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#giphy#wine#relax#drinks#alcohol#bubbles#bath#sip#relaxation#the nightly show#bubble bath#nightly show#staying in#tonightly#drinks tea#holly walker#lady time
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F**ked Planet: David Attenborough's New Documentary | Tonightly With Tom...
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can some,one remind me what i was going to do five times tonightly i for got
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“Todays elderly while whose”
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truly, which at the deaf and morbid eyes to the language: we receiving purple-stain tonightly dreams invetera. And life, and if the iron tyrants the Fortune late
Queen, and fist, ever heard the praised paradise or I did, and a bon-mots! More find is charm of the pockets to keeps from which shake you knows, white or praise, there was a million in
woman go? With many an aspiral of my wont to regularly morning prey, rose is Martha! Where that the pair, and even my love is upland thousand devoutly
which grows of love, chiefe good when, indeed once shelter or last kiss. Today’s elderly while whose? Without little low down to the world be it is bell-mouth. Not wise men alone. Sense
and sudden, drew more the dead, the lighted sought—meet, that Juan was made hero; nor much show to be letter! With the men, if those why does it a virgin fully. And the women
dumbers of the fact within a sweet and being gold keep the blue, and from centurous eyes, at all. Touch my will ne’er exquisite to through it. While her you … mothers, join’d in her
name her Cheek, and with a pun or much more you, genial climbing them; it is a little station of voice. A might may ring, it least of max! I tell; but prosers, I’m please; and flower
of rotting no screen faith it. And all had not vsde to that now you more; but, looks at thought by speech to quote, there’s in all that flow’d upon my mistrust of amethyst I
could in its quite a Jupiter, like Orpheus, from thee’—for which he wood. With his heavy tufts of you hear, alike, if I come up till have bed. Present out of the pilgrims
olive in women like shift, that’s wrong in t: but ask of think of thy joyless I know how can contains to each his who ate, the Pole’s fears beneath mortalice, hates, gleaming, Oh.
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arming, fill’d by a whisper of the traces. But they madness,—not like Amyntas, not I? Not have really live bore it well—this brush wit impatience, in they and Juan inters,
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#poetry#automatically generated text#Patrick Mooney#Markov chains#Markov chain length: 5#116 texts#ballad
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Watch "The Truth About Crisis Actors | Tonightly With Tom Ballard" on YouTube
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2) THESE COLONIZERS= POKEMON TRAINERS 😐PARENT'S ARE MAKING THIS ((((((🌎)))))) A ⚡STUPID PLACE⚡..... AND ME HAVING A BABY ISN'T!!!! GOING TO HELP U 😒....MY KID WILL HAVE NOTHING TO ABSORB FROM BECAUSE U ALLLL DEPLETED AUTHENTICITY.......U (((((STUPID)))) ((((LITERAL)))) MOTHER FUCKERS ARE PRODUCING STUPID KIDS....STUPID KIDS MAKE.... STUPID ((((🎶 MUSIC))))).....STUPID KIDS MAKE(((((STUPID LAWS ⚖))))).....STUPID KIDS MAKE...... (((((STUPID ART🖼))))))).....STUPID KIDS CREATE STUPID 😐ENTERTAINMENT=MOVIES
I DEMAND A HOLOCAUST I DON'T CARE IF THERE 5 KILL THEM WITH THERE COLONIZING PARENTS
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I don't wanna alarm anyone but five times tonightly i blaze hightest grade carmabis.
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Tom Ballard DESTROYS Australia’s Climate Change Policy
#auspol#tom ballard#tonightly#abc#climate change#comedy#australian politics#liberal party#labor party#greens#abc comedy#tonightly with tom ballard#global warming#libspill#scomo#malcom turnbull
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If you thought that Australia had better leaders or politicians, you’d be wrong.
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Five times Tonightly I Blaze Hightest grade Carmabis
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Catching up on my recorded stories and I'm loving this reference to Scandal'us on Tonightly EP7. Also, I have that album. Also also, the single is the only good song on it. #Scandalus #Popstars #TonightlyABC #ABCComedy
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The show has already been cancelled so they have no fucks left...
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New trending GIF tagged science, the nightly show, neil degrasse tyson, mic drop, nightly show, tonightly, mike drop, b.o.b via Giphy http://ift.tt/1SMrgyU
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Hahahahahahahaa.... wow what a cringe fest. And they wonder why people don’t like them.
After posting a video called 'The Privilege Song', a kid's Facebook page received persistent abuse from right wing trolls.
“Everyone who disagrees with me is a right wing troll!!”
Or maybe, you’re an unfunny asshole.
#abc comedy#internet song#internet#misinformation#skewed worldview#4chan#anonymous#feminism#lol#I could do better graphics in my first year#diversity#tom ballard#tonightly with tom ballard#Australia#SJW#socjus#social justice#privilege song
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btw heres the full “interview”
#the show is called tonightly with tom ballard#please watch through to the end its hilarious#the guy REALLY nails the neckbeard role
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On Assignment for Sydney Scoop Editor: Rebecca Varidel [email protected]
The show opens with a short film on the work of Action Aid who present this powerhouse of a showcase and the work they do overseas in empowering women who suffer in povery and social injustices.
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The audience is given a first account of how the tickets they have bought to the show this evening impacts the lives of these women before a more in depth conversation with the company’s Executive Director, Michelle Higelin. ActionAid celebrates it’s 10 year anniversary this year, presenting Frocking Hilarious again as part of the Sydney Comedy Festival season.
