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[millythegoat]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Hope you @indomie-fried-noodle and my other mutuals also enjoying him 🥹🥹🥹

[erikahenningsen]

😃🎥 - Regina HCs. Bonus points for if it's in the context of cadina bc I won't stop my mission for fuel

😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

It's the little things. Cady wearing Regina's lacrosse jersey to school on game days. Watching a movie that Regina has seen 5,000 times but she gets to experience for the first time again because Cady's never seen it. Curling Cady's hair before school dances or just because. The other mathletes practically dropping to the floor when Regina kisses Cady after a competition.

🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

I think Regina's mom went through a phase where she tried to turn Regina into a child actor but she did not take direction well so she's just randomly in an episode of Law & Order from 2013.

Emoji + character for a headcanon

[lenoraah]

𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘺

pairing - dad!charles leclerc x wife!reader

summary - in which Charles becomes part of a princess gossip circle with his three daughters

a/n - the oldest daughter is six and the twins are three and i did name them

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The moment Y/n walks into the house she hears a bunch of low whispers and murmuring. She raises an eyebrow as she takes off her shoes and sets her bag on an armchair.

She can’t help but let out a small laugh when she sees her husband and three daughters crammed at a small pale pink plastic table.

Juliette, the oldest at six, is in a baby blue poofy dress with a tiny tiara on her head. Sicilia and Angeline, the twin three year olds, wear matching purple dresses with tiaras too big for their heads.

Charles is suffocating in a too tight tutu with the most coveted plastic jade tiara in the toy chest which is sitting on his head as he sips ‘tea’ from the tiny tea cup.

The four of them are hunched over, gossiping about whatever. It’s funny and you can’t help but imagine what they could possibly be talking about.

Y/n quietly walks over to be husband but gets interrupted by Angeline.

“Mommy!” The toddler runs towards her mother and bumps straight into her leg.

“Hi Angie,” Y/n scoops up her daughter and pecks her cheek and rubs her nose against the toddlers.

Y/n sways to the side when she feels a tug on her calf. Sicilia reaches out for her mother with a pout on her face.

Y/n picks both the girls and cuddles up on the couch with them, equally giving them as much love as they need. Juliette squeals as she climbs onto the couch and wraps herself around her mother.

Charles glances at the four of them with a smile. Y/n waves for him to come over and he nods, standing up but deciding to take off his tutu first.

Charles struggle making Y/n laugh and the kids look up at their father and giggle. Charles scowls before making a funny face at his kids and wife as he walks over towards them.

“You like the tiara Cha?” Y/n lazily smiles at her husband. Charles sits on her right, next to Juliette. The six year old smiles as cuddles into her father’s side.

“I am a princess, am I not?” Charles grins as he touches the tiara. The three girls laugh again and get comfortable in their parents’ touch.

Y/n glances around the living room. The small plastic furniture, the tea cups embroidered with tiny painted pansies and the glittery dresses.

“What happened?”

“Tea time with sparkly,” Sicilia mumbles into her mother’s belly as she closes her eyes.

“Daddy’s so fun and he’s a princess like us.” Juliette smiles as she hugs her father.

Angeline yawns as she mumbles something while burying her face into her mother’s chest.

Y/n and Charles share a look and a smile before looking at their three daughters once again.

“How about we all get changed and then cuddle for a bit?”

The chorus of yes and okay is enough for Charles and Y/n to pick up their kids and carry them to their rooms whiling imitating the sounds of an airplane and laughing along with their three little princesses.

[rosenclaws]

I got the mental image of Leopold as a dad in my mind and now I can't stop thinking about it. He would be such a good dad!!! Like, supportive, doting, playful, protective. Imagine him with a toddler who's just baby babbling away and he's listening with full attention and eye contact. Gahhh! I want to have his baby, he needs to be a dad.

a/n: hello you have now infected my brain with the Leopold as a dad worm and it will never leave me thank you and as my payment u now get a drabble. Also I’ve made the executive decision for him to be a girl dad and his daughter is named after his mother. Okay thank you

wc: ~650

The best moment of Leopold’s life was the day he married you. Love deep in his heart as he said his vows. Promising to love you and no one else for the rest of his life. That you would be the one and only to capture his heart.

He meant every world and when he kissed you it was like everything fell into place. This is where he was meant to be.

The second best moment of his life was every single day with his daughter.

They’re all tied for second. Being a father was always something he wanted but to truly become a father. It was amazing.

“Dada!” He looks up from the morning paper to see his little girl waddling towards him.

“Oh my don’t you look gorgeous.” He smiles from ear to ear as he holds out his arms and picks her up.

Lifting her up in the air just to hear her giggles. She had a costume dress on and a little tiara. She was his princess so it was only fit she dressed like one.

“This princess refused to put on anything else.” You huff as walk down the hall. Leopold walks over to you and kisses your cheek. Then he kisses his daughter’s cheek.

“Is that true miss Adeline?” Leopold asks in mock surprise.

“I’m a princess!” She giggles and Leopold can’t help but agree.

“Are you going to be okay today?” You had gotten called into work for an emergency leaving your family plans for another day. You felt horrible but Leo assured you everything was alright.

“Of course my love, don’t fret I’ll handle everything.” You kiss him once more before heading out for the day.

“Now, what does the princess demand for breakfast?”

He can’t remember the last time he got this much quality time with Adeline. He swears up and down that just yesterday she was still a baby. The memories flash in his mind as she munches on her apple slices.

Holding her in his arms. Feeling his heart break at the sound of her cries. Wanting nothing more than to wrap her in his arms and protect her from everything he can.

Now she’s three years old and he savors every minute he can. Being sat on the couch as he listens intently to his daughters babbling. Smiling as she talks like she understands the whole world. He nods along and indulges whatever her imagination can create.

Soon she’s tired and the sounds of Cinderella play from the television. She stands on his feet as he dances around the living room. He hums the music as she laughs.

Leopold spins her around and picks her up. He remembers his first ball, learning to dance with his mother. Now he returns the favor. It may not be the 18th century but his daughter will be treated like royalty.

“M’tired daddy.” She yawns and rests her head against his chest.

So he takes her to her room. Letting her fall asleep in his arms, just like she used to. Sitting in the big chair by her bed, the same one he used to rock her in and read her bedtime stories. The one he’d sit in after she had woken up in the night and cried out for him.

He’d hold her tight and whisper that everything was okay. That he would never let anything hurt her. No monsters and nobody would hurt her.

