#top childe

[sayokeshii]

𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 !

Top! Childe x Bottom! Scaramouche - SLOW DOWN ! - NSFW

synopsis — These were the times Kunikuzushi felt something, even if it were something as disgusting as sex, at least it were something. If Ajax didn't give into his own desire and indulge in the fantasy Kunikuzushi had created to feel something, maybe it wouldn't have felt as good. They were always left to wonder, this was just a consensual fling, but the way Ajax used to worship them, make them feel like they were the only light in his dull eyes, maybe it wouldn't have hurt as much.

content warning — nsfw, bottom scara, Trans! scaramouche, degrading kink, slight praise, Slow Sex, theyre in love, makeup play, Dacryphilia, Cunnilingus, Scaras pink pretty laced panties, Idol AU, scaras iconic golden earring, Throat Fucking, Eating out, Fluff, Tooth Rotting Fluff, Aftercare, worshipping, kink play, Inspired by Heartbeat by Childish Gambino, Inspired by Slow down by Chase Atlantic, Marking, bruising skin, dirty talk with softness, doing it raw, they/them pronouns used for scaramouche, idol! scaramouche

word count — 1.6k

notes — title is from chase atlantic and inspired by Slow down and heartbeat, listen as you read

Childe put both of his hands on either sides of Scaramouche's hips, tightly grabbing them before smirking idly at the expression the violette bore, eyebrows tightly knit, a dark flush covering their face and a hand clasped over their mouth. Sweat making their single long golden earring stick to their face.

That earring was always a fan favorite.

The youngers eyes darkened a bit, as a wave of lust washed over him feeling his boy grow hotter. He growled lazily latching his lips onto the olders neck, leaving a trail of wet and pliant kisses.

He tugged at the corners of their pink panties, in which pretty white lace was tied to either side, it could be opened with just the pull of a finger. Like unwrapping a present.

"Can you quit staring and just move on with it?" The violette snapped, leaning their head back on the bed, feeling utterly vulnerable under his gaze with little to no clothes on.

It wasn't helping that their wetness was soaking through their panties.

"Mmhmm, Don't you have a kink for this?" Tartaglia grumbled, wrapping his hands around their torso. Kissing the sides of their waist.

These were the times Kunikuzushi felt something, even if it were something as disgusting as sex, at least it were something. If the ginger didn't give into his own desire and indulge in the fantasy Kunikuzushi had created to feel something, maybe it wouldn't have felt as good. They were always left to wonder, this was just a consensual fling, but the way Ajax used to worship them, make them feel like they were the only light in his dull eyes, maybe it wouldn't have hurt as much.

Childe lightly tugged on one side of their panties, watching it fall apart. Feeling a wave of pleasure convulse right through his groin.

Scaramouche let out a stark whimper, as Childe spread his folds apart from the side. Finally indulging in his wetness.

They tried to grind into his fingers, before Tartaglia spoke again, in a teasing tone, tucking the violelettes hair behind their ear. Making Scara flush red. "I didn't give you permission did I? Suck it up and get what I'm giving you like the needy whore you are." Ajax spat.

He didn't take long before licking a dirty stripe from their hole to their clit, making them let out a mewl in pleasure clutching the bedsheets.

"How could I not worship you? When you took the effort to present yourself Infront of me?" The ginger murmured dazed, as he planted a kiss on their clit, kitten lapping at it. Drinking in the soft moans that was able to emit.

The older wrapped his dainty fingers onto the ginger's hair roughly shoving his head onto their cunt. Relishing in the painful pleasure of him lapping his tongue onto their own cunt.

Childe pulled his hands away from the grip it had on Scaramouche's waist, now pretty red like spots bruising the shape of his hands.

Ajax thought, Kunikuzushi looked the prettiest when covered in bruises.

Working on his tongue, curling it onto their clit in a peculiar way that made Scara mewl in pleasure.

Ajax moaned into their cunt, sending vibrations through Kunikuzushi's clit.

Kunikuzushi thought Ajax filled the holes in his life, filling him up from the insides as in a dirty joke, or filling up the aching hole on where his heart is supposed to be.

