#top phil lester

[donnieisonfire]

Dan from Law,

Phil from Media & Editing

hi yall!!! chapter 2 woooooo :) there is smut in this, so minors fuck awwwwff sos. basically, dan JORKS IT and regrets it when phil takes him out for coffee

AO3 link - Chapter One!

tags :

- office au dan & phil

- porn with plot

- masturbation

- post nut clarity (sorry dan)

- mentions of stupidly expensive coffee (sorry phil’s wallet)

Daniel couldn’t spend more than 5 hours without his brain attacking him with thoughts of the blonde from floor 6 (the media & editing floor.)

When he was driving home from work, when he was boiling the kettle for his 2nd pot noodle of the day, when he was in the shower, when his hand was moving down to his cock while he laid splayed out on his ned as he dried from his shower.

Dan’s eyes flutter shut, a soft hum leaving his throat as he wraps his lanky-bitch hands around the base of his semi-chubbed dick. His mind flicks to Phil’s soft features, he had a bit of baby fat, even if he seemed a few years older than Dan.

Dan continued to lazily stroke himself, quickening as he firmed up, to the mental thought of Phil. The fact his height wouldn’t be a problem if they were to kiss, the fact Phil teased him back about the way he wrote his name on that fuck-ass napkin, the way that his bleacher-blonde hair was growing out and he could see about 2 inches of brown hair.

His hair, fuck, he’d love to grab it as he pushed Phil down on him. His hair looked soft, freshly washed and conditioned. Fuck, what Dan would do to fuck a dude with genuinely decent hygiene standards. Focus, Dan, focus.

His hand quickened as he mentally pictured Phil sucking on him, him pushing his head down until Phil’s head would push against his pubic bone. Dan let out a soft ‘Fuck, Phil-‘ as his hips stutter, pushing up before his abdomen was painted with his come.

He waited until his legs stopped feeling like they might collapse before he trudges over to his bathroom and cleans himself up. He looks in the small round bathroom above his toilet as he takes a leak after he cleans the cum off his stomach. He grimaces at himself, a bit disgusted with himself after what he just done. Fuck.

***

Dan was in his cubicle, finishing typing a contract up. His brain wouldn’t let him sleep the night prior, filled with guilt over wanking over some random blonde man that probably wasn’t even queer, let alone interested in him. He felt the effects of the sleep deprivation undoubtedly, pushing his face into his hand. He wished he could shut off his mind, destroy all responsibilities and just sleep.

He decides to pause on his contract, walking across the floor to the shared kitchen. He opens the kitchen, grabbing a plain red mug with the company logo on it (as his precious Yoda mug resting in his cupboard at home, safe) and pours some Nescafé granules into the cup.

The kettle only started hissing as “Hello, Dan from Law.”

Dan turns his head, “Oh. Hello, Phil from Media and Editing.” he mutters. His head flashes back to last night, when his hand was wrapped around his dick, the thought of Phil his mental wank bank for the night. Guilt hit again. He stares down at his granules in his cup, hoping that if he stared hard enough, Phil and all of his memories of Phil would disappear.

The kettle’s switch flips, signalling it was boiled. Dan clears his throat and pours the boiled water on-top of his granules. He reaches for sugar, and- “Oh, for fucks sake.” Dan grumbles. There is none, because, of course there’s none.

“You could always come christen the Costa with me? Y’know, the one in the lobby?” Phil offers, “They just put out the Christmas drinks menu, I wanna try ‘em.” He continues.

Dan looks over, “I can’t. It’s like a fiver for a coffee there.” he sighs. Maybe it was an excuse, but there was some truth behind it. He wasn’t able to just splurge on a Costa whenever his coffee wouldn’t be perfect.

“My treat.” Phil really wanted Dan to share this coffee with him, shit.

Dan nods, “Okay. I’ll take my 15 minute. I’ll meet you there.” he promises.

***

Dan presses the ‘F1’ button on the elevator, giving a small “Hey.” to the other woman in the elevator as he entered and done so. Soon enough, he’s on floor one, and walking towards the Costa. It’ll be nice to have a coffee made by someone other than himself, for once. And it won’t cost him a penny.

It may cost him his dignity, having to stare into the eyes of the unsuspecting dude who he wanked off to the night previous, however, free coffee.

“Hey.” Dan says, walking over to Phil, who was sitting at a high-top table. Phil smiles at him, “You didn’t ditch.”

“Indeed I did not.” Dan looks over at whatever Phil was cradling inbetween his hands, stealing the warmth, making the cold Winter’s of London even a little less brutal for himself.

“What do you want?” Phil asks, standing up. “Again, my treat. I get paid pretty good.” Dan notices how expressive he was with him hands, how bad was it that he was envisioning those hands wrapped around him? God, he needed his brain to shut up. Or a random Grindr hookup. That might work.

“Uhm. Just a coffee, a bit of milk. Half a sugar.” Dan answers, following Phil like a fucking lost puppy as he stands up and begins to queue up. “So, Phil from media.” Dan starts, “What’d you get?”