“Well looks like you had a busy day.” He looks up to see you standing by the door.

A warm smile on your face as you take in the sight of your husband and baby girl. Leopold is everything you could have asked for as a husband and a father.

“Do you want to put her down and eat?” He shakes his head as Adeline stirs in his arms. Clutching his finger in her little hand.

“I think I wish to stay here a little longer.” You walk over sit on the arm of the chair.

Leaning your head onto Leopold’s head and slowly rake your fingers through Adelines hair. Leopold takes it all in.

So much time has passed in the blink of an eye that he wishes he could slow everything down and just live right here. He doesn’t know what the future may bring but he does know one thing.

He’s a lucky, lucky man.

[azrakaban]

Mattheo Riddle Headcanons Pt 2

A/N: This part is solely focused on how Mattheo would be with kids! My own interpretation, you may disagree, if you do oh well, too bad <3

Names mentioned, change if you want <3 (I picked relatively rare names to make it easier)

- Girls: Aella, Enya, Callie (2 & 1/2, 5, 8)

- Okay starting off strong, I'm a firm believer that this man is terrified of children. They're like small curious little balls and he's scared. Can't explain it. They're so easily harmable.

- But imagine you've been dating a year or so and he's chill with you, obviously children haven't come up, and you haven't engaged with any, besides the First Years, which are basically just small irritating puppies.

- But then you want him to meet your family. And he's great, happy to do that... then you mention your little sisters. Oh god.

- Trying not to cry honestly, he's scared for his life. Kids are so invasive.

- But he loves you so he'd go along with it, albeit nervously.

MATTHEO RIDDLE WITH YOUR SISTERS

- Okay so it's all fine, you turn up and your parents are greeting him, but then the kids spawn in out of nowhere.

- "Y/N! ENYA STOLE MY DOLL!" Your little sister Callie says, glaring at her twin.

- Imagine him immediately slightly tensing, before you laugh and help sort them out. (Turns out they have identical dolls, and got them confused.)

- They'll then turn to notice this weird, tall stranger who is clinging to their older sibling like bindweed.

- "Who are you?" Enya says suspiciously. Imagine him legitimately gulping and looking at you.

- "Enya, Callie, this is my boyfriend Mattheo. Say hi Mattheo."

- "Umm hi, Enya, Callie." He'd be so awkward, especially when he looks down and there's a small toddler clinging to his leg, little Aella. "And... a koala?"

- Callie giggles, triggering Aella to giggle, and then get the hiccups. Enya however, GLARING. "I'm not Enya. I'm Princess Enya." She emphasises, flicking her hair.

- He raises an eyebrow at you, then crouches down, careful not to dislodge Aella.

- "My most sincere apologies, Princess Enya. How can I make it up to you?" He looks up at you, checking he's doing the right thing.

- When you nod, he turns back as Enya delivers her sentence. "You must play knights and princesses with Callie. I am too tired. I will go and nap on the sofa. 14 steps is far too far to go to bed." (relatable)

- He's scared for a second, but follows Callie into the next room, her playroom.

- "So, am I the knight?" She gives him the DIRTIEST glare.

- "No silly, you're the Princess. You have long eyelashes." She says like it's obvious.

- Mattheo glances to the door, but you've abandoned him in favour of yapping with your parents.

- Imagine u come back later in the day and he's fully dressed up as a princess, with a tutu magically enlarged for him, and a plastic tiara. He's got kids eyeshadow on, and he's playing with your sister amazingly.

- His voice is all high for the princess, and Callie is having the time of her life.

- You obviously get a picture in because HELLO?

- never ever let that go 🙏

- imagine him having a conversation with Callie about you that one of your parents overhears.

- "Do you want to marry y/n?"

- "Umm, maybe. I want whatever y/n wants, I just want them to be happy, okay Callie? Can you keep that a secret?" He raises an eyebrow.

- Callie rolls her eyes. "Boring."

- then your girl goes back to playing with her toys because honestly he's not interesting if he's not being a princess.

- By the end of ur time at home he's chill with your siblings, and realises that kids aren't as scary as he thought.

- he's less scared of kids now to say the least <333

edits made by me - do u guys think I could make it as an editor 🤔 (joking i swear)

[i-cant-sing]

Babyfushi after forcing bananami to please princess with her :

Babyfushi : do you feel bonita ? 🥺✨

Bananami: I feel bonita

Oh for sure. Nanami knows better by now to just sigh and play along than to refuse your chubby little face that literally drops when he tells you "no." Its better to sit down and pretend to eat whatever air-snack you've made him while wearing a tiara than to deal with you sobbing to Gojo about how "Banananananamin hates me!"

But omg imagine toddler reader getting down on one knee and proposing to Nanami with a ringpop, because she panicked when Gojo teased her and told her that he was gonna marry Nanami before her.

Now Nanami is glitching because what the fuck is he supposed to do? How does he handle this situation without you ending up in tears?

Fortunately, Megumi came just in time to haul you away and spare Nanami from answering. Toddler reader is just about crying to be let down so that she can marry Nanami, and now Yuji and Megumi are trying to console you, but you are beyond grief and finally, Sukuna takes over Yuji's body after seeing the distressed state you were in.

"Why are you crying, brat?" He asked you, crossing his arms.

You sniffled. "I wanna marry Nanami!"

Sukuna narrowed his eyes. "No."

"No?"

"No."

"But why?" You wailed loudly.

"Because he's not worthy of you. And you promised me last week that you'd wait for me to take you as my bride once you're of age, didn't you?"

You tilted your head in confusion, while Megumi behind you paled. "I... dont remember?" You confessed.

"Yes, you're stupid, I'm well aware. However, you have promised me to be my wife. And I intend to hold you to that promise."

Megumi shook his head. "You- you can't do that-"

Sukuna grinned, an evil glint in his eyes. "Oh but I can. She promised me. I accepted. You know that promises with curses can't be broken."

Megumi was far too shocked to speak, while you're still sniffling. "So... you'll marry me?" You asked.

Sukuna nodded. "I will. And to prevent you from marrying anyone else because you are a little idiot, I will give you this." Snapping his fingers, a beautiful gold ring with a large ruby stone appeared in his hands. Taking your chubby little hand in his, Sukuna proposed.

"You will marry me."

"Yes!" You answered cheerfully, as he slid on the ring to your finger, the ring immediately binding around it to the appropriate size.

"No spell, no curse, nothing can remove this ring-"

"What if I cut my finger?"

"..."

