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ALRIGHT BUT
I’ve been having flustered Steve thoughts.
The Party has NEVER seen Steve flustered. Steve’s always the one flirting and no one ever flirts back anymore so Steve’s never actually flustered.
But then Eddie Munson comes slithering along and he flirts with everyone just cause he can but nobody’s flustered by his attempts because he’s not trying to actually fluster them.
But for some reason he really flusters Steve.
Eddie uses this to his advantage and actually puts forth effort when he flirts with Steve.
Steve is flustered, bashful, embarrassed. He’s twirling his hair and giggling and he does this thing where he taps his fingernails on his front teeth when he gets distracted.
The Party was NEVER seen Steve like this.
Not even Nancy when they were dating.
Steve has described what he was like when he was flustered to them, calling himself stupid and saying he acted like an idiot to try and get them to just lay off.
All anyone sees is an absolute sweetheart.
Steve blushes really bright, starting with his ears and it just travels down from there. And also he’s really bad at hiding his smiles and he smiles so BIG when Eddie flirts with him. Like you can see every tooth and his eyes crinkle so much they basically close and his nose scrunches up.
And Eddie fucking THRIVES in it.
Because NO ONE else gets Steve like that.
Eddie’s witnessed Steve flirting with the girls of Hawkins. Has seen them all flirt back with varying degrees of bluntness.
None of them have gotten Steve nearly half as flustered as Eddie has.
UNTIL.
Eddie has Steve come over to the trailer to hang out. Steve by some turn of events ends up cooking and making grilled cheese and tomato soup.
Wayne comes home right as Steve is playing everything and Steve is DISTRAUGHT. Like “no Wayne it’s alright, really. I can make you some to it’s ok I like cooking you’re really doing me a favor.”
So Steve makes Wayne a grilled cheese to and refuses to let Eddie eat until they can eat together.
So they’re all sitting and then they start eating. And obviously it was a damn good grilled cheese— Eddie knew Steve could cook but good GOD.
And then Wayne puts his grilled cheese down, looks between Steve and Eddie, and tells Eddie “If you don’t marry ‘im I’m adoptin ‘im.”
And Steve BEAMS.
It’s that same smile he gets when Eddie flirts with him and Eddie is only somewhat livid.
Cause he totally gets the rush of having Wayne compliment you for the first time. He’s just such an honest man.
And it goes from there that the only people who can fluster Steve are Eddie and Wayne (Eddie romantically and Wayne platonic-fatherly).
They both go out of their way to compliment him constantly just to see him smile like that :)))
Aaahhhhh this makes me so happy!!!!
#steve harrington headcanon#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#the party#wayne munson#steddie#steddie thoughts#steddie idea#steve harrington is a sweetheart#steve harrington gets flustered easily#but only when it’s the munson men#wayne munson adopting steve harrington#the party goes through a phase where they all continuously compliment him and flirt with him#just to try and fluster him#the closest anyone gets is mike#cause mike doesn’t compliment people often but when he does he’s surprisingly genuine#the most he gets is a blush at the top of steve’s cheeks#eddie is very proud of the smiles he produces from steve#but he’s kinda sad no one can see what steve looks like when things get less… pg#but that’s strictly for eddie#might make a part two to this with a different version#I’ve run out of things to tag
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#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#top gun 1986#icemav flirting in public#nick goose bradshaw#goose is so done
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I think they laced every weed gummy I've ever had with slutweed...
#image#shark thoughts#feeding frenzy#she only got like. the head in. so I can't say if it was good or not. but damn did I want it.#please do not use this post as an excuse to ask to top me/flirt like you'd like to top me. the answer is no.
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#softies
#gen v#genvedit#the boys#theboysedit#jordan li#marie moreau#jordan x marie#limoreau#dailyflicks#userbbelcher#tvedit#televisiongifs#chewieblog#jaz sinclair#london thor#they kinda suck at flirting...it's endearing#marie getting all nervous around jordan...guys#they have me smiling so big#also london in that tank top...i am looking respectfully#!mine
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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..
#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment#anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway#komiks tag#assassins creed#shaun hastings#desmond miles#this is almostttttttttttt shaundes#but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening.#someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same#go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-)#this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than#Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time#ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back
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Enid and Yoko had a sleepover at Enid's dorm
Enid looking through her clothes: have you seen my top?
