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kennydennys · 5 years ago
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What I’ve gathered about Luigis Mansion 3 characters based on what I’ve heard on discord and tumblr, along with just my General Impression™️:
Hellen: I think she owns the hotel? She’d probably kill me without a second thought. I’d let her.
King Boo: I know this one! Big boi, absolute unit, absolute bastard. Dunno what role he plays in the game but he’s very cute and I like him.
Luigi: The best brother, do NOT @ me I don’t take criticism.
Gooigi: Goo Luigi??? I have no idea what the hell his deal is but he looks like Luigi if he was made of jello.
E. Gadd: Okay so I have no goddamn clue what’s up with this dude. I think he’s the dude who gave Luigi the fancy ghosty machine? Mostly cuz he looks like a scientist. Also he looks a little bit like a very young Dr. Robotnik.
Polterpup: PUBBY!!! GHOST PUBBY!!! I LOVE HIM!
Goobs: Kinda like the Goombas of ghosts? Like, basic enemy, but kinda the Trademark™️ one? Also they’re very cute and I love them a lot.
Hammers: They look like Anger from inside out.
Oozers: These mfs look like the oogie boogie man got deflated like a balloon.
Slinkers: Purble bois? They have two little tail things so that’s neat. Definitely gremlin energy. I vibe with that.
Trappers: I know nothing about them other than that they’re orange.
Steward: He’s a bellhop. And he’s just doing his best. Probably overworked and underpaid. Twink supreme. He’s cute and I like him.
Chambrea: Looks kinda like a really nice mom, but I know she tries to kick the player’s ass so maybe not quite.
Kruller: (To the tune of “Pompeii”) Paul Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Paul Blart Mall Cop Paul Paul Blart Mall Cop-
Soulfflé: Probably French? Not really sure. Would sell your soul to Satan for one corn chip.
Amadeus Wolfgeist: He makes the classical musician in me really really happy. “No talk me I’m angy.” Is literally just trying to play the piano and be dead in peace but Luigi exists so he goes apeshit. Which, yknow, understandable. Twink.
MacFrights: Medieval king kinda theme? He’s absolutely a manlet, reminds me a little of the Burger King mascot but with more beard.
Dr. Potter: Like Chambrea, I’d assume that he’s just a nice old man trying to do his thing if he wasn’t one of the bosses. I like his gnome/plant aesthetic. Cottagecore but more goth.
Morty: BABEY!!! I LOVE HIM!!! This man has never done anything wrong in his entire life. He just wants to do his goddamn movie stuff. Let him. 11/10, good to hug, friend shaped.
Ug: Ghost hulk.
Clem: Am odd mix between a redneck, an engineer, and a steampunk. Bastard energy, I stan him.
Serpci: Hooohhghhghh... pretty snake lady,,,, Based on an Egyptian pharaoh, maybe? Either way she’s really pretty n I would like to hold her hand.
Nikki, Lindsey, and Ginny: Gremlin energy. Would play pranks on anyone unfortunate enough to let them out of their sights.
Captain Fishook: Shark!!! Pirate shark. @spinesgay likes him because he’s a shark.
Johnny Deepend: A high school jock who never quite grew out of it. Would probably ask you to play water polo and then spike the ball so hard it sends your head flying off when it inevitably hits you in the face.
DJ Phantasmagloria: Ok so first off: her name makes my ADHD go “hey WHAT?” She seems fun though. Probably the femme lesbian who knows every bit of drama that everyone else has, but makes nothing known about herself. I’d jam with her.
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roidespd-blog · 6 years ago
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Chapter Fourteen : G AS IN GAY
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GAY… MEN ?
It is quite hard to tackle what gay is exactly as it looks simple enough but the specifics are way more complex. If I use it as an umbrella term, it covers men, women, trans men and trans women who happens to identify with this sexual orientation. Easy then. But the term “gay” was rejected by many lesbian women who wanted to forge an identity on their own aside from the shadows of homosexual men. So today, you can come out as a ‘gay woman’ but never use the word because it is still too broad and tight to people who are not exactly you and have more privileges. Also, and that’s the really interesting thing about it , the word gay has been favored by homosexual men most of all when describing their sexual orientation. And since I’m trying to cover everyone, I think it’s quite inevitable I begin dissecting what’s closest to one category. Consider this article about Gay Men — sorry, everyone else. You did or will get your due.