"Hm?"

Sukuna's gaze hardened. "I won't let you. If you try to hurt yourself, I'll punish you. Now swear you won't do it."

"I promise, 'kuna!" You grinned before pulling out your ringpop, coincidentally it's also red. "I got a ring for you too!"

"That's candy. And you were going to give it to someone else."

"Oh? You don't want it-"

Sukuna snatched the ringpop from your hand, forcefully pushing it on his finger but it didn't fit past the first knuckle. "No, give me that stupid ring."

"We're engaged!" You cheered, clapping your hands, not realising that this is not some pretend play.

Sukuna nodded, leaning down to bump his nose with yours. "Engaged, bound together for eternity- same thing."

"You're mine forever." Sukuna said before leaving, letting Yuji take over again, all while Megumi is sitting there shell shocked with just one thing going through his brain:

WHAT THE FUCK?

I'm thinking that Naoya is absolutely losing his shit once he finds out, Gojo and Nanami are going through every fucking spell book in history to break the ring, and Toji is on a violet spree and is spending day and night on how he's gonna kill Sukuna because like hell he'll marry you or let anyone cut your finger off.

[its-time-to-write]

Hi! I requested the last Jamie tartt/Kent!Sister that’s not phoebes mom.

Do you think you could another one with phoebe and Roy spending the day with them and phoebe making Roy jealous of how she adores Jamie? And reader just getting baby fever,and Roy figuring out she is and freaking out. Lol sorry it’s a lot! Thanks and love ur writing✨💜

Your wish is my command! I’m trying to get out of my writer’s block, so hopefully I’ll have more fics out tomorrow. We’ll see!

would it be enough if i could never give you peace?

Molly is at work. Again. Which means you’re watching Phoebe with your brother, Roy. You point out that Roy doesn’t technically have to be here, but Phoebe vehemently protests that he does. 

“Who will be the princess?” she asks, and you decide not to tell her that you wouldn’t mind. You sneak photos of Roy in the tiara to send to Jamie under the express condition that he never show anyone else. Jamie tells you that seeing the photo is enough for him. 

Jamie is not scared of Roy, by the way. Sure, he’s dating the youngest Kent sibling and sure, Roy hates his guts, but it’s all a show, innit? 

At least, that’s what Molly tells you both when you’re sitting at her kitchen table, distraught at 11pm. 

But regardless of Roy’s feelings, he’s going to have to get over it because you love Jamie and he’s here to stay and that’s that. You’re actually meeting him at the park (per Phoebe’s request) and then the four of you are headed to lunch and a movie. 

Jamie’s waiting on a bench by the time you make it to the park, and he lights up at the sight of you. He stands to greet you, but is intercepted by a running Phoebe. He puts his footballer reflexes to good use as he swings her high into the air as you shake your head grinning, and Roy just shakes his head. 

You watch Jamie put Phoebe back on the ground and begin some elaborate secret handshake and, like lightning, you’re struck with a feeling of oh shit.

“Oh shit,” you breathe aloud. 

Roy takes a sideways glance at you and his frown deepens.  “No,” he says, but you’re not listening. 

Because all you can think about is Jamie swinging your own kid into the air, or holding a tiny baby, or teaching a toddler how to kick a football.

In fact, it’s all you can think about the entire time you’re out. You forget to breathe as he teases Phoebe about her lunch order and Roy has to elbow you and say, “For fuck’s sake.” 

Phoebe is holding Jamie’s hand and skipping on the way to the movie while you and Roy walk a ways behind them. His knee’s hurting him a little bit, so you’ve linked your arm around his.

“Just like when we were kids, huh Roy-o?” you grin.

Roy snorts. “Don’t really remember us walking fucking hand-in-hand, unless it was me dragging you away from Molly and her fucking marshmallow shooter.”

You shudder. “You know she used to lick them so they’d stick to us, right?”

Roy grimaces. “And you want a kid with marshmallow-licking genes with fucking Tartt? He’s practically a fucking child himself.”

You open your mouth to protest but Roy shakes his head. 

“Don’t fucking argue with me, I see how you fucking look at him when he’s with Phoebe. Can practically hear the fucking wedding bells.”

You check to see if Jamie’s looking (he isn’t) then you punch Roy in the arm. “Fuck off, Roy. You love being an uncle. And Molly keeps asking when me and Jamie are going to take another step in our relationship, and maybe this is it. I mean sure, he’s a footballer and like probably the best one Richmond has ever seen-” Roy interjects with an oi- “and generally footballers don’t even want to settle down, but he’s dating me, and sure, it’s probably a little to fuel his obsession with you, I mean come on, our family has great eyebrows so it’s not a surprise that Jamie and I are together and fucking hell, Roy, he’d be such a great dad.”

Roy says, “You talked to fucking Molly about this?” like he’s been betrayed by his best friend.

You shrug with the one arm that isn’t held in his. “We all grew up in the same home and you didn’t realize that Molls is fucking nosy? Come on, Roy.”

Roy says, “Fucking hell,” and then you’re at the movie theater and unable to continue talking.

—

It is fucking late and you’re back at Jamie’s house. It’s just you two, and you’re in the kitchen with the dim lights on. You stayed at Molly’s after the movie while Roy cooked dinner, then stayed till she got back from the hospital. You and Jamie both decided you weren’t tired, which is why you’re on the floor of the kitchen eating out of a tub of ice cream.

You’ve both made a considerable dent when you put your spoon down and say, “Jamie.”

“Hm?” he asks, mouth full of mint chip.

“Do you-” you hesitate. “Do you ever think about where this is going?”

Jamie swallows and is silent, so you continue talking.

“I mean, obviously we don’t have to talk about it, I know that it’s a lot and we’re kind of just messing around, right? And with football and all that you don’t really have the whole settling-down kind of lifestyle, and anyway if you do it should probably be with a model or a pop star, especially since you’ve got the whole Beckham look going on right now.”

Jamie rolls his eyes and laughs. “That’s what you think? I’ve got the girl of my dreams and you think I’d dump you for a fucking model?”

You shrug without meeting his eyes.

“Oi,” Jamie says softly. “Is that really what you think? Or is this about something else?” He nudges your shoulder with his.

You sigh and turn to face him. “Look, I’ll tell you, but don’t fucking laugh or I’ll get Roy to mess you up.”

Jamie nods.

“I have baby fever.”

Jamie breaks into a grin and despite yourself, you mirror it.

