. Both of you. *two-finger salute* See ya verdigrisprowl 12:09 am See you tomorrow. NoodlesAtNight 12:09 am *Nod.* Osmond 12:09 am *graceful exit* verdigrisprowl 12:10 am *and heads back over to Soundwave* Thank you for your... tolerance. verdigrisprowl 12:11 am But I'm yours for the rest of the night. NoodlesAtNight 12:11 am [[You like the mech.]] *As if that explains it. It mostly does, honestly.*

[[Then let us go. His quarters are soundproofed.]] NoodlesAtNight 12:12 am *He'll have Ravage come check the couch for bugs. Time to go upstairs.* verdigrisprowl 12:12 am *Prowl's going to interpret that as a promise to do things that are going to make them need the soundproofing.* *And up they go.* Osmond 12:13 am (( by the way thank you for hosting tonight! and letting me join! )) NoodlesAtNight 12:13 am ((np! you're welcome any time!)) ((always mondays around 7:30-8:00cst, with occasional exception)) Osmond 12:14 am (( :smiley: okay! I'll try not to forget. My work schedule might flip back to nights which means I won't be able to attempt :pensive: but that might not be for a few more weeks. but for now good night! )) NoodlesAtNight 12:14 am ((no prob! come and go as necessary too. night!! :smiley: ))

[d-noona]

EUPHORIA

Summary: Y/N’s best friend literally throws her out to the Lions den to be devoured by a new acquaintance Jeon Jungkook. She unravels her inner desires with a man that has only one thing in mind. To deflower her.

Words: 1351 words

Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Chapter 02 - The Bar

CH. 01 - THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS

Y/N L/N was definitely NOT a party goer. She prefers to stay at home, plopped on her very single comfy bed, piled up with her teddies, kumamon, kero-keropi and assorted beanie babies. Y/N is turning 25 years old in a months time and has been single since birth. Her long wavy hair reaching just the top of her breast is adored by many, almond eyes swimming in the warmth of its hazel brown color, her caramel tanned skin, and a little more to love on the side. Her height is fairly average, but her breasts are more than plump.

More than, being an under statement as her cup size shouts double dang to the world so is her butt. Though despite this she prefers to hide her curves with baggy clothes, preferably hoodies and big pants. On a normal day, she prefers reading a book, any kind of book, doesn't matter what kind of genre it is, or probably just snack on munchies while watching anything on Netflix. Taking photos for her work, and sleeping endlessly. Y/N has never been confident about her looks, though more often than not her friends keeps assuring her otherwise. She just doesn't get it. This said, she prefers to just be alone and hide from people.

The only way for Y/N to get out of her flat is when her best friend literally drags her out of the unit. Miles Garcia, her renowned bestie for more than a decade is definitely a social butterfly. They met during college, Y/N went to a very famous Catholic all girls university, and Miles from an established Co-Ed Uni. They both clicked right away after watching some local band. Y/N was drawn to Miles, same as Miles to Y/N.

Y/N always recalled her bestie as the life of the party, her intense lust for life allures both men and women to come up to her and worship the ground she walked on. She's 25 years old, beautiful flawless skin, big brown eyes, luscious lips with a very petite figure, standing at least five foot three inches.

It was just a normal night in for Y/N, she sat on her bed, with a box of tissue on her bed side table, a bowl of her favorite chips on her lap and her TV light up as she scans the channels hoping to catch the next episode of Riverdale. She jerks in surprise as Miles comes barging in her room with an annoyed expression on her face. Judging from what her best friend was wearing she slowly feels her anxiety rise to the surface.

Oh no...here we go again....

Y/N snaps from her thought as Miles starts opening her dresser. "You need to get out or else you'll end up old, alone and weary." Miles continues as she throws a couple of outfit on Y/N's bed. "I was out earlier for your information. I went to the grocery and got these," as she points to her Doritos lazily laying on the bowl which was on top of her bed "Plus how dare you say that I'm alone? You have way too many personalities. I cant even handle. I'm good"

"Well youre gonna die a virgin" her best friend snaps back at her. Trying her best to avoid her friend she continues to munch on her chips. "I am not having that. Come on Y/N. Just for one night. Be with me? It'll be fun."

