#toxic brainrot anon

[itsvenera]

I might be losing my marbles but this idea is absolutely ROTTING my poor brain please pleasE stick with me here

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Two people who sleep together not out of lust or even love but a very deep sadness and shared trauma that only they understand.

One that craves the comfort and warmth being of an embrace, pretending it's something beautiful and lovely, while the other just needs something to feel grounded and release all those ugly feelings bubbling inside of them before they go crazy.

Both know they don't mean anything to the other. That they're just pathetic broken people trying to somehow mend their pieces together just enough to make breathing a bit easier.

The bruises and rough handling that ache, but the almost tender kisses on their skin, as if they're saying sorry, only making everything so much more complicated than it should be. The tears that they pretend it's because of the pleasure and not because of how their hearts twist every time. It's wrong and it's painful, but it's a craving. A need that no one else can help with.

[ and oh my goodness when we add the troupe of mutually unrequited love where the ones that got rejected find comfort in each other while thinking about someone else? only to then fall in love again, but this time with the person that's been by their side the entire time but they were to both too blind to realize until now? I eat it up every time ]

I also just wanna throw this out there but maybe Kakashi or Itachi (the more mature but equally traumatized men) with the main idea sounds deliciously painful (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)

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I just had to get this out of my system pls ignore any mistakes I wrote it in a rush haha ! oh and I hope you don't mind me here again !

-Toxic brainrot anon xx

another day, another blessing from you toxic brainrot anon! x honestly I get soooo many ideas every time I read your messages and I agree - Kakashi and Itachi are perfect for this!

I am sucker for this, because I am so tired of the idea that physical intimacy always come hand in hand with romantic feelings, like..???? Sure, we all want it to be true (or most of us I would imagine), but in real world this is not always the case and I think more writers should consider it, especially when they write fics with traumatized men as central characters!

Is he really capable of that ' real love' that all his fangirls like to imagine he is? Is he really that man that can 'commit and open his heart'? Do we even actually like them or do we just like the idea of them, because deep down we like to think that everyone and everything can be fixed?

I just love this trope soooo much!

[momentomori24]

Please stop supporting Project Eden’s Garden. The whole staff is toxic and problematic, especially considering the new doc that’s come out about their actions towards a fan and their friends. You’re better off not associating with it altogether.

[sevlawless]

is this a safe space to talk freely about the um ink ? Cause I swear I got flashbacks to the choices fandom aka Kamilah tattoo 💀💀

whoever sent this PLEASE COME OFF ANON BECAUSE I CANTSKSKDNDBDNDKMDKDKS

[n4talia-chaparro]

do u draw stuff outside of ur hyperfixiations? (like other fandoms that u might not be apart of)

Sorta???

Pico School, tankman, regretvator, PPG, Henry stickmen, smurfs, any fandom that I'm not part of yet.

[honeyhotteoks]

no but listen... as a breeding kink enjoyer myself, im so on board for the whole yunho and breeding agenda .

we all know he's a passionate lover and that man lives for knowing his partner is into it as well and the intimacy of it all makes his heart skip a beat bc what do you mean you love him SO much to let him breed you?

and that post about tall lovers that you shared goes hand in hand with my train for thoughts as well💀 bc yunho might look a bit freaky and that might translate to bed, but he's deep at heart, a missionary lover (don't @ me im a sucker for soft lover yunho). knowing that his partner is caged between his body and the bed, not going anywhere and their hands stuck on his body, passionate kisses coming and going as he whispers into your ear about how much he wants to make you his, to knock you up full of him🫠

ANYWAYS

i leave the stage to your own brainrot my friend (yes, we're friends now lmao jk, im not imposing it)

yours truly,

✨anon

the way i started reading this ask and was like oh i know this is ✨ anon cooking and i was right