“Don’t fucking laugh!” you protest, “It’s a real thing! And I have it so fucking bad, that all I could think about today is how much I wanted to go home and fuck you. I have no idea what we even did today. And Molly is always on me about giving Pheebs a cousin but I think it would actually kill Roy if I had a kid, because he still thinks of me as his baby sister even though I’m a literal adult.”

Jamie is shaking with poorly suppressed laughter and you shove him with your shoulder. “Why are you laughing, Jamie?” you giggle. “This is a real issue!”

Jamie is practically wheezing, doubled over and holding his sides. 

“Babe,” he manages to get out, “usually I’m the one who’s thinking about fucking you all the time. It’s fucking hilarious that it was you. Now you know what it’s like.”

Good lord, this boy. 

“And,” he continues, starting to wind down, “I didn’t realize Molly was talking to ya. Would’ve said something sooner if I knew.” He takes the ice cream out of your hands and pulls you onto his lap. You’re facing him, straddling his thighs. He places one hand on your cheek and the other on the back of your neck. “Love,” he says, “I’ve thought about it. I’ve thought about it a fucking lot, actually. I want all that shit with you, a wedding, kids, whatever. I ain’t ever letting you go.”

You smile and thread your fingers through his hair. “Oh yeah?” you ask. “What else have you thought about?”

Jamie’s eyes darken and his tongue darts between his teeth. “Well,” he says, hands sliding from your neck to your waist and under your shirt, “though about all the work it takes to make a baby.”

“Oh yeah?” you ask, except it comes out as a gasp because his hands are tracing soft patterns on your skin and you’re barely keeping yourself together, but you manage to breathe out a, “What else?”

Jamie smirks. “Well babe, pretty sure we’d have to be somewhere other than the floor to get the whole experience.”

You’re on your feet in a flash and pulling Jamie up the stairs to the bedroom. You’re good with this type of future planning.

[picklebunbun]

adoptive parent! reader + kenny, karen, and kevin

_____________★彡✩ミ★_____________

hc or oneshot/series?: Headcannons

gn reader, they/them prns

genre: bit of angst, fluff

romantic/platonic?: platonic

fandom: South Park

cw: mentions of abuse, mentions of child neglect, mentions of horrible living conditions

~~~

scenario

you’ve heard of how horribly these three kids at south park were being treated, you’re heart immediately ached for them

they were all staying at a foster home, yiu’ve decided to adopt them

their clothes were raggedy with a few hole here and there, they had dirt all over their bodies and looks like they haven’t in years

actual hc

when the three went to your house, it was basically luxury than the house that they used to live in. Touching every little thing in your house

even though he’s the oldest out of the three, Kevin had no idea how to bathe himself or brush his teeth, so when teaching him these things, it was basically like mentoring a toddler

it certainly was nice to eat something other than half eaten poptarts and ice, you actually had a shocked face when seeing how skinny all of them were

Kenny would actually like a room with his little sister, he was always terrified that something would happen to Karen and he wouldn’t be there to stop it

Karen would make you play dress up with her, since she could actually get dolls and dresses. Karen definitely uses up all her princess makeup {not that good on actually putting it on}

During dinnertime, it was really hard to get used to, Karen always got scared of being yelled at for saying anything. Honestly, “dinnertime” back at the old house always made Kenny sick in the stomach but was pleasantly confused when it really wasn’t as bad as he thought

all of their moods significantly approved, even looking and smelling better at school. A lot of students were confused on how different they looked

it would be very wise to block out any 🌽 sites, just incase

the first month/week was extremely tough, it was pretty hard to get them to fully trust you, it’s not that they’re ungrateful, they’ve just gone through so much that it’s difficult to

When they do, it’s really nice, you get to have one-on-one conversations with you. It’s also nice to see them comfortable in your house rather than stand in the corner, scared

Kenny’s friends talk about the sudden change “is that your new parent?“ “yeah they’re really sweet!“ “thank god we don’t have to smell you anymore“

Kevin really likes racecars and comic books, he never had a chance to become an actual teenager and mostly fished with his dad, which he didn’t really like. So, when you bought him those things as a surprise for his birthday, he was absolutely estatic, jumping up and down

Karen likes getting her hair brushed, ever since she saw tangled, she sang the “healing“ song everytime you brush her hair. Karen also wears her Rapunzel tiara all the time, she likes the way it looks!

It was a little confusing seeung Kennt in a princess costume, but it really doesn’t matter, if he wanted to be a princess then he can {even if it’s for a stupid roleplay} you did his make-up and everything, which was nicely done may I add

In all seriousness, you seriously saved them, they can finally be normal kids and not have to worry if they have to eat the grass to survive tommorrow

~~~

[child0feden]

PLASTIC TIARAS ARE METAL

øystein “ euronymous ” aarseth x reader x ( platonic! ) oc daughters

- general headcanons for øystein as a twin girl dad!

i love girl dads so much! i think øystein would like the name esmé but i could not really think of a second name he would like! what do you think? <3

- view my metal masterlist here

reading music recommendations: falling at your feet by daniel lanois - end of small sanctuary by akira yamaoka

- as previously mentioned in home, i really do think øystein would end up knocking you up with twins for your first pregnancy!

✩ and they are identical twins at that, it really is just his type of luck in life…

- at first, he absolutely thought he was kind of very unlucky to have knocked you up with twins on the first try

✩ like damn, this is his first time being a parent at all and he has two babies to care for? both at once? but as time goes by, i think he would be turn out to be so overly smug and proud of it! like yes, he did give you twins on his first try and what? that just means he has super sperm or something…

- when they were babies and even in their early toddler days, he stitched their full names into all of their clothes so that he would definitely never have even a slim chance of forgetting just who was who

✩ because let me be honest, he probably would forget, at least in the really early days of their life! it is not his fault they are literally identical babies

- this man is such a perfect twin girl dad, it is absolutely insane just how well he works as a girl dad and a twin girl dad at that

✩ øystein is a complete natural at holding them both at the same time, with one cradled in each of his arms as he talks to them about how they are going to be just so into metal when they get older and how he has so many killer records to show them

- well, maybe he was not exactly always a natural at holding them!

✩ at first he actually had a whole lot of trouble with being able to balance them each in one arm and would get super scared of accidentally dropping one but after a short amount of time and much reassurance from you that he would most likely not drop one of them, he would practically a pro

- even as his girls get older, he can still very easily hold them both on his hip as they talk his ear off about some cartoon or fairytale book they like at the minute

✩ he absolutely loves dressing them up in little matching outfits! he thinks it is just so funny to see double all the time and to make your families confused as to who is who when they visit

- øystein matches quite literally everything on them!

