#top gun incorrect quote

[airlocksandaviaries]

Rooster, from the kitchen: Hey, Mav? How do you make ice cream? Maverick, grinning: That's a pretty personal question, Bradshaw. Iceman: Maverick: Iceman: PETER MAVERICK MITCHELL-KAZANSKY NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN

[icemavschild]

GUYS! ITS BEEN MONTHS!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!

I got a new phone.

I lost my acc

It took me forever to figure out what email I used

I FINALLT FOUND IT

it’s gonna take some time with seeking solace and a few other fics

But I will get there!

I SWEARRRRRR

[mxrcusflint]

daggers (this is how the movie went, right?)

[cirr0stratus]

[lieutenantfloyd]

Top Gun: Maverick as chaotic romantic texts

[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(After Rooster's first week at TOP GUN) Rooster(on the phone, sounding a little grouchy):...Hey, Dad. Goose(sighs):...What's his name? Rooster: What? Goose: The asshole in your class that seems to be making it his mission to piss you off - what's his name? Rooster: Hangman. Goose: Is he good-looking? Rooster: What?! Goose: Is he? Rooster: Uh...yeah, I guess. Goose: Is he blonde? Rooster:...How'd you know that? Goose(to Carole): - Honey, talk to Bradley. I need to scream into a pillow and then give Maverick a call.

[newtmas-supremxcy]

Tg/tg:m incorrect quotes while we wait for tg 3

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Bob: Hey Rooster, have you written your letter to Santa yet?

Rooster: Don't be silly Santa isn't re-

Hangman: Ready to accept letters yet.

Bob: that makes sense.

Bob: *leaves*

Rooster: What was that ?

Hangman: We haven't told him yet.

Rooster: He's our 30 year old coworker ???

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Hangman: I'm dating someone, but I'm not sure if I should tell you who it is...

Maverick: It's ok Jake, just rip it off like a bandaid though I doubt-

Hangman: It's Bradley.

Maverick, who just lost a bet to ice: Put the bandaid back on.

Hangman, who told Ice first: ....

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Goose: And do you Pete Mitchell take Tom Kazansky to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Maverick, smirking: I scooby-dooby doo

Iceman: I want a divorce.

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Random guy hitting on Natasha: Hey beautiful, can I have your phone number?

Phoenix, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

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Coyote: There's no food at home.

Hangman: Not even bread ?

Bob: Even in prison there's bread.

Iceman: It's three in the morning, what the hell are you doing in our House?

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Rooster: What kind of tea is this?

Maverick: Oh I boiled some gatorade.

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Hangman: Hey ice, can I borrow twenty thousand dollars.

Iceman: For what?

Hangman: An escape room.

Iceman: What kind of escape room costs twenty thousand dollars ???

Hangman: Jail...

Rooster, Coyote and Bob, in the background : Hey ice.

[needforspeed161]

One of my favorite facts about Top Gun Maverick to this day is that this tweet looks like one of those fan made “incorrect top gun quotes” or “top gun tweets” posts but is in fact 100% real and actually happened

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: I’m a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.

Mav: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Hangman.

Rooster: Yes. Which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching on that bitch.

[thestarwarslesbian]

Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

[nyree2712]

Top Gun - Incorrect Quotes 12

Maverick: I think I'm getting sick, I've been feeling nauseous lately

Slider: Maybe you're pregnant

Maverick:

Slider:

Iceman: I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot right now, my fucking RIO who suggested it, my fucking wingman who believed it for a moment or me who just had a heart attack

[icemavschild]

Guys…I’m currently laughing so hard at IceMav incorrect quotes. But can’t be loud bc my bf is right beside me

I’m crying. 😂😂 CRYING! Gosh. I missed my gay pilots. And I missed posting to my acc

[phxoftheashes]

Glen Powell being Hangman on Twitter. I found these and thought they were gold. Lmao

[cirr0stratus]

[indybob]

Need I say more?