SEMANTICS
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The word “Gay” is an english word which made its appearance in the 12th century. It comes from the very old french word “Gai”. “Gai” meant joyful, carefree or bright and showy. A meaning that was incorporated its english counterpart with the now famous Gay Nineties of late 19th century. Gay became a synonym of Homosexual in the 20th century. That’s when it got real sexual. Although to be fair, in certain circles, it was already the case, as someone gay could mean “addicted to pleasures and dissipations”.
One of my favorite movies of all time, Bringing Up Baby (1938) with the exquisite Katharine Hepburn, seems to be the first film to use “gay” in reference to homosexuality. Cary Grant is forced to wear a woman’s feather-trimmed robe when his clothes are sent to the cleaners. To that he says “I just went gay all of a sudden!”. And believe me, he was not in a carefree mood.
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The earliest paper trail of the use of gay as homosexuals comes from Alfred A. Gross who said something so vile, I cannot NOT share it with you (as it shows how the world perceived, perceive and keep making us perceive ourselves) : “I have yet to meet a happy homosexual. They have a way of describing themselves as gay but the term is a misnomer. Those (…) are about the saddest people I’ve ever seen”.
If you really go into the specifics of what gay and straight mean, you see the world’s perspective of those “life choices”. Straight means seriousness, respectability, moral. Gay means uninhibited lifestyles and hedonistic values. And I’m not even gonna mention all the euphemisms that were created after the word gay. I already did in a previous article.
GAY AS AN IDENTITY
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Gay as an “identity” is not something that is embraced by all. Some find it too clinical, focused more on the physical actions of one rather than his romantic feelings. Some rejects it because they see the undesirable cultural connotations and still-current negative slang usage of the word. Some loathes because it sounds too limited and box-like. I find it too broad and unfair to the rest of the community. Gay was for so long everyone in the community in the eyes of the general public. Because men were the most flamboyant and out there for so long, they overshadowed the rest of their brothers and sisters and appropriated the word for themselves, forcing the slow built of the acronym L G B T Q + (One letter at a time). As usual, men (as homosexual as they were) weren’t gonna let space for anyone else. Now, everything “gay” is a direct reference to homosexual men. A gay bar is mostly directed at bars with men. But let’s be real for a second. As GAY MEN, it is quite hard to forge ourself a proper “identity” with this word as its use has been turn so much against us.
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“That’s so gay” This pejorative usage had its origins in the late 1970, as homosexuality was seen (ahah, “was”) as inferior or undesirable. it is still a common phrase for people nowadays. I honestly can’t stand it. EVEN gay people use it and I’m not even sure they grasp the irony of their words. It harms the community by using a common phrase that spreads casual homophobia. Don’t do that, it’s LAME (see, another way to say things. Isn’t it nice?)
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Gay is not an identity. If you are a gay man, or an homosexual man (whatever the term you want to call yourself), you are describing your sexual orientation. Though it is part of your identity, you have a lot more to publicly claim that your love for cock — and if you can only define yourself as a cocksucker, well you’re more narrow than my top, almost-never-bottomed asshole.
“HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GAY YOU WERE ?”
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PINK TRIANGLE
It is commonly accepted that a gay man needs to walk a certain way (or “funny”), talk a certain way (or “girly”) and dress a certain way (or “colorful” which can also describe their personalities). As television and cinema were slowly opening up to the idea of homosexuality, it was shown that a man who loves other man had to show it in every way possible. Be gayer that gay. What’s the point of all your fuss if we, straight people, can’t even recognize you ? The truth is, as I’ve said earlier, gay is not an identity. If you happen to be a homosexual, you identity traits should not be affected by it. Unfortunately, we are a group in constant renewal as we are not born into our community but later join it (or not). And since the world has mostly denied us existence, the only basic structure we have is the simplistic binary heterosexual perception the world has of us. The colorful ones.
Matt Bomer is gay. Liberace was gay. Do you see any specific identity traits between the two of them, beside their sexuality ? 
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That doesn’t mean you can’t cultivate your feminine traits, be flamboyant and fabulous. But just like everything else, you need to be sure that you have this inside of you because it is you, not because you adapted to the heterosexual gaze. And that’s just the idea of gayness that has been cultivated by society in general. I now want to talk about the idea of gayness inside the “gay community” (by that I mean gay men).