✩ from the colourful little ribbons in their blonde hair, frilly cotton socks, light up shoes, sparkling glitter laces… literally everything they wear is matching! he would have hated it if they were newborn because that is when he was still quite easily forgetting who was who but now with their names stitched into all of their clothes for family members and him knowing how to recognise who is who much easier, he thinks matching them is just so damn funny

- having you and two daughters, øystein gets very good at doing neat little braids and other simple hairstyles for them, he always has at least three spare hair ties settled around his pale wrist

✩ he is super smug about how good his skills are now, always carefully carrying your twins in his arms and coming to show off the braids to you as he talks himself up in front of you

“ look at them, vakker! that is pure talent, real craftsmanship! i’m better than you now, huh? don’t get too jealous… ” ( his ego is so easily inflated, please humble him by pointing out a messy section or something! kidding, obviously you think it is very cute just have proud of himself he is )

- øystein will never ever get over those early morning cuddles with you and his girls, it is the most at peace he has ever felt and likely ever will feel in life, even if the twins like to spread out like starfish and have him on the very edge of your shared bed…

✩ he can never ever fight off the girls when they want to have tea parties or dress up with them!

- if he even tries to say no, which he very rarely does anyways, they will just be putting on their best matching puppy eyes up at him as he stares down at them with a quickly softening face at the sight

✩ he could not ever say no to even one pair of puppy dog eyes let alone two…

- because of that, i firmly believe that øystein would absolutely be the parent who is always kind of just getting taken advantage of by their children

✩ the little twin girls are very much aware of how to get him to say yes to literally anything and buy them anything they want, they are absolute devils who are way too spoiled

- you are not all that much better though, they look so much like him so you can very rarely say no to them

✩ when øystein does have little tea parties with the twins, it is always an incredible sight to behold…

- he will be slightly hunched over a little play table with a shiny sliver plastic tiara placed atop his head as the twins, dressed in big poofy princess dressed, talk in exaggerated accents to him, if he ever catches you taking a picture what is happening, he will roll his eyes and let out an overly dramatic sigh before flipping you off the second the twins are not looking

✩ you know how children will often go through that little phase of attempted veganism when they find out meat comes from cute animals?

- yeah well that absolutely happened with his twins and it was easily the funniest yet most upsetting period of øysteins life…

✩ it was hilarious because he just thought they were just so adorable, trying so very hard to stop themselves from looking over at his plate when he had meat and they did not by their own choice

- it was also incredibly upsetting to him because he just loved getting kebab with them on the weekends

✩ but i feel like because of this, he absolutely knew this phase simply would not last long at all

- øystein knows his girls just love kebab food far too much, the routine is far too common for them

“ this won’t last long, vakker… i’m telling you, when the weekend comes, they’ll want their kebab… mark my words! ” ( as much as he thinks their attempted veganism is admirable and very funny, he will never give up their weekend kebabs )

✩ there is no way his girls would not come out of you absolutely loving kebab food, there is just no way in hell that it would be possible

- after you craved it so much whilst pregnant? it was almost a guarantee they would love it! and øystein could not be happier about it, of course his girls love kebab, they are certainly his girls alright!

✩ after about a week of attempted veganism from the twins, they quickly give up when the weekend arrives and øystein comes home from band practice with kebabs in hand…

- he bought some for them too, of course he did! he knew the second they saw it, they would switch up so fast on animals and that they did

✩ you guys eat on the couch together as a family, the little twins huddled up between you two as their eyes stay glued on the afternoon cartoon playing on the small tv and their fingers never dropping their forks as øystein smirks down at them before turning to you with a sly gleam in his eyes

“ told you, vakker… didn’t i tell you? it was over before it even started, they’re too much like me to be vegans! ” ( you just roll your eyes but you know he is absolutely right… )

- i feel like øystein would love buying them plushies! and he always gets plushies that align a bit more with his interests as well as being cute for kids, like this or something similar

✩ when they were just newly born, he bought them a little blankie plushie each with their names stitched in cursive on the blanket section, it was another very easy way for him to see who was who in the early days

- when they are eventually old enough, he absolutely buys them two little mini guitars for christmas! they always absolutely love watching him play and he loves trying to teach them how to play! he says they are absolute naturals in the field of music

✩ øystein takes them to band practices sometimes too, mainly just to give you some peace and time to relax! pelle usually stays a little distance away due to his general dislike for children but he will smile at them just a little to be nice, he thinks twins are very unique and fascinating, he appreciates their interest in music at least

- but jan and jørn would definitely be the overly fun and cool uncles though, jan will always lift them up on his drum stool and let them play around with the sticks whilst øystein watches from in front with a coke held in hand, just admiring his little girls <3

[differentcoloredcontacts]

How would 1b react to thier little sister demanding they join her tea party?And how would they react to their crush walking in on them participating egearly at the tea party/their sister bawling her eyes out because they said no?

Not proofread we die like men

Awase - he was so embarrassed when his crush walked in on him with a big pink tutu and a princess tiara. His pinky was up when he was drinking from his plastic but he instantly burried his face in his hands when his crush saw lmao

Sen - he said no at first but then he reluctantly gave in after she started crying. It didnt take long for him to actually get into it but he was so embarrassed when he saw his crush walk into the room lmao. He was about to complain to this girls manager about the teas terrible quality when he saw his crush in the door way.

Kamakiri - his little sister was holding onto his leg begging him to play tea princess tea party with her and he just kept saying no. When his crush walked by he was a bit embarrassed to had a crying toddler attached to his leg but he tried to play it off. His crush more then likely offered to play with her instead and if they did he silently thought it was sweet ngl

Kuroiro - his little sister was latched onto his leg crying because he wouldn't play with her. He thought it was embarrassing and didnt match his gothic subculture (idk if thats the right term but i frankly dont care) he got even more embarrassed when his crush walked by. Hos siter ran up to his crush and started complaining to them about how mean he was being lmao

Kendo - she was super happy to play with her little sister. So she wasn't embarrassed at all when her crush came by. She even invited them to join her sisters tea party. Her teapart with her sisters was definitely a lot calmer (i wouldent be surprised if kendo made rlly small cookies for them so they will fit on her little plastic plates.)