As Childe sped up his ministrations, he couldn't help but babble out words of needy praise. Before pulling out Ajax's face out of their cunt. Laughing at the dumb expression on his face. Ajax didn't say anything before latching their lips into a hungry kiss, needily biting their bottom lip hard enough to draw blood. But the only objective was to get their mouth to open so he could insert his tongue inside their mouth then they could entangle in another one of their messy make out sessions.

The older could taste themselves in his mouth, before hastily pulling away. Scaramouche shoved the ginger beneath them before wrapping his mouth around his erect nipples and sucking and lapping on them.

Childe let out a breathy whimper once again latching his hands onto their hips where the spots were already red. The older traced his abbs murmuring sweet praises in a humiliating way.

Planting a pliant kiss on the tip of his dick. It didn't take long for Ajax to shove his cock down the Violette's throat, making them gag. Slowly pulling out to kitten lick on the tip of his dick, copying the movement he made on their cunt to lick a dirty stripe from the base of his dick to the tip.

They gagged on it again, feeling it reach the back of their throat. They accidentally grazed his dick with their teeth, before looking up to see his expression. They could've only guessed Ajax wanted way more.

Kunikuzushi spat on the cock Infront of him before unwrapping the last bit of his panties, before feeling Ajax's pleading gaze and hands which almost covered his whole stomach area wrapping around his hips again.

Right where they were belonged.

They sank down, feeling the burning feeling shoot from his abdomen to their throat It would've been painful if Scara wasn't a masochist.

As Kuni completely sank down, they let out a whorish moan putting his small hands on Ajax's chest, curling them into a fist as they felt their own mouth start watering.

"How fucking pent up are you? It's only been about two weeks. Did you miss me that much?" Ajax scoffed pulling himself out of them.

He didn't take a long time before switching their positions and spreading Kuni's plush thighs open, angling them in a way they could go deeper.

Ajax started thrusting in a soft and slow manner, the only objective was to get the violette to start begging and convulse into little babbles of pleasure, holding their thighs open. Ajax circled his finger onto Scaras clit, making them let out a loud moan.

"Desperate aren't we?" Ajax cooed, mumbling sweet praises onto their ear before kissing their clit, to the side of their waist, their abdomen, their shoulder, then tucking a strand of violet hair behind their ear.

"Just get on with it..fuckass." Scara gazed up at him through slightly widenend eyes, dark flush managing to paint his cheeks as a painting with beautiful contrast again as they clasped a hand over their mouth again.

"Mmhmm...You're so pretty." Ajax mumbled against their neck, sucking and lapping at it. Feeling their cunt start twitching around his cock again.

The younger pulled out smirking at the dilated pupils Kunikuzushi seemed to have as he pushed them onto the mattress from behind, pinning down his shoulder blades with one of his arms, before rummaging his hands through the bedside drawer, finding a condom. Mid peeling it with his teeth he asked.

"On or off?" It took a bit for Kuni to snap out of their daze and reply. In a soft tone, circling their hands onto his nipples and observing him with a blown out gaze.

"Off, I'm on birth control." Ajax smirked, before spitting out the condom from in-between his teeth. Giving a firm bite on Kuni's plush white thighs before entering them.

Only this time, the movements were driven by his own lust, sucking, marking and biting them. Circling a finger over their clit in rubbing motions as wet squelching sounds echoed throughout the room. Scaramouche's moans were a lot louder now. Mumbling sweet praises in a humiliating way.

Ajax cupped his cheek, before kissing them in a needy way, making the red lipstick they wore, stain his lips. He only chuckled before messing up Kunikuzushi's lipstick on purpose, dragging it across his chin which earned a glare.

that sent a twitch straight through his dick.

It wasn't long before their eyes started to roll back, tears streaming down their face and their mascara starting to run down their cheeks.

"Haah- what would the dearest fans of scara-sunbae say? If they knew how much of a cocksleeve their dear idol was reduced to behind the scenes?"