2. GAY TRIBES
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As I was researching the different gay tribes that a gay man can belong to (I don’t know then all by heart since I refuse to adhere to them in any away — although as a younger man I described myself as a bear trapped in the body of a twink), I immediately landed on an article from Fast Company called “An Illustrated Guide to Recognizing Your Gay Stereotypes”. The article was talking about the work of illustrator Paul Tuller who was “reclaiming and celebrating” the archetypes of the gay community. That made my blood boil into supernova-like temperature.
Among those illustrations were the following clichés :
The Bear (a husky, large man with a lot of body hair) The Twink (a typically younger, thinner, gay man with little or no body hair) The Twunk (a young gay man who had the face of a twink and the physique of a hunk — jesus…) The Otter (a typically thinner, hairier gay man) The Drag Queen (that is a JOB. Do you even understand your community ? shut the fuck up)
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There’s also : the Daddy (a man who is usually middle-aged and had a more dominant personality) the Jock (a gay man with an athletic build who typically enjoys sports) the Geek (a gay man with deep and enthusiastic knowledge of one or more hobbies, activities, professional fields or intellectual pursuits) the Poz (someone who is HIV positive… ) the Discreet (a gay man who is not out) the Clean-Cut (that’s a way of grooming!) the Rugged (that’s ALSO a way of grooming!) The Leather (it’s not an identity itself since it refers to a sexual fetish but whatever)
Those are terms that you can find to describe yourself on dating apps like Grindr (you can only choose one, three if you pay premium access).
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Gay man, do you recognize yourself in these ? Off course you do. You can even associate those terms at will and make a comprehensive description of the image you have of yourself and/or the one you want others to have of you. Unfortunately, we are never going to advance as a community and a movement if we keep trying to put our own in little boxes. I do not want someone to come over to me and assume that because I look young and I’m somewhat thin, he gets to fantasize about me or be interest in talking to me because I’m a twink. I don’t want to put into the world that I’m in pursuit of a Daddy Bear with Leather interest ! That’s offensive and reductive. Why are you willing to do to ourselves what others do to us ? Don’t you see that the 50-year old cliché of the Fabulous Gay with pink feathers coming out of his ass is just the grandfather of “The Tale of the Bear and the Otter” ? (just made up that name, I need to make a children’s book out of this). I honestly think that tribes inside a tribe are the most counterproductive artifacts a person can face and it kills the individuality one can have. That’s just my opinion.
I haven’t even talked out the body issues that comes with the fact that you are gay.
This is what you’re supposed to look like :
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That’s the picture perfect image most gay men are looking for on dating apps. To some, if you don’t look like that, you’re not even worth looking at. I mean, I already talked about racism on another article, but this is different. This is what a young 16 year-old think is supposed to be desirable. That’s the goal. Sweet boy, most people don’t look like that. I have fat. I have a little belly. I’m not okay with it but I can’t really fight it. I also believe that the gay community, NOT society, gave me the impression that my body was not enough to be considerable good looking. Sure, I’m cute. But hot ? Never felt that way. If I was a heterosexual man, I do believe that I would not be subjected to that much scrutiny from my sexual partners. And if I feel like that, I’m sure I’m not the only one.
So, “How did you know what kind of gay you were” ?
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Young gay boy, you don’t need archetypes to define what kind of gay you are. You need to define what kind of human you are and the rest will follow. Don’t fit into a category put together by the community just like, previous to that situation, you decided not to fit into the category society wanted to put you in (aka straight). It took me years to know that. Build an independent spirit that is not polluted by pre-conceived notions of gayness. I hope you let yourself grab that opportunity too.