Kodai - she was a bit reluctant but eventually gave into her sister's begging. She was extremely embarrassed when her crush walked by and she was even more embarrassed when her little sister asked them to play too lmao

Komori - she was in character. She was gossiping so much about what princess twilight did (one of her sisters dolls named after someone from her fav tv show) while sipping the imaginary tea and her sister was loving it. She got a bit embarrassed when he crush walked by but she decided that cringe is temporary and she just embraced it lmao

Shiozaki - she was a bit reluctant to join her little sisters tea party but she eventually gave in. After a bit of pretending to eat sweets and drink tea her crush walked by and she got a bit embarrassed. She would have tried to hide her face but her hair would easily give her away.

Shishida - seeing a massive teen covered in fur sip pretend tea out of a pink plastic cup is the funniest thing to me lmaoo. He got a bit embarrassed when his crushed walked by but he calmed himself if his crush joined in lol. (Also now that i think about it his family is rich so it was probably a real glass teaset)

Shoda - he was embarrassed when his crush caught him and his sobbing little sister. He told his crush nothing happened but when his sister told his crush that he was refusing to play with her he finally agreed to the tea party. Only because he wanted his crush to know he was a good brother. It was cute lmao

Pony - she had so much fun playing with her little sister ngl. She even got a little dressed up for it because it was a fancy event lmao. She did get really embarrassed when her crush saw her though before she invited them to join her.

Tsubaraba - he wore that tutu and princess tiaras with honor. Pinkys were up drinking that pretend tea and he invited his crush to join them with no shame (okay he was a bit embarrassed and he was silently calling himself cringe but he embraced it for the moment)

Tetsutetsu - he puts 110% effort into everything even if its embarrassing. And he did the same when playing with his little sister. He would let out the loudest, most shocked sounding gasp when she told him what her dolls did last week. He obviously got extremely red when his crush walked by and saw him but he tried (and failed) to play it cool.

Tokage - i saw a video of this guy and his daughter being super sassy towards eachother while playing nail salon or smthn like that. Anyways thats what shes like. She will tell her sister to give her the most specific yet outrageous tea combination and she will talk to her manager if its wrong lmao. She was extremely embarrassed when her crush walked by though.

Manga - he adores kids so of course he said yes in a heart beat! He got into it too. Like he was speaking like some noble from a long ass time ago while inspecting the pretend teas quality and shit. He was honestly haveing a lot of fun making his little sister laugh so he didn't even notice his crush watching them play for a moment when they were passing by <3

Honenuki - he was a bit reluctant but it didnt take much begging to get him to play tea parties with his little sister. He was fine playing with her until his crush walked in and saw the two and he instantly got a bit embarrassed. Thankfully he managed to play it off pretty easily and he even asked for his crush to join lmao

Bondo - he said he would play with her later since he didn't want to risk one of his classmates seeing. But then his little sister started crying because she thought he didnt like her or something so he forced himself to play with her even if it was caused by a misunderstanding. And everything was fine when he was playing with her until his crush came by and he got extremely embarrassed extremely quickly.

Monoma - he was going off at his little sister. I mean why wouldn't he? The tea quality was terrible it took forever for him to get the extra sugar cubes he asked for at the very beginning and the waitress called him a butt face! He was about to talk to her manager when his crush walked by and was forced to join by his little sister. Now the manager in question was his crush and he couldn't be any more embarrassed.

Reiko - she only said yes to playing because she felt bad about an argument or something they had earlier. And she was pretty embarrassed the whole time. Her face was surprisingly pink the whole time which almost seemed out of character because of how calm and tough she seemed around her classmates. Her embarrassment only grew when her crush saw her

Rin - he only agreed to play with his sister after he did his daily home work and training and since it was so late he didnt think anyone would pass by so for his sisters sake he was being a drama queen (a very minor one but he was trying his best to make it interesting for his sister okay) but his entire face turned completely red the second he locked eyes with his crush lmao

Gif anime - dungeon meshi

[ginnyrules27]

Okay I'm bored, time to see if I can figure out what the Auradon/Isle television shows/channels translate out to in terms of what they'd be in our world.

Toddlers Without Tiaras: Easy one, Toddlers & Tiaras (which makes me wonder what Toddlers Without Tiaras would be like. Is it like a beauty competition but only non-royals compete?)

Auradon’s Classiest Home Videos: America's Funniest Home Videos

Big Bling Theory: Big Bang Theory

Auradon’s Ninja Warriors: American Ninja Warriors

Palaces and Coronations: I don't know

Trading Carpets: Trading Spaces

Stranger thingamabobs: I...don't know. Stranger Things maybe?

My Fair Lady: This one stumped me

Chipped: Chopped maybe?

The Prince Is Right: The Price Is Right

Aurora The Explorer: Dora The Explorer

The Young And The Crownless: The Young and The Restless

Little Dwarves, Big Giants: ...no idea

The Great Auradon Bake Off: The Great British Bake Off

Get Down With The Ballgown: Say Yes To The Dress

Real Princesses Of Charmingsville: Real Housewives of [Insert City Here]

How I Met Your Fairy Godmother: How I Met Your Mother

Known Auradon Tv Channel(s):

AAC: ABC?

ABS: CBS?

NAC: NBC?

WDA: no idea

Good Deeds: no idea

Fairy Planet: Animal Planet

Courtesy Central: Comedy Central

Kindness: no idea

Bipidity: no idea

Magic Network: no idea

National Enchantment: National Geographic

Princess Broadcasting: PBS

Known Isle Tv Channel(s):

Evil Isle: no idea

Known Isle Tv Show(s):

Judge Frollo: Judge Judy

Wharf Watch: no idea

Cruella de Vil’s Coat Club: Probably one of the HSN channels

Skin Deep With Mother Gothel: no idea

[starsurfacemortalkombat]

hello again! i have nightwolf on the brain again, so could i ask for him with a toddler regressor who asks to play with his spirit animals? (no im not asking this just for Kiba... or maybe.. she's my favorite out of all of his animals but still >.<) 🔮

Hi!!! I like Nightwolf's animals (I love animals in general)!!! I got the bear's and eagle's names from a quick online search. And I only know that Kiba's a girl, I don't know about the other two but I made them girls too. (Tell me if I'm incorrect!!)

Although, I did kinda throw the whole 'spirit' concept away, ish? Like, they can eat animal snacks, but Nightwolf still has to summon them, you know?

