#tokyo revengers rant

[honeycookiepie]

The Haitani Brothers suck I don't take criticism. They come to the story, don't contribute anything, and disappoint.

[staygoldsquatchling02]

IF👏🏻YOU👏🏻GIVE👏🏻THE👏🏻 CHARACTER 👏🏻A👏🏻NAME👏🏻 IT'S 👏🏻NOT👏🏻AN👏🏻X 👏🏻READER👏🏻FIC.

But seriously if you are writing a fic and give the s/o character a name, it defeats the purpose of an x reader. I don't care if it's oc x character story, have fun enjoy but for the love of God don't tag it as x reader please. I get wanting more people to see your stories but it's irritating to click on a fic that is tagged x reader and get two paragraphs in and the 'reader' has a name. You don't see honest to go x reader writers tagging their stuff x oc, so why are you doing it.

And don't come at me saying 'well there's extensions you can use to switch out the names' or 'if you don't like it don't read it' , because one I don't read it if I know from the start it's not truly an x reader and second not everyone uses a computer to read. I use my phone to read and there ain't no extensions for the app that do anything like that.

If you really want to post your OC fic in the x reader tag it's not hard to use Google docs to search out every mention of your OC's name and replace it with y/n.

Just for the love of God stop cross tagging oc fics with x reader it's annoying and bogs down the tags making it harder to find the real x reader fics that people work just as hard on.

[niran-kisser]

tw rant

whats up with the weird misogyny in some fics?? like i get that ur all “so thirsty” but some of what ive seen is just so weird

why are you showcasing this kind of objectifying desire? and treat it as if its a good thing?

mischaracterizing characters who respect women and people in general just to make them scummy men who see the reader (mostly afab/fem aligned y/n’s) as some kind of fleshlight who doubles as a punching bag

if ur that masochistic… okay then

[julies-digitaldiary]

He knows where home at🥱🥱🥱

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Ran: I dare you-

Kakucho: Sanzu is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Ran: Why not?

Sanzu: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Kakucho: I don't care about you, i care about the others, because you don't care about collateral damages!!

Ran, the second Kakucho leaves: So anyway, I dare you to steal Koko's lunch

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

As much as the 'haha Takemichi went to save his husband after saving his wife, bisexual much?' joke is funny, people who seriously thinks Tokyo Revengers should've stopped when Hinata was finally safe and sound missed an important component to the plot.

Yes, it all started with Hinata - but since when was it all about Hinata?

Takemichi, kind-hearted Takemichi, should've just stopped everything after saving her? He got into Toman for this reason, yes, to get closer to Mikey and stop him - and Kisaki - from killing her, but he also sincerely got closer to Mikey. And everyone else. And he's supposed to simply leave them be when 'mission: save Hinata' is complete? As if the number of people he wanted to save didn't get longer with each timeline? Those are his friends why would he throw them all away.

To protect Hinata he decided to stick close to Mikey since he failed to prevent Mikey and Kisaki meeting each other - and he got attached to Mikey during that, as well as all of Toman. Each steps to save Hinata was also a step to save Mikey from corruption and self-destruction. It was all linked from the start.

There was a shift after Bonten, okay, whatever, the only thing that truly changed was Hinata's importance in it. New enemy? That happens in each arc (right, sure, there wasn't Kisaki anymore). Mikey being more and more violent? Again, each arc featured a moment of Mikey showing signs of being mentally unwell - and now it was aggravated because it was two years earlier than what Takemichi got used to go back to. Etc, etc. Toman may be disbanded, but its (at least main) members still meet and interact and they all kept in touch - Mikey aside. That just a change of mood, a mix of the present/future timelines with a more serious setting and of the past timelines with how young they are, despite not being as young as before. And future timelines have never been a problem - there's a lot of love for Manila and Bonten. If Wakui had had time and energy, Kanto Manji, all 70 and so last chapters of TR could've worked with its fanbase. For some reasons it didn't, and I don't get why by myself

[arxxq]

"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇,"

"𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲,"

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Blue lock characters:

Itoshi Sae, Mikage Reo

Tokyo Revengers characters:

Izana Kurokawa, Haitani Rindou,

(I have exams tmrw and this is what I'm doing seriously?)

