#toph yeets

[sharlmbracta]

so i finally decided to post this inspired by this post

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“Please listen to me! You have the power to stop what you’re doing!” “You are right. I do have the power.” He began to stoke himself. “I have all the power in the-- ... all the power in the--?” He frowned. He punched a few fists in the air, but nothing except for a few ‘poofs’ of fire came out. He glared at his hands, bewildered, and screeched: “What is the meaning of this?!”

[wilcze-kudly]

You know what i made wayyyy too many of these have some more

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[libertatias]

whatever you do don't think about zuko abdicating the throne the same year sokka dies because he can't bear ruling without him 🫠

[myargalargan]

I don't have anything to say about this, just...

[witchering10123]

in some alternative universe where sokka lost his arm, he would 100% take his prosthetic arm off anytime someone asked him to "lend them a hand"

gets them every time

[ceruleanwhore]

I know it’s been almost 20 years since AtLA came out but something that still bugs the shit out of me about it is the stuff with Aang, his crush on Katara, and the avatar state. It’s not just that Aang should’ve given her up in s2, it’s also all the ways they could’ve written that without putting kataang in that position, and I feel like I haven’t seen people talk about that as much, so I’m going to.

The first option I see, which I really like, is that they could’ve given Aang a different crush at that point in time, like how other characters got to have crushes on characters who weren’t their endgame love interests. Personally, I love the idea of this actually being Toph because that would give most of the season to set it up and there would be the same proximity he has with Katara. In the end, he’d have to give up this crush and all of the stuff at the end of s2 would actually contribute to significant growth and maturation in Aang which, paired with continued growth throughout s3, would set him up to actually be mature enough to end up with Katara.

Another option that I also think would’ve been really good would for the thing he needs to let go of to actually be his past/the air nation he left behind that’s gone now. So, I know nuance definitely is not a thing with the chakras in the show, but my takeaway has always been that the last chakra is just about relinquishing the power that earthly attachments have over you, not permanently yeeting them out of your life. For example, with giving up Katara, he was just being asked to give up his desire for her, the earthly attachment, but not to kick her out of the group and send her home. With this idea of it being about his past, it wouldn’t be about abandoning Appa or anything but, rather, giving up the ways he is tethered to his past and his underdeveloped ideas of what it means to be an air nomad that he constantly throws around to justify literally anything he wants. In this case, I’d really love for his past at the air temple or leaving it to come up in every single chakra (correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think it does in the show). It would also be really cool to have a visual representation of how his past with the air nation connects to his present in how he views the world around him.

The third option is to just have it be something else entirely that Aang has to do in order to unlock the avatar state. Honestly, the chakra stuff ended up not really adding anything to the show since it was mishandled so badly and Pathik was never more than a throwaway side character and a racist stereotype played for laughs, so I don’t think the chakras are necessary at all. I think what might have made more sense would be for Aang to go to the nearest air temple and enter that inner sanctum like we saw in s1 e17 that Teo’s dad fucked up. He could connect with his past lives and unlock the avatar state there, no racist, out of place guru needed.

But yeah, I think putting in all that stuff about the chakras just to end up throwing it out the window completely because of how they wrote themselves into a corner was an issue that could have easily been avoided. Also, I do think that part of the issue is that they didn’t spend enough time on the chakras so it felt like things weren’t explained very well to Aang, especially with the love vs earthly attachment debacle, because they didn’t take the time to explain it. Had they both taken a minute to have Pathik explain the difference between love, like Aang unlocked with the 4th chakra, and his crush on Katara and then also not had that scene with Iroh validating Aang’s decision since he had no context for it, they also could’ve avoided a lot of the issues we see with this in canon. Regardless, I feel like there’s multiple ways the creators could’ve very easily avoided the whole mess they created at the end of s2.

[stardust948]

If Toph had a way of tracking Sozin’s Comet, she'd definitely would have form an Earth pillar and knocked it back to space.

Ozai: Finally. Such true power has not been felt in 100 years. Let the dawn of a new era begin!

Toph: *Yeets the comet out of orbit*

Ozai: 👀

[ultranos]

What is the wonderful life fic again? Been long enough that I'm not remembering it

I haven't talked about it here, that's why! So don't feel bad.

But the basic premise is that when Zuko is yelling at Azula in The Search (bonus Toph there too) about how she ruined his life from the day she was born, he ends up saying "I wish you'd never been born". And since they all happen to in exactly the wrong place, Zuko gets a WISH GRANTED before they're all yeeted to an alternate universe where exactly that happened.

The good news is, uh, Ursa never left the Palace? The bad news is approximately everything else. Zuko's alternate self is dead, as are all the rest of the line of Sozin. Ursa herself rules the Fire Nation and the world is in a state of cold war as the Hundred Year War never technically ended. The NWT is a protectorate vassal state of the Fire Nation, with Yue living in the Fire Nation as a foster (read: hostage) in a noble family. The rest of the world is in similar states of skewed "Not Right".

(The alternate universe throws a "Error 404: Soul Not Found" error on Azula and she gets the bonus fun of existing as a kind of half-ghost thing pretty much tethered to Zuko and Aang. None of them are happy about this.)

[phosphorus-12]

The Gaang incorrect Quotes Pt.2

*Aang and Zuko don't know modern slang very well. Sokka takes full advantage.*

Aang: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS! Sokka: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?

Aang, near tears: Please, Sokka, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

or

Zuko, near tears: Please, Sokka, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

*Okay, done*

Aang, staring lovingly at Katara: I would die for you. Katara, doing their own thing: Then perish.

Katara: Sokka! Have you no dignity? Sokka: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

Katara: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Zuko: Heck. Katara: You're on thin fucking ice. Katara: Oh no-

Aang: What if people had food names and food had people names? Sokka: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Aang for dinner. Zuko: What is wrong with you people? Toph: Shut up, chocolate.

Katara: Hey, Aang. What kind of flowers do you prefer? Aang: I like sunflowers. Katara, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

While the Gaang is in a battle Suki, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Sokka: Take it back now y'all!

Aang, sparring Zuko: Give me everything you’ve got! Zuko: All your friends secretly hate you. Aang: Wait, what? Zuko: I’ve got anxiety.

[ok-boomerang]

Hello, I hope you're doing well.

What are some of your wingman Aang headcanons? How do you think he would show his support for Zutara?

Hi to an excellent curator of zk content! ❤️

I think my biggest Wingman Aang headcanon is just that Aang grows as a character, lol. This looks like him actually embracing the themes of the show. E.g., I read a fic in which Aang was hurt when he found out about ZK but still immediately defended them against critics, saying something like, “Katara’s mother was killed because of Zuko’s family, but Zuko turned his back on glory to help save the world. If she can forgive him and they can find love together, then that gives me so much hope for the future of the world." How beautiful is that?!

A character like Aang coming onto the scene in 2005 was BIG. IS big. A kind, sweet, vegetarian kid—Aang was a boy hero who exhibited a lot of feminine traits, and hoo boy that just doesn’t happen in Misogyny World (read: the world). Unfortunately his character arc ended in the pointy rock and toxic masculinity, but it didn’t have to be that way.

But I digress: to my headcanons!

- Aang lets go of his unhealthy attachment to Katara in s3 (which is what helps him access the avatar state lol, not the pointy rock).

- Sometime after the war, Aang notices that ZK seem like they like each other and would be a good couple. He’s a little hurt at first, but is ultimately happy that Katara is happy. He realizes that Katara’s happiness is more important than a silly crush.

- SO Aang joins Toph and Suki in their Zany Schemes (TM) to get ZK together.

- (Their intentions are good, and they try, but they do NOT actually help anyone)

- For example, Suki locks ZK in a room together hoping they’ll sort out their feelings. This happens just before ZK are meant to present together at a Four Nations Summit. Suki and Aang had forgotten about this. Toph had not forgotten, but thinks speeches are boring. Instead of talking about their feelings, Zuko and Katara break through a wall to make the speech in time, causing very expensive fire and water damage to a foreign building.

- Suki and Aang write fake letters to Zuko and Katara from each other confessing their feelings (à la Sokka and Aang in "The Runaway"). Toph sends them and accidentally mixes them up, so Zuko gets the letter intended for Katara supposedly written by him, and Katara gets the letter to Zuko supposedly written by Katara.

