#toddlers and tiaras

[classycookiexo]

Omg I’ll never look at this gif the same, may she rest in peace

[millythegoat]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Hope you @indomie-fried-noodle and my other mutuals also enjoying him 🥹🥹🥹

[marvelmaniac715]

One time before I was a teenager I was put on a very small dosage of steroids to combat a cold, and let me tell you, I was an emotional WRECK and I will certainly never do drugs. For the one week I was prescribed them, I:

Cried when someone told an objectively funny story

Yelled at my sister for never learning to drive

Binged Toddlers & Tiaras and Supernanny to yell at the parents as if they could hear me through my iPad

Broke down into tears when I didn't have enough gems to pay for an option in the game High School Stories

Essentially, I was very small and very angry, don't do drugs, kids XD. (Oh yeah and then there was the one time I was given morphine to combat some pain after an operation and I fell asleep in the middle of Despicable Me 2 and can't remember much else).

[jellybracelet]

i can't stop watching this show helppp

[wildestdreamcatcher]

The fact that "Toddlers and Tiaras" exists makes me feel so uncomfortable!! Those poor babies!!!

[lily-orchard-archives]

June 19, 2023

[tvthemesongs]

Toddlers & Tiaras intro

[msflamingo]

[universalroyaltypageant]

The beautiful and elegant Eden Martinez, Miss Universal Royalty® $1,000 winner😊✨👸🏻https://youtu.be/uvIAu9pfsI8

[marvelmaniac715]

This is a collection of random facts from my Chucky transfers his soul into a human at the end of Seed au that I couldn’t work into a fanfiction.

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Ever since the twins were babies, Chucky’s given them both then nicknames ‘little doll’ and ‘baby doll’, it drives both twins crazy because they can’t figure out why he calls them that, and he refuses to tell them (Glenda figures it out when they eventually work out that their dad was the Lakeshore Strangler, and I wrote a fic about that)

One summer Chucky took the twins on vacation to England because they begged to go there, he intended to take them for two months to tour the whole of the UK - he lasted four days in London before he needed to return to the United States for the sake of his mental health

Kai Barclay-Kincaid is essentially Chucky and Tiffany’s third child. Once Chucky got over the fact that Andy Barclay and Jade Kincaid are their parents he realised that Kai is a great kid who makes the twins really happy, and he gives them art lessons every once in a while

Since there were two adults in the house Tiffany decided to take a stab (pun very much intended) at acting, meaning that Chucky (who could work from home out of his home studio because he’s an artist) was the main person raising the twins and as a result he has a much closer bond with them

Glen’s a musical theatre geek and so far they’ve got their dad hooked on Phantom of The Opera, Into The Woods and Sweeney Todd. Their next goal is to make Chucky watch Twisted or The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (because they know that the Hatchetfield series would really appeal to Chucky)

Kai and the twins managed to convince Chucky to try and bury the hatchet (again, pun intended) with Jade and Andy, it worked with Jade (she and Chucky now have brunch every other Thursday to discuss their careers and their kids) but Chucky ‘playfully’ (as in, would murder if his children weren’t present) fights Andy, and this can range from arm wrestling to thumb wars (one time he got Andy in a headlock and Andy had to bite his way free)

As a kid, Glen would have nightmares that were triggered by either the English seaside or puppets (because, y’know, trauma…) and they’d wake up screaming in a British accent (Glenda had less doll memories so they were never that badly affected, but they shared Glen’s desire to visit England)

When Glenda’s feeling sad, they eat ice cream and watch (more like mock, but they still enjoy it) old Disney Channel Original Movies with their dad (Chucky can do an impression of Troy Bolton, it isn’t that bad…)

Chucky’s father was German and his mother was Gaelic, and on top of that he went to a Catholic Boy’s Home (just my head-canon) that taught him Latin and he’s actually pretty smart so he taught himself French and Spanish for fun when he was living on the street after escaping the Home, and he sometimes teaches the twins useful phrases in the various languages he knows

Chucky gives the twins what he calls ‘Street Smarts’ lessons where he shows them how to use various weapons, how to fight, how to disarm an opponent and how to get out of situations like drugged drinks at parties, it was during one of these lessons that he realised that (in his prime) he himself was one of the guys he warned his kids against socialising with, and he felt extremely guilty and embarrassed 

When the twins were young, Tiffany wanted to get them into acting so she could be more famous, and in response Chucky sat her down and made her watch an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and a recording of Gypsy the Musical that he’d found on Netflix. Tiffany immediately apologised for even suggesting the idea

You know how some parents just really hate a celebrity for no apparent reason? Well for Chucky it’s Hugh Grant, he has no idea why but he really wants to punch him in the face, and he gets unjustifiably angry whenever the actor pops up in a movie he’s watching 

The Ray-Tilly family goes all out for Halloween, Chucky and Tiffany see it as an outlet of sorts to make up for the fact that they’re unable to murder people, because they can still scare the living daylights out of people

Building on that, the entire family went in Addams Family inspired costumes for Halloween two years in a row (yes, Chucky and Tiffany were Gomez and Morticia, and yes, Glenda loved being Wednesday and they refused to take their costume off for a week)

Glenda’s in a rock band called The Vipers, Kai’s in it too but Glen prefers musicals to rock music but they very enthusiastically cheer on their sibling alongside their mother and father (Glenda pretends to be embarrassed but they secretly love their fan club)

Glen knows that they’ve got their dad hooked on a new musical when they hear him belting out one of the songs from the show in the shower very loudly (Chucky kills it at Music of The Night from Phantom)

[evillillad]

julie my beloved

[cringefaecompilation]

cassandra khaw writing this book like

[erikahenningsen]

😃🎥 - Regina HCs. Bonus points for if it's in the context of cadina bc I won't stop my mission for fuel

😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

It's the little things. Cady wearing Regina's lacrosse jersey to school on game days. Watching a movie that Regina has seen 5,000 times but she gets to experience for the first time again because Cady's never seen it. Curling Cady's hair before school dances or just because. The other mathletes practically dropping to the floor when Regina kisses Cady after a competition.

🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

I think Regina's mom went through a phase where she tried to turn Regina into a child actor but she did not take direction well so she's just randomly in an episode of Law & Order from 2013.

Emoji + character for a headcanon

[mosaicfangs]

I feel like I need to draw Anemone in the most disgusting Snooki Jersey Shore-type fit imaginable, it feels right for her somehow

The entire SeaWing royal family is in on the TV deal I think. The Real Princes Of Deep Palace type shit. History Channel """documentaries""" about the massacre and Albatross' ghost. Coral and Gill Plus 36? I'll stop

OH GOD NEMMY GOING ON THE SEAWING EQUIVALENT OF LIKE JERRY SPRINGER OR ELLEN TO ANNOUNCE SHE'S A LESBIAN-

[cynicaesura]

[angelsaxis]

Yes children should not be sexualized but there are some outfits that were designed exclusively with Sexy Adult Women in mind and putting something made entirely of strings and two pieces of actual fabric on a child is still Bad and idk why we can't have a conversation about this without people saying you're being the weird one for not liking outfits you'd expect on IG baddies to be on 3 year olds. Why are they sizing down IG baddie clothes. Before asking why an adult is rightly uncomfortable with the way some girls clothing looks ask yourself why these fashion companies are dead set on making girls clothes as small thin and revealing as possible (and why it's very clear they'd never dream of doing that with boys clothing)