ITOSHI SAE:

(this headcanon is based on his birthday..yk 10/10)

He doesn't like it when you spend money on him

No it's more of he hates it when you spoil him

He loves you, but you spending money on him is a no

Like just cause he was eyeing on that suit doesn't mean you need to buy it

Literally today you kept buying him stuff he touches (that he actually wants but doesn't buy)

"Mi amor, I love you and all but isn't this a bit too much?" He asked. You looked at him and laughed. "cmon it's your birthday, loosen up a bit!" You gave him a little nudge on his shoulder.

"it's just I hate it when you spend money on me..." He mutters hoping you didn't hear him. "I heard that, and plus you spend money on me all the time at least now you know what I feel right?"

He was taken aback at what you said that he didn't know what to say next. You laughed at his stunned expression.

"Okay amour let's get your cake at the bakery now shall we?"

IZANA KUROKAWA:

He loves you

He loves you so much he spoils you

He does that every time he takes you out

But today was different because you took him out today

It's more of you wanted to go shopping with him

When you were at the store, Izana was eyeing a pair of shoes...but the price wasn't really cheap

So he looked away, but when you two went out of the store he saw you bought the pair of shoes he eyed on

He thought it was merely coincidence until it was obvious you bought it for him

"uh...(name)?"

"Yes?" You asked. "Why do you keep buying things I'm eyeing?" He questioned with a brow rose. "I just decided to spoil you today why?"

Hearing that was something he did not like to hear. "Can I pay you back-"

"no, absolutely not!" You retort. "But Mahal those things you bought are so over my budget!"

"oh really? What happens to that budget when you buy things for me?" Now he was speechless. "U-uh well if it's for you I can-well uhm you know..."

"look who's having a hard time explaining?" You look at him from head to toe with a smirk. He was clearly embarrassed because of the pink tint on his cheeks. "I love you too now cmon let's go home kay?"

MIKAGE REO:

Reo's known to spend and spoil you with anything

Whether it's something you want or not

But today you were being awfully weird

As you were shopping with him today he noticed

That everything he touched you put it in the cart

At first it didn't occur to him but when you finished shopping you went to the register and paid with your credit card

"explain,"

"explain what Reo?"

"why did you buy those" he said using his finger to point at the bags you had. "I just wanted to buy you an appreciation gift, and you were touching the suit and well the candles and books and all sorts of stuff so I decided to buy them!"

"but..why spend them all on me?" He was confused. You then let out a short giggle. "Okay put it like this...why do you spoil me so much?" You asked him.

He looks at you perplexed because you should know exactly why. "Because I love you and I think you deserve the world..."

You smile at him. It didn't click to him but then it did. And that left him stunned and flustered. "I love you too Reo, now help me carry these bags would you?"

HAITANI RINDOU:

(also based on his birthday..<3)

It was his birthday.

He wanted to spend time with you

And ofc his brother but mostly you

But when he meant spending time with you

He didn't think you'd spoil him

If he's not wrong when he woke up he received a letter from Ran that you set up a scavenger hunt for him

And the whole day he was enjoying it

But he didn't expect to see gifts laid around at each destination

And that's when he arrived back home which confused him

When he entered it was dark until he was given a surprise

"Sorry I know that this is probably way too much and it was probably tiring for you to get here," you apologized. He smiled at you. "No no it's okay I found it quite fun actually,"

You laughed with him. "Although I didn't really like how you spent a lot of money just for me," you rolled your eyes. "Oh please, that's very hypocritical of you to say!"

Rindou looked at you offended. "What's that supposed to mean?" You looked at him with an "are you serious look"

"okay...maybe I do spoil you a lot as well," he admitted. "So I guess I can't really blame you for spoiling me today but I have to say the only gift I'd want is to spend time with you.."

"Izana was right, you make a pretty good boyfriend-hey ow you didn't have to punch my shoulder you know!"

