#totally fucked

[kriskubed]

It’s about damn time he did this song!! (Maureen Farley’s Instagram story 4/17/23)

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

started playing music to drown out the sounds of my brother having a meltdown and totally fucked came up lmaooo 😭

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

[ferocioustrout]

normalize shipping two characters just because you like them both. “they never interacted” they interact in my brain when I think about them constantly. get fucked. they’re making out rn.

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[lovingthedenial]

Well, hello JuNo

So we haven’t done this for a while. I didn’t know we were doing this until yesterday🫠

Few weeks ago, my Domme sent me a math pyramid game out of the blue, starting with 30, saying it’s ‘just for fun’, of course I humored Her without a doubt in mind. I forgot totally about it… I should have known… the most mind fuck game She always play with me is say a number. It could mean anything, from orgasms to how many whips to how long I had to hold my pee… with this many numbers, I’m just fucking my self for fun now…🥴

This is what it looked like.

Then yesterday my Domme casually told me, we are on for JuNo and here is the game:

So each week I have get the need edges with the time frame, so for yesterday I had to get 2 edges in 3 minutes. Today I had to get 1 edge in 3 minutes.

Because I ended up with 5 numbers on the last row, feeling generous, my Domme told me I can choose the 5 days of a week I wanna play myself.

The ‘foreplay’ part is killing me and I don’t know how long I could hold down the fort, by the time I can edge, I’m already sweating pathetically, shaking from muscle fatigue and deep in the pink haze… as I whimper to my Domme about this She just said that I chose all the numbers by myself so if I fail, it’s really no one else’s fault😵‍💫

I’m such a lucky fuck toy…

What y’all doing for JuNo?

[lui-the-cute-snek]

He still has some adjusting to do :)

[soupdwelling]

she’s in way too deep i fear

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[sayaberry]

being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Instead of Dick or Tim, Red Hood straight up goes for kidnapping Bruce Wayne and keeping him hostage just to see how desperate the birds get in trying to find him.

It’s a foolproof plan. Batman won’t blow his cover unless absolutely necessary, and “Brucie” would never know how to slip away from a crime lord of Red Hood’s caliber. It’s foolproof. It’s perfect. Jason can keep dropping hints and make threats towards the birds and watch Bruce squirm without consequences if he plays this right.

But then “Brucie” keeps begging him not to hurt his kids…

[daydream-the-demon]

Okay the fact I PREDICTED the fact that BillFord is practically true and that they were sure as hell exes. Bill Cipher RADIATED toxic ex energy over Stanford. Even the show radiates toxic old man yaoi.

Bill. The fuck you callin' Ford "Fordsy"?

The fuckin' HAIR RUFFLING that Bill did to Ford. And Ford just TOOK IT?

I- Bill. The fuck?

In a deleted scene, Ford spat in Bill's eye (a.k.a. his mouth) and Bill just fuckin' licked it up. Like- Just think about that.

Ford. This is about you now. YOU WERE WAY TOO OBSESSED ABOUT BILL. You literally pulled a Mabel but instead of putting up posters of boy bands, you put up posters of Bill.

You literally called each other "partners". Yes, it can be platonic, but like... With everything else..? HMM-

This? For WHO? WHO WAS THIS FOR HMM? BILL?

Fearamid thing. If you read the Book of Bill, you know. It was just a ploy to seduce Ford.

Conclusion: Toxic Old Man Yaoi and the triangle is a toxic ex and the old man is an obsessed manipulated ex.

And then the whole "One sixer, please" in the Book of Bill like okay you gotta be kidding me.

[notherpuppet]

Love to love ya baby~ 🎀🌈🍦💞💖

[pierppasolini]

GREGG ARAKI

The Living End (1992) Totally Fucked Up (1993) The Doom Generation (1995) Nowhere (1997) Splendor (1999)