OKAY SO as you can probably imagine i have about a million thoughts about this that are faaaaaaaar too nsfw so everything i think about yunho and his breeding kink is under the cut

now that we’re all safely here in nsfw world…………… nobody judge me this is my favorite kink of all time to read, to write, to uhhhh whatever else and you’ve been warned, this is bringing out unhinged chai. it’s fairly self indulgent to imagine yunho with a wild breeding kink, but i actually do think it tracks for his personality AND i dont care if it’s self indulgent this is fiction lol

OKAY

so the thing about breeding kink that i think when written well, the part that just scratches my feral brain so right isn’t necessarily about the ‘breeding’ of it all it’s about the intimacy, the trust, and the lowkey ownership of it all. now i don’t at all mean that in a toxic misogyny way….. but i do mean it in kind of a ‘sometimes traditional stuff is hot’ way, and giving a piece of yourself like that / allowing your partner to take that piece to me is super hot. it’s like the ultimate culmination of that love and passion - so exactly what you said, you love him so much to let him breed you and his brain goes mushy.

i’ll talk a little bit about breeding kink specifics in a sec but as far as yunho having one….. i truly will die on this hill. he may or may not irl actually have one, who knows, but i think he’s the perfect type of guy to have one. i’ve talked about this before, but he really gives ultimate soft dom vibes, the kind of man who would want to be a guiding hand to his partner. he’s traditional in a lot of ways, and i think that would also lean him towards liking those traditional aspects of gender - i don’t mean this to limit him i’m just saying those things would probably make his guy brain light up. i.e. a parter in a skirt, heels, doing things that feel traditional like cooking etc. I don’t think he consciously thinks about the fact that those traditional elements are hot to him, but i also think he’s the kind of guy who gets hard watching their girlfriend make dinner. i think breeding kink is such a natural next step there because it is another very domestic, romantic, traditional thing. even if yunho wasn’t into women or if he didn’t actually want children, i still think those things would be true, because i just kind of read him as that type of dude and i think that would translate into any more specific kinks he has.

if he does want children / is with a partner who can get pregnant…. then i think the kink could become even more intense and go a step further into him really being into his partner while they’re pregnant / wanting to have even more kids etc.

so when it comes to yunho and breeding in particular…………… here’s a feral headcanon

he keeps it to himself for a long time, but there are certain things he does that tip you off earlier in the relationship that this is something he’s into

for one…. he’s literally obsessed with cumming inside you to the point that once you stop using condoms you never start again, and where other guys are fond of cumming other places…. your mouth, your tits, your face…… he’s the type of guy to stop you blowing him just so he can get off inside

the type to press his cock right up against your pussy when he’s jerking it he’s so obsessed with it

to say nothing of the time he came all over your stomach and he got deeply embarrassed, ears running red, and trying to brush over it…. but you saw the way he looked at you.

so you coax him into it - begging him to cum inside, telling him how much you need it…… slipping and calling him ‘daddy’ just to see him break

and it’s not in a dom/sub way, not like that…. it makes him crazy because that’s what he wants with his partner, with you, he wants to actually have kids and be a dad and make you a mom and have a happy family the way that he was raised, he wants to give you and his future kids the world

so when he finally admits it, it is soft. it’s a while into you being together, after talking about the fact that you want to be married to each other one day, after you know you’re both it for each other

and he’s worshipping you as he always does, buried inside you in missionary and just kissing the breath out of you, when he says it between soft moans, “Want to make you mine, forever, baby, want to get you pregnant,”

and he freezes, realizing he said it out loud but then you moan, absolutely losing it at finally hearing him admit it

and you both know in that moment……… the stars are aligning all too well. both of you want that. bad.

and that just lets the floodgates open completely.

“Is that what you want? Want everyone to know I got you pregnant?”

“Want me to give you a baby, sweetheart?”

“Beg me, jagi, beg me to cum inside you,”

“Tell me how much you want me to knock you up,”

And for a while, you stay on birth control and the dirty talk gets feral. Knowing you both love it, but also knowing that for now it’s feral and risk free? You can’t even keep your hands off each other.

