#toothpickyswag

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my bff @sillybillybillysilly said this song reminds her of sasha's untimely demise and i am nothing if not autistic so i compiled some material for comparison

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville by My Chemical Romance // MAG79 // MAG78 // MAG47 // MAG48 // MAG76 x2 // MAG68 // MAG80 // MAG 79

[sillybillybillysilly]

Me and my BFF @toothpickyswag committed voter fraud in the @blorbo-gerrymandering tournament.

[toothpickyswag]

It's Wednesday!!

[sillybillybillysilly]

Shout-out to @eclairdargent33 and @toothpickyswag for being my biggest fans. Appreciate you

[the-dashing-miss-ollandre]

@toothpickyswag

homestuck is an existential horror comic bc "we took your parents, fucked them up even worse, made them about your age, and also now they view you as surrogate role models" is an utterly bone chilling concept

[toothpickyswag]

this lore is bad

[toothpickyswag]

Ratchet transformer tells Greg transformer he isn’t gay.

[toothpickyswag]

when you’re not gay, greg

I’m not gay, Greg.

[the-dashing-miss-ollandre]

@toothpickyswag

Hello. My name is Count D’racula Dementia Vampyr Way. I have long white teeth (that’s how I got my name) and a long white moustache with white streaks that reaches my mid back and red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like my predecessor Dracula (if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!!) I’m not related to Attila but I wish I was cause he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire and my teeth are long and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Count, and I live in a creepy castle in Transylvania where I’ve been for quite some time (I’m an age.) I’m a Goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and the blood of every conqueror ever flows through my veins. I’m also a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black shirt, black trousers, a black cape, and black mid-thigh boots. I was wearing no makeup. I was walking around inside my castle. It was nighttime which I was very happy about. An English lawyer stared at me. I threw his shaving mirror out the window.

[toothpickyswag]

ratchet

transformers ratchet 

ratchet is transformer

[toothpickyswag]

girl help

[toothpickyswag]

you are stupid

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happy november 5th

[ID: a destiel redraw of "the kiss" by gustav klimt. castiel is holding dean and kissing his cheek. its a traditional pencil drawing]

[the-dashing-miss-ollandre]

@toothpickyswag

PERCEIVE

[the-dashing-miss-ollandre]

#this is not my beautiful stone im rolling up a hill! (tags by @toothpickyswag)

one must imagine sisyphus behind the wheel of a large automobile

[the-dashing-miss-ollandre]

@toothpickyswag

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.