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kookiekeys · 8 years ago
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A List of 101 Jungkook/Jimin Recommendations
Since I began reading Jungkook/Jimin stories early last year, I’ve tried to keep track of all the ones that left a lasting impression. Unfortunately, I most definitely have missed out on other amazing stories that I have either not read or have not been able to recall (a lot of the ones on Tumblr I’ve unfortunately got no way of digging out of my 20,000+ likes). Regardless, I hope you find something in this list :) (List is in no particular order, and I’ve tried to include summaries as provided by the authors themselves. Also, please read the tags accordingly, as the list includes stories covering a wide array of topics)
Start a Riot by chihiro (Rating: E)
- Jeongguk and Jimin have been at this for a long time. The only difference now is that Jimin has grown up and Jeongguk sees no reason why he shouldn't have what he has wanted since a long damned time.
sweet like honey by graseun (Rating: M)
- we've been making shades of purple out of red and blue
Nowhere We Can Really Be Free by bangswing (Rating: E)
- Jeongguk is awakened to the supernatural walking beside him, wearing an ugly sweater and the sweetest smile.
Mine for the Taking by staycute1234 (Rating: M)
- Alpha Jungkook wants to mate Omega Jimin, but Jimin likes to play hard to get.
practiced by wordcouture (Rating: M)
- the fans have another thing comin'--but speaking of coming...
that spin i’m in by wordcouture (Rating: T)
- Open your mind, let your fantasies unwind. Welcome to the Moulin Rouge.
Blow Me Like Your French Horn by ohdizzy (Rating: T)
- In which Jimin undergoes a transformation from Cinnamon Roll to Sinnamon Roll and Jeongguk is a little too competitive, a little too tsundere, and a little bit too moony-eyed for his own good. “i see that you adore playing your loud ass trumpet at random moments in the middle of the night, well fyi i happen to be a master at the French horn so fuck u i challenge you to a brass off” AU
i guess you say (what can make me feel this way) by jungkooks hyung (Rating: T)
- in which jimin works at a country club at the pool and jungkook is a member
Rain All Day and I Don’t Mind by jams_and_suga (Rating: T)
- Jimin and Jungkook spend a rainy morning together. Inspired by the song "Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson
Sorry But I Need to Have You by eightninetwo (Rating: T)
- Jeongguk's never one to back down from a dare. But when said dare involves making out with Park Jimin, Jeongguk finds himself wanting it to be more than just that.
my only wish this year by atechamcham (Rating: G)
- jeongguk won't be back for the holidays, and that's fine with jimin. but on christmas morning he wakes up to a text saying he's got a present under his tree.
tying the knot by empressium (Rating: E)
- it's kind of a big fucking deal
star boards by wordcouture (Rating: T)
- "You should never dream about finding true love." "Why not?" "Because once you find it, the only thing that's left is heartbreak."
Little Pieces by Jikookiejar (Rating: Not Rated)
- My Jikook ficlets from Tumblr
lemme hear you beg for it by fatal (Rating: E)
- jeongguk's always been a tease, you'd think jimin would have caught on by now.
Who Let His Boyfriend Be so Fucking Hot? by Halottie (Rating: Not Rated)
- “I woke up early so we can have some fun before you have to go to class.” Jeongguk flashes him a sleepy smile, “I love you.” “I know.”
just one chance to make me blush by ninagum (Rating: M)
- Sometimes love is just a hand to hold and someone to listen.
i like how desperate you seem (in the way you look at me) by fatal (Rating: E)
- packs merge all the time. it's survival. jimin knows that, but what he's not prepared for is the attention he's getting from a certain jeon jeongguk, the alpha's son.
Picture Me With You by novilunar (Rating: E)
- Dealing with being in the same class as his favourite camboy is not an easy task for Jungkook
sugar, we're going down swinging by aborescent (Rating: T)
- modernsherlock!au - The first time Jeon Jungkook meets Park Jimin, the other boy is dissecting what looks like a penis.
Relax, Don’t Do It by yoongidontdoit (Rating: E)
- Jeongguk likes to party. Jeongguk likes to party hard. When he wakes up half naked in a Denny's parking lot, for the third time, he decides to commit to something for once and swear to be completely straight-edge for a full 90 days. That includes no partying, no late nights, and absolutely no sex. Easy until Jimin decides to crash land, literally, into his life.
talking body by empressium (Rating: E)
- "I'm a big fan of your work, author-nim"
Him by PinkBTS (Rating: M)
- “I mean a muse,” explained Yoongi, eyes traveling to Hoseok. “Someone that makes you feel the shots. Not only take them.”Jeongguk snorted. “You’re just whipped.” “Maybe,” agreed Yoongi, winking. “But it works.”
love exposure by pettey (Rating: E)
- “You’re in love with my brother. Do you know what he does?” “He dances.” In which Jeongguk is a soon-to-be journalist with a camera and Jimin lives in nightclubs, sort of.
officially by wordcouture (Rating: M)
- Jungkook usually fucks his interviews up the ass, figuratively speaking of course. Except for this one time when he literally did.
