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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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film backwards is milf. certainly on purpose

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hang in there. here’s some good news.

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nowhere else

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genuinely believe your top 3 the locked tomb women could say just so so much about you

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tiny death roll

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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wh. wha t was the gangnam style baby an ad for

I went to the trouble of downloading this so you wouldnt get spoiled by the youtube video title

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honestly speaking for myself i feel like having to claw your way up from the grave would be really cathartic and existentially meaningful. so like if anyone was considering kidnapping me and burying me alive i'm cool with it.

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Y’ALL THERE’S A CHOCOLATE GUY IN CHINA TOO

His name is Kris Zhaokai (kris_zhaokai on Xiaohongshu/Red Note) and his creations are incredible

Imagine what he and Amaury Guichon could create together terrifying

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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