#too I guess

[raiain]

hoho

[askzoosmellpooplord]

ok

go

... are you recording me?

yes

wow, awesome. this is superb.

y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?

yes john

every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning

oh, cool.

that explains so much.

you're the worst friend ever.

aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!

i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.

you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.

and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,

it's called having a life.

i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.

ok your royal highness

im sure you have a lot on your plate

what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper

what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day

while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son

your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess

but hey man im not here to speak for him

why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert

are you still recording?

yeah

hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...

shut up

then you're going to want to type in the word...

shut up

THE WORD...

shut up

TURNTECHGODHEAD S-

s-

AID-!

looks like youre cutting out john

F- OR-

yeah dude your wifi is cooked

CK-

AH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde

...

you roped rose into this too?

yeah

well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!

ask box open for reception.

[estcaligo]

Ace's Jealousy

*Ace x Reader but with subtle Sebek x Reader I love Ace - Reader - Sebek dynamic :) * a short drabble. Open ending. *cw: swearing

"Well, that should be it for today." you sighed, gathering your notes and papers from across the table.

"That's it? You're done already? What about the Magic Analysis project? You always struggle with that, and you haven't even opened it today."

A slight autumn breeze swirled leaves outside the library window as you and Ace occupied a table, working through your homework. Without Deuce around, it was just the two of you. These study sessions were always half work, half chat. Ace never seemed too interested in studying, but he never missed your time together. You understood why, and you found it cute in a way. No matter how much Ace joked around, sometimes his interest in you was a little too obvious.

Lately, though, your sessions had been growing shorter. Mostly because of you.

"Ah, it's okay. I asked Sebek to help me with the project, so…"

"Sebek? Why? Magic Analysis is literally my best subject. And I'm right here" irritation creeping into his tone.

You smiled apologetically. "I know, I know. But… Seb and I already arranged to meet…"

Ace's expression soured. "Right… speaking of meetings, we're still on for this weekend, yeah?"

"Ah, about that…" You bit your lip, hesitating. "I'm really sorry. I was just about to tell you…"

"Tell me what?"

Ace's frustration was now plain on his face.

"Um… Sebek mentioned there's a book fair in town. So… I won't make it this weekend."

"You're kidding me." His voice turned cold, and even Ace seemed surprised by it.

"I'm really sorry. It's just that Sebek-"

"Sebek this, Sebek that." Ace spat the words out harshly, gathering his things with sharp movements. "Whatever. Do what you want."

"Ace, come on, don't be like that."

"Like what?" His eyes flashed. "Don't you like it harsh? Or should I yell too, like your precious Sebek?"

Your stomach twisted from where this conversation was going.

"What's gotten into you? Are… are you jealous?"

Ace scoffed, but the edge of his voice gave him away. "Yeah, so what if I am? That's something Sebek will never feel for you."

"Excuse me?" Your voice cracked. "That's too far, even for you."

"Too far?" Ace leaned forward, his voice rising. "He doesn't even want you! All he thinks about is his YoUnG LoRd and you know it!"

This sudden outburst made your eyes sting. "You're such an asshole, Ace."

"If you think I'm the asshole, then you're just dumb" he got only stingier. "The way he treats you - do you really not see it?"

"It's none of your business! Why do you even care?"

"Why?!" Ace's voice broke. "You know why! Or should I say it? Do you want me to say it?!"

You were silent, doing your best not to burst into tears. You liked Ace, really, but as a friend. You never wanted to have this conversation.

"I'm the one who's always there for you" Ace continued, his voice trembling with anger and hurt. "I'm the one who saves your ass all the time. I went into damn caves, I crossed a fucking desert, I fought the Charons to protect you - I lose my mind every time I don't know where you are because I think you might be in danger! Me! Not Sebek!"

The air between you both crackled with tension. You couldn't even look at him because you knew everything he said was true.

"Whatever." His voice had dropped to a quiet rasp. "I'm done with this. Just don't come running to me when he leaves you behind."

The howling outside intensified. It had gotten dark by this moment, and a cold evening wrapped the library in gloomy shadows.

"…you know I will anyway" you whispered, your voice broken, tears already spilling over.

Ace exhaled sharply. "Shit, I hate you."

[limepooll]

Perhaps.. fireraven mention...?

