#top gun incorrect quote

[airlocksandaviaries]

Rooster, from the kitchen: Hey, Mav? How do you make ice cream? Maverick, grinning: That's a pretty personal question, Bradshaw. Iceman: Maverick: Iceman: PETER MAVERICK MITCHELL-KAZANSKY NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN

[littleroosteruwu]

Incorrect Top Gun Quotes

Maverick : I’m glad I didn’t send any drunk texts last night.

Ice: You did.

Maverick : What?

Ice : You sent me a text that said “If you ever want your dick sucked, I’d gladly volunteer.”

Maverick : Oh, that wasn’t a drunk text

[icemavschild]

I firmly believe in that one post abt if the actors met the Top Gun characters that Val and Ice would be civilised and Mav would be beating the shit out of Tom.

But like—I firmly believe that Val has an inner dumbass (kinda like Mav) and was very ‘Captain Obvious’ about the whole situation.

Val: You look like me.

Tom: He is you.

Val: What?! No way! That’s so cool!!

Tom: You played him in the movie??

Val: So cool.

Tom: Val this should not be possible.

Tom: why is he staring at me like that

*talking about Mav*

Val: I don’t know dude, ask him.

Tom: Heyyy— oof

Val: *winces*

*ice attempting to stop Mav from killing Tom, giving up, walking over to Val*

Ice: Hi, I’m Tom Kazansky.

Val: Hi, I’m Val Kilmer.

Ice: Nice.

Val: Wanna watch a movie with me.

Val: Let’s watch Real Genius and maybe we’ll manifest Chris

[lieutenantfloyd]

Top Gun: Maverick as chaotic romantic texts

[mxrcusflint]

daggers (this is how the movie went, right?)

[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

[cirr0stratus]

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(After Rooster's first week at TOP GUN) Rooster(on the phone, sounding a little grouchy):...Hey, Dad. Goose(sighs):...What's his name? Rooster: What? Goose: The asshole in your class that seems to be making it his mission to piss you off - what's his name? Rooster: Hangman. Goose: Is he good-looking? Rooster: What?! Goose: Is he? Rooster: Uh...yeah, I guess. Goose: Is he blonde? Rooster:...How'd you know that? Goose(to Carole): - Honey, talk to Bradley. I need to scream into a pillow and then give Maverick a call.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

[phxoftheashes]

Glen Powell being Hangman on Twitter. I found these and thought they were gold. Lmao

[indybob]

Need I say more?

[nellswitchly]

Jake: do you want a quickie?

Bradley: WHAT THE FUCK?

Jake: what? do you want one? they're up there on the table

Bradley:

Bradley: do you mean... a quiche?

Jake: THAT'S HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED?

Bradley:

Bradley: The embarassing part is I was ready to say yes to the first one.

[nikkilaing]

Maverick: how the hell you spell ‘showfer’

Iceman: c-h-a-u-f-f-e-u-r

Maverick: oooo fAnCy PaNts rIcH mCgEE over here, fuck you

Iceman:

Maverick: spelling bee ass

[icemavschild]

GUYS! ITS BEEN MONTHS!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!

I got a new phone.

I lost my acc

It took me forever to figure out what email I used

I FINALLT FOUND IT

it’s gonna take some time with seeking solace and a few other fics

But I will get there!

I SWEARRRRRR

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: I’m a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.

Mav: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Hangman.

Rooster: Yes. Which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching on that bitch.

[outalongtheedges]

Rooster/Maverick: I’m the way I am because my dad died when I was young.

Hangman/Iceman: I’m the way I am because my dad didn’t die when I was young.

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