- Turns out ZK had been dating all this time but were waiting to tell their friends

- When Aang finds out about ZK becoming official, he gets choked up about his “two best friends” and "two favorite people" falling in love. Toph and Sokka begin protesting behind him but Aang is too overwhelmed to hear them

- Aang is perfectly content being a third wheel, which is really nice for ZK at first because they still want to hang out with their friends. But it takes Aang some time to understand that they don’t want to hang out with him ALL the time 😂 I can see Katara asking Zuko if he’d like to grab dinner at a fancy restaurant and Aang being like “oh yeah I’m free, is it that noodle place?” Or like when Toph asks what ZK are doing for the solstice Aang looks at ZK and is like “Idk guys, what are we doing?” (He just loves hanging out with them so much!)

- Aang, of course, officiates the ZK wedding. I can’t see anyone else doing it because Aang will say all the flowery stuff about balance and love that I think a wedding needs

- And Aang, as is a popular steambaby headcanon, is a doting uncle and loves to yeet the steam babies into the sky. 🥰

- Bonus Aang Alone headcanon unrelated to ZK: Bc our lil dude needs to repopulate the Air Nomads, he’s like should I just sleep around? Aang struggles with this bc he wants true love and a family. Then he falls in love with someone (idk, pick ur fave) and they’re like “I don’t mind if you sleep around just to repopulate the Air Nomads. But…what if you just started a sperm bank?” Which is how Aang founds the Republic City First National (Sperm) Bank and fathers more than 100 children. (Sorry, I just thought of this crack I'm treating seriously and needed to share)

This was fun (and oops got very long)! Thanks for the ask!!

[justaferalcrow]

ATLA Characters as things my friends and I have said It's been a while, but I'm back, with even crazier quotes from my friends and me (some of us may or may not need mental help :D)

Sokka: Violence and bread-induced death is key. Mai: Then you can stab someone, but in an aesthetic way. Katara: We all have our own ways of doing things... Sokka: Are you saying the chicken does, or are you insinuating that my method was too violent? Katara:...I'm saying your method was too violent. Sokka: Well the chicken wasn't going into the coop, so I had no other option but to forcefully yeet the chicken into the coop! Katara: You wanna go down to the river to pray? Okay, you can stay in the river, forever. Aang: You sure do say bleep a lot. Zuko: It's the bleeping muppets, there are bleeping families watching! Katara: Why are we discussing drugs? Toph: If I were God... Sokka: Most people don't start a sentence like that, but please continue. Aang: I myself also defy gravity and logic at times. Toph: Don't worry Katara, I've never gotten drunk off vanilla extract before. Aang: Ohh, I was thinking there was a philosophical meaning there. Zuko: Nope. People just die. Aang: You know how they say, like, your worst enemy is yourself, or how they talk about your inner demons and stuff? Zuko: Pretty sure most of my demons are other people, but okay. Zuko: When I grill chickens, I mean business. *said while gazing at the bonfire he'd just chucked a bunch of chicken corpses on* Katara: CHAINSAWS WERE INVENTED FOR CHILDBIRTH??? Toph: Wait, isn't cocaine explosive? Katara: Sokka, everyone has their trials in life. Sokka: Yeah, and some people just are trials. Zuko: Traumatizing friends is a no-no. Aang: I think he's saying you poisoned the lemonade. Sokka: Hey Zuko…If I fed my cow lead and formaldehyde, would you eat its meat? Toph: Some people need a little violence in their lives, and I’m more than happy to provide it. Aang: If you drank enough olive oil, would it kill you? Sokka: I don't know...wanna find out? Toph: No, that's called the power of violence.

[sharlmbracta]

what if toph was like super op and she single handedly yeets away both the comet and flicks the moon into a solar eclipse then proceeds to beat the living shit out of the fire lord

Toph: "I really have to do everything myself, don't I"

[sereneabyyss]

Blind Watch BSD Season Five

I Feel Spiritually Unwell After That. Unfortunately @wafflesarecool and @animusmelodiam and I have completed season five of BSD. fortunately this means I can come back to Tumblr to not avoid spoilers Animus kept reblogging. However, as was pointed out by Animus before we started, this was very stroke inducing.

First off, as always, Animus Numbers:

Waffle disconnect count: 15

"what the fuck" count: 31 (thanks Amenogozen, Bram, and Fyodor!)

Animus numbers keep us pogging through the pain

We started off strong, immediately hating the Russians.

"he's fucking insane. but I'm rooting for him because I hate Fyodor more"

"'I hate both of them, but I hate this one slightly less so I'm rooting for him' is the entire mood"

Kyouka Lucy and Atsushi trio are top tier. We love them dearly.