Spread open in bed, legs back in a press, “Can you feel me here, baby?” His hand always pressed over your stomach, teasing and tender and driving you up to orgasm faster than anything else.

“You’ll be such a pretty mommy, won’t you? So round and full of daddy’s baby,”

“Want me to knock you up with my big cock, sweetheart? Is that what you need?”

But……………..things get tender again when you’re actually trying. When it’s not just dirty talk and getting off…. when you’re actually ovulating and tracking and planning and when you both want it for real this time.

And the first time, he really takes his time with you. Soft and gentle in a way that shows every ounce of his love. What it means for you both to do this, what you’re giving to him and to each other.

And he’s whispering it, already emotional at how much he loves you, and how you’re looking up at him in this moment - “Sweetheart, I’m gonna take such good care of you,”

You know he will, he always does.

Slow strokes, foreheads pressed together, easy, rolling orgasms.

“That’s it baby, let me in, cum and open up for me,”

“Gonna make you mine,”

“Take my baby, beautiful,”

“Gonna put it right here,” With his hand on your stomach, “such a good mommy for me,”

And all bets are really off once you’re pregnant. If you thought he could keep his hands off you before? Oh no, Yunho’s the type of guy who isn’t just in it for the breeding, he’s in it for the LOVE, for the baby, for the partnership….. so of course he’s excited to watch your body change.

He’s the type of guy who gets excited over every little thing, ear pressed to your belly too early just to see if he can hear something, feel a kick, anything.

And the knowledge that he did that? That your body is powerful and beautiful and strong but he planted the seed and you both made this beautiful wonderful amazing decision together? Well…. that gets him riled up too.

So it’s worshipping time when you’re pregnant.

Back rubs, foot rubs, belly rubs, you name it he’s there with a bottle of warming oil and a whole lot of words of affirmation.

“So gorgeous like this,”

“You’re doing so well, baby, you’re growing a whole person, you’re incredible,”

“Can’t believe I got you pregnant,”

And more often than not those touches and massages lead to a lot more. He just can’t help it - you deserve to be taken care of in every possible way.

And the more pregnant you get, the more dizzy it makes him. Your belly swollen, tits full, your body softening and filling out deliciously in ways he didn’t even know he wanted.

Until all he’s thinking about is the next time he can get you knocked up again.

Until he’s dirty talking again like he just can’t stop.

“You like being full of me, babygirl?”

“Beg me to get you pregnant again,”

“That’s my girl, that’s it, cum for me mama,”

he’s the type of guy to get addicted to you, and that combined with how much he wants a family with you? there’s no escaping the feral breeding kink of it all in that case.

anyways this ask killed me, i died. i’m off to scream into the void about him yet again.

[crooked-wasteland]

You probably wanna avoid interacting with Chai btw. They’re just a toxic person who condones doxxing and harassment based on ships. Only sending this as a warning in case you weren’t aware of the things they’ve done, a lot of their fans have been bullying critics and downplaying what they’ve done and said. I literally don’t trust any of their mutuals it’s all internet brainrot

Frankly, Anon, I think you and I have fundamentally different ideas of what Toxic is. For example, I think lying about someone simply because you don't like them is toxic.

Chai has always been a vocal advocate of letting people ship whatever they want in fiction for the last 2 years I have been following his social media. It is something so consistent, in fact, that I am entirely comfortable saying that portion of your post is a blatant lie.

Second, if there are fans of Chai, their actions are their own. Once again, Chai has always been very accepting of shipping whatever anyone wants to ship so long as they don't harm real people and animals. If so-called "fans" wish to act out, that isn't Chai's problem. Unlike Medrano, Chai has told his audience to not engage in that sort of behavior. So he has done his due diligence and is not responsible for the actions of others in my opinion.

I am not a friend of Chai, I have barely talked to him in fact. I personally follow him because he does have connections and information I use to form my thoughts on Spindlehorse and Medrano's character. Not based on Chai's opinions, but on the patterns of behavior Chai has been able to bring to light by knowing those who were directly involved with Medrano.