Also I'm so sorry but I realized these are so much more focused on the animals than Nightwolf himself!!! :(

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

CG Nightwolf w/ Toddler Regressor That Plays With His Spirit Animals Hcs

🐺 Nightwolf’s spirit animals are important to him, Komo (bear), Hana (eagle), and Kiba (wolf)

🐺 But you are also very important to him

🐺 He actually really likes you spending time with his animals!! Both when your big and when your little

🐺 But does have to summon his spirit animals so you have to ask to play with them :(

🐺 Although he’s rarely ever said no!! Maybe once or twice, but he probably had good reasons, like it was bath time, or he didn’t want Kiba splashing in mud . . . again

🐺 However, his animals adore you!!

🐺 They get playtime, and head scratchies, and they can go onto the bed-

🐺 You might get a small scolding for letting Komo onto the bed though, she’s too big for it!!

🐺 Komo and Hana like playing with you, but Kiba’s the main one that tries to steal your attention

🐺 Hana has to be specific where she lands and how gently she eats from your hand, especially when your tiny

🐺 And Komo’s very big!! Great fo snuggles, although she does have to watch her claws :(

🐺 Kiba though? Perfect size!! :D

🐺 She can play ball, do tricks, sit on your lap, be used as a pillow

🐺 Nightwolf finds it funny when you try to bribe any of them for cuddle time, leaving a small trail of their favorite snacks to the couch so you can steal them for yourself

🐺 He might tell you that you can’t overfeed them though, they’re still his kombat animals :\

🐺 That doesn’t stop you though, and the animals get pretty huffy when Nightwolf tries to call you out

🐺 A very fun activity was jumping outside in the rain with Kiba

🐺 You got your little rainboots on, and a coat, and jumped into some muddy puddles!! :D

🐺 . . . Although even spirit animals can get dirty, and now Nightwolf has to clean you both off 😮‍💨

🐺 Komo really likes snuggle time

🐺 She’s very big and furry, a great cuddle partner

🐺 Plus she gets to sit on the couch and watch funny cartoons >:3

🐺 Sometimes she’ll lay on top of you, and do an animal like laugh when you whine that she’s too heavy >:(

🐺 ^ Don’t worry, Nightwolf saves you . . . Until it happens again

🐺 Hana will pip (eagle chirp?) with you, sitting on your lap most times because she doesn’t want her claws to grip you wrong 

🐺 Nightwolf will usually have her on his arm so you can pet her, it’s safer that way

🐺 More about Kiba because we love Kiba in this house (and she was specifically requested <3)-

🐺 She’ll bring you things!! Sticks she wants youtube throw, your stuffie when you look upset, a pair of shoes when you're looking outside

🐺 Now, the shoes are rarely ever matching, but the thought is what counts <3

🐺 She takes you on walks, you don’t take her on walks (Nightwolf takes you both on walks, but whatever)

🐺 She’ll whine when you tug on her fur by accident, but Nightwolf will teach you that you can’t pull her fur, soft pats, love

🐺 She doesn’t mind being used as a pillow or a stuffie while your watching your show, she’ll probably take a nap or stare at the colorful screen

🐺 She’ll sit at your tea party too, put a tiara on her and pour her tea, she can’t drink it, but if you keep feeding her little snacks she’ll stay

🐺 Nightwolf totally doesn’t get jealous by how much you wanna cuddle her instead of him, why would he?

🐺 . . . . But he is your Dada, not Kiba, you should remember that every once in a while and come cuddle him instead 🙄 <3

🐺 No but seriously, he does love seeing you hang out and interact with his little friends

🐺 He will join your cuddle sessions though, you can’t get rid of him that easily, darling

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Did you know in Mortal Kombat Defenders of the Realm, Kiba is an actual wolf? And her and Nightwolf combine to give him his Shamon powers? :D (Her relationship with Styker is ridiculous and I love it)

[vanillablankcanvas]

How did Cabaret get addicted to 'sugar sticks' in the first place?

Okay soooo that was kinda inspired by Toddlers in Tiaras.

(Full disclosure: I don't watch it anymore but I used to watch yearssss ago coz a friend was watching it)

These little kids at the pageants were made to wake up early and were dressed up and made to rehearse for hours before performing.

They were exhausted.

You know how the parents kept them awake?

Giving them straight up packets of sugar.

Cab used to do beauty pageants so I imagine the same kinda situation happened to him.

Packets of sugar to keep him awake and alert.

When he got older it wasn't enough. He was doing longer performances and stage shows and needed something stronger.

Other people in the industry show him their 'tricks'.

Sugar Sticks.

Cab overdid it a few times.

A normal sugar high has a bad crash, can you imagine the crashes when a Troll has had too much?

So Cab was sent to rehab.

Cab was not happy about this. 😡

The rest is history.

[lenoraah]

𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘯

pairing - marcus armstrong x wisconsin!reader

summary - reader was a pageant winner from two to eighteen before going to college to public speaking and becoming one of motorsport’s biggest content creators, interviewers and change makers. she and marcus have been dating for six months and she’s finally decided to bring him home to wisconsin for her eldest sister’s wedding

a/n - reader has several siblings, Abagail (27), Elijah (25), reader (22), Parker (17) and Shiloh (17). I wanted this to be written like short 300 word parts (like headcannons) but apparently I can’t write an imagine with short parts so probably this will be written into separate imagines. So this will be part.1 Also, not proof read. Also, I stressed so much over this so it’s probably shit. Sorry :)

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meeting the parents-

“Mom and Dad! Your favorite is home!”

“Is that always how you announce your appearance?”

“Duh, how else would they know that the wonder child is home?” Y/n teases and flips her hair at Marcus who rolls her eyes back at her in return.

Y/n raises her eyebrows at her boyfriend who is struggling to get all of their luggage through door. She scowls at him and reaches for the two bigger suitcases, easily pulling them into the foyer.

“What’s up with your game, Armstrong?” Y/n elbows him in the side and Marcus gives her a small yet loving glare.

As they walk through the foyer and into the living room, Marcus notices the pictures and paintings hanging on the wall.

Many of them are of the whole family but some of them are of either two or three of the siblings or of Y/n’s mom and dad or two of the kids with their parents.

Some of them, that catches Marcus’s eye, are of Y/n over the years in sparkly dresses and tiaras and sashes. There are two pictures next to each other, one of them is of Y/n as a toddler wearing a pale blue dress and a tiara sitting perfectly on her head. The other one is of her as a teenager wearing a red dress and a sash across her shoulder and another tiara resting on her head.

“Y/n! Sweetheart you’re home.” Y/n’s mom appears from the kitchen and engulfs her daughter in a hug.