•Sincerely Arxx/Hasinah

-i do not support plagiarism-

[cheesus-doodles]

I’m definitely being greedy by sending a second but I had to share this… In the Manila timeline where Izzy wins, how would his relationship with reader change? But also, since we know Mikey is under his control at this point, would he let Mikey stay in contact with the reader??

UGHH JUST THINKIN ABOUT THAT MAKES MY SOUL ACHE 😭😭😭 HED have both of them on puppet strings… I’m so curious…

send as many as you want anon hehe, always happy to talk about Izzy!

Masterlist

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I did somewhat explore this in my Red Dragonflies AU, specifically latest chapter Swallow the Sun *cough*, but since that was in the circumstance of you being a former gang leader yourself, I'll write this one of you from the POV of you being a regular civilian!

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The main difference in Izana's relationship with you is that there would be no reason for him to have to break you and your spirit to keep you with him after he wins, so he doesn't. He actually likes you and all your personality, whatever it may be, and would very much want to keep you as you were when he first fell heads over heels, so with you being unable to fight back against him and his comparatively monstrous strength and instincts, there were much better ways to keep you in line.

Even as a yakuza boss himself, it would be rare for you to ever be allowed to leave his direct eye line no matter what Izzy’s doing in the moment, and if you do, you would only do so only when accompanied by Kakucho. No one else. If neither men are free, that you're staying exactly where you are right by him. Izzy simply can't trust anyone else as far as he can throw them, not with someone as precious and dear to him as you.

Puppet string would be the right description for what would be your relationship with Izana. There will be no decisions that you would have to make outside of what to wear (if Izzy hasn’t already made up his mind what he wanted to see you in), and what to cook for him for meals - everything else in your life has already been decided for you. Truly, you would be no more than a doll that doted and pampered and fawned over Izzy to patch the hole in his heart. He needs your love and attention more than anything, and now that he had you, you were not going to be doing much except tending to his needs.

Of course he didn't like to see you in pain and anguish - you were his darling, his princess - but after losing Shinichiro all those years ago, he couldn't lose you as well.

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And that extended to losing you to Mikey. Mikey plays a different role, filled a different hole in Izana's heart - he was supposed to be his Shinichiro replacement. If the two of you had been friends previously, then there was no way in hell Izana would ever let you meet Mikey again. Ever.

For one and most importantly, you are his world, his Sun, and he is your Izzy. You were his. You didn't need anyone else but him, let alone Mikey. He would never give you the opportunity to form an attachment to anyone but him.

For two, Izana needed Mikey to stay in that depressed state to be able to control him. And if Mikey was allowed to meet you, all that hard work might be undone - he and Kisaki had already put so much effort into completely breaking Mikey down to turn him into Shinichiro, and there was no way that he was going to risk you giving any sense of hope or comfort to the former Toman President that would let him break out of his misery.

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So the answer would be that no. Absolutely not. You would never be allowed to stay in contact or even see Mikey.

Since the two of you were forcibly separated after Izana's win and Mikey started on his downward spiral, Mikey has never received any update on you and where you were - for all the blond-haired boy knew, you could have already been dead. Izana definitely played heavily into this, making references to you all the time but never confirming if it was you he was talking about. And after a while of the mind games, no doubt Mikey would have given up all hope on ever seeing you again.

Similar to what he does to Mikey, Izzy would also tease and dangle the promise of bringing you to meet the ex-Toman President in front of you as one of the tactics he uses to keep you in line, whispering to you all sorts of things about your former friend. That he was depressed, that he spoke constantly about missing you and if you were dead, that he couldn't go on without you. Lies, but what would you know?

Izzy lamenting that he wants to bring you to go see and even speak with Mikey, but you were so ill-behaved that this tanned man didn't know if he can trust you. Would occasionally gift you photographs of Mikey just to convince you that the other was still alive, but always just a bit out of reach - the photos would never have his face, just his side or his back, or it would be a blurry shot.

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After all, his life’s just perfectly right at the moment, so why would he risk ruining it all?

[pikibee]

It’s not “x reader” anymore if you given the reader a name

Especially if you say “y/n is named [insert name]”, the point of “y/n” is having your own name in it.

