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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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#additive free tequilas#best wines#long island wines#liquor store in yaphank#best wine store near me#japanese sake#japanese whiskey#best wine shop near me#the best wine store#tequila near me#Wine and liquor store in hamptons#Wine and Liquor Store in Yaphank#Wine store in Hamptons#Wine store in yaphank#Yaphank liquors#Yaphank wines#top wine#good bottle of wine#vodka delivery#vodka drinks#whisky & wine shop
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it's the final week of tracking for spotify wrapped everyone share ur predictions for ur top artist & song of the year!!!!!!
#my top song definitely red wine supernova#tbh my whole top 5 might be chappell. shes my everything#top artist will either be taylor or fall out boy & i honestly dont know which#mine
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POP A BOTTLE Y'ALL THE DND COUPLE OF ALL TIME HAD ON SCREEN SEX WHILE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM GOT 0 (ZERO) DICK AND SOME MINOR HEARTBREAK GET FUUUUUCKED PERC'AHLIA WINS
#the actual peak comedy of having percy and vex actively roll around in the sheets while vax and kiki are sitting like ''our legacies...''#and scanlan got wine spilled on his shirt and rejected by pike. sorry buddy#also vex on top. not news but still fun#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#the legend of vox machina spoilers#the legend of vox machina#tlovm spoilers#tlovm season 3#perc'ahlia#vaxleth#pikelan#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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The start of something great! The start of Dethklok! Woo! The parents have met!
Autumn collection #1! the title is: 'Runaway' bc glam rock and he's a little runaway~ but it's about some reminiscing in september👀
them bitches are driving, not standing in place 100%
This is the last seasonal collection that I haven't done yet, and it's also the season that I was born in! emotional damn, it's almost been a year now.
#it's the blue and red again#somewhere between preklok and earlyklok#i headcanon their first car to be in the color of 'dark wine'. black car with a red shine. ty gta for showing me that#septem is written on top. bc I made this in september. important bc i wanted this to be done in the summer. but our fall begun kinda hot to#metalocalypse#mtl#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion#dethklok#mtl fanart#metalocalypse fanart#dethklok fanart#nickles#earlyklok#preklok#plus points to those who notice the cig at the window
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Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#I'm not mad I promise. I just dyed my eyebrows before I dyed my hair so I look rly pissed off abt everything 😂#Also i am freshly showered so I decided to dry off in the sunshine instead of the normal boring way#Trying to decide if tonights look will need clothes over the top (pop to pub version) or 😻 out kinda vibes (wine at home)#I'm leaning towards the later fr#satans knitwear#girls with piercings#alt pinup#pinup girl#Does my face give masc vibes just bc im wearing no makeup??? Kinda yeah. Very sexy of me.#Maybe it's the tired/dead eyes lmao#cheeky#Happy Friday my loves! Lots to do today but thinking about fun things for us this evening 👀✨#Spotify
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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Looking at him for 12 minutes a day keeps the doctor away
#he's the definition of aging like fine wine#more than fine if we're being honest#this is top quality wine here#he's like constantly beautiful this is outraging#ewan mcgregor#ewan mcgregor appreciation post#obi wan kenobi#star wars
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THE GRAND TOUR | JAMES MAY
#did you see that dude with the gray streaks?#this guy totally caught my eye#he’s got this awesome vibe#while I eagerly anticipate the new season of the devil’s hour I find myself drawn back to the familiar charm of the grand tour#it’s impossible not to be captivated by james whose allure seems to deepen with time like a fine wine mellowing in the cellar#the silver streaks in his hair and the distinguished salt-and-pepper beard only amplify his handsomeness#lending him an air of gravitas that is undeniably magnetic#there’s something undeniably alluring about a man with a touch of gray#a hint of wisdom in his eyes and the strength etched into his features#james may#richard hammond#jeremy clarkson#top gear#the grand tour#sand job
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rare and sweet as cherry wine — jake seresin x reader
summary: you've been teasing jake all night and he's finally at his breaking point.
pairing: jake seresin x fem!reader
warnings: 18+ minors dni, sexual content, explicit language, dry humping, clothed sex, allusions to d/s relationship, mostly heavy petting, some praise kink cuz why not, what if dog tags were like a leash for me to pull, teasing, references to reader's callsign, unintentionally soft af, bottom jake seresin rights.
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a/n: maybe i just want to hear jake whimper okay??
"Christ, baby, you're killing me here." Jake lets out a pained grunt as you settle into his lap. Your red dress pools over his thighs and his hardness, already evident and straining against the fabric of his jeans, is pressed warmly by your inner thigh.
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Seresin." You hum softly as you play with the dog tags around his neck and he shivers at the contact; tracing your fingertips down the column of his throat and resting them on the light hairs on his chest.