Phil looks down at his cup. “Some mix of a frappé and a hot chocolate. With like, 4 sugars. And whipped cream.”

Sweet. So sweet. Dan cringed a bit at the mere thought of taking a sip of that. “How are you not bouncing off the fucking walls?” Dan snorts.

Phil shrugs, “Just doesn’t affect me.” he answers as he walks up to the counter, them being the first in the queue now. “Coffee, please. Some milk, half a sugar.” Phil said his order for him?? Cool. No awkward line-smiling at the barista that doesn’t want to be there any more than he does.

Phil taps his card as he chats to Dan. They wait for Dan’s coffee to be put on the counter and then they walk back to the table. “Thanks, man.” Phil only nods in reply to Dan’s thanks.

They sit down at the high-top table, there were multiple coffee cup stains on the table. ‘Mhmm. Atmospheric coffee stains.’ Dan thinks.

“So, you only just started?” Dan asks, taking a sip of his coffee. Fuck, now that was the good stuff. “It’s pretty nice here. Pay’s a bit shit for apprentices though.” Dan says, referring to himself when he said apprentices.

“Yeah, started last…Wednesday? I think?” He says, cocking his head to the side slightly, pushing his shoulders up into a shrug before pushing some of his drink’s whipped cream onto his finger and pushing the digit into his mouth, drinking down the cream while staring directly into Dan’s eyes.

Fuck, Dan wouldn’t forget that easily.

‘He must’ve known what he was doing there..’ Dan’s head whirrs, but Phil’s guilt-free expression when he takes his finger out his mouth and dries it off on a napkin says otherwise.

“Cool. Right.” Dan mumbled, voice muffled against the lid of his coffee before taking a big gulp. He didn’t care about if it burnt his mouth, he cared more about distracting his brain from flooding blood to his dick.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil trash number one

bonus:

[philssluttylittlecroptop]

Something casual dnp phans don't get about the rest of us, is that, we aren't dying because they're being cute and gay and we think that they would make a cute couple, but that they feel comfortable acting like that publicly.

They feel comfortable acting like two gay, over the age of 30 men who have lived together like 12+ years on camera and not feeling the need to hide anything. That's why we are excited. That's what's killing us.

STOP GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS FOR BEING HAPPY THAT TWO INTERNET STRANGERS CAN BE HAPPY IN PUBLIC. SHUT UP IM NOT THE PROBLEM.

[catgirldjh]

didn’t the gay month was over?

[amid-fandoms]

im revisiting last night’s hellstorm and tell me why dan pulls phil at ‘who is bossier?’ and looks ready to get down on one knee

[phivega]

our favorite vampire 🧛‍♂️

[bitchslapblastoids]

see the thing is …. “im not going to confirm or deny” but the thing is …. you aren’t exactly helping your case here with these … specific full body reactions my dude

[proudsnackeezowner]

What do yall mean #phan #< for the bit??? BIT?? Guys this is our culture, our history, our legacy. Reject modernity embrace tradition and what not. You're a phannie, own up, tag phan without remorse or shame 🗣

[legendarydragonperson]

You know what's SICK about Hometown Showdown is that they share the isolating parts of their childhood while walking next to their literal best friend that's so familiar they're like a piece of furniture, companion through life, like their actual soulmate, all while they have one home to come back to that they made TOGETHER 🤢

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

when dan interjects 0.1 seconds into a phil vid u kno its gonna be good

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

[donnieisonfire]

hi phannies & friends alike!

I'm Donnie, a disappointment (turned even more disapointing) turned fanfic writer! I've written many a fanfic in my time on this floating rock, and this is my newest one!

Dan from Law, Phil from Media and Editing. Guess who it's about, y'all.

This is an Office AU! It's set pretty early Dan and Phil era, however, (i HATE THAT I HAVE TO SAY THIS) they are both OVER 18. Dan is 20, Phil is 24. Phil is blonde in this!

It involves SMUT, MINOR ANGST, SLOW-ISH BURN and more, but each chapter is individually tagged and any major warning will be alongside.

THIIIIIIIIIIS is the AO3 link. AO3 gets updated a few hours quicker as, unlike Tumblr, it's not too much off a little shit.

CHAP ONE - TUMBLR ::: not smut, quite fluffy tbf. CHAP TWO - TUMBLR ::: SMUT! CHAP THREE - TUMBLR ::: SMUT! CHAP FOUR - TUMBLR ::: SMUT! CHAP FIVE - TUMBLR ::: SMUT! CHAP SIX (in the making as i type this! expected before dec 1st!)

can you all see a pattern

i swear some of it wont be smut

i pinky promise with a massive big bloody cherry on the top

[reunitedinterlude]

tati to my nof <3

[blossoms-phan]

dan could never

[amid-fandoms]

princess babygirl in three different fonts . *. ⋆

[justphillester]

the gaming channel has been feeding the phillies recently