“Hi Mom,” Y/n wraps her arms around her mother and smiles.

“Who is this young man?” Y/m/n pulls away from her daughter and looks at Marcus who gives her a shy smile.

Y/n grins proudly some for reason and laces her fingers with her boyfriend’s.

“Mom, this my boyfriend, Marcus. Marcus this the fire breathing dragon I’ve been telling you about.”

Her mother rolls her eyes and playfully smacks her daughter in the arm. Y/n opens her mouth in pain and exaggeration.

“It’s nice to meet you, Mrs. Y/l/n.” Marcus lets go of Y/n’s hand and holds it out for his girlfriend’s mother.

“Oh please, Mrs. Y/l/n is my mother-in-law. Call me Y/m/n,” Y/m/n smiles and surprises him by pulling him in a hug just like she did with Y/n.

Marcus hesitantly returns the gesture and looks at Y/n. She gives him a thumbs up and smiles while mouthing ‘good job’.

“Your father will be home in half an hour, make yourselves at home.” Y/m/n says after she lets out of Marcus.

“Will do Mom. Because this is my home,” That comment earns Y/n a smack on the back of her head as she walks towards the stairs.

Marcus tries the lug the luggage along but gets stopped by Y/m/n.

“Oh no, no, no. Y/d/n and her brother will get it. Just make yourself comfortable,” Marcus gets gently shoved towards the stairs.

“It’s alright, I’ll just bring them up to Y/n’s room.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, they boys can bring them up later.”

“No really it’s alright,”

“Marcus, really, you must be tired from-“

“Marcus, just listens to her. Come on,” Y/n motions to him and he hesitates.

“I’m just going- Thank you-“

“Just go,” Y/m/n nudges him on more time before he finally leaves.

The couple can be heard laughing like teenagers who have just sneaked back in from a house party.

“Hey, Y/n/n?”

“Yeah Mom,”

“He’s a cute one,”

“I know Mom, I know.”

[billieconway]

Full name: Sybil "Billie" Alba Soto-Conway

Nicknames: Billie

Age: 34

Star sign: Leo (August 5th)

Hometown: Macon, Georgia

Occupation: Paramedic

Pronouns/Gender: She/her, cis female

Time in town: 10 years

@aurorabayaesthetic

(trigger warning: this intro contains mentions of wildfires and spousal death, proceed with caution)

-born Sybil Alba Soto, birthday August 5th, Leo to a fault

- goes by Billie (rarely tells anyone her given first name)

-raised in Macon, Georgia and has a distinctive southern accent to this day in spite of the fact that she’s been in Aurora Bay for seven years

- has four brothers, is the only girl, big loud family (mostly republican, she doesn’t wanna talk about it)

- her mother, excited to finally have a daughter, put her in several ‘toddlers in tiaras’ sort of pageants (but got freaked out by the JonBenet Ramsey case, and never put Billie in a pageant again)

- had a very normal and happy childhood, was kind of a tomboy in her earlier years due to the amount of brothers (she is grateful for it, it made her very tough)

- was very miss americana and popular in high school; cheerleader, homecoming queen, most likely to suceed etc

-originally pursued a career in nursing, moving to los angeles to complete the nursing program at UCLA 

- during her final year, she veered into paramedic training after doing a week-long shadow of a paramedic for a research paper (she moved to Aurora Bay after graduation)

 - she met her future husband, Logan Conway (who was a firefighter), on a call during her first full week of work

- after two years of dating, the two of them had a small wedding in los padres national forest (billie was 26 at the time)

- by the time they were married, logan was working as a hotshot firefighter, specifically working in wildfires across the state

- almost five years ago, in a dry california summer filled with wildfires, logan lost his life while fighting a blaze in the los padres national forest after a freak wind shifted the fire and he was overcome by it 

- widowed at 30, billie remembers very little of the immediate aftermath of logan’s death -- only that she started laughing hysterically when the funeral director asked if she wanted him cremated (she did, but god, the irony)

- she took a year off of work after logan died, spending some time back in georgia with her family and spending some time in montana with his

- once she returned to being a paramedic (roughly 3 years ago) she joined the team at aurora bay fire department as their resident paramedic/ambulance driver, so she’s usually out on calls with them 

personality

- georgia peach all the way, billie is sweet but takes no bullshit (whiskey in a teacup sort of gal)

- feels and cares deeply from the heart, which is why she’s so good at her job (but can also be a downside because everything becomes personal)

- once you’re in her life, you’re there for good. she’s the kind of gal who remembers birthdays, your mama’s name, and what kind of dessert is your favorite and will always send thank you cards and read that book or watch that show that you told her about 

- she’s done a pretty effective job at trying to move her life through the loss of her husband, finally feeling like she’s making headway and going forward. has a morbid sense of humor about the whole thing. her heart still seizes up when she sees fire fighters running towards a blaze. very tough, but absolutely has her vulnerable moments and can be caught crying in the back of her ambulance from time to time

wanted connection:

- for the love of god this girl needs friends and people to lean on when she needs it, someone come drink wine on the back deck and look at the stars with her 

- maybe someone she met through a grief support group? 

- the one poor guy who has been/will be her first date since “getting back out there” 

- friends of her late husband (he was a Montana native but lived in Aurora Bay from the ages of 20-32)

- people she’s met from her college days 

- hiking buddy

- baseball game buddy

[paramorearchived]

June 29, 2011

Transcript:

didn't y'all hear?

 i'm pregnant again... SIKE

ughhh. second hand embarrassment for the whole twitter world and coming back here today to be with people who understand... *sniff sniff*

anyways, what's up everybody? good news! i'm feeling a heck of a lot better today than i have in a good while. still a little weary but i'll take that. been staying at my moms pretty much all week. i haven't done this since i was 18! needless to say, i've been a huge baby and totally taken advantage of the whole thing. and now, there's only a couple days before we're back out there with you guys. honestly, that's all the cure i need! gonna fix me right up. whew, can't wait!

well, this post isn't really to catch you up on much. of course, i missed the entire 4 days of practice so i can't say much about that other than i know the guys were stoked at how everything sounded. even though i wasn't there to top it off with my siqq voxxx. jokes... they don't need me anyhow... they always sound too good!

i just wanna know what you guys are up to, what you're into. new season of true blood? toddlers and tiaras? (vomit) what do you guys think about the new Taking Back Sunday record? just fill me in! What's the 411? Tell me everything! What's the hot gossip? What's the hot jams?

- momma h