#torito

[mixelation]

btw this is the torito dynamic except instead of being genuine, they're both playing some sort of fucked up game where they lose if they back out

kakashi: obito i think she is trying to poison you

obito: with her LOVE

[moethman]

heat wave

[stealingbones]

hey hey Tumblr lookie what came in the mail todayyy!! My shaker keychains came :>

[alfreditoromano]

gunda etapa del Santos Tour Down Under de la máxima caregoría ciclista internacional. Un dibujo en honor del gran Torito. #Dibujo #Cartoon #Torito #IsaacDelToro #SantosTourDownUnder ☺️🚲🙏 #Ciclismo #Internacional #TourDownUnder #Mexico

[somosriverplate]

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Please don't forget this beautiful (unofficial, but drawn by the character designer for Everyone's Story/Power of Us--her beautiful traditional artwork is also what decorates the ending credits, you can find them clean on her twitter ^^) art for Satoshi /Ash carrying the whole supporting cast. I'm serious.

You're telling me, ash (which is 10 I think) picks up this 269lb man, and tosses him at least 10ft - 20ft with little to no effort?

WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN FEEDING ASH

[harfordandreckord]

finally releasing a preview of my Miami Bass-inspired project

More Paper (ep) - 3 tracks + bonus beats

full album out soon-ish

[erick-saqui]

Qué le vas a hacer, ñato, cuando estás abajo todos te fajan. Todos, che, hasta el más maula. Te sacuden contra las sogas, te encajan la biaba.

—Julio Cortázar, Torito.

[hilodeplata]

Destellos en la niebla.

[m3-54170]

🎆

[baipermabel]

Allá nos vemos Banda 👌🏻

[mixelation]

insane torito dynamic i was rotating

so i was i thinking about how i don't like "asks parent to marry daughter" as an IRL thing (unless you and your partner have discussed it and maybe one or both want it for reasons) or as a trope, and then i was like "ooooh but i do like unhinged shovel talks as a trope"

i don't think there's many shovel talks happening with itatori because anyone who might be motivated to either is aware they're doing some sort of.... non romantic insane person dance.... (deidara, mikoto) or considers them "equal" so they can't just go yell at one (kushina)

but obito. obito gets SO MANY lectures and threats

both mikoto and fugaku are like "you are making the clan look bad." kakashi is like "you are my best friend so will not kill you now. however know that is not off the table if you fuck up." rin has no personal investment but she threatens to castrate obito on principal. kushina gives him an unhinged speech about "what do you think would happen if i crushed your head right now? do you think the hokage would care? NEWS FLASH HE WOULDN'T"

(minato WOULD care because obito is his cute student which is why obito lives. but would minato stop her if kusina reaaally wanted to kill someone? no.)

and the problem is not the threats. it is that the threats make tori go "🥺 people care that much about me?"

and obito is like. fuck she's cute. like this is so unfortunate for him. they're obsessed with each other and he likes her going "🥺🥺🥺" and he likes messing with people.

he is about to try his BEST to get more unhinged shovel talks. he's going to see if he can coax one out of anyone from akatsuki. that would make tori go insane. he wins if he can get one from Orochimaru himself

so maybe we loop right back around to "ask for permission to marry" trope except it's obito looking up orochimaru and being like. hey. i am making your girl an uchiha <3 unlimited eyeballs for MY baby <3

[teshiee]

day 22 - interrogation

[natalia-lafourcade]

Quema de Toritos in Oaxaca

[somosriverplate]

[sstefania]

Source: WWE Royal Rumble 2014