You're My Achilles Heel by miskeen (Rating: E)
- Jungkook just likes the taste of Jimin's cock in his mouth
nothing will be bigger than us by busan_brat (Rating: T)
- A fucking hypocrite, that's who Jimin is. A fucking hypocrite who makes sure that Jungkook is alive and as well as anybody can be in this concrete jungle made of too many broken dreams and too little hope.
Blooming Period by yourcupoftae (Rating: T)
- Jungkook learned, after years of studying them through his camera lenses, that flowers always flourished to their most beautiful blossoms right before they withered.
Ears by Usui (Rating: E)
- Jimin has been going through a dry spell. Taehyung decides the best way for him to get laid is dressing as a sexy cat for Halloween. Jimin meets Jungkook, a guy armed with bad cat puns who definitely approves of the costume.
listen to my heartbeat (it's calling you at its own will) by poplolli (Rating: T)
- Park Jimin has fluffy sweaters, green glasses, chubby cheeks and a smile what could make flowers grow. Jeon Jeongguk has Reputation (with capital R), a motorcycle, way more black leather jackets than necessary and a Secret (with capital S). And may or may not, Jeon Jeongguk has a teeny tiny Crush, too. (It's really tiny though, the capital C must be a mistake, okay.)
You Left This Here by RoxasJinsei (Rating: M)
- Red eyes, a shade or so deeper than blood, make Jimin's body freeze, a shudder racking his frame when a slow smirk makes it's way across the man's face.
I Promise, I Promise. Calm Down. by RoxasJinsei (Rating: T)
- Jungkook meets Youngbae, Jimin's charge. He likes him. Jungkook also meets Jimin's neighbors. He doesn't like them.
In the Line of Fire by bubbleteafics (Rating: E)
- For some reason, Jimin was everyone's favorite target.
A God's Star by TheHalesNyx (Rating: E)
And Back Again by novilunar (Rating: E)
- Jimin wishes he could stay away from Jungkook
underdressed and oversexed by gangbang (Rating: E)
- jungkook just needs the money. it’s kind of unfortunate jimin happens to be the porn star he's jacked off to for the past three years.
Flower Talk by soranosuzu (Rating: G)
- Jimin works in a flower shop and Jungkook is a delivery boy who drives a pastel pink van.
Captain Cuddles by goog (Rating: M)
- In which Taehyung learns that he is not entitled to call Jeongguk 'Captain Cuddles'.
Track one: I love you by dalliancee (Rating: T)
- Just way too close, just by the fingertips — and only by the fingertips. That's all they will ever be.
you're intoxicating (I can't stop) by astrochild (Rating: T)
- and what a strange love this is.
Dream Maker by graesun, Polkari Seuta (VeritasEtVita) (Rating: M)
- Oh, dream maker, you heartbreaker / wherever you're going, I'm going your way. Several days in the lives of Jimin and Jungkook living off instant ramen and lots of kisses.
check one two by gangbang (Rating: E)
- for the first time ever, camboy jimin has a couple of guests on his show. or: Local Twink Gets Fucked Hard and Raw by Two Hotties.
Hate the way I don't hate you by blt_prf (Rating: T)
- 10 things Jimin hates about the new kid in his dancing team.
Varsity by Noona (Rating: E)
- In which Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook are rivals.
Baby, Take Care of Me by rapmonstsr (Rating: M)
- Jeongguk wants to protect Jimin.
wet by wowoashley (Rating: T)
- Jimin’s arms flex as he pulls the top off and tosses it to the side, and Jungkook feels the sudden need to sit down. It’s suddenly too hot. He needs a drink. He needs something.
i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking by decompositionbooks (Rating: T)
- Jungkook tries to figure Jimin out with Yoongi's trademarked "What Your Drink Says About You" alcohol psychoanalysis.All he knows is that Jimin likes fruity little drinks.
Web of lies by untrueee (Rating: M)
- Weaving a web of lies I can see it in your eyes Jimin is a liar and a spy, but that's why Jungkook loves him.