If you genuinely believe these falsehoods and are earnestly looking out for some stranger on the internet, then rest assured I hear you and am able to say with personal certainty that the information you have is simply incorrect.

But on the off chance that I am wrong, I do request you bring me evidence instead of making baseless accusations the next time you have a concern.

[nanamineedstherapy]

Get ready I'm about to emotionally wreck you. (This is a Gojo × Nanami paragraph cause I was spiralling)

Nanami's last words to Yuuji right before being blown off was "You've got it from here."

We popularly know Yuuji resembles Gojo and is meant to be somewhat of a parallel to him, canonically. We also know Nanami once shat on Gojo right after Haibara's death for being the strongest — it was Nanami's way of trying to convey "No matter how hard we work, people will only cry for the strongest."

What if Nanami's last words to Yuuji wasn't just for Yuuji? What if Nanami used Yuuji's likeliness to Gojo as a vessel to say his final apologies to Gojo— kind of like a "I'm sorry, Satoru, you've got it from here." cause at the end of the day, Satoru is the strongest and the only person Nanami genuinely trusted to protect the kids? That little smile? The final forgiveness? Hello, they were literally Yuuji's parents.

And they say gonana isn't sad like hell no, I can make it ten times sadder ydek, they're so divorced couples/co-parents coded to me.

Alexa play "Somewhere only we know."

Anon you didn’t emotionally wreck me, you emotionally exorcised me. Like I levitated. My spine curled into a quotation mark.

You’re telling me Nanami looked at Yuuji—the Gojo-coded bastard child of jujutsu society—and basically used him as a proxy divorce lawyer to send his final love note to the man who ruined his life??? THE SAME MAN he dragged in broad daylight for being the strongest, only to turn around and whisper "it was always you, Satoru" with a SMILE before detonating???

No literally they were divorced co-parents in the most toxic-yet-functional PTA dynamic possible. Nanami was scheduling the student field trips. Gojo was trying to sneak Yuuji into strip clubs “for experience.” Yuuji had to make their couple therapy appointments.

And YET... in his final moment, Nanami gave Gojo the one thing he couldn’t give himself: forgiveness. Because he knew Satoru would blame himself forever.

You know what? I’m calling it. Nanago was JJK’s first ship and Gege tried to memory-wipe us. It’s giving Mandela Effect. It’s giving “they weren’t roommates, they were ex-husbands with matching trauma.”

Anyway, welcome to the brainrot, Anon. Join the ✨Nanago Divorce and Delusion Society™✨ if you like your sorrow bisexual and canon-deranged. We make memes and cry recreationally.

Now I will do you one better. Nanami died trying to get to Gojo in Shibuya.

[hollow-lime-green]

the t/b discourse is so dumb. is it not embarrassing for people to get genuinely heated over which fictional man they think takes it in the ass ? this is supposed to be For Fun, isn't it ?? idk, i like to have fun !!

fandom discourse in general reminds me of what it was like working with young children. certain kids would always get into arguments over nothing and we can try to fix it but at some point it's like... you guys don't Have to talk to each other......

people in fandom spaces need to learn this lesson. preferences are preferences, not laws, and it's 100% your responsibility to cultivate your experience around those preferences. no one else's. filtering, blocking, SCROLLING, are all features of tumblr and ao3 for a reason

but this would be asking fandom members to be Rational,, and ive long since given up hope in that respect

it is gigadumb. but, for what it's worth, i think it's actually worse than that.

i care about dick in ass; I love writing dick in ass; there's so much you can do with dick in ass. as a dick in ass expert, i would bet these people don't really care about dick in ass. what I think they do care about is fandom wank. fandom can turn fine wine into lead water with a proficiency even jesus christ would be awed by.

