#toddlermoment

[hollymarlow]

It was so sweet, I almost didn't want to correct her! ☺️ . #rabbit #yearoftherabbit #funnythingskidssay #toddlermoments #throwback #flashback #memories #parenthumor #parentinghumor #parentingwithhumor #parenthumour #parentinghumour #parentingwithhumour #humour #humor #momhumor #mumhumour #momhumour #parentingmemes #parenting #lol https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnwvi6mMlqb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rebeleden]

Taking our 2.5 year old for a haircut🥹❤️ #family #dayinmylife #toddlermo...

[myownjewelized]

#surgicalsteeljewelry #toddlerholidaygifts #toddlergirlgift #toddlerboygift #toddlermoment #toddlerfashions #toddlerstyles https://www.instagram.com/p/CIg6H1esZSr/?igshid=139c8xvcmjmda

[lifewithpiper]

When you wake up from your nap looking like this! The sad part is both Darryl and I second guessed removing that book before her nap. #parentingishard #toddlermoment #whogave her a pen.

[misteraprints]

“She makes the day brighter. She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.” Photographs provide snapshots of a memory that last a lifetime. Photographs that you, your family and your future family will always enjoy. Think of those precious photographs that you have or wish you had. Be the one that secures your family history by booking your professional photography session. #toddlerlife #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerstyle #toddlerfun #toddlