#tony and peter are husbands

[moritashie]

Peter: If I were Peralta, would that make you Holt?

Tony: I'm not gay.

Peter: Wait you're not?

Cue cut scenes from the past few weeks, sitcom style, showing Rhodes and Tony acting very homoerotically

[squilfmybeloved]

loving multiple ships is so fun like yeah thats tony's wife pepper, pepper's wife may, and pepper and may's wife natasha. yeah that's pepper's husband tony, tony's husband rhodey, tony's other husband steve, steve's husband bucky, bucky's boyfriend sam, bucky's girlfriend sarah, and tony's other OTHER husband stephen. and they're all coparenting peter parker, what about it?

[ircn-dad]

Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.

Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.

[starker-sorbet]

Vampire husbands going out for a bite to eat

Vampires for @starkerfestivals #SFFlufftober24

[rainghosted]

Tony decided to facetime his sleepy husband during his boring board meeting

Tony: Hey baby, How's your beauty sleep?

Peter: *hangs up*

Tony: ...

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Peter's very passionate, just like his father. My first husband- he's very handsome, but too crazy. It seemed like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out the window together.

Strange: [laughing] Which- Which one were you doing?

[Tony chuckles]

Strange: [to Bruce] I'm hearing this for the first time.

[spock-stark7]

Do all Irondad fans have daddy issues? Like, it’s that a requirement to be part of the fandom? Cause it kinda seems like it is.

[soliloquent-stark]

💌 ctrl-alt-deceit by soliloquent

17,1k words // pairing: tony stark & steve rogers

—⎊—

"Tony,

I've completed the background check on Steven Rogers, and there's something big you need to know. Like, massive security-threat level big.

I'm sorry, sugar. He's bad news."

or: A corporate espionage story told solely through excerpts from CEO Tony Stark's inbox. Featuring romantic pining, delightful office lunches, sarcastic super-geniuses, intense investigations, revolutionary nanotechnology research, unhinged arch-nemeses, haunting ghosts from the past, and an endearing emoji overload by a witty Peter Parker.

[stilesfuck1ngstilinski]

This is a shot in the dark but does anyone remember a Bruce banner/tony stark fic they were dads to Peter Parker I’m pretty sure it was under the tag science husbands or something similar I literally cannot find it and I’ve been looking for it again for years I don’t remember if it was on fan fiction.net or ao3 but it’s been so long I don’t remember what the title was of if it’s even still up 😭

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay but...

Peter wants to show off his kinda beat up new car. He got it for great price! It came from the junk yard, and he put a lot of work to make it run.

He finally is able to convince Tony to get in the car with him. And when he goes to connect to his Bluetooth, the last thing that played volume on his phone reads out on the radio. Even though the window was closed. Even though he signed out of his pornhub account. Across the dash of the car, read the headline to the last porn he watched.

Peter is MORTIFIED.

Tony is 1st stunned, then tries to process what he read. Then he has questions. Peter will NOT be getting out of this.

[optimistictalia]

ALRIGHT, the profiles are done! I will be uploading them individually and then altogether at the end. (for a reason: I’m experimenting and trying to see which designs seem to appeal more).

Say hello to our head bitch WENDY!!!!!!! Check out her playlist (and everyone else’s are public on my Spotify profile as well)

transcript under read more for those who might have trouble reading my handwriting:

WENDY STARK BANNER

23 . She/Her

The Leader, Oldest, and The Techie One

- Started THE ONE HIT WONDERS to spite Tony.

- Considers The Rogers as Family (spent lots of time with them to avoid her overbearing father).

- Healthy relationship and closer to Bruce.

- Happiest memories were nights tinkering in the lab with her dads and PETER (her brother from another mother!).

[stony4eva]

[squilfmybeloved]

iron husbands is so special to me they deserve so much more content than they have :(

[ircn-dad]

watch marvel justify rhodey being a skrull since civil war with this scene

marvel: you guys thought he was talking about his legs and his armor?🤣🤣hah! you guys have been trolled!!! he was talking about being a skrull!!!!

[starker-sorbet]

⚘ Fairy Iris ⚘ - symbolizes good fortune

Hustlers and husbands Peter and Tony using their skills to scam various Vegas casinos out of cash in order to finance their honeymoon.

[beaniibunzz]

🌶️ tag yourself what bean father figure are you