more under the cut, but the short version:

it's more emotional than logical. if you tried to explain to a normie why so many people ostensibly care about mlm dick in ass, they would either send you to a sanitorium or put you on the shortlist for translators needed when the aliens invade

yeah, these people are children (many such cases). and to be honest, i think this is fairly age appropriate behavior. not good, not real appropriate, but expected. teens are fucking assholes.

you are extremely right about curation, anon. fujos have fought and died (maybe) for curation features like tags/filtering, blocking, and yaoi titty mousepads. use them, folks.

so, discourse meta thoughts (wow this got longer than I meant it to) -

it is a time-honored fandom tradition to create heated, vitriolic discourse out of… fucking nothing, really. you might not go in having a stance on t/b dynamics (and a thousand other things in other fandoms - aroace hcs, race hcs, neurodivergence hcs spring to mind but there are many). but if you then get a stance fed to you, and then that stance is portrayed as correct, either analytically (characterization, textual support) or morally (rabbit hole I won't go down today), then you may get emotionally attached to that stance. and you may also get emotionally attached to arguing about it.

this is one of those things where the social activism brainrot of social media (particularly twitter/tumblr) really drives things. and I'm not saying this isn't the space for that. it is. even though it can be extremely toxic, I think there is still some long-term benefit to having a space where people spew nuclear grade radioactive bullshit takes, that eventually, when looked at from a bird's eye view, can add some context to larger discussions of social issues, how people feel and how their personal context affects that. one example i would give for that is fandom puritanism in general. it's wacky and absolutely regressive, but it's interesting to see and note the shift, and to think about why that is happening to late genz/gen alpha, what societal factors have promoted the backswing, etc. (again, I am just extremely Interested in Trends)

but tumblr/fandom is not just a forum. as a social media site/social community, you can actually grade the politics and wanks with numbers and clout, and there is an incentive to Say the Right Thing to get your little tamagotchi numbers reward. the act of Saying the Right Thing (which actually presents as being a self-righteous asshole online) then carries its own little serotonin boost. wank can be extremely addictive, and with fandom wank in general, we like to conflate what should be non-issue content preferences (like t/b) to our identities and politics. and that's not shocking. fandom is a queer space therefore it is also a political space (not because lgbtq+ identities should be political, obviously, but because a lot of conservative assholes are forcing it to be)

anyway, you can see where all of the heat comes from. this is an opinion, but it is a pretty well-informed one. because you will never not catch me with a strangeaeons/contrapoints/sarah zed deep dive video essay into fandom wank in the background. i find these phenomena extremely interesting. fandom drama is my dentist office fish tank.

when i was in high school, i was an extremely militant atheist, online and offline. i am a stem girlie (and i have issues), so to me, it was important that i was Right and everyone knew i was Right. i was also in the south, gay marriage was not yet legal, and the westboro baptist church was in the news all of the time. so freedom of/from religion was a pretty salient topic, but I was still a dick about it. and i did it because the debates and the memes and the Being Right of it all really recharged me in a way that was very toxic when you look at it objectively. i was transmuting negative emotions into positive feedback, but hurting others and working myself up in the process.

the reason i fell out of it was not that i magically started listening to religious people, someone changed my mind with a good argument, and gained a new respect for them. it was because i got bored. i had gone through the people in my real life that I could have the debate with, and the internet memes started getting repetitive. i was weaned off of my serotonin boost (also gay marriage was legalized and the vibes of the time were getting better, so i could put down my sword).

my point with this is that if you actually want to end this discourse, you have to stop feeding the beast.

curation is key. if you curate your feed, like I have probably done unintentionally, then you can largely step away from this bullshit. and when you do get the bullshit, the best thing to do is not engage and move on, because you will deny the rage machine its essential fuel - interaction. but walking away is extremely difficult to do, because the thing is - that little serotonin boost and righteousness - it goes both ways.

i'm not going to blame people for biting back when they get cyberbullied. it's natural and human and it is good for the community to stand together and fight back against vitriol. and it is also unfair to tone check those responses, especially when they are direct responses to direct emotional attacks. but i will point out that it's probably not the most effective way to end the discourse, if that is your goal.

because ultimately, they're not going to feel chagrined when you call out an anon post, they're going to feel a bump from the attention. they're not going to be impacted by a victim statement or some show of the harm they are causing; because they feel in a way that it is healing them. people aren't sending hate because they want to deeply, critically engage in a debate and their minds could be swayed by the right words; they're doing it because they're having fun.