Yoko not even 0.5 seconds later: Wednesday's in the bathroom right now
Enid:
Wednesday peeking out of the bathroom: this is the first time I'm actually agreeing with something you say, leech
I actually believe that they'd both be switches, but I thought this situation would be funny :')
#wenclair#enid#jenna ortega#emma myers#incorrect wednesday quotes#incorrect wenclair#enid sinclair#wednesday addams#wednesday netflix#funny#wednesday incorrect quotes#incorrect wednesday addams#wednesday x enid#wednesday#wip wednesday#enid is a lesbian#sleepover#flirting#top and bottom
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Tell me you don't understand Tom "Iceman" Kazansky....
#top gun#tom iceman kazansky#all he did was flirt with Maverick#and bite him#and give him good advice#and care about the safety of the team
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hmmmmm
suspicious
#theyre the same flavor of gay.#end of story#and don't even get me started on the flying off into the sunset together part at the end#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#mota#gale buck cleven#john bucky egan#clegan#ft their besties who died in plane crashes#too many bar flirting scenes with the bucks to choose
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i think the fact that edwin is like. mildly misogynistic in a period-appropriate way is a really really funny character flaw
#only tends to come up when he’s talking to/about crystal because he does not like her (or at least does not like her flirting with his man)#but oh it’s there. most amusing off the top of my head was actually unrelated to crystal#when she’s reading off his questions for niko in episode 2 and one of them is like. have you been experiencing emotional hysteria?#and that’s where she has to stop and be like. for fucks sake edwin#that’s SUCH a funny thing to throw in there#kibumblabs#dead boy detectives#liveblogging
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Hi gabv1el fans... I saw something I couldn't resist
SO I DREW IT 🗣️‼️ mischievous ass robot...
#ultrakill#ultrakill v1#v1 fanart#ultrakill gabriel#gabv1el#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill? more like ultracool#digital art#artists on tumblr#skibidi toilet#theyre so silly#im going to eat them both...#TAKE UR ARMOR OFF GABRIEL!!! TS WAS HARD TO DRAW!!#top surgery scars go brrrrr#oh yeah#trans gabriel#v1 flirts in its own weird way but we love that
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i think s6 is proof enough that in college eli is the guy that goes so hard at every party, and demetri is his introverted boyfriend who didn't want to go in the first place, spends the entire time embarrassed by eli, only to drag his drunk ass home at the end of the night (but demetri also loves it)
#give me the college spin off#give me eli getting so black out drunk he starts flirting with dem cuz he forgets that theyre dating#does that make sense no but like#eli would get so sloppy let's be real#and dem would be like okay let's go have a snack and go to bed#but he just loves when eli has fun so he deals even tho eli is humiliating and over the top when he drinks#s6e2 has my heart can you tell#cobra kai#ck#cobra kai spoilers#ck spoilers#demetri alexopoulos#eli moskowitz#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#elimetri
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Fox tags along on a smuggling bust one (1) time and subsequently wishes he’d never been decanted.
Well, he’s arrested the perp a lot more than just one time, actually, but that very first tackle into a chokehold and electrocuffs more than sufficed to turn the fates against him - the fates, and Cody, the insufferable twat. They’re not actually even batchmates, the lot of them, and going by numbers Fox was decanted long before them (long as in seconds or minutes, no one actually knows), but Seventeen put them all in a training room together and then stupid kriffing Kote looked him up and down, nodded, and hasn’t stopped calling him vod’ika since.
“Why is one of the Republic’s most wanted criminals asking to speak to you, vod’ika?”, Cody asks, without any preamble, almost making Fox cut the holocall on principle. He would, if General Kenobi wasn’t right there next to the little shit. “And why do I not like his tone?”
Fox has to resist the urge to close his eyes and scream, making do with a deep sigh instead. Force curse the day Cody decided to adopt-nap him, and Wolffe following suit immediately. “Weequay, shifty eyes, stupid fucking pirate bandana?”
Cody’s eyes narrow suspiciously, and Kenobi’s eyebrows raise simultaneously. It’s more than a little creepy.
Fox rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “Tell him he can go space himself, unless he wants me to do it for him. And then tell him that if he sends me fuzzy fucking socks again I might just hunt him down and do it anyways.”
Past the slide of the door, Thorn’s unmistakable cackle reaches Fox. And Cody, going by the narrowing of his eyes. “Don’t tell him that, ori’vod, he’s probably into that”, Thorn calls out, gleefully, and Force Fox really should’ve kept this to himself in the first place.
He would’ve, actually, but the constant stream of strange presents into Guard headquarters is hard to miss. It was Alderaanian chocolates, last week, which Fox pawned off on the Shinies. A box from a store with a blacked out label before that, which he launched out the window with burning ears before Thire could get a closer look at it.
“Actually”, Thorn continues, happily, “I don’t think it matters much if you do tell him anything - it’s not like the Commander has been the most graceful courtée, and that hasn’t done anything to discourage our favorite smuggler.”