Ajax spat, pushing them down on the blanket and angling himself to go even deeper in a mating press. He himself was starting to feel a heat pooling in his abdomen.

Kunikuzushi could only moan like a bitch in heat, feeling the knot growing in their stomach get tighter. Their cunt twitching in anticipation. Scara suddenly let out a loud moan before wrapping his plush thighs around Ajax's waist before spasming around his cock.

White sticky liquid, rolled down the sides but Ajax still didn't stop, feeling the vibrations of post-orgasm hit him, and suddenly all of the touches started to feel way more better than it already did.

Babbling out incoherent words of 'please' and chanting the name 'Ajax' like a mantra, Ajax finally cummed inside their cunt moaning out in complete bliss.

It was only after then that the thrusts started to slow down.

Ajax collapsed on top of Kuni, both of them feeling their heavy breaths against each other's chests, Ajax had always wanted these moments to last longer. But Kunikuzushi didn't have to know that.

The younger mutely pulled out, gazing at the olders, pretty long eyelashes. Eyes closed together tightly, He cupped their cheek making them slowly open his eyes. Before planting a soft kiss on their plump lips.

Ajax 'pfft-ed' looking at the dumbfounded expression on the Violette's face after the weirdly romantic gesture he made.

The younger grabbed their pretty pink laced panties, that were on the side before using that to wipe the cum dripping out of their cunt.

Hovering over them as he planted wet kisses around their hips, kissing the bruises. Planting soft kisses on the scars on their thighs, cupping their small soft breasts, kneading them. After a while of just laying on top of them, he opened his eyes groggily half asleep to see Kuni already sleeping.

For their own comfort, he begrudgingly managed to wake himself up before picking up Kuni and washing both of them up.

author’s notes — chat this was uploaded on ao3 first, this is my first post on here btw ^^ i genuinely dont know how to use tumblr so pardon my mistakes. likes and reblogs heavily appreciated !!

[cherrycezzie]

Happy Lantern rites everyone! 🏮💓🏮💧🔸🏮 Surprise kiss attack during the Lantern rite 😘 [Childe visited Liyue to see his lovely wife.]

[helpmeimblorboing]

Zhongli and Childe

Or, Zhongchi with Childe top

[l1tw1ck]

Delusion

Ajax thinks he can get his favorite camboy to fall in love with him

Bottom!FTM!Scaramouche x Top!Ajax

[Inspo 1 ] (NSFW) + [Inspo 2] | [Part Two] | AFAB language is used heavily

Contains: Non-Con, Kidnapping, Dead Dove, Stalking, Drugging, Somnophilia (Oral), Masturbating, Dacryphilia, Painful Sex, Anal, Mention of Blood

Words: 1,593 | Reader Discretion is Advised!!

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Ajax is what any person would describe as a creepy incel. He's attractive but his personality ruins it for him.

Every Friday and Saturday night, he prepares his set up to watch his favorite camboy, Scaramouche. Tissues and lotion placed nicely on his desk while he sits on his expensive gaming chair with his shorts pulled down.

He watches Scaramouche adjust his position on the bed, bringing his body into full view. Save for his face.

He watches Scaramouche adjust his position on the bed, bringing his body into full view. Save for his face.

He takes a thick dildo and rubs his cunt against it, reading the chat and looking for suggestions.

Ajax groans and wishes Scaramouche was rubbing against his dick instead...oh how cute that would be.

"Ajax~" Scaramouche would moan. "I'm gonna come~"

The ginger pervert tightens the grip on his cock, blood rushing to his cheeks at the idea.

He snaps out of his daydream and looks back at the monitor, blessed with the view of Scaramouche's backside.

"I'm not doing anal." Scaramouche hisses, using his phone to read the chat.

Just another thing on the to-do list for Ajax then. If he can't take Scaramouche's virginity, he'll take his anal virginity.

Ajax watches the rest of the stream wishing he was the dildo Scaramouche was using. Once the stream finishes he cleans up his desk and goes to take a shower. Scaramouche doesn't like smelly men.

He comes back afterwards with a message from a friend of his popping up on his desktop.

