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Thanks to @toxhards for singlehandedly putting me back into my Green Day phase by having an opener that was just them DJing almost exclusively Green Day music.
This was several months ago, and I'm still flailing around to Green Day at 2am on the sewing room floor (the muse demanded it, but I bet by morning I'll have great eye bags and a brand new Mary Quant dress)
#they did something to my brain#my parasites are telling me that i can fit and sew a 60s mini dress and also a banner with my heraldry and perhaps a leather bag shaped like#a horseshoe crab. all in one night of course.#theres some avril lavigne and the dolly rocker movement mixed in there of course (and perhaps spiderman!batfam fan fiction read by a robot)#just to break up the green day a little bit#green day#the toxhards#mary quant#normal sewist things
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actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
#link is in the replies!!#ignore the ai thumbnail though. theyre just kids and after someone commented about it they havent used it in their ned videos.#love watching kids learn how to be people and not assholes#i think the fire was actually their own video of a tiny toy person they straight up lit on fire#do play with matches kids
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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible
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When handling archaeological human remains gets weird
We’re all professionals, but sometimes you catch yourself realizing how weird things are looking when handling human remains
Trying to shake out clumped together dirt from someone skull
Brushing someone’s teeth with an actual toothbrush, something they have never done in their lives
Comparing someone’s bones to yours
Judging their dental hygiene
When the earworm of the day is Johnny Cash’ s “Ain’t No Grave”.
Scooping someone’s eye sockets clean with a spoon (or just their whole brain)
When some bones are just … off … you judge hard
Talking in your head to them as if they can hear you
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My partner somehow has managed to find four different buttons on my remote that when he accidentily presses them (big fingers), puts on Property Brothers (chunky blonde highlights era). My smart TV also will only open to Property Brothers. I've stopped using my TV at all for fear of the Property Brothers.
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Wait what if Hawk Girl x Eve could work because they bond over both having weird toes, like Eve’s insecure about her toes because of Jimmy and Hawk Girl has weird bird looking toes so she’s cool with it
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“u should be at the club” no i should be at home studying my Hugh Grant 1990 Japanese Photobook see u in 3 days










#its 3am and i was soecifically seeking out these images to study god hes so gender#hugh grant#maurice 1987
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Absolutely LOVE the fact that unlike most superhero movies, Superman didn’t do everything.
It was set up as “oh no Metropolis and Jarhanpur are in trouble! He needs to quickly finish one and then help the other!” But no. Instead he just called his friends and they stepped in where he couldn’t. Even at Metro, he had Mr. Terrific’s help.
This is not a one-god-army kinda Superman. This is a I-could-try-to-do-it-all-or-I-can-ask-others-to-step-in-when-needed and isn’t that the crux of humanity right now? All of us may not be able to go where the problems are happening but we can help those who are there. We can also face the problems happening in our neighbourhood with people who can’t be close but can help in whatever way they can.
Because, sure, Superman could do it all himself. But that inevitably leads to a Superman who is stretched too thin and getting increasingly weary. But having people he knows he can rely on? Well isn’t that the best power anyone can have…
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Something I really loved in the new Superman:
When that building is falling down over the bridge, Superman is saving one woman in a car. Usually in superhero movies or TV procedurals with emergency services, if it’s a woman in a car she also has a child or a crying baby to “raise the stakes” and make you care. But for this Superman, and in the context of this movie, it’s enough to just be a woman alone in a shitty car that won’t start right. She doesn’t need to be a mother for the stakes to be high enough that Superman uses his body to stop an entire skyscraper.
It was small, but it felt really powerful to me the moment I saw it.
#I NEED YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND THAT CAR CAME WITH VELOUR SEATS#engine bros are OBSESSED with this car#it lowkey looks like a shitty car but is actually a fuck off good car#but the most cursed creation on gods green earth#my cars seats once caught fire because the sun passed through a crack in the glass and lit up the velour seats#like some cruel god holding a magnifying glass over an ant#but I can also drive 1000km on a single 60 CAD tank of fuel#its exactly the car that all of this would happen to#superman 2025#superman
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#i say this about everything TO THIS DAY#the meme never died#my sister abd my fella too because theyre certified cool guys 😎#its morbin time
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@cockworms It's transporting motorcycles, likely dirtbikes. There's a chance it's quads or some other atv, but it's most likely motorcross bikes. The idea that the addiction to / love of a very dangerous and expensive adrenaline junky sport is equated to a disease.

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