"I believe Poe is a trained sniper over them not seeing a car in a flat area anyday."

"Waffle Ranpo is being the greatest detective to ever live. Stop dying."

Many, many, many "what the fuck that is a horrible idea" were said

WHY ARE VAMPIRES CANON???

"The most unprofessional UN meeting... why is waffle still dead"

"cuz he doesn't want to see the horrible UN meeting"

"true"

waffle becomes alive

"All you missed was a terrible UN meeting"

Oh look, we finally remember Atsushi has regenerative powers. How nice and convenient.

"where the fuck is emo at"

"How funny of you to ask"

"EMO!"

"EMO!"

All of these characters need to fucking consider getting some therapy

THE FUCKING LIGHTSABER??? IS A CHEAT SWORD!! FUCK THAT FUCKING SWORD I FUCKING HATE IT IT'S HORRIBLE FUCK THAT SWORD!!!

See Akutagawa cares too much about Dazai's approval, therefore, trying to make him betray that trust is tantamount to geeting tiger claws slashing you in the face.

Tachihara become Toph arc! You can learn from Jouno!

Speaking of Jouno what ever happened to that guy. Find out more next time I Guess!

bram pack

Aya and Bram have adopted each other. Kunikida and Bram get to have custody battle over Aya a la fist fighting her father.

"poor aya. I have a baked potato tho."

Never Fucking Piss Off The Happy Person.

Speaking of angered Kenji, how has the one power that was literally compared to Mother Nature itself not been played upon as Kenji being a vessel for a godly power similar to Chuuya and Atsushi? Like it's right there.

Yeet The Kenji.

"dazai don't try to drown Chuuya. Learn some humanity"

Chuuya deserves to kill Dazai As A Treat.

"Bram lives in an eternal state of going through it"

"Well he lives in an eternal state of being impaled, of course he's going through it."

The Fucking Shoujo Springtime Filer?????

"why is he being crucified? Why is bram jesu?"

The comparison of Bram to Jesus was found to be extra funny after Fyodor's last words.

"I love Sigma dearly, but he brought a gun to a knife fight and Lost."

SHOOT EM SHOOT EM DEAD

AYA NO BAD AYA- oh well ok fine sure.

"Atsushi your boyfriend is a vampire"

Bram has officially adopted Aya can't change my mind

"hey look, it's the cockroach" "dammit i was hoping Chuuya killed his ass"

THE END GOAL WAS SO FUCKING STUPID. THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS. HUMANS CAN'T BE UNIFIED UNDER ONE LEADER AND FUCK THE PAGE IF THAT EVER WORKS LIKE THAT WITH IT'S STUPID LITTLE GOD ABILITIES. FUCKING DUMB AS HELL.

ALSO WHO THE FUCK IS THE UN TO DECIDE THQAT? THE UN ISN'T MADE UP OF EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY TO EXIST AND IT'S JUST LIKE 100 PEOPLE AT MAX DECIDINMG THE FATE OF THE WORLD SHOULD BE IN THE HANDS OF ONE ALL POWERFUL PERSON? NO FUCK YOU. LIKE CAT DAD SAID ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS AND IT SHOULD NEVER WORK LIKE THAT FUCLK THE TRANSMITTER FUCK THAT END GOAL.

THE ARGUMENT OF WHAT A STATE IS IS LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL ANARCHISTS IDEOLOGY OF WHY GOVERNMENT IS BAD. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS AND THAT'S NEVER HOW IT EVER COULD WORK.

Also Ranpo had way too much fun being a terrorist. But like, he deserved to commit crime. As a treat.

Anyway, I gotta go work. This was hell.

[tophthedaydreamer]

pretty sure my version of frisk is just luz noceda in a striped shirt

[stitch1830]

I can see kanto mastering rap god first try or so to much of toph’s dismay but she’s secretly impressed though

Okay YES this is definitely the case and while she's kind of pissed that Kanto mastered the lyrics so quickly while she's spent hours trying to get the first two minutes down, it also makes her want to make out with him because wow. He can perform the entire song in one go no problem.

I feel like she'd find it kind of hot LOL. Like... "Ya hear that? That's my boyfriend, y'all! He's Eminem Jr!"

I love this so much, Kanto the rap god :D

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Send me asks about ATLA, or anything, really! :D

[queerzukka]

the only reason i don’t think aang was zuko’s best man it’s because it was very obviously toph