"I found his address, but what exactly do you plan to do with it?" Keqing asks. Ajax liked to make friends in high places, helping them out with the intention of getting a favor or two back from them later.

"I told you. It's for his safety, I'm worried about him." Ajax replies with a rehearsed lie. "His mental health doesn't seem so good and he hasn't been responding to my messages. I only want to check up on him."

Keqing sighs behind the screen. "Okay, I believe you." She sends him his address and for the first time in her life, prays to Rex Lapis that he doesn't do anything crazy.

Of course Rex Lapis wasn't listening today.

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Scaramouche apparently lives in Liyue, Ajax hasn't figured out why yet. Maybe the warmth?

He learned a lot more about Scaramouche in the following weeks. His favorite food and drink, his most frequented stores, the fact that he has no friends or partner, and most importantly what his face looks like.

He also did some online research and found out that Scaramouche's real name is Kunikuzushi and he was originally a puppet created by the famous Ei. Scaramouche was meant to support its mother's company and work for her but, as Ajax assumes, didn't like that and decided to go off and make money on its own.

After watching him for a while and getting his schedule memorized, Ajax decides to finally go through with his long awaited plan. Taking Scaramouche once and for all.

With the added help of a sleeping pill, Ajax carries Scaramouche's sleeping body into the backseat of his car.

Since he's parked in a remote place, he decides to have a little fun with the sleeping male. Ajax lifts Scaramouche's shirt up to expose his perky chest, breathing heavily from being so close to him.

Ajax pulls his sweatpants and boxers down just enough to free his hard and already leaking cock. He spits on his hand and starts jerking off to the small mounds on Scaramouche's chest.

"Finally mine-" He groans. "Oh Tsaritsa, I can't wait to fuck all of your holes later.." He lifts Scaramouche's head up and brings its mouth towards his dick. Ajax pries open its mouth and shoves his length inside.

"Fuck- fuck yes~" Ajax moans. "Oh God, you feel so good~"

Scaramouche stays unmoving while Ajax ravages its mouth, his thickness stretching the puppet's lips painfully wide as Ajax uses its mouth like a fleshlight.

"You don't even have a gag reflex. I bet I could come in your mouth hundreds of times and nothing would happen." His movements become sloppy as he nears his release. "Fuuck-" He comes with a loud groan and fills Scaramouche's mouth with his spend.

For a few moments the cum just sits in his mouth before Scaramouche swallows it unconsciously.

Ajax grins at the sight. It takes everything in him to stop and drive his hostage home.

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Ajax carries the puppet into the basement which he decorated in preparation for this. He put up wallpaper of Scaramouche's favorite color, a king sized bed, figures and posters of Scara's favorite media, and two locked boxes. One of which contains gifts.

He drops him onto the bed gently and starts stripping him down completely. Ajax runs his hands along the unconscious camboy's body, touching every part in awe.

Ajax turns him around to handcuff his arms behind his back and ties his ankles together.

Knowing Scaramouche won't wake up til late next morning, he brings the both of them underneath the covers and cuddles him to sleep.

Scaramouche is woken up to Ajax sliding his length in between his thighs. He's barely able to react because of the lingering after effects of the drug. "What the fuck?" He hisses.

Ajax's focused face turns joyous when he hears his beloved's voice. "You're awake." He says while still thrusting.

"Get the fuck away from me!" Scaramouche struggles to get away, his desperation just enough to make Ajax come.

"Fuck...you're so fucking sexy." Ajax groans in pleasure. "Remember Childe? Your highest donator?"

How could Scaramouche forget, Childe never missed a stream. He always thought of him as a weirdo but viewed him in a better light than all his other donors. He seemed nicer, sweeter...

"Let me go." Scaramouche says sternly.

"Let you go?" Ajax scoffs. "You're never leaving me, Kunikuzushi."

It pauses at the use of its real name. "How the hell did you find out about that?" He purposefully forced his mother to remove all photos of him from the articles.

"Oh you know, the abyss web has a lot of secret information. Such as information about you being a puppet."

Scaramouche's face twists into horror.

