#toh hp au

[fearless-stormclaw]

50k! Woot woot!

I just hit 50k words in my Owl House fanfic, Luz Noceda and the Founder's Tomb, aka the second installment of my Owl House HP AU. To celebrate, enjoy these out of context moments from the first draft of the first 10 1/2 chapters!

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The devil works fast but Azura fans work faster, Luz thought wryly.

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“I’ve never been in a Human house before,” he explained, staring up in wonder at the ceiling fan. “What does that do?”

[....]

Gus shook his head, still transfixed by the ceiling fan. Luz left him to it.

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“Good idea!” Willow enthused. “Parents love it when you leave notes!”

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“Can you reach the pedals?” Luz asked dubiously, as she settled in the backseat.

“Uh, duh, magic!” he answered, shifting the car into drive and pulling away from Luz’s window.

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With its triple spoked wheels, triad of front lights, and two black openings in the bumper that looked like nostrils, it fit right in with the fauna of the Boiling Isles, even more so than it did on earth. On Earth, a journalist had once described it as “deformed and scary, something that dogs bark at and cathedrals employ to ring bells”. Another had described it as a “station wagon stretched out by a bomb.” Bottom Piston had ranked it as the worst car ever made in America.

It was a Pontiac Aztek.

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“Car gone, no note: this just in, Augustus Porter is grounded!” he declared, as though he were opening a segment at his job as a reporter for HXN, the most trusted name in news for witches.

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“I left a note!” Willow chirped smugly.

[…]

“Uh, you’re grounded, too, little miss,” Harvey said, crossing his arms over his broad chest.

“But I left a note!” Willow repeated in a small voice. "Aren't parents supposed to love it when their children leave a note?"

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“Oh, your dad’s an Abomination? Cool?” Luz grimaced up at it.

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“Cool. Todd. That’s a great name!” Luz forced a big smile. “Anyways, we be-eth knocking on thy door—I mean, your door,” Luz corrected herself, with a little cough, “to ask you to leave.”

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Luz thought it was a bit much to call Flora d’Splora her ‘favorite historian’; after all, she’d just learned of her existence like ten minutes ago.

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The fireworks were spectacular. They formed pictures and words in bright multi-colored explosions of light. The night sky was filled with images of textbooks and pens and the logos of the three main magic schools (Luz and her friends, of course, cheered loudly when the Hexside logo appeared with its ouroboros-on-a-book-inside-a-jar-inside-a-flame symbol) as well as messages such as GOOD LUCK IN SCHOOL and  study hard and Don’t GET EXPELLED!.

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 “Like, trains kill people all the time!”

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“The Aztec?” Vee repeated, in confusion, probably thinking at first that Luz may have meant a member of the belligerent empire formed from an alliance of three Nahua city-states that ruled central Mexico from 1428 until they were defeated by Hernán Cortés in 1521. “Oh! You mean a Pontiac Aztek!” She pulled a disgusted face. “You have a Pontiac Aztek that can fly? Who in their right mind makes a Pontiac Aztek that can fly? Is it not enough of an abomination already?”

“As far as I know, no Abomination magic was used to make it,” Gus declared brightly.

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“Great. My dad is going to double murder me,” Gus groaned.

    “Us,” Luz corrected again. She was feeling a little communist today.

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“Maybe our punishment is to be locked in this room and forgotten until we waste away into two little skeletons.”

    Gus moaned. “I suppose it would be better than getting expelled…”

    Luz shrugged. “I don’t know about that. I mean, if we get expelled, we’ll still be alive. It’ll suck like…something that sucks a lot. A vacuum cleaner.”

    “You’ll be alive, my dad will murder me a third time,” Gus muttered.

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She had known this kid for barely all of thirty seconds, but already she was writing a prescription for him in her head for Adderall or the Boiling Isles equivalent thereof. 

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This kid did not have ADHD; he had ADHHD. ADH-to the extreme-D. ADH+D.

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“The windows are broken,” Gus pointed out.

    “I can fix that!” Professor d’Splora returned brightly. She made no move to do so.

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“Excellent, Miss Amity! Ten points for whichever house you belong to!”

    “Um, Professor d’Splora?” Jerbo Owens, a thin, lanky boy from Adder House, piped up in his squeaky voice. “We don’t do house points at Hexside.”

    “Oh, no? Just a Glandus thing, then? Just as well. We used to just about kill each other for those points. Ah, good times!"

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She picked up the kettle-like object and held it over the pixie cage, poised to pour.