Boy You Belong To Me by rapmonstsr (Rating: M)
- When Jimin tries out for the cheer leading squad, he doesn't expect to be humiliated in front of the entire football team. He certainly didn't expect to get closer to the handsome star fullback, Jeon Jeongguk, but it seemed his senior year was beginning to become a series of unfortunate events.
Mizu by renaihyung (Rating: T)
- Jungkook and Jimin grew close in high school through their swimming club. Eventually, both swimmers developed feelings for one another, but it isn’t as easy as one may think. Jungkook is incapable of voicing or showing his emotions, and he isn't sure why. When high school ends and the couple split, never getting further than lingering touches in terms of their relationship thanks to Jungkook’s doing, it’s no shock that Jungkook regrets his decisions every day after Jimin has left. All he has is the swimming competitions to somehow bring him closer to the boy he loves.
Move Your Body by novilunar (Rating: M)
- Jimin has nothing on his mind but practice, and Jungkook has ways of getting into places he shouldn't be. The dance department of Jimin's university is one of them.
if i get in, i just might drown by fatal (Rating: E)
- fucking jimin has always been jeongguk's favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.
Hamartia by chihiro (Rating: M)
- Jimin mistakes Jeongguk for a siren and makes a promise to him he is not prepared to face the consequences of.
The Bet by jonghyunslisterine (Rating: T)
- Where Jeon Jungkook makes a bet that he can get the notoriously single Park Jimin to sleep with him by the end of the semester.Needless to say, things don't go exactly as planned.
Paths by novilunar (Rating: T)
- Jimin is the son of an inn keeper, Jungkook is an adventurer. They make it work.
Gods & Monsters by rapmonstsr (Rating: M)
- Jimin is not entirely human. Jungkook is a ghoul hunter. And someone is pulling the strings behind a curtain.
you're a hard soul to save with an ocean in the way (but i'll get around it) by namakemono (Rating: T)
- Jimin has the whole ocean at his fingertips, but for some reason he can't help but look up to where the humans are, and wonder what it’s like to be part of their world. (or: the Little Mermaid AU that no one asked for)
Training Wheels by jeonify (Rating: G)
- everything starts when jeongguk moves over, and jimin teaches him to ride a bike. everything ends when kim taehyung moves over, and jeongguk abandons his bicycle. +“they say that if you watch the sunset on that hill for 31 consecutive days, your unrequited love will be reciprocated.”
the waiting game by bonnia (Rating: E)
- It’s a waiting game. Jimin knows that Jungkook doesn’t have to come back, but with every little touch, every time Jungkook does, and every time Jungkook lies down right next to him, pressed up close, torturously warm and smelling like cigarette smoke and cologne, Jimin can’t help but feel like he could — would — wait years just for Jungkook to come back to him again. (Or: In which Jimin is a prostitute and Jungkook is his favourite customer.)
I Don’t Need a Map My Heart Points Me to You by busantanboys (Rating: T)
- “Well,” He paused for effect, throwing a wicked smile Jungkook’s way before continuing, “I’d like you a whole lot better if you’d untie me, sweet cheeks.” “Sorry, no can-do, sunshine. Cap’n’s orders. Looks like you're stuck with me.” - (In which Jeon Jungkook is enamored with tiny, pirate, Park Jimin.)
When You Look Here by jimjamgguk (Rating: E)
- In which Jungkook and Jimin are paired together for an assignment. Stuff happens.
flashing lights (you've got me faded) by bonnia (Rating: E)
- getting married to the heir of his father's rival company, multi-billionaire-playboy-sexgod jeon jungkook in a bout of drunken insanity and consequently being forced into a fake relationship with said asshole, is Very Low on jimin's bucket list. (actually, it doesn't even make the list.) but, jimin would grudgingly admit, at least the sex is good. (actually, the sex is better than good. but you didn’t hear that from him.)
yankee doodle by Hurley (Rating: E)
- Jimin’s fourth relationship is with a guy who wore a policeman uniform to happy hour at the local bar. (aka the fic where Jimin likes older guys.)