His expression turns Ajax on. "Don't worry though, I only knew it was you because I saw your creation certificate. It's cute that your mom made it and still has it even after you 'disowned' her." He grabs the bottle of lube on the bed, which was previously used to make Scaramouche's thighs easier to fuck.

"You're- you're a fucking perverted freak!"

Ajax pours a small amount into his hand, just barely enough to allow for an easier entrance, and slowly pushes a finger past the rim of Scaramouche's hole. "That's right, I'm a freak. I'm fucking disgusting, right? You think I'm a gross pervert, don't you?"

Scaramouche's face scrunches up both in discomfort and disgust. "Stop!"

Ajax listens intently to his protests and adds another finger. "It's stretching around my fingers so nicely..."

Scaramouche yells and writhes around but to no avail. "Take them out!"

He smiles and does as he's told, positioning his dick at Scaramouche's hole.

"No! Thats-" Scaramouche bites his lip as Ajax forces his way through. "It hurts- fuck-"

Ajax could hear his heart pounding out of his chest, the excitement of being inside Scaramouche almost too much to handle.

Scaramouche kept his eyes shut tight, both due to the pain and not wanting to see the ginger's crazed expression. The contrast of his dead eyes and his terrifying smile was enough to give anybody chills.

"Oh fuck~" Ajax revels in the feeling, thankfully giving the puppet time to adjust. It isn't much time though, Ajax quickly recovers and starts thrusting.

The lack of lube makes it nowhere near pleasurable, only Ajax's pre cum aids him. But even that isn't enough.

Scaramouche swears he's bleeding down there now. He gives up on his protests knowing it only turns his captor on.

"Yeah- so quiet and good for me~"

The small male closes his eyes tight, hoping the pain can allow him to drift off to sleep.

Ajax's constant and rough thrusts prevent him from doing so. "Oh Kuni~" He grabs Scaramouche's thighs and lifts him up to fuck into him even deeper.

It's like time has slowed down for Scaramouche, every thrust more agonizing than the last. "No more...please.." His voice wavers.

Ajax melts from his sweet pleading. "That's right, beg~"

Even knowing it's a turn on for his captor, Scaramouche continues begging in hopes he'll show mercy.

"Please stop...please.." He's never been in a situation where he's had to beg anyone for anything, it's either an argument or them obeying him without question.

Ajax groans. "Gonna come~"

Scaramouche silently thanks whichever Archon was listening as he feels the Snezhnayan's thrusts slow down. The nasty feeling of cum invading his ass made him sick but at least it's over.

Ajax slowly pulls out and stares as his cum dribbles out of Scaramouche. He takes pictures of his hole and his body and tries not to get hard again.

"Don't...don't fucking post that."

"It's for me only, of course." Ajax smiles and opens up a drawer next to the bed. He takes out a pill bottle and opens it, letting one fall into the palm of his hand. "G'night Kunikuzushi." Ajax slips the pill into the puppet's mouth, it correctly assumes the pill is just a sleeping pill so it swallows the drug without a fight.

Archons know he needs all the sleep he can get.

[hinamie]

I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Michael meet their younger selves..

[bumblebeebats]

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)

[yuujiology]

men who are SO focused on pleasing you they forget sex is a two way street. its not even a matter of forgetfulness its just the fact that seeing you feel good from him is enough to get him off for the rest of his life.

denji, aki hayakawa, diluc ragvindr, izuku midoriya, armin arlert, son goku

men whove gone through so much in their life they just want to get fucked silly by you and not have to think about anything. his stress melts away the moment you penetrate his heat.

soldier 76, eren jaeger, katsuki bakugo, toji fushiguro

men who act like they get all the bitches and fuck 24/7 but actually are virgins who havent seen an actual naked body. they cream their pants at the lightest foreplay and get overstimulated so fast.

satoru gojo, tartaglia, genji shimada

men who have had sex but noone could truly please them, so when they feel genuine pleasure they blank. tears stream down their faces as they babble nonsense, brain on overdrive.

suguru geto, keigo takami, levi ackerman, eddie brock

plus any other characters that apply.