[obliviannn]

I did the top tubbo ones I think before college started. Still working on the remake of Denial!! I will finish it I swear. I have more finished than what’s in the video so I’m hoping it’ll be finished before winter break (don’t hold me to that)

[pancakesbrodown]

Ohhhhh I have to hit them with a car

[abbylikestodraw]

Lemme just dump these here. Oh yeah, and I'm proud to announce that during my first flight ever I read Problem Sluth.

[sharks3ye]

Quaasooo !!!!!

js a doodle

[acrobaticsilky]

« this is who you are. »

now in color

[killmeinmysleepwithachainsaw]

I actually hate all of them and I'm incredibly glad they all died/j

[cockworkangels]

sera gamble is such a fascinating writer like she will find so many ways to tell us that not living the hunter life is emasculates dean and also makes him gay. even when he's fullfilling a type of capitalist masculine ideal of corporate success or when he's literally essentially literally married with a kid in white picket fence suburbia. but it's gay not to be a hunter. when will be there be another show like project runway. yours or your wife's. sera let's talk.

[neoclassic-sonic]

A short review of every Funko Pop! released with Classic Sonic branding! Identified by the darker blue packaging and the old Sonic logo, this is the current lineup for every Classic Sonic Pop!

You might be wondering to yourself ''Funko Pop!s already chibi-fy the characters, giving them proportions one would usually find in Classic Sonic designs, how do you differentiate a Modern Sonic and a Classic Sonic?'' Which is a common sentiment when Funko first announced the very first Classic Sonic Pop! back in 2017! They managed to differentiate the two by giving Classic Sonic a noticeable rounder body, compare here:

Notice Classic Sonic's smaller proportions? They used to use the same head mold for both Sonics but starting with the Classic Super Sonic, they've been consistently giving him bigger eyes. I have no idea how they plan to tackle Classic Knuckles or Tails though...

Oh and what's that? Yes! You're right! That /is/ Metal Knuckles! His very first piece of Merchandise ever is a Funko Pop!

I'm of the opinion that ''The less human they are, the better they look as a Pop! (especially the more lifeless the character is)'' and I think the concept applies really well with Metal Knuckles! Sporting his refreshed design, his finish is metallic and the highlight imo is his eyes!

He looks especially well right next to the Metal Sonic Pop! Funko released last year. (Yes, this Metal Sonic is considered as part of the Modern line, it had a dual release with Modern Amy as a Sonic CD thing)

Unfortunately, as of the time of writing this post, most of the figurines here are currently no longer available on the Funko Online Store (you can still find them in physical stores if you're lucky!) except for the very first Classic Sonic figurine, Metal Knuckles and the (ugly as fuck) 8-bit trio

[lilyginnyblackv2]

Saw someone deny the Kazurei ship because “the series makes it clear that Kazuki still loves his wife.” And that is such a bizarre argument.

I would hope that Kazuki still loves Yuzuko.

I would hope that Kazuki will love Yuzuko until the day he dies, because she was his wife and he loved her when she was alive. Why would he stop loving her because she passed away?

People, and well written characters, are complicated. They can love more than one person or thing at a time. Polyamory is a very real thing and a way some people love. But this situation with Kazuki isn’t even that. It’s a past love, since Yuzuko is no longer here with him.

Outside of past relationships that have turned sour because of something like abuse or the like, pretty much every person in the world has pieces of their heart that will always belong to someone they love: platonically, familially, romantically, and everything in-between.

Love is complex. The way people and well written characters like Kazuki interact and engage with love is complex too. Plus, the entirety of Episode 7 was literally about Kazuki learning to move on, let others in again, and learn to love again - without restraints and the past holding him back.

So, that dude who wrote that tweet just completely missed the point of Episode 7, lol. Like, Kazuki can have a picture of himself and his wife from when she was still alive up on his desk in his room, while also caring for Rei and forming a potential relationship with him in the present. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive. It’s like how a parent is able to love more than one child at the same time. 

It’s not that hard. But some people will try to deny queer readings of text no matter what. 

[wormnamedwax]

dc launching a Revolutionary New Character (either a clone or a daughter of a villain) (that will become a well-loved character or literally never mentioned again)

[wizardpainter]

Imagine your name being a synonym for snitch💀💀💀 -1000000000 aura

[squidsmakemedelusional]

i uploaded some already on my twitter but id be gatekeeping if i wouldnt reupload them for yall