Soft Times by rapmonstsr (Rating: M)
- Jeongguk takes care of his Jiminie.
once upon a timeshare by namakemono (Rating: M)
- Jungkook is in desperate need of a vacation, but spending two weeks in Namjoon and Hoseok’s timeshare in Okinawa with his recently separated ex of three years was probably (definitely) not what he had in mind.
Glass Diamonds by GinForInk (Rating: E)
- Jungkook accidentally fires his skateboard through the window of a dance studio.
warm me up (with your lips) by graesun (Rating: E)
- Jungkook feels like maybe it should be a bigger deal that most of the population chooses a lifelong mate before they turn twenty-five. But truth be told, Jungkook has always been a sucker for love stories--for the story of his parents finding each other at eighteen and nineteen, for the promise of belonging to somebody, for the legends – old stories of alpha, beta, and omega instincts finding the one without any effort at all. Jungkook had been sure of his own hopeful love story not long after he met Jimin, the both of them imprinting on each other while Jungkook was still too shy to say more than a few stuttered words to him. It’s been a long time coming. And Jungkook can’t wait for them to finally belong to each other.
I’m Not Sorry by bananacookies (Rating: Not Rated)
- Jungkook never would've expected a text from a stranger to turn out like this.(A story in which Jungkook's lonely, Jimin's a sweetheart, and Yoongi's the cat)
Perfect by miskeen (Rating: E)
- jimin and jungkook get ready to go out. eventually
hypnotic (you got me talking in my sleep) by ninagum (Rating: M)
- Jungkook plucks off the icicles around Jimin's heart, one at a time, despite the continuous blizzard.
i am a good good boy by narrowrule (Rating: E)
- The ideal couple. Jimin was short and soft in all the ways Jeongguk was tall and hard. The stuff of highly rated KBS dramas, Taehyung supposed. Until recently.aka taehyung stumbles upon (more like into) the true dynamics of his best friend's relationship ft. power bottom jimin, eager to please jeongguk and thirsty taehyung
When the Sun Goes Down by rapmonstsr (Rating: M)
- “Yeah? You must feel like a god right now.” Jeongguk glances out to Gangnam’s sparkling nightlife and hums in agreement. At least Jimin is aware. “What does that make you?” OrJeongguk is a sad rich boy who falls in love with his best friend.
crush(ed) by fatal (Rating: M)
- jimin's been lost for so long, he's forgotten what it feels like to be found.
Rubies for a King by TheHalesNyx (Rating: E)
- Prompt: Twenty years ago, Jimin's father struck a deal with Jungkook, the dragon to ensure that the crown will remain in the family. Twenty years later, Jungkook has come to claim his prize.In return for Jimin’s life, his health, in return for an heir to the company throne, Jimin’s father had made a deal with a dragon.
Sleepy Cuddles by jimin_to_my_ship_we_got_kookies (Rating: G)
- Jungkook just needs his cuddle buddy back in bed.
100% success rate by bonnia (Rating: T)
- Legend has it, that whenever Kim Taehyung unleashes the ;) face, things do not bode well for Jeon Jungkook. But legend also has it, that Jeon Jungkook has a penchant for making terrible decisions. (or: in which jungkook has a crush the size of manhattan, taehyung is his alleged wingman, and jimin is only wilfully oblivious)
you make my heart saur by sugrpill (Rating: M)
- "'I gotta go.” “Go where?” Taehyung asks as he settles back into the couch, admiring his new ink. “Do someone,” Jimin says cheekily as he rises, clambering over Taehyung's legs. Taehyung shoots up, back straight, eyes pleading. “Don't fuck Jeongguk.'” (In which Jimin goes out looking for a hook-up, and they both get a little surprise.)
Guilty Pleasures by jimin_to_my_ship_we_got_kookies (Rating: G)
- Everyone's got a guilty pleasure, some sweeter than others.
Bloom by mnsg (Rating: T)
- Jimin has a soft spot for Jeongguk the size of Jupiter and it’s hard not to take advantage of that, sometimes. Especially when Jimin looks so good and sweet and happy Jeongguk could just…eat him.
if i can be with you by goldenhearts (Rating: Not Rated)
- collection of shorter stories originally posted on tumblr (@springjeon)
You Read Me Like a Book by dyegu (Rating: T)
- The university library has really really tall bookshelves, which kinda sucks for someone who's short like Jimin.
could you stop being so high up, please? by dyegu (Rating: T)
- If someone wants a kiss, someone is going to have to stop being so freaking high up.