[toxycodone]

THISTLE BRAINROT. My femboy wife. Can’t decide if he’s tiny or if he has a massive dick he doesn’t know what to do with.

ANON...YOU GET ME. GOD. I LOVE HIM. My crazy insane toxic bf.

I can go either way with him ngl. Like. Both options are good....

No matter what he's a "crazy ex-gf" type individual who is notoriously repressed.

[itsvenera]

on the topic of Gaara with someone very toxic...

I can’t help but think he'd be a not so secret masochist. Though not in a sexy haha way but in a “my trauma left me fucked up and I feel like I deserve it” way.

When he grows to complete love and trust them, his s/o can abuse him. They can and should hit him around. As long as they continue to tell him how much they love him.

Punch him, slap him, tie him up, make him bleed, oh please, make a mess out of him. He deserves it. He deserves to be hurt and feel the pain. His s/o is the only one who can do it. The only one who will make him feel as if they're helping him with "redemption" for his sins.

This is love. It's physical proof of how much they love him despite the monster he is and oh how very kind they are to still look at him that way despite what he is. How very kind they are to correct his mistakes, to wash away his skin with their gentle hands even though he's so filthy. Gods, he can't help but chase after the touch like a pathetic needy dog. To ask for their guidance in every way.

Mark every part of him with themselves so that he can dream of being worthy to be by their side. Mark him with their love, just like he did once with himself.

- Toxic brainrot anon xx

You know I've never thought about this one, but it makes so much sense! I always thought that Gaara would be one of the few Naruto men who would accept A LOOOOT of shitty things from his s/o in the name of "love" (or whatever his idea is of love)!

[rubra-wav]

I’m a bit hesitant to ask this because I’ve never requested spicy stuff anywhere but do you think Vox can change out his biology like other parts of himself? Could he choose to have a vag instead of a dick?

I may or may not have been thinking about pegging him when this idea popped up for me

NSFW / 18+ only obv

OH I LOVE THIS ASK SM BC IT HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY BRAINROT PILE I HAVE NOT SHARED WITH THE WORLD YET.

Anon, YES. YES I DO THINK HE CAN.

Though, he probably would not ever do that unless you are REALLY close and he's significantly recovered from his bs.

In theory I wanna say yeah he probably could, but if he could would he? Probably not.

BUT

I've talked about this in other posts, but Vox gives me hella internalised toxic masculinity stench (not towards others, just to himself mostly at this point) so he would most likely never do something that's so emasculating.

He would be so so embarrassed the whole time.

If we talk you somehow get him to deconstruct that enough for him to feel comfortable enough to do that and allow you to touch him while like that... (*thrashing trying not to go feral*)

Like he'd be probably really trying not to freak out even though he was interested in it enough to choose go through with it - he would still be glitching probably from the second you're seeing him like that.

If you treat him right and real well while he's like that... he would most likely be mortified by the sounds you managed to pull from him with that. (The thought of him trying to suppress his enjoyment and just failing miserably and letting out stuttering whines and stuff.... AAA)

Yeah I will probably end up doing a proper post on this at some point bc HFHFHFHFHF, but for now, have my probably barely coherent brainrot

Would probably end up bluescreening by the time he's finishing because like - not only would the pleasure of being screwed with a vag (strap or actual dick) be completely different then what he's used to, his internal bs would probably still be there yelling at him over it.

When I say it would take a LOT of work for this to ever be a possibility too tho I don't say that lightly. Like bro would be so hesitant to ever let this happen

[waywardprintmaker]

I have soooo many thoughts I want to share with you but I'm too shy to message you off anon. 🥲🩷

As for headcanons, though...