“Marshall Commander”, Fox hisses, because he’s a pissy bitch, and then, because all professionalism has gone out the window anyways, “This is why Stone is my favourite.”
Thorn’s wounded gasp is lost over Kenobi’s thoughtful hum, and Cody’s patented I’m-going-to-do-something-incredibly-stupid-and-you-can’t-stop-me glare. “That would explain why we have Hondo Ohnaka accosting our troopers about your flavour preferences concerning fruit candies. But the one asking to speak to you is Cad Bane, Marshall Commander.”
The string of curses Fox lets out at that is loud enough to have Mauler stick his head in the com room to ask if everything is alright, and Thorn roll on the floor with howling laughter.
Force curse the day he ever slapped electrocuffs on Hondo Ohnaka, and double-curse the one he threw Cad Bane to the floor with a scissor leg takedown.
#commander fox#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#commander thorn#hondo ohnaka#cad bane#fox is hot shit on the scene alright#cody is already texting the group chat#we need to update our hitlist. two new top spots#wolffe who is loading up his lasercannon: coordinates?#hondo ohnaka is the salivating puppy jumping around foxs feet for attention and cad bane is the black cat looming over his shoulder creepily#they take great issue with foxs work schedule#hondo makes this known verbally and also by smuggling stabby new sedatives and top of the shelf bedding#bane makes it known by assassinating the senator he saw make fox carry his bags through the senate for two days#YOU KIDNAP CHILDREN fox cries HOW IS THIS WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE#i got paid to kidnap those children bane says simply#fox enters the scream closet#corries think this is the best thing since hot chocolate - better arguably bc they dont get to have hot chocolate really#cody wolffe bly and ponds think this is the worst thing ever in the history of the galaxy#cody has to be restrained from physically attacking cad bane when he asks if he thinks fox likes silk against his skin#fox thinks this is all incredibly unfair#I DON’T EVEN FLIRT WITH THEM I’M NOT KRIFFING KENOBI he wails#I JUST ARRESTED THEM LIKE ONE TIME#none of this can ever reach rex fox realizes in a cold sweat#or alpha-17#fix doesnt wear the fuzzy socks to sleep. HE DOESNT
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the juicebox bandits
#mine#persona 5#P5 ART IN 2024?!?! WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK#playing through strikers made me realize how much i missed the whole crew. they are so funny. great spinoff#i took any chance i got to flirt/mess with ryuji#there were so many good moments omfg. literally said i love you out loud when ryuji gave away a featherman mask. no one talk to me#i didnt expect the spinoff to be so good ill be fr. the character writing is top notch and similar themes reflected in royal. cool stuff#i hope i make teen me proud like yay i can finally draw well enough ^_^#banger ost too wtf
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Girl at the Hard Deck: I like your glasses. Bob: They’re not for sale.
#top gun maverick#top gun incorrect quotes#original: the it crowd#robert bob floyd#bob's flirting 101 aviators
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You cannot convince me, that during games of pool at The Hard Deck, Rooster has never, EVER, scooched behind Hangman ("-whoop, sorry, pardon me...") so that - even just for a second - they were chest-to-back, pelvis-to-ass, Rooster's breath on the back of Hangman's neck, just to see if he could get a reaction out of him.
#whether he was flirting with him while trying to get him back or trying to help Phoenix win the game...:P#or both#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#top gun headcanon#hangster headcanon#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw#jake seresin#hangman seresin#top gun maverick
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GO fanfic idea No. [REDACTED]:
Crowley works in the city council and deals with issuing permits. Aziraphale comes EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK to apply for a different one. It's very annoying but Aziraphale is cute and funny and so he doesn't really mind.
But just as Crowley is gearing up to ask the cute angel on a date, the permits turn... strange. Suddenly, Aziraphale is applying for things like a sex shop licence and an environmental permit. Skin-piercing treatments permits but also a work permit to employ a child.
And Crowley has to decide if he wants to notify the council or continue flirting with the prettiest man he has ever met.
Give him a moment. It's a tough one.
(Yes, you are absolutely correct! It turns out Aziraphale was doing it just so HE could continue flirting with the prettiest man HE has ever met! And also because while talking to Nina, he found out that other people find it very hard to get permits and, being the bastard that he is, he wanted to see how far he could take this)
#i need someone to tell me not to#for ONCE in my life I am on top of my WIP list!#😭😭😭#but just imagine all the terrible flirting#and puns#they are going to be absolutely horrible!#good omens#ineffable husbands#ineffable humans#gomens#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#good omens human au#the ineffable meet-cute#my writing
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