#toronto sharks

[ohpuckno]

Hockeyblr is hilarious because every now and then, you’ll catch your mutuals cheering for teams you despise on your dash. It’s like discovering your dad has a secret second family. My brother in Christ, we were fighting on the frontlines together in the same lb no more than 24 hours ago, what happened

[goatisbetheres]

thankfully the guys are better at hockey than this…

[crow-talks-hockey]

something about how trades really do affect players. how it's not just us as fans being crazy or reading too much into it. it's real and it's painful. erik johnson has lacked the hutzpah he once had ever since leaving colorado, as if he could bear landeskog's injury but the second he was forced to leave it all came crashing down. sidney crosby has lost much of the joy he once carried and it's because he had the human, golden embodiment of that joy in jake guentzel torn away from him when he needed it most. dylan larkin shed genuine, heartfelt, distraught tears when tyler bertuzzi was traded away. the penguins still welcome marc-andre fleury to pittsburgh every time he plays there because, no matter where he is, that is his home. pk subban could never return to the same player he was after he was taken from price. trevor zegras is seemingly incomplete without drysdale at his side. brandon duhaime is lacking his connor dewar. bowen byram no longer has his alex newhook to lean on and laugh with. travis koneckny and nolan patrick may never even get the chance to play another game with or against one another. and who could imagine kuznetsov as anyone but a capital? do you really think of pavelski in the green of the stars or do you see him proud in teal beside thornton and marleau? did shea weber ever really stop being a nashville predator? and what about beauvillier, horvat, compher, dumolin, burakovsky, kadri, yamamoto, hornqvist, eberle, o'rielly, barrie, jost, gaudreau, karlsson, carter and richards, martin, and so many others? even wayne gretzky himself went to three teams post trade, searching for that spark he had in edmonton after they made him leave. jagr had eight after pittsburgh. you are not crazy for grieving, in some small way, a player you lost. and they aren't crazy for feeling distraught either. these teams are family. and family is everything, even if it gets ripped apart so easily.

[thegreat2353]

NHL hockey is officially back

[samanthasgone]

Credit to Pinterest

[graveyardgayme]

corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures... I've said it before and I'll say it again, the west coast 1634 script goes crazy.

[annieqattheperipheral]

nhl players: i permit the nhl to use an image of my likeness in promotional materials

the nhl:

"hockey players have no personality" nhl: i beg your fucking pardon???????

[starboydjh]

happy offseason 🏒✨ 2024 edition

[pemguims]

maybe this Next One will be The One (and so the cycle goes)

poem

[tojisun]

sun’s hockey rambles - ft. my emotional support teams (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

i truly apologize for the poor quality – all i have is an old phone, an editing app i discovered when i was 12 (it’s picsart), and a vision

wanted to keep it canucks/leafs/oilers centric but: 1) had include mack and smith cuz after reading these blurbs (1, 2) it felt like they personified those lines, and 2) sidgeno is like what the fulfillment of my duo’s dreams looks like so i had to include them cuz their aura is unmatched :D

[callsign-bubbles]

for a smile, they can share the night it goes on and on and on and on

THE QUEST FOR THE CUP (1917-pres.)

photo credit - x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x.

[ohpuckno]

Introducing new hockey fans to your favourite player is so embarrassing because they’ll ask, ‘Oh, is that them?’ just as the camera cuts to your fav player on the bench doing the most heinous, disgusting, out of pocket behaviour.

Then you have no choice but to double down like, ‘Yeah… they’re my favourite,’ as you watch in horror as they blow a snot rocket or spit on the floor. Girl please stop, you’re embarrassing me.

[3416]

auston and macklin going head to head over generational trivia.... love it

[wmnylander]

cute!

[samanthasgone]

Credit: penaltyboxpodcast ( instagram )

Highlighting the talent and spirit of Indigenous players in the NHL and PWHL! Their journey on the ice inspires us all 🏒 #NHL #PWHL #Hockey

Created by graphic designer: Carissa Ng

[annieqattheperipheral]

It fact now

jdtz💕 runners-up for The Art and Patrick Award for Most Homoerotic Tension