1. I'd like to believe that by the time Ominis was forced to torture those muggles, Avaric was already off the deep end. Like, he was already mentally gone. 95% of who he was with Neo was gone. Yes, he's always been vile. He's always been a maniac. But losing the chance at real love with Neo made him lose his actual marbles. He threw his sanity away with all the memories he had during his youth.

2. Maybe it's just me and my two-year brainrot about Ominis but... I think he actually has evil in him. And I mean it in the most loving and understanding way possible. Every single day he smiles genuinely, fight for the good, not give in to the dark arts, and being a very decent person is an active choice for him. I'm not saying he is just secretly evil (because he is a good person to be able to defy his parents' evil traditions from an early age). But he can feel the evil singing in his veins. Even the simplest of annoyance can trigger something dark in him that he has to supress so hard. If regular people are already having a hard time being good, it takes him herculean strength to overcome his blood.

That's all! 😅🩷

I do absolutely agree that Avaric progressively gets worse as time goes on! However! I know not everyone might share this with me! But I don't think he had any love there to begin with. I don't even think he's capable of it, if I'm honest. I don't want to pretend that whatever he had with Neo was something magical and special that could melt his cold heart - in my head it was just as abusive and just as toxic, just perhaps channeled slightly differently. Frankly, I'm not sure what he himself thought about it? But I do know that he absolutely hated the fact that the whole situation ended *not* how he wanted it to end. Part of me thinks that not getting his own way was the most traumatic thing for him. But Really love the headcanon that after that he fully commits to being an psycho and his family is forced to bare the brunt of it. As for Evil Ominis, that's so interesting! I think that could a neat for a fic, a standalone alternate story kinda thing, where Ominis has to fight himself more and more. I'd so read that! Thank you for sharing these and please don't hesitate to post more, I love when people share headcanons and I could talk about the Gaunts forever!

[animentality]

sorry if this is rambly, it’s 6:30am and i have to be at work at 8 and i havent slept yet cause im roatating enver gortash in my head like a rotisserie chicken-

i was thinking about what initially drew gortash to durge, because its a damn risky endeavor to try and endear yourself to a bhaalist. its pretty much 100% guaranteed to end in death, either you die in the attempt or you succeed and become important to them and bhaals children always end up destroying whats important to them. so then maybe thats the draw?

he never has to guess what durge’s intentions are. working with shady criminals and politicians alike gortash always has to wonder if they mean what they say, if they are planning to stick a dagger in his back. with durge he doesnt have to wonder, he knows. they couldnt hide who they are if they tried, and they have no desire to try. and when the day comes they have a dagger for him theyd rather stick it in his front, not his back.

later he would come to appreciate their cunning mind, their keen intellect, and their boundless loyalty, but first? first he liked that he knew exactly what to expect from them. he walked into that toxic mess with eyes wide open.

I MEAN.

not only are you correct, you are also based.

this is true. the dark urge makes no attempt to hide who they are when he reaches out to them. i am the child of bhaal, they say. i am murder incarnate. i kill as easily as i breathe.

but if you're ok with that.

we can get coffee.

and gortash canonically hates sleazy politics and in fighting and backstabbing, which is why he tries to be a dictator, because he thinks he can get rid of all that.

so durge WOULD be a breath of fresh air for him.

there's no way he didn't know durge would probably attempt to kill him in bhaal's name further down the road.

like come on. the child of murder, who wants to destroy the entire world and offer it on a platter to his father?

come on now.

gortash is smarter than that. he's a banite, he knows. power grubby bitch means murder bitch, and they make out with the understanding that one day, they might come at odds.

but scintillating, isn't it, anon? the idea of it?

eeeurgh. brainworms...brainrot... you are so intelligent i could have a stimulating cup of coffee with you...