    “Wait, don’t Swamp Pixies reproduce in boiling rain?” Amity cried out.

    “They sure do!” Professor d’Splora confirmed cheerily and emptied the contents of the kettle—which was, of course, boiling water--over the caged Pixie.

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“ATTENTION HEXSIDE! DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED PIXIE INFESTION, CLASSES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. ALL STUDENTS ARE ENCOURAGED TO REMAIN IN THEIR HOUSES OR GO OUTSIDE WHILE THEY—OH TITAN THEY’RE HERE!”

    The announcement clicked off abruptly, but not before a shrill, ominous giggling came through.

    There was a moment of silence for Principal Bump, who may have just been torn to pieces by hungry Pixies before their very ears. RIP, Princy B, you were a legend in your own time, taken too soon.

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Luckily, King hadn’t heard Gus. He was more occupied with another issue. “Is this it? I’m sure even Hermonculus can gather larger crowds—I mean, classes!"

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  “Are we being attacked? Is this an attack?” Gus squeaked.

    Luz stared up at the owl tube hovering over them smiling benevolently, and a matching beret to King atop his head. “It’s just Hooty,” she answered breathlessly, a hand clutched to her chest.

    “That’s not a no,” Willow muttered.

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“I, myself, as a type of worm, am a prime example of a Bug Demon.” He squeezed his eyes closed smugly, pleased with the nature of his existence (even if no one else was).

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Anyone who spent long enough in the Demon Realm to require the facilities found out that the toilets there were not mere inanimate ceramic thrones as they were in the Human Realm. No, they were ravenous living beasts, unpredictable and hungry. Mostly, they were satisfied with “the usual business”, but every so often, an unfortunate soul would find themselves flushed. Extra incentive to not flush anything but one’s “business”, one supposed, but golly was it top of Luz’s lists of ‘ways not to die’.

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“You know, I was the same before my first grudgby match,” she said.

Amity looked up at her, her honey-colored eyes filling with despearate hope. “Really?”

    “Well, no, not exactly. I was totally confident in my abilities,” Eda reneged with a flip of her hair. “And everything turned out fine!”

    “Oh? What happened?” Luz, ever eager for any scrap of Eda backstory, demanded to know. She rested her chin upon the heels of her palms, ready to absorb every offered morsel.

    Eda tilted her head, scrunching up her face in deep thought. “Well, come to think on it, I don’t really remember much of it. I got hit in the head by a spell hurled at me from Darius Deamonne within the first five minutes of the match. Woke up a week later in the Healing Ward.”

    Amity’s face fell with a moan. Luz grimaced. That hadn’t been very helpful. Eda realized and winced and hastily added, “And we won, that’s the important part, right? Although winning doesn’t matter as long as you have fun unless you win and then it’s the most important thing and the losers can suck it!”

    “So the best thing I should do is get myself knocked out early in the game so I can’t get in anyone’s way?” Amity moaned.

   "That's the spirit!"

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[fearless-stormclaw]

@firlalaith YESSSSS

STAR TREK: THE ANIMATED SERIES // S1E4 The Lorelei Signal Ship's log, supplemental, Lieutenant Uhura recording: due to Chief Engineering Officer Scott's euphoric state of mind, I am assuming command of the Enterprise. I accept full responsibility for my action.

[bookishgalaxies]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐮𝐳 𝐍𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐚

ch. 2

summary: When Luz Noceda gets her Hogwarts acceptance letter in the mail, she was over the moon. Little did she know that a Hogwarts acceptance letter meant more than just the chance to learn magic.

pairings: luz noceda x amity blight, hunter x willow park, and eda clawthorne x raine whispers

type: ongoing story, not proofread

warnings: slight bullying on Amity’s part, bad writing??

a/n: I didn’t die, calc just consumed me.

Luz’s mom coming to terms that her daughter was going off to a magical school and wouldn’t return home until Christmas was…..difficult. Ever since the letter had arrived in the mail and Luz had come home with all sorts of magical items, her mom had debated her attending Hogwarts. Eventually deciding if it was what her daughter wanted, then it would be worth giving it a shot. Also secretly hoping Luz would make some friends while at this wizarding school.

“Mija, you wanted to go to the train station today, didn’t you?” Her mother called from the living room downstairs.

Luz hurriedly wiped invisible dust off of her hoodie as she picked up her suitcases and backpack. One holding clothes, shoes, and her favourite cartoon plushie. The other holding everything she had gotten on Diagon Alley. Her backpack had a few books of her own and random things her mother insisted she pack.