[kalystatheevil]

picture scaramouche bent over, hands tied behind his back, face pressed to a coffee table with you holding him from behind

tw: cursing, cnc, praise, humiliation, dom reader, unhealthy use of ellipses; (amab reader), 18+

you rub your glistening cock between scaramouche's spread asscheeks, almost moaning from the view alone. your precum is already leaking into the cracks, moistening them prettily.

"fuck, scara… what did i tell you, huh?" a sharp slap resounds, and scaramouche's right cheek immediately starts turning pinkish. the boy grits his teeth.

"go to hell you fucking psycho."

"mhhh…" your thumbs leave little indents in the supple skin of his ass. between them, a throbbing hole clenches nervously. "a psycho, am i."

scaramouche moans as you push the tip past the rim. you're sure he didn't mean to, but it still escaped his lips. slowly, you push just the tip in and out, watching intently as the skin spreads around the gland, swallowing it greedily.

"you stretch so beautifully, scara," you coo, a soft blush on your face. "so incredibly beautiful"

"stop— stop looking!" scaramouche growls. "it's—" he gasps loudly when the tip enters him yet again, face already red from all the blood gathering in his head.

"it's what, scara..."

"it's— ugly…"

at this, you click your tongue and stop. "ugly?"

scaramouche becomes angry, deflecting from his quickly rising shame. "yes, ugly. seriously, stop with this stupid game you're playing, i don't need you to act like you're into th—"

you thrust into him, deep and hard. scaramouche's words are lost in a strangled gurgle as his eyes roll back.

"it seems i need to fuck that thought out of you."

with one roll of your hands, you shorten the rope connected to his tied wrists, tugging them upwards. slowly, you start to roll your hips back, watching as the rim catches and slides over your cock. you moan. "aah, scara… you look so, so pretty like this"

"fuck… you… ngh— a-aahn…"

you breathe heavily. "fuck. fuck, scara. you take me so well. look at you, moaning like a slut..."

"shut— shut up. fuck. i'll kill you. i swear i'll fucking kill y— MGH!" you slam back into him. any further protest is drowned by the sound of thighs hitting flesh in sharp slaps as you start pounding into him. harder and harder you thrust back inside, needing to reach deeper, faster, harder.

it doesn't take long for scaramouche to lose his composure. on the surface of the coffee table, he rolls his head almost limply to the side. his eyes are blurry with pleasure, but still he tries to look at you out of the corner of his eye - to make you see exactly what you are doing to him.

you breathe a laugh, panting hard. under scaramouche's mouth, a steadily growing puddle of drool forms. he twitches, legs giving in.

you grab his hips so hard his skin will certainly bruise. scaramouche is not yet allowed to stop taking you. you stare and stare, fucking him until the world starts to tilt, until your cock feels numb from sheer pleasure, until you start twitching so hard that it's visible on the front of scaramouche's stomach—

you cum hard, gasping for air. white stars form in your vision, and you can feel your hands tremble on his soft skin.

"haha…" you laugh, out of breath. under you, scaramouche whimpers quietly.

after a moment, you pull out slowly. a thick line of cum connects the tip of your still slightly twitching cock with scaramouche's warm, fluttering hole. "ahh… fuck. my cum… hahaha… deep… deep inside you…"

scaramouche lets out another whine. his hole clenches before releasing a white drop of liquid. he whimpers, trying to say something.

"mh?" you ask, using your thumb to smear the droplet around the throbbing hole. "speak up, scara…"

amidst his wordless whimpers, you push your thumb inside and laugh again, feeling scaramouche milking it powerlessly.

"i wonder when you came…"

"mmglh…" scaramouche answers. when something warm touches his freely leaking cock, he flinches lightly. a moan tumbles over his lips. with the palm of your hand, you rub the tip of his soft erection.

"or rather… how many times." scaramouche's eyes slowly roll backwards. with a grin, you raise your hand back up and glide your tongue over the palm, humming appreciatively at the taste. "yum ~"

"no…more…" scaramouche finally breathes. "can't…" your arm slings around his belly. with ease, you lift him up. "ahn—"

"no more? no more, scara?"