Nikki Britton set the tone nicely offering comebacks and one-liners for the single woman who chooses not to have kids while in the company of her married friends throwing baby showers.
The Line-Up was an all-star assembly of veterans, cult stars and up and comers:
Nikki Britton (MC)
Zoe Coombs Marr
Double Denim
Lauren Pattison
Demi Lardner
Fiona O’Loughlin
Effie
Chris Ryan
Steph Tisdell
Judith Lucy
Women standing together for other women with material that took us through issues, thoughts and insights from a multi-generational perspective when tying it all together.
Funniest Moments:
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Zoe Coombs Marr was the country girl who cleverly played a cheeky innocence exploring big city themes.
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Demi Lardner’s short skits were spectacularly funny including an impersonation of Jesus.
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Chris Ryan delivered some of the most hilarious analogies as she likened her marriage and sex life to a swimming pool.
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Steph Tisdell throws at the audience a very direct and racially charged set up enthralled in humour with a very endearing and contagious laugh enjoying her own jokes.
The climax was the insight into the aboriginal name of the white whale. It was great to see Effie (Mary Koutsas) back on stage again while she did have her moments, it did lack the punch we were seeing all night.
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Action Aid Ambassador, Judith Lucy closed the show with a post menopausal themed set full of belching laughs and very confronting material with men in the audience pre-warned.
Honestly, I was worried the material was going to centre solely on social injustice and political themes, it was a relief to be able to enjoy the evening that brought together some of the most prominent women in Australian comedy standing up for women, but share a laugh over themes that we could all relate to – relationships, ageing, with just the perfect amount of gender inequality, racial and social injustice themes carefully weaved in without having to over-remind us of the cause and the point of the evening.
Frocking Hilarious was a one night performance at the Enmore Theatre as part of Sydney Comedy Festival
Pre-Show Dining? The Duke of Enmore Sirloin with your choice of gravy or herb & butter sauce – $19 Cooked medium well it hit the spot quite nicely. Beverages range from
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It was the speech from a remote far north Queensland town that stole the hearts of many in the LGBTIQ+ community. Where resources are much more scarce and social support setup in impossible conditions with minimal discretion, Josh Goyne defends his title as raining winner of Brisbane Pride’s Queen's Ball. We take a look back at some of his biggest moments that cemented his influence as a leader in parts of the #lgbt community that still suffer in silence reminding us how very lucky we are even post-equality. The decades of work that achieved #equality was just the starting point for unrecognised problems and issues like the ones @thegaycowboyaus aims to address as a competitive rodeo athlete, charity founder assisting sufferers of stroke and a string of community projects making his mark in his sometimes isolating hometown. A demonstrate of strength and resilience – who will you vote for? #rodeo #cowboy #bullrider #brisbanepride #brisbane #brisbanegay #gaysydney #canberra #gaycanberra #cowboysnation #gaymelbourne #rodeolife #cowboystyle #pride #ukpride #gayadelaide #gayperth #gaybrisbane #ruok #acon #sydneymardigras #perth #darwin #loveparade #twenty10 #bendigo #joondalup #loebethal
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Shitbox Rally – Cancer Council’s biggest national fundraiser – is finishing this Friday May 17 in Centennial Parklands, Sydney. Over 550 people and 270+ cars will be crossing the finish line and celebrating finishing a ten-day outback journey from Perth via Uluru. SHITBOX RALLY CAR AUCTION Beloved cars from the rally will be auctioned off at the Manheim Auctions, Moorebank with all funds raised going towards the Cancer Council. There is NO RESERVE on any cars – all will be sold. Many have had recent mechanical work done including new tyres. It’s a great opportunity to buy your very first car, a bargain second car for the family or a fun ride for backpacking around Australia. Saturday May 18, 2019- 10AM – 12PM Manheim Auctions – 144 Moorebank Ave, Moorebank NSW 2170 • Since 2010, Box Rallies has raised over $18.6 million to Cancer Council EXAMPLES OF RESEARCH FUNDED • Testing new drug combinations for pancreatic cancer • Preventing people with immune deficiencies from developing lymphoma • Finding new compounds to target the deadliest type of malignant brain tumour • Developing a way to calculate the safest and most effective dose of radiation for prostate cancer patients • Analysing the largest data set of melanoma genome sequences in the world, and identifying a treatment to block the development & spread of neuroblastoma cells #cancerresearch #community #fundraiser #cars #perth #sydney #uluru #charity #cancer #memorial #friends #commadery #sydneylife #centennialparklands #dindinsvideo #sydney #sydneylocal #sydneyevents #auction #carauction #domain #payitforward #ruok #gift #life #tribute #family #travel #fcba #fbas #sydneyrestaurant
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Action Aid unites a powerhouse of female comedians for one epic showstopper! Watch it here! On Assignment for Sydney Scoop Editor: Rebecca Varidel [email protected]
#sydcomedyfest#sydneycomedyfestival#ActionAid#Australian Comedians#Chris Ryan Comedian#Demi Lardner#Enmore Theatre#Female Comedians Australia#Frocking Hilarious#Michelle Higelin ActionAid#Steph Tisdell#Sydney Comedy Festival#Tom Ballard#Tonightly Tom Ballard#Zoe Coombs Marr
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Fern Brady | Tonightly With Tom Ballard
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