“Headed down right now!” Luz replied to her mother as she rolled her suitcases out of her room and put her backpack on her shoulders.

Hopping into the car with her mom, Luz felt raindrops slide down her short brown hair. It was always raining in London, something Luz had observed for the last two years since her and her mom had moved to West London.

The sound of the rain pattering on the car windows was calming. Rainy days always birthed a sense of pondering in Luz’s mind. She let her mind wander to the possibilities of the new wizarding school. The possibility of having friends for once in her life made Luz’s stomach flip with excitement. She had been reading through her spell books throughout the months leading up to September 1st. Neville had told her that she wasn’t allowed to cast spells and use her wand outside of Hogwarts. That didn’t stop her raging curiosity from reading everything she bought at Diagon Alley though. She had concluded mid August after reading through everything that Defense Against the Dark Arts seemed to be the coolest class. Well, at least the class with the best textbook.

Arriving at the train station, Luz ensured she had all her things before strolling in with her mother. Looking at the different platform numbers, she didn’t immediately spot platform 9 ¾. She scanned again intently, walking around and asking her mom to keep an eye out just in case she was overlooking it due to excitement. Finally, after about 20 minutes her mom concluded she should ask a train station employee. So, Luz proudly strolled up to an employee standing by platform 9 and asked the question with excitement in her voice.

“Excuse me, could you show me the way to platform 9 ¾?”

The employee gave her an odd look then chuckled.

“This some TikTok prank I haven’t heard of yet?” He asked in a way that indicated it wasn’t actually a question.

“No sir, I’m looking for platform 9 ¾ so I can travel to Hogwarts, Term starts today and I really don't want to miss it.” She explained to the officer with a genuine expression.

“Sorry kid, this platform 9 ¾ of your’s doesn’t exist. At least not at this train station. Maybe you need to try somewhere else.” The employee said before giving a swift goodbye and walking away.

Luz walked over to her mom and explained to her what was going on. Her mom of course asked Luz to double check she had the right place, and she did. The writing on the piece of parchment Neville had given her was quite clear she was supposed to be at King’s Cross station. She was getting quickly discouraged, and 11 a.m. was nearing. If she didn't catch the train in time she would have to go back to Diagon Alley and hope to find someone that could help her. Thinking of Diagon Alley, Luz pulled her wand from the side pouch of her backpack. Maybe she needed to use magic to access the platform?

“Wait! Don’t use that until you get on the train!” A girl Luz’s age called out, rushing up to Luz with three large trunks in her arms.

The girl was shorter than normal with pale skin and navy hair pulled into pigtails. She had circular glasses and a kind looking face, Wearing a shirt that had diagrams of plants Luz did not recognize with caramel-coloured corduroy pants. She was out of breath by the time she had ran up to Luz, seeming to have sped across the train station.

“Are you trying to get arrested by The Ministry?” The girl asked in an accusatory tone.

“No, no, I’m just looking for platform 9 ¾! I promise I do not want to upset whoever The Ministry is.” Luz put her hands up in surrender as she pleaded her case.

“Are you going to Hogwarts?” The navy-haired girl asked, her demeanor becoming less tense.

“Yeah! Or at least If I can figure out how to get there.” Luz answered

“Oh! You’re a muggle-born! Makes total sense, they really need to get better at communicating this stuff to newcomers like you.” Willow deduced from the cluelessness Luz exhibited

“A muggle what? I’m just trying to find my way to this magical school so I can learn how to kick butt wizard style!” Luz responded

“I’m Willow, my older sister is in her second year, so I can show you the ropes.” Willow offered with a smile, holding her hand out for Luz to shake it.

“I’m Luz, and it’s nice to meet you!” Luz greeted, shaking Willow’s hand.

Much to Luz’s surprise she had been standing in front of the place she needed to go the whole time. In her and her mom’s defence though, it just looked like a brick wall. There wasn’t exactly a flashing sign that said “Hogwarts Train Boards Here.”. Luz might have to make a few suggestions to the headmaster when she got to school.

She was trying to wrap her head around how Willow was able to simply run straight at the brick wall and go right through it like she was a ghost. Luz was terrified of running straight at it then ending up in the ER with a gaping scar on her head. She borrowed one of the luggage carts for her two suitcases and gave her mom a re-assuring talk about how she wasn’t running into her demise.

Finally facing the brick wall, luggage on cart and backpack secured, Luz closed her eyes tight and ran forward. She was expecting her face to hit the hard slab and scrunched her face on instinct. However, the pain of slapping into a brick wall never came. Instead, when she opened her eyes, she saw a room of bustling students and a shiny maroon and gold train.

