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some harrowhark fanart i'm proud of

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as an american i don’t like america and won’t defend it from its detractors unless they’re coming for free refills or garbage disposals in which case you sound jealous

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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Sylvia's stronger than me because if Roxanne walked through my door I would have been too distracted to hear her insult me

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reblog to stir prev occasionally

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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

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how does hard drive never fucking miss

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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Statue of Freddie Mercury

Montreux, Switzerland

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A delicacy in my culture

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My husband plays this game he calls “king of the cats” where he tries to hold all 3 of our boys at once… today he was successful

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couples cosplay idea

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ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head