"Don't act dumb. You knew exactly what you were doing when you put on that dress." He grits through his teeth and breathes quickly through them when you wiggle around a bit. "And no panties?" Jake's hands lay at his sides in clenched fists; worried that if he finally touches you that he'll break. "C'mon, are you trying to make me pitch a tent in front of the entire squad?"
You grin wolfishly at him. "Maybe...did it work?" It's impossible not to lick your lips at the sight of him. All worked up and blushing, trying his hardest not to surrender under your ministrations.
"Shit, stop touching me before I cum in my pants like a high schooler." You only look at him through your lashes and start unbuttoning his shirt, only enough so you can see more of that lovely chest hair.
You only grin at him as he hisses when you slightly graze the side of his nipple with your thumb. "I think I'd like to see that. Do you think I could make that happen, Jake? Make you come without even letting you fuck me?"
"I mean, it's kind of already happening." He almost thrusts up at you when you lean in close and breathe on his lips; so close and yet so far.
You giggle and lick your lips again before giving a tentative roll of your hips.
This finally kicks him into gear and his hands fly to your waist, digging into the skin above your hips. "Cher..."
"I want you to cum just like this. Okay?" You bite your lip. "For me?"
Jake groans as you rock lightly. "Yeah, shit, okay."
You smile at him and scoot yourself higher on his lap so your unclothed cunt is directly above the bulge in his pants and he grunts at the pressure. "Stay with me, baby. Gonna get you off. I promise. Then it's my turn." You grab his dog tags again and yank them forward quickly so Jake follows along with them. "Sound good?"
"Yeah. Sounds good." His voice is low and gravelly and the heat goes straight to your core at the sound and though you're trying to stay collected, you can feel the damp spot on his pants starting to form. You almost moan at the sensation but settle into a quiet hum again.
You finally offer him a kiss and he bucks up into you when your lips meet. One hand wrapped around the back of his head and grabbed the soft hair, and the other situated itself around his neck. Jake envelopes his arms around you and he curls his fingers into the fabric of your dress; rucking it up just enough that your bare thighs are now showing and if he just pulled up slightly more then your cunt would be on full display for him.
You know you're being kind of a tease to him but you just can't help it. Something about watching arrogant Jake Seresin unravel in front of you and turn to putty in your hands made you unbelievably wet. The thought of getting him alone and making him whimper under you blurred your vision more than any tequila short or high G's could.
The kiss you're sharing is sloppy, unbelievably so, all tongue and no finesse, but it's good, so good, and it just shows how desperate Jake is for you.
You can feel the humidity of the room building enough that sweat prickles the back of your neck and lower back and all you feel is your own wetness and perspiration in the humid room.
You roll your hips experimentally again and you can feel the tremble that comes out of Jake and he jerks away a little, grabbing you for purchase.
"Shit, shit, shit."
"You close, honey?" You love egging him on, wanna know how quick it takes for you to get him there. The idea of him always near the edge just for you makes you salivate. You wonder how often you could do this, how much would it take of you tugging at your dress, bending over, and showing him your tits in public before he has to go to the bathroom and jerk off so he doesn't get on some sort of list. It makes you vibrate that you can have that much of an effect on him when he's usually Mr. Easy-Breezy and too cool to show any emotions.
Jake doesn't answer instead he just swallows and puts his hands on the front of your dress; questioning. "Can I please? I wanna see you." He lightly tugs on the strings of your wrap dress.
You can't help but smile as you look at his puppy dog eyes. "Yeah, but only 'cuz you've been so good."
He wastes no time pulling the knot loose and pushing the fabric off your shoulders, it pooling at the waist. The black bralette you put on earlier that night is now your only scrap of clothing. "God, you're perfect."
Despite your dominant role tonight, you full body blush at his words. It was impressive how Jake could say a simple sentence and make you want to giggle and kick your legs like a schoolgirl.
You bat your hand at his chest. "Back to it." He was making you feel shy and you had a fake persona to protect.
"Slave driver." A grin covers your face despite yourself and you lean back in to kiss him, placing your palms around the curve of his cheeks. It's soft, much too soft, but you're a little overcome with emotion so you'll let this one kiss break the façade. "Back to the grind."
You finally laugh and snap your neck back and Jake takes the opportunity to latch onto the skin near your collarbone. Moaning as he sucks a bruise on you, you rub yourself onto his lap in revenge. He hisses again and you fight for control of the situation.
Wanting to finally get to the good stuff, you run your hands up his head and curl your fingers into the hair directly at the middle of his scalp and tug sharply backward.
Jake lets out the most choked moan you've ever heard from him; as if someone hit him straight in the gut and knocked the wind out of him. You're helpless to stop the absolutely filthy grin that covers your face at the reaction he has.
It was a low blow but you knew that it would help get going in the right direction again. You make fun of him sometimes by calling that your finisher move like some cheesy arcade game just because it always got Jake right at the edge really quickly.