[sweatybalsl]

I hate seeing Tokyo Rev smut when I'm trying to read some Tokyo Rev angst

like STOP adding the angst tag if it isn't angst!!! I don't want to read abt the reader being a fucking slut, fucking random characters just bc u bitches are horny. I WANT TO CRY, I WANT TO THROW UP I WANT TO HAVE THE SCENE IN MY HEAD FOREVER, I WANT MY HEART TO BREAK

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SMUT. WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR ANGST I SHOULD ONLY SEE ANGST PLEASE

IK I CAN'T BE TALKING BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE, I'M NOT A WRITER I'M A CLICK BAIT ACC, SO OFC I'M GOING TO HAVE TAGS THAT AREN'T RELATED TO THE POST BUT YOU WRITERS SHOULDN'T DO THATT

[jinisspace]

I'm so tempted to write sub racer Mikey smut.

[natileroxs]

When people ask why Takemichi went back in time after Bonten instead of staying in the future to save Mikey and I have to hold myself back from yelling: HE FUCKING TRIED THAT!!!

First: Takemichi asks Naoto and tries to go back in time. So yes, that's part of it. But when he finds out that he can't, he makes a decision.

Everyone, from Draken to Chifuyu, is trying to convince Takemichi that it's fine. That Mikey is fine and happy and on his own path. That Takemichi shouldn't pursue Mikey anymore.

The only person who decides to help Takemichi, who feels the same way, is Kazutora. As Kazutora puts it, he hasn't seen any of them in many years, so when he reunited only to find that his close friends had seemingly abandoned Mikey, he is unhappy. Takemichi and Kazutora, both missing ten years of their lives, both notice the problem.

When Takemichi watches the video left to him, Mikey tells him to not go after him, to not help him, to live his life. And, for a short amount of time, Takemichi abides by this. And some people say the story should have ended like that, despite the fact that there are so many things being set up.

But Takemichi remembers what Mikey told him. He remembers that he made a promise to pull Mikey back from the edge. And Takemichi doesn't break his promises. He's not going to listen to a version of Mikey that clearly isn't completely in control of himself (which is an interesting metaphor for mental health).

But, when Kazutora tells him to stop, he finally agrees. His wedding is in 3 days and so he decides to stick around a little and then go home. But Mikey and Sanzu find him. They ambush him.

And Takemichi says nothing about wanting to save Mikey, nothing about wanting to abandon everyone, nothing about time leaping. He just asks Mikey to attend his wedding. That's all. And Mikey shoots him, and Mikey jumps, and Takemichi catches him because the whole time Takemichi has been told to save Mikey.

Takemichi doesn't mean to time leap then. He doesn't mean to erase that present. It just happens. Takemichi tries to save Mikey in the future.

And it doesn't work.

[julies-digitaldiary]

Someon hide this man from me, once I see his pretty ass his dick will be in my mouth until his balls deflate

[kazaro3214]

Toman Founders That Have a Grip

Baji, Mitsuya, and Draken Stand on Buisness.

I can't say much for these three other than the fact that they are the only ones that have a grip. I'd say if they were fused together they'd embody the perfect leader.

Baji is more on the reckless side but he's got that charm. Baji is the most grippiest that stands on business, he's the one that's most likely to oppose Mikey and put him down when he loses his way. Just look at the way he handles the problems in the 1st division in the manga, how he takes care of his bros, and again the Valhalla arc, he didn't mind opposing Mikey or Toman.

Mitsuya in the BD arc is chefs kiss. He makes anyone feel safe. He seemed prepared to die with his homies and to stand with them when Toman and BD were dancing around the edges of war. Like Draken, wouldn't be able to do anything and may not even try when Mikey hits his dark impulses.

Draken stands on business w throwing hands and getting the job done. Draken is good with protecting and managing things. He is also able to put Mikey down when he acts out until he hits his dark impulses.

Bonus: TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI. I hate seeing people call him weak when he has showed so much endurance and empathy. It's shocking and admiring how a weakling like him can stand on his own two feel and be so focused. Many people would not be able to endure the type of things he did.

[yoru-exe]

the cat, the dog, and their owner

[haitanigostosos]