"No. Thank you" quick to answer, Y/N stands up from her bed and strides along her kitchen to grab a can of soda, then goes back to sit on her bed with Miles following her every step, once back in Y/N's room, she sits facing her. "PLEASSSEEE? I'll trade you" says her best friend. Y/N quirks up an eyebrow at Miles in curiousity wondering what her friend was offering her this time. She humms and shrugs knowing that her friend may be up to no good.

"Come on. I'll get you that camera you want! Your birthday is in a month. Its the perfect timing too. You need a new one for work you say. If you go with me tonight. I'm buying the darn thing the day after tomorrow! I promise. Pleaaaasseee bae" she whines.

Y/N, wide eyed staring at her friend, in denial. If there was one thing her best friend was good at, it was forgetting her promises but either way she just lets it slide, however this time around she was slowly considering the offer since she needs the new equipment for work. "Whats in it for you?" Knowing that there could be a reason why her friend came barging in her apartment late at night.

"I met this guy...." Miles trails off. Y/N interupts her "AHA! I knew it. Hoe!" Y/N smirks at her friend.

"Hardly. He's just too good to resist. Plus he's bringing a friend. Come on be humane. We dont want some poor stranger third wheeling with me and Suga"

Y/N chuckles at the name "Suga? Seriously??? Mileeeesss...." as she tilts her head to the side.

Her friend laughs along with her "Dont be so judgemental, its his stage name. He's a rapper for your information. Duhhhh. His real name is Min Yoongi, met him and his friend at the local cafe where you get your caffeine addiction. Plus theyre smoking hot. I prefer you lose your damn virginity to someone who knows what theyre doing" Y/N knows she will never win this battle with Miles, however she definitely wont come down without a fight for her alone time. NO WAY will she lose her virginity to some random stranger she sighs "hmmm...lets see, camera that'll be a Canon D40, an extra lens and coffee for a week or else no deal."

"Bae. Too much. My ass doesnt poop out gold nor cash. A camera and coffee for two weeks?" Miles says hopefully as she checks out the time. She has an hour to get her best friend to agree. "Camera and coffee for two weeks plus a bagle on the side." She quickly reponds.

"Fine. Deal" as Miles smirks at her friend, Y/N reaches out her hand to Miles and made a pinky promise in attempts to solidify the verbal agreement.

Rummaging through Y/N's dresser was a torture for Miles knowing her friend doesnt really like wearing girly outfits. She however finds a pot of gold when she pushes Y/N's clothes to the side to see a very familiar box. It was her gift from last year. A number specifically Miles got for Y/N which she has never worn much to her disappointment. The black spaghetti strapped dress was a few inches above the knee, with a slit on its left side. It was classy. Not trashy. She knows Y/N had all the right curves and would look amazing in the dress but her best friend never took the chance.

"Go take a shower. You reek by the way and put this on" as Miles throws the dress on Y/N's bed. Stunned, Y/N pulls the dress and shakes her head as her brain cries for help

Oh no. No. No. Heck no....

"I am not wearing THAT!" Y/N pushes the dress away from her.

"You Missy have no say. Youve made your bargain. I get to choose your dress and your look tonight. You get your coffee and camera plus your bagle with my left pinky toe as a bonus. Now go!" Miles laughs at her friend with her finger shaking furiously.

Oh God have mercy on my poor soul...

"Fine" she huffs.

After her shower, Y/N quickly blow dries her hair and changed into the God forbidden outfit her best friend has thrown at her. Miles starts doing Y/N's make up and hair. "Do you have heels?" she asks.

"Do I look like the type of person that does?" Y/N replies sarcastically. "Shit. Oh. Wait. Yeah I think I got something" Miles quickly stands up from Y/N's bed, and looks into Y/N's cabinet.

Y/N on the other hand was examining how she looked on her mirror. She feels both her insecurity and anxiety building up. She whips her head to her friend with a sigh as Miles was busy trying to find a solution for the problem at hand. "Miles. Isnt this too revealing?" She says.

"Gotcha!!!" Her friend exclaimed whilst holding a denim jacket and a pair of Stanley Smiths. "The heck are you talking about. You look hot! Here, put this on. Casual but sexy" says her friend.

Y/N does what she's told. Then looks back at the mirror. "I can work with this" she nods in approval. "Good. You look amazing. I know I look amazing. Were late. Lets go"