"Oh, baby, you're just too easy sometimes." You laugh and fiddle with the buttons of his shirt again, finally opening it up to the bottom and revealing his whole bare chest.
"Christ," Jake's breath is coming out in quick pants. "That was mean."
"I can be meaner." You smirk and palm him through the fabric of his jeans. "You wanna see?"
"No." You grind against him again. "Yes." He trembles under you.
Jake's been good. So good. He deserves this. You want to see the look on his face when he finally comes apart.
"Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of you." You sweep your hands softly down his pecs to his stomach and eventually the trail of dark blond hair leading down.
Jake lets out what you can only describe as a whine as you hook your fingers into the top of his pants, grabbing for security, and start slowly but steadily rocking yourself back and forth, the hot wet heat of your cunt soaking his pants and quickly getting him off.
"Holy shit," Jake leaned up suddenly, grabbing your waist reflexively with both hands, digging his thumbs into the meat of your hips, gripping firmly and holding on to you while simultaneously pushing you subtly to meet his thrusts.
Every rock of your hips sends a shock of pleasure up your spine as your clit rubs against the hard length of his cock over and over. You keen a little as you feel yourself getting closer and closer. He's not even inside of you but the clothed friction sets you alight and makes you impossibly hot under the collar. But you have to see him come before you can; need to.
"Come on, baby, for me, wanna see it, please." It comes out more as a breathy whine than a command but in the moment you want it so bad you can barely think straight.
The begging in your voice must set him off because that's the last sound you make before Jake's shuddering and groaning underneath you, clutching at the last remnants of your dress bunched at your thighs.
There's a moment, a pause, where all you can hear is Jake's heavy breathing, but his staccato rhythm is cut off by him surging up to kiss you. It's full of satisfaction and warmth and a hint of gratefulness that turns your brain into mush.
"Mmm, good boy." You whisper against his lips and he exhales shakily into your mouth.
"Well, these pants are ruined now." Jake laughs a bit awkwardly, you think it's more at his reactions to your words and praises than at what you've done.
"Worth it." You press your lips to his soundly then grab your dress around your waist and fling the fabric backward onto the ground behind you. "Now, you got me all worked up, baby, time to show me what you can do."
#jake seresin x reader#hangman x reader#jake seresin fanfic#hangman fanfic#top gun fanfic#top gun maverick fanfic#top gun#top gun maverick#jake seresin#hangman#my writing#this has been stuck in my drafts for 3 months just take it#cherry wine
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So when the living assume their disguises are married (when not if) do the boys lean into it? They pass as an older straight couple so I can't imagine anyone Says anything about it per se but what do they do when people try to talk to them like they're married? Has some loser ever tried to refer to Edwin as "the old ball and chain" and if so did they survive the experience
#you know that vine where some lady drinks from a wine bottle with a wineglass shaped top in an elevator#and her husband is on the other side of the elevator like “that's my wife.. im so proud”#dead boy detectives#dbda
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post bucktommy wedding episode where tommy, karen, maddie, and athena get drunk together while their spouses are on shift and their logical brain turned off they get up to Shenanigans™️. it's all ofc led by missus karen wilson. athena tries to rein them in or at least pretends till she gets excited about something and then she's practically the second in command. maddie just giggles all night at everything, no one has any idea what she's saying, she has no idea what she's saying. tommy is just happy to be there, newly-minted in-law, smiling broad as he gets his hair pet for being a good boy and muscle strength taken advantage of in pursuit of their tomfoolery.
the b plot is obviously the 118 showing up to calls - kinda absurd but lowstakes calls - as they normally do but they're all feeling overcome by this foreboding sense of something ill-advised happening somewhere. they're weirded out as hell.
extra points if the wives leave the location just as the 118 arrive and they're the unwitting cause behind every incident. extra extra points if eddie is the only one who's having a normal chill day like, what are you guys talking about again, let go of this superstitious bs please
#maddie accidentally dropping the wine bottle she's been hugging at the mall and causing a chain slippage incident in her wake#tommy excitedly takes off his top throws it over his head which blinds a nervous dogwalker on his first day causing the puppies to go wild#one good day for eddie while everyone else is restless#anyway writers room call me#bucktommy#911#henren#madney#bathena#911 fic#mimi.txt
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wine tasting gets interesting
#when i say wine tasting i mean getting absolutely totaled#good omens#ineffable husbands#my art#i have no idea what the story is here#just wanted to draw aziraphale being just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. ie. with immense top energy#my canvas for this was much smaller than usual and i feel like it looks so grainy loool#edit: gave them some more WRINKLES to age them
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also working on an Ignaziu since ive only drawn them once but are living in my head nonstop
#grapevine tattoos over top surgery yummy#born in oil bathed in sheep's milk and exiled with the curse to never drink their homeland's wine again#been wanting to draw their tats for awhile though#im thinking grape vines crawling up their stomach too
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