"no... more..."

"but baby..." you place a soft kiss on his temple.

"we were just getting started."

[formatting shamelessly stolen from scara smut writer @hanxku]

[bertoyana]

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) dir. MATTHEW VAUGHN

+bonus. erik looking up and down at charles and charles looking smug as hell. which could mean nothing.

[cupidkyu]

USE ME LIKE A PRINCESS PLESSESSSESSEEESSEEE

PRINCESS ! ⁺◛˖

dom bottom gn reader x sub top male character

men that worship you,who treat you like you're so fragile,constantly praising and admiring how beautiful ur body is, begging if they can just touch you, begging if they can just plunge deep in u.

men that do anything you want,any position,any k1nk,f4tish: he doesn't mind, he just wants to please u<3,,

men that gets needy when you don't let him hold your hand. breathing heavily as you bounce so good on his cock, jerking his hips up just to get deeper in you,his desperate whimpers escaping his throat as your hole squeezes him so well. he was in a daze,how could've he deserve such a beautiful prize like you?

men that just can't get enough of you, subconsciously going rougher when he's inside you, fingers intertwining as you moan out his name. he's such a good boy,just let him c4m inside u!! he'd be blabbering and thanking you constantly,he's so pathetic it's adorable,isn't it?

men that wants you to himself,who gets jealous when he sees you getting too comfortable with someone else, he'll just need you to drag him somewhere secluded where you let him fuck you until he forgets about everything that ever got him so frustrated ,,

“h—..hmff~ shit- darling..~ you feel so good around my cock-..t-too good~” he'd whine helplessly as he pushes himself inside you,gosh, you're just too pretty for him.

blade,ororon,dottore, ayato,itto,aether,gojo,choso, zhongli,childe,your faves<3

@cupidkyu

[everwalldigan]

Random reporter: Mr Wayne, do you think men can get pregnant?

Bruce: uh, I am.

Reporter: *laughs* you are?

Bruce, offended: how about a congratulations instead of laughing at me?

Reporter, starting to get flustered: oh, um congratulations, I’m sorry… so how far along are you?

Bruce: two weeks.

Reporter: oh, uh… how did you know you were pregnant after two weeks?

Bruce: my stomach was growling more than usual, plus me and him had sex so that’s probably where it came from…*points towards Clark across the room*

Reporter: did you take a pregnancy test?

Bruce: uh, no?

Reporter: then how do you know for sure?

Bruce, smiling condescendingly: because I have a kid, I know how it feels like and it was like this. Where did you think Dick came from?

Reporter: But you took him in after his—

Bruce, putting his hand on the reporters shoulder, concerned: There are pictures everywhere of the day of his birth. Are you feeling well? You look a little pale, maybe you should take an early night…

[cherrycezzie]

TartaLi au "All for Love" cover book art if ever I decided to make a hard copy of my comics and sell it for TartaLi lovers.

[elodieunderglass]

Accidentally found this picture of a serious child sabering champagne and now can never know peace again

[teaboot]

I have never been an athletic gymbro track student whatever a day of my goddamn life and yet I have always been strong as fuck.

Not fast, or coordinated, or fit, or with good endurance, just super dense muscle for no reason.

Like. My WHOLE life.

People used to try and pick me up as a toddler only to drop me cause I was unexpectedly heavy. At summer camp I could pick up ten-foot logs and carry them around on my shoulder while other kids needed a partner to help them. I can lift my 195lb brother off the ground. I can lift my 200lb father off the ground. I don't have a car so when I buy new furniture I often carry it home myself.

And I am NOT IN SHAPE. I can sprint, but im a terrible runner. I can't do push ups. Or burpees. It takes me like 50 minutes to run a 5k. I'm very lazy and spend most of my free time reading, painting, or thrift shopping.

But in anticipation of surgery I have begun lifting weights and yall. YALL. MY BICEPS CAME BACK IN A WEEK

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WENT FULL BEAST MODE

[bumblecow]

My poor baby

*says this while taking screenshots*