#toilet duties

[scribblenator]

DIBS NOT IT

[yi3248]

do they go honk shu or honk mimimi or does soap's chest go honk honk like a clown's nose if you squeeze it

@youredyingthatsallthereis kirby caps soapghostroach has arrived‼️

[sillygoose343]

COD But If They Were Gen Z Brainrot Things

COD but if they're brainrot. (I don't know what possessed me to do this, uni exams are causing me to tweak).

I formally apologise to: Simon "Ghost" Riley, John Price, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Kate Laswell, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Nikolai, Phillip Graves, König, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Vladimir Makarov

i did NOT take this seriously 🥴im jit yapping

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Ghost - monday left me broken

Soap's dead, Roach's dead, Mara's dead (in the mobile comics), monday left him broken.

If I were to recount *all* of the shit that he had to go through, I would be here for awhile but I know we know what our Ghost had experienced, he's broken but he's still kicking! Onto Tuesday, Wednesday!

So I think it's a fair assessment for him to be monday left me broken

I also think he listens to the song unironically sometimes

Captain Price - smurf cat

Do I really have to explain this one?

I guess COD nation sees Papa Smurf in him but the thing about smurf cat is that it has a hat, therefore it must be Price

The resemblance is uncanny sometimes (it's just a hat)

i don't have much to say, it's literally just appearance-based for this one

Soap - prime and lunchly

soap is the type of guy to walk into the recording studio and come out with "from the screen, to the ring, to the pen, to the king, where's my crown? that's my bling, always drama, when i ring. see i believe that if i see it in my heart, smash through the ceiling, 'cause i'm reaching for the stars." look me in my metaphorical eyes and tell me im wrong

he would be guzzling down the cherry freeze after a long hard day of training

he likes his cheese drippy bruh

he kinda looks like haley welch if you squint

Gaz - gaining aura

I LOVE GAZ RAAAAH

Look at him? He literally can't physically lose aura?

I'm biased towards Gaz

Even breathing can earn this man aura, there is something innately charismatic and charming about Gaz to the point that even if he trips on air or accidentally walks around with an open bag, typically aura-losing activities, he just wouldn't lose any.

Look at him

He is Kyle "Gaz" Garrick.

Roach - cooked

well, technically, 'cooked' typically indicates that a food item has been processed through fire, at least usually

but i guess this is using the brainrot terminology, still, that changes nothing

cooked in brainrot means to be struggling, done for or that the situation is just bad, the entire brazilian militia being after his ass after he fell from the roof was one of his most iconic moments, he had many cooked moments in the campaign but that one truly defined him, he was, in fact, cooked

literally and figuratively

Laswell - galvanised square steel

galvanised square steel is an extremely durable material, is able to transform even the smallest 1mx1m square apartment into a fully functional multi-purpose home with the assistance of eco-friendly wood veneers and

as ghost put it, "laswell's still solid as a rock" except, she's as solid as galvanised square steel

she's reliable, resilient and shes like the foundation as the galvanised square steel while 141 is like the eco-friendly wood veneers

Alejandro - oil up

one could say that all men in cod could represent 'oil up' but i think alejandro embodies the 'oil up' phrase

im actually just straight tweaking when i say this but i think he'd have a similar community to orange peanut's if he ever became an influencer, like different content but his comment section would be filled with 'when are you going to oil up'

i also think he'd be the kind of guy to gladly oil up on request, granted there was an ample amount of oil

Rodolfo - livvy dunne

rudy doesn't really strike me as a rizzer more like a rizzee (im tweaking so hard right now)

he seems like the type of guy to get rizzed up by baby gronk and then promptly train for his gymnastics or something

there's not much to comment on here, just that he looks like the type of guy to be rizzed

Nikolai - metal pipe sound effect

nikolai is unique in the sense that i think he encapsulates the metal pipe sound effect rather than a phrase or a brainrot figure

i have a feeling that during violence and timing gaz would agree with me

i have a feeling that the butcher in mw2019 would also agree with me

he's a menace but no brainrot compilation is the same without the metal pipe sound effect so :333

Phillip Graves - only in ohio

that gif shows up when i search for ohio

i feel like this one is very self-explanatory

in some instances gyatt and ohio can be used interchangeably so i would also consider him having the dual position of embodying gyatt and ohio at the same time, lucky bloke

König - alpha wolf

furry könig skin

furry wolf skin, no further commentary needed

Horangi - 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big

that is just what he did

Makarov - skibidi toilet

we have all seen the smile skin

skibidi toilet is evil incarnate, poisoning the minds of the children, even in the lore of skibidi toilet it is evil and direct antagonistic villains towards camera head people, sounds just like makarov

the smile skin is like the mould on lunchly cheese, its the outward thing you see but the evil of skibidi toilet like makarovs evil is like the mould spores inside the cheese

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it is now nearly 3am, im so failing my histology class man

[lemonwrap]

Retired domestic Ghoap where their first argument outside of work is over the layout of their garden, which way the toilet paper goes, or who should take out the trash this week because they both forgot whose turn it is

[mari-lair]

So happy there is an AU where Akane is a little flower fairy (?) whose main duty seems to be spoiling his hard working bee wife. Is his dream come true, he was born for this.

[simonriley09]

idk how to say this but you use the word cunny a lot and im worried 😭 are you aware that it's almost exclusively used by like. lolicons. like i don't know if it's a cultural difference but i've never seen it used in regards to someone older than like fourteen.

WHAT THE FUCK. I DID NOT KNOW THAT. I- I WAS JUST USING THAT WORD BC I SAW A LOT OF OTHER WRITERS USE IT. NOW THAT I KNOW THIS I'LL REFRAIN FROM USING IT TYSM FOR TELLING ME ML XX

[lemonqii]

100% rorke had a pet fish as a kid and Mich flushed it down the toilet (blamed it on the dog and then claimed it was an accident when the crime scene was found. In his defence he thought it was dead.)

[sun-3-160]

Primary colors are my best friends :>

[hedgeh0ax]

Oooagahhh im just looking for people who have these intrests because these people are cool!!!!!!

[anamuave]

so 3am thoughts, if hanako was faking being a classmate as amane, then HOW DOES HE KNOW ALL OF THAT ASTRONOMY KNOWLEDGE??

[mippy109]

I think once the Michael Bay skibidi toilet film’s release we should get an official crossover with the amazing digital circus and it should be called Skibidi Toilet: Digital Warfare and then this will get a crossover with call of duty black ops 2 (the 7th) and we get skins like Astro Jax Toilet and Abstracted G-Man Toilet (human form).

[chocolatewoosh]

n-no evil kailey? 😭

OH alright, you can have Evil Kailey once as a treat

[sparklingdwarf]

oh i am having a BAD day

[cogbreath]

i am somewhat teaching little cousin to use sfm 💪😼

[darlynnjay]

Fandoms I’m in (and can possibly write)

Spider verse

Toh

Genshin Impact

Batfam

Creepypasta

My little pony and My little worms

FNAF

Sonic

Death Note

Gravity Falls

Host Club

Ddlc

Little nightmares

The Stanley Parable

TBHK

Sally Face

COD

Slashers

Will write:

Character x user

Character x Character (depends on ship)

Smut / nsfw

Won’t write:

Minor x Adult

Incest

Anything to do with fetishes

Feel free to request anything that corresponds with the lists above <3

[milflewis]

me at work today at 4am like. hello hi [shift manager’s name] i am seeing michael schumacher’s car in like. two days. did you know this. and he instantly regretted asking who the fuck is michael schumacher