[electric-blorbos]

"Donut also really likes putting on lip gloss and decorating George with little lip marks, and would do the same with the others if they wanted"

Does the old man George crash or overheat whenever this happens? If so, why does he keep wanting them??? I know he's in love, but he's already on his deathbed.

How would the other Cargo Ship characters react to Donut giving them a lil kiss (once they were more comfortable with xem)?

(I saw that people liked Electric Hate and I'm so sorry I did NOT know my brainrot would get popular)

-Brawl Anon

Good question!!! Yes! George's fan is whirring constantly, and getting too excited causes him to lag heavily. But nothing should take his joy away, not even the threat of death.

Toxic is probably the second worst about being down bad for Donut's little kisses. He's absolutely feral for attention, but doesn't know what to do with genuine affection. It messes him up big time.

Artemis and Muffin are very cute about the kisses. Muffin makes a cute little (●´ω｀●) face when Donut kisses her, and Artemis will respectfully ask for more.

Miss Olivia is the most difficult, considering her facility core is suspended over a bottomless pit, but she definitely notices how tender and caring Donut is when performing routine maintenance on her servers. When Donut is working on Olivia's auxiliary computers and presses little kisses to them, Olivia is very aware of it, but she has trouble communicating this directly.

Sandy and Mr. Buttercream have been around since Donut was little, and they're very used to xer physical affection. Of course, they're very sweet about it, but it doesn't drive them insane like it does for the computers.

Donut isn't as inclined to kiss Jade as xe is to kiss the others, despite Jade being constantly in xer pocket (unless xe drops her. Then it's an I'm sorry kiss!) but Jade is used to feeling Donut's soft breath when xe talks on the phone, or xer soft fingertips pressing her number keys. Of course, Jade isn't really the affectionate type either. Too much direct attention without an additional distraction can make her uncomfortable. She doesn't like 1:1 attention, and prefers group settings.

Also, about your brainrot getting popular? I feel the same way about my mini fics! Why do people like them >_<!

[cypresswood3]

larthur like arkayne anon here. larthur is slowly becoming a crack but default ship to me. yesss let them be toxic yaoi and irreversibly ruin each other's lives. good shit. you know?

Oh I get it thank you!! Ahem. YEEEEEES !! CRACK BUT DEFAULT SHIP YES !! Larthur brainrot is spreading. Toxic doomed yaoi taking its roots in people's brains. Oh yessssss... it's definitely a good thing I'm so glad. I have uh *checks notes* five larthur aus by now and I'll keep invading the hashtag until everyone just accepts it.

[wonysugar]

SUGARRR 😭😭😭I MISSED YOU COME BACK TO ME MY FWOAT (fav writer of all time…)

pinkselle taking over my mind lately because did u see that insta post with the juicy leggings… I own that same pair and the brainrot THE BRAINROT!

mean girl giselle pls shove me into a locker PLEASEEE PLEASEE JUST SLAP ME IDCC IDCCC 🗣🗣🗣cunty 2000s regina george esque girl pls treat me like ur pet I don’t care HER ASS IS SO FAT😢😢😢SUGAR PLEASEE TELL ME U SAW IT I STARTED HITTING THE WALL💔💔💔

i missed u and I love sugar mommy giselle 💔💔I wish that was me I HATE WORKING IN RETAIL💔💔customers die now… please..

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...!!!🎞anon!!!! ;; how have you been?!? i missed you toooo i was waiting for an ask from you :]

pinkselle has me turning into mush everytime i look at her,,, THAT TOXIC STAGE WITH JULIE AND YEJI?? yeah. YEAH. also YOU OWN THAT SAME PAIRDGDN omgggg she totally just went into your closet and took a picture with it aheheh [me feeding into your insanity]

her ass is so fat it's sickening... I'M GETTING ILL JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! i need to eat it as soon as possible! checks watch RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY!!

also thank you for loving sugarmommy giselle aahhh<3 I ALSO WISH THAT WAS ME! I HATE MY JOB! SAVE ME NOW!