“The Hogwarts Express, really is magical,” Willow said, standing next to Luz “c’mon, let’s go grab a seat before all the good ones are taken!”

As they boarded the train, Luz was in awe at how large it was. Toes of cabins seeming to go on forever and ever. She was even more amazed at how Willow seemed to know exactly where she was going, not hesitating even a bit.

“Willow! Over here! I saved us the best seat in the house.” Said a voice that sounded like it came from a young boy.

“Gus, just because it is right beside the candy trolley, doesn’t mean it’s the best seat in the house.” Willow mused, stepping into the cabin and putting her luggage in the top storage containers.

“That’s exactly what that means!” Gus exclaimed.

Luz shoved her suitcases above an empty seat and plopped down, being careful not to mess up her plain robes she had gotten in Diagon Alley.

“Gus, this is Luz!” Willow exclaimed, gesturing to Luz who sat across from the two supposed friends.

“Pleasure to meet you! Have any takes on what house you think you’ll be sorted into?” Gus asked excitedly, leaning forward with anticipation.

“House…..? Like, where I’m going to live at Hogwarts?” Luz inquired in a confused tone.

“Gus, she’s completely new to all this! Maybe tell her what the houses are first, then let her decide.” Willow explains, looking over at Gus.

“Well, there’s Gryffindor, which is typically where really brave and chivalrous people go, Hufflepuff is for the loyal and hard-working. Then there’s Ravenclaw where intelligence and creativity is valued most. And last, but certainly not least, is Slytherin, which is for the ambitious and cunning. Despite what everyone says, not all people who are sorted into Slytherin are evil.” Gus explained, seeming to not take a breath in between any of his sentences.

Luz didn’t have much time to take in all the information before the door to their compartment opened. Whipping her head around at the sudden noise, Luz saw the pretty girl with purple hair and golden eyes standing in the doorway, looking down on the three of them.

“Seems they really let anyone in this train nowadays.” She sneered, looking at Willow and Gus.

“What do you want, Amity?” Willow asked in a dejected tone

“I want to know why you losers are in the best cart on this whole train.” Amity asked in an accusatory manner.

“See, I told you this was the best spot!” Gus insisted, looking at Willow.

“Hey! Stop calling them losers, Besides, we were here first, that’s why we have this spot.” Luz spoke up, ignoring the butterflies whizzing around in her stomach at the girl’s gorgeous appearance.

“Someone’s set to be sorted into Gryffindor.” Amity mumbled under her breath.

“There’s still some room if you want to sit with us….” Willow offered weakly.

“I don’t sit with ignorant witches and wizards like yourselves.” Amity scoffed, turning on her heel.

“Well, maybe we didn’t want you to sit with us anyway!” Luz exclaimed, before the cabin door shut. Them, she blew a raspberry at door.

“She couldn’t have at least waited until we got to Hogwarts to call us losers?” Gus sighed, sitting back in his seat.

Luz was half-listening to the two friends talk of the girl named Amity. Why did someone so pretty have to have such a foul attitude? The words she spoke reminded Luz of the bullies at her past schools and it frightened Luz a little. She has hoped that Hogwarts would be different. Which, she guessed it already was considering Gus and Willow were nice and seemed likke they would become great friends. Still, the idea of bullies with magic unsettled her.

It wasn’t long before the candy trolley came and Luz watched Gus buy an absurd amount of something they called Chocolate Frogs.

“That’s my third Dumbledore this month!” Gus exclaimed, looking at the card. To Luz’s surprise, completely disregarding the brown frog about o hop out of the train window. Diving to catch it, she ended face planting into the window, with no frog in her hands.

“Luz! Are you okay?” Willow asked, whipping her head around to look at the window

“I’m alright! Your living chocolate frog isn’t though.” Luz mused, referring to the frog who had climbed out of he window and had immediately been blown away.

“You really only get chocolate frogs for the cards.” Willow explained, nodding her head to Gus who had a small booklet that held all of his cards.

“Oh! So, you collect them? Like action figures!” Luz said with realisation, becoming excited at the thought of another cool thing to collect.

Hogwarts was close, that's what the lady that came back around with the trolley said. Luz felt a few butterflies spawn in her stomach. She was really nervous to see this magical and fantastical place. She knew though, that in the back of her mind this is where she was meant to be.

thank you so much for reading !!

Remember to stay hydrated and rest well !!