Park and Recreations by miskeen (Rating: E)
- Jimin and Jungkook play laser tag. It's pretty much a fight to the death
Cuddling Misadventures by nutterbutterbisquit (Rating: M)
- Jimin wakes up in the middle of the night to give Jungkook the wake-up call he's wanted since they started sleeping (literally) with each other.
longing: a yearning desire by NaHe (Rating: T)
- The first words a person’s soulmate will say to them appears on their left wrist on the day of their 18th birthday. Unless, of course, their soulmate has passed away. Jungkook was a 21 year old with a blank wrist.
your body is a place to stay by jonghyunslisterine (Rating: T)
- In which Jungkook juggles a five-year-old daughter, Jimin the pretty bookstore employee, and coworkers who like to tease him too much.
Just a joke by pastelrainbows (Rating: G)
- Jeongguk pranks jimin. Jimin is not amused.
numbers by memechele (Rating: T)
- jungkook loves his job: after all, being a cashier in 7/11 isn't exactly rocket science, and it pays well. He starts to love it even more though, when the christmas exhibition a mere 25 metres away from the store gets a new santa, and jungkook has the best seat to ogle him. or jimin is the new santa in jungkook's local mall, and jungkook ends up on jimin's lap on christmas eve.
Share a kiss with me tonight by Themboybandsthough (Rating: Not Rated)
- It's a social experiment
drop our anchors in a storm by merrimint (Rating: M)
- In which Jimin and Jeongguk's last night together before Jeongguk has to leave for the military results in nine months worth of stress and the consumption of a frankly ridiculous amount of chocolate covered strawberries.
Of course, it had to be you by Rose_gold715 (Rating: T)
- Park Jimin is an Omega wolf who simply wants to find a mate who will accept him. Jeon Jungkook is a mysterious, devastatingly handsome Alpha who confuses Jimin.
promise rings by cupidsus (Rating: E)
- cliche friends with benefits problems with slight twists of some sort
Practicality by rapmonstsr (Rating: T)
- Jungkook manages to piss off his crush and Secret Santa all in one go.
hit me (with your best shot) by happy_tokki (Rating: G)
- The first time they meet, Jeongguk hits him with a snowball. And that is how it all begins.
Won’t Let You Sink by jikookie (Rating: M)
- Jungkook considers it his life mission to make sure his boyfriend doesn't let the stress and pressure get to him. Based on when Jimin lost his part in Autumn Leaves to Tae. Jungkook taking care of his precious boyfriend who is always there for him. With just a tiny bit of smutty goodness.
All the Way Home I’ll Be Warm... by Anonymous (Rating: T)
- Lately, it seemed like Jungkook was always running. Running to work, running to the gym, running from gallery opening to gallery opening, trying to network and make a name for himself in this city, and currently, tonight, running very, very late to catch the last train home for Christmas.
White T-shirt and Brown Timberlands by Rose_gold715 (Rating: G)
- Jimin is filing for divorce after eight years with Jungkook. He needs to let go, and yet, he wants to hold on a little longer.
Well Done! by annafeu (Rating: E)
- Running low on provisions to last them through the winter, wolf-pack leader Jungkook captures an unsuspecting rabbit to have for his Christmas dinner.
Return with the Tides by baepsaeved (Rating: T)
- Jimin has been to six different worlds, but he ends up falling in love with a boy from his hometown.
Metallic by snarcsics (Rating: E)
- Jimin is an elegant killer, he’s sweet and careful and he makes every slice feel like hell. Jungkook learns from him, watches him, moans out with him when Jimin’s eyes flutter in satisfaction at the agonized muffled screams he receives with every glide of Jungkook’s kitchen knife.
baby you got devotion in every little motion by automatic_dick (Rating: E)
- jimin's six months pregnant when his boyfriend leaves him: unemployed, nothing in savings, three months from having a second mouth to feed. he gets a job getting fucked. can't be that bad. he's been getting fucked over his whole life, might as well get paid for it.
In some cases, I’ve had to shorten summaries a little bit. Please let me know if that is not acceptable and would like that changed.
If there are any errors, or if you have any recommendations for a better way to organize this, let me know!
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