[phuljari]

social media au! part 2

summary : khushi is a model and influencer; arnav just seems to stumble upon her profile one day— not so much by accident. (or what if khushi fell in love at first sight?)

warnings : just some hindi/hinglish, cussing in both languages. deliberate typos. online stalker!shyam. flirting with the boss

a/n : i am...trying something new (by using the word prompts) #IPK 13th Anniversary Fiesta @arshifiesta

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[unknownglassesbitch]

Requests are open! <3

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Salutations everyone! So I'm a new writer but I've decided to give writing a go!

Fandoms I can write about:

Undertale/undertale au's

Ddlc (doki doki literature club)

Toh (the owl house)

Avatar the last air bender

Fnaf (five nights at freddys)

Ducktales

Wendell and wild

Mha (my hero academia)

Haikyuu

Danganronpa

Monster high

Helluva boss

Hazbin hotel

Encanto

Inside job

Q force

Dream smp/mcyt

Streamers/youtubers (like jacksepticeye, markiplier, ect.)

Slashers/horror movie characters

Tmnt (Teenage mutant ninja turtles)

Httyd (how to train your dragon)

Wednesday

Creepypasta’s

Td (total drama)

Mlp (my little pony)

Aphmau/my street

Mlb (miraculous lady bug)

Sander sides

Crk (cookie run kingdom)

Squid game

Baldi's basics

Aot (attack on Titan)

Cruella

Yandere simulator

Tpn (the promised neverland)

Dc super hero girls

Darling in the franxx

Turning red

Cup head

Depp (dead end paranormal park)

Mario

GTA

Gravity falls

Bluey (PLATONIC ONLY. Unless it's a ship of like bandit x

chilli or something like that)

Mean girls

Heathers

Sally face

Teen Titans

Hp (Harry Potter)

Dhmis (don't hug me I'm scared)

The incedibles/the incredibles 2

Pokémon (humans)

Guardians of the galaxy

Sea beasts

Family guy

Spider man into the spider verse

Rise of the guardians

The hunger games

Suicide squad

Shang chi and the legend of the 10 rings

Micheals vs machines

Maya and the three

What I will do:

Ships

X reader

Oc’s

Smut/lemon

Platonic

Angst

Fluff

What I won’t do:

Adult x minor (romance/smut)

Problematic ships

Minor/child/underaged smut/lemon

Write about homophobia or racism

[scngbard]

Me, looking at my hp au for Raine: I really put them through a lot. Maybe I'm being a bit too mean to them in that au...

Toh Show events: -puts them thru almost every possible living hell they can go thru-

Me: ....nah, I guess that's an average amount, then.

[realitycanbewhateveridesire]

Re-Introduction post

(Making a new post because I'm too lazy to edit my first introduction post. Also, sorry if the post is way too long.)

Hello!

You can call me Ness.

I'm a reality shifter.

Things to know about me:

My pronouns are she/her.

I'm a reality shifter.

I'm a lesbian.

I'm 19 years old.

I'm Polish.

DNI list:

anti-shifters dni

bigots dni

i don't think i care beyond those two categories as long as you're not a bigot, creep or asshole lol

My user boxes:

𓏲 ๋࣭ DR LIST 𓏲 ๋࣭

(Disclaimer: I haven't been very active as a shifter for a long time and would warn you that probably most of these DRs will remain not active (aside from one or two), save for occassional moments of inspiration. They're also pretty much unfinished, by that i mean script-wise. Also, pls don't come at me for the cringy names I gave to my DRs.)

ARCANE

𓏲 ๋࣭ under lock and key 𓏲 ๋࣭

𓏲 ๋࣭ cosmos in her eyes 𓏲 ๋࣭

HOGWARTS

𓏲 ๋࣭ the fox den 𓏲 ๋࣭

𓏲 ๋࣭ the pale-eyed dreamer 𓏲 ๋࣭

𓏲 ๋࣭ i greet yesterday once again 𓏲 ๋࣭

MARAUDERS

𓏲 ๋࣭ in the language of flowers 𓏲 ๋࣭

THE OWL HOUSE

𓏲 ๋࣭ the riverside 𓏲 ๋࣭

BALDUR'S GATE 3

𓏲 ๋࣭ red-eyed bard 𓏲 ๋࣭

𓏲 ๋࣭ i always come back 𓏲 ๋࣭

MALEFICENT DR

𓏲 ๋࣭ the savage daughter 𓏲 ๋࣭ (idk how to name this one lol)

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

𓏲 ๋࣭ lady luck 𓏲 ๋࣭

SPIDERVERSE DR

𓏲 ๋࣭ miss sugar pink, liquor, liquor lips 𓏲 ๋࣭

PERSONA 5 ROYAL DR

𓏲 ๋࣭ let's start the trickster game 𓏲 ๋࣭

𓏲 ๋࣭ ARCHIVED/INACTIVE DRS 𓏲 ๋࣭

HP/TOH CROSSOVER, ARCANE x LITTLE MERMAID, REMUS LUPIN'S DAUGHTER HOGWARTS DR, ARCANE MODERN FAME AU DR, ARCANE DR 1

MY NOTION TEMPLATES

(ik there's only a few and i'm sorry but i only make them when in a mood for it. tho you can still request one if you'd like.)

MY DR S/O(s)

possibly Caitlyn Kiramman

POSSIBLE FUTURE DR S/O(s)

Makoto Niijima (Persona 5), Gwen Stacy (ITSV/ATSV), Mel Medarda (Arcane)

OTHER BLOGS

The blogs below are ones I made for my DR selves and haven't really touched them since (or at all).

@rosalynndarkwood (Marauders DR self, which I'll have to change back to the Lightening Era), @irisofzaun (Arcane DR self), @riverwhispers (TOH DR self)

PINTEREST BOARD

Once again, work in progress.

PINTEREST ACCOUNTS

main

second

third

[cheescheesy]

calamity trio in hogwarts

[dimbywimby]

Hi! (with intention to not post again for another 2 months)

[tacoflan]

More amphibia-toh au stuff

[fearless-stormclaw]

WRITER PROBLEMS

Wanted to have a character say "eat the rich". Would have been in character, funny, and fitting for the scene.

But "eat the rich" didn't become an Internet meme until 2018 and this scene occurs in late 2018.

Had to come up with a less witty work around.

The things we do for historical accuracy 😔

[okokokaythen]

Late night Belos 2: Coven Boogaloo

Just some more Belos/Emperor's Coven sketches really

(Yes, belos is wearing a bath robe; also yes he wore his mask in the shower)

He's ✨'not like other girls'✨)

I tried to lean in more to his curse decaying him or having more of a scarring effect, along with hair, also tried to make him more old looking rather than crusty

ALSO COVEN GUARD VARIANTS!

This really started when I was listening to Pink Elephants and I wanted to make a spooky guard but then it devolved to more specialized guards

(this smudged a lot lol)

Also an animation idea of Belos cackling

[zenlesszonezero]

As the conspiracy reaches its finale, the Void Hunter joins the fight.

Uncover the Conspiracy in Zenless Zone Zero's All-New Version "A Storm of Falling Stars", S-Rank Agent Hoshimi Miyabi is here! With S-Rank Agent Asaba Harumasa Limited-Time Giveaway! Pre-register to obtain additional rewards.

[bookishgalaxies]

As some of you may know I am writing an Owl House fic set in the Harry Potter universe and I have a VERY important question.

So obviously Lumity is gonna be in this fic bc I have some semblance of intelligence. I just need to know, should I do…..

1. Classic enemies to lovers Lumity. Amity is rude to Gus and Willow because her mother told her that she didn’t need to hang out with “half blood wizards and witches”. She’s even worse to Luz because not ONLY is Luz a Gryffindor, she’s also a muggle born. Plus, Luz will obviously stand up for Willow and Gus. Eventually Amity starts to realize her mom’s a piece of shit and so are her opinions and Luz is a beautiful person. Luz starts to see Amity change her actions and can’t believe she’s falling for Amity.

OR

2. Friends to lovers Lumity. Amity realizes early on she wants to rebel against her mom and makes friends with the loudest most Gryffindor girl she can find. Even better that she’s a muggle born. Amity starts out only hanging with Luz and her friends (Gus and Willow) to piss off her mom. Then quickly realizes she’s falling for Luz. Then you have Luz who is just head over hills for Amity from the start, but doesn’t know it and just thinks she’s a “really good friend”.

AND THEY BOTH HAVE SUCH GOOD POTENTIAL TOO!!

I want all the input! Even after the poll ends.

[phuljari]

social media au! part 6

summary : khushi is a model and influencer; arnav just seems to stumble upon her profile one day— not so much by accident. (or what if khushi fell in love at first sight?)

warnings : if you don't know already, i suck at updates. yes i mean it as a warning!

a/n : i am...trying something new (by using the word prompts) #IPK 13th Anniversary Fiesta @arshifiesta

Notifications (aakash_r)

payaliyaa followed you back

iMessage

Unknown: Khushi ji agar aap kal subah tak jawab nahi dengi toh hum ye pictures post kar denge

Unknown: Aur haan, humne aapke sabhi account hack kar liye hai toh sochna bhi mat

iMessage

Unknown: arnav stay right where you are

Arnav: ???? Who's this?

Unknown: khushi

Unknown: hum jiji ka phone use kar rahe hain

Unknown: someone's hacked my phone

Arnav: WTF?

Arnav: What about the picture you just sent?

Payal: 😭😭😭

Payal: tabhi toh keh rahe hain ki rukiye

Payal: can you ask someone from your IT team to sort this issue out?

Arnav: Let me check

Arnav: Also, turn off your phone

Payal: yes yes, already did

iMessage "Raizada" Group Manorama: Aakash bitwa Manorama: Hum tumhare liye miss tip-top chun liye hain Manorama: e dekho Manorama shared Lavanya Kashyap's Instagram profile

Manorama: Hum hi apna ID change karva lete hai HP se Manorama: divamanorama kaisan rahega? Manorama: hello hi bye bye, ekdum hi fantashtic sound karat hai naahi? Aakash: Maa, ye sab kya hai? Aakash: Maine kaha na aapse ki mujhe abhi shadi nahi karni Nani: Shaadi. Toh. Karni. Padegi. Aakash. BITWA Anjali: Are waah mamiji, ye toh badhiya choice hai aapki Anjali: Aur inhe toh Khushi ji bhi follow karti hai Anjali: Unse baat karein kya?

Anjali: Theek rahega Aakash: DIIIII Aakash: 😭😭😭

thekhushigupta

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thekhushigupta tick tick tick gulabi aankhien ✨

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hayerenandkishorekaahai HAYE RE NANDKISHORE E KAA HAI

hayerenandkishorekaahai LAGTA HAI POORI PHOTU DAALNA BHUL GAYI HAINN

hayerenandkishorekaahai AE SANKA DEVI

hayerenandkishorekaahai AADHE KAPDE THEEK THE PAR PHOTO TOH POORI SHAKAL KE SAATH DAALO

hayerenandkishorekaahai AAJ KAL KI LADKIYAN

preetika123 Darling, you're sparkling! ✨

saritaraman Is that the roberto cavalli dress a certain someone brought from a certain somewhere?

nandiii Beautiful Khushi ji!

user1 fishy

⤷user1 esp the caption

hellohibyebye phati sareeee! accha kiya post kardi! hum toh puchna hi bhool jate tumhein, e konsa shade lagayi ho lipshtik ka?

⤷hellohibyebye hum yaad karke oo naa le e he liye

⤷hellohibyebye bahutey bekaar laagat hai 😒

payaliyaa

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payaliyaa ❗❗❗IMP NOTE: Hello everyone, as you may or may not know Khushi's account has been hacked recently. We request you all to cooperate till the situation is back in control. Please do not engage with any of Khushi's accounts on any social media until further notice. ❗❗❗

Love to all the 378M followers! Be careful of scammers and hackers out there!

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divalavanya: Oh my god! please be careful, i just received a dm from this account asking me to transfer 25k because of some server issue and i had almost done it thinking that was khushi user1: is this a PR scheme by ardesignhouse? they've hired khushi for their new collection photoshoot and this will def create a buzz ⤷user2: I heard Khushi was supposed to work for Pro Fashion before she signed with AR ⤷user3: maybe pro ppl have some revenge plan up their sleeve? ⤷user1: it's possible. but let's wait to see what happens rather than jump to conclusions

user4: Hope Khushi is mentally safe and sound! This can be an extremely terrifying situation to have your private space infiltrated. Cyber crime is no joke,,, this is def not a PR scheme

user5: Should we block and report?

⤷payaliyaa No, it would be difficult to regain a lost account. We're working on the security, will update everyone soon

iMessage

Arnav: Khushi, try resetting your password from any other device

Payal: okay

Arnav: Shit

Payal: ???

Arnav: Well, that photo you sent me? Not so private any more

Payal: omgggg

Payal: hey devi maiyaaaa 😭😭😭

Arnav: Why are you so goofy even in tense situations lol😂

Payal: kya goofy? hum omg kar rahe hai hindi mein

Arnav: Uh okay. Didn't think you were a devout person

Payal: something new you learn everyday

Arnav: I guess

Payal: wait, is that a bad thing?

Arnav: We'll talk about that later

Arnav: Did you change the password?

Payal: i tried from my laptop but the verification goes to my phone

Payal: so i need to switch it on

Arnav: Okay

Payal: yes, i guess it works now

Arnav: Change your passwords everywhere and add two factor authentication

Payal: yes yes, thank u so much

Arnav: No problem! I'm leaving now but Aman will stay at the office overnight in case something happens

Arnav: A threat to you is a threat to us

Payal: you don't really need to...

Payal: oh ok, when you put it like that

Payal: but i swear it's just some insane stalker guy trying to get me to talk to him

Arnav: Nonetheless

payaliyaa

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payaliyaa Cheers to khushi getting her account back (would've posted a pic with @/thekhushigupta but it seems like we don't click enough pictures together)

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thekhushigupta: jiji hai toh sahi 😭😭😭

⤷thekhushigupta: bohot sariiii

⤷payaliyaa : jisme tum bilkul pagal lagti ho

⤷thekhushigupta: sach sach bolo jiji, tumhari photo acchi nahi aati

⤷payaliyaa : hum toh tumhe beizzati se bacha rahe the par agar tumhe manzoor ho toh karde post..?

divalavanya: Thank god everything is fine Khushi! I was damn worried about you yaar!

⤷thekhushigupta: girl 😩❤️😭

preetika123 omg wtf happened

⤷thekhushigupta bestieeee 😭😭😭😭

hayerenandkishorekaahai BAHUT E PYAARI LAGAT HAI HUMRI PAYALIYA

hayerenandkishorekaahai E LAMBE PYALE ME SE KAA PI RAHI HO BITIYA

nandiii Not bad Payal ji, not bad! Maybe aapko model banana chahiye tha

⤷ nandiii BTW so sorry about Khushi ji's online harassment :(

⤷thekhushigupta nanhe jii wo sab chodiye banana 🍌nahi ban-na kehte hai usee

⤷nandiii Oh sorry, sorry! Typo Khushi ji, maaf kar dijiye

aakash_r You're so beautiful Payal ji! 🙇‍♂️

⤷payaliyaa Thank you Aakash ji! 😌

arnavsinghraizada

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arnavsinghraizada I have a knack for playing

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aakash_r Bhai hope you enjoy your stay!

anjaliiiii.r Aree Waah! I'm so proud of you

user1 Sir, are you hiring?

gulabo_devyani Arnav + Khushi. BITIYA ENJOY

titaliya_k

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titaliya_k much needed pampering

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divalavanya My absolute fav! Hope you enjoy the little getaway we @/payaliyaa planned for you <3

⤷titaliya_k you have no idea la! you're the best <33

hari_prakash Didi PAMPERS OUT OF STOCK HAI

nandiii I bet you smell amazing Khushi ji!

⤷arnavsinghraizada She does, now back the fuck off

⤷nandiii nannav wtf

⤷titaliya_k omg calm down boys!

aakash_r Hope you enjoy the jalebis too Khushi ji!

⤷titaliya_k AAKASH JI😭😭😭😭tysm

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(1) new messages from preetika123

preetika123: Hey, you're NK right?

nandiii: Yes yes

nandiii: Nice to meet you pretti woman!

nandiii: Khushi ji has told me so much about you!

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divalavanya started following you

(1) new messages from divalavanya

divalavanya: Hi

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abhishek_kumar started following you

(1) new messages from abhishek_kumar

abhishek_kumar: Hey

abhishek_kumar: Garima ji showed me your account

abhishek_kumar: Hope you don't mind

abhishek_kumar: Hope your parents mentioned me

iMessage

Khushi: hahahahahhahaha omggg

Khushi: look at these two goofballs

Khushi: aakash ji, payal ji, aakash ji, payal ji

Arnav: You know I'm sitting right besides you right?

Khushi: yesssssssssssss

Khushi: but it's easier to say things here

Arnav: Yeah?

Khushi: stop looking at me all flirty

Arnav: Your sister, my brother and your friend planned this one day getaway for us to "cool off"

Khushi: you're clearly doing the opposite

Arnav: Uh huh

Khushi: like how your fingers on that piano were driving me crazy

Khushi: the swiftness with which you played

Khushi: and those rolled up sleeves arnav, you're killing me 🫦

Arnav: Stop it

Khushi: what

Arnav: Stop biting your lip like that

Khushi: only one way to stop me

TBC

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[terrible-leviathan]

Wow this entirely seperate story is so cool

How can I make this about my favorite character

[lazpanik]

The slytherins have arrived!

Both amity and boscha are purebloods and part of the quidditch team, amity is the captain of course

Also my friend @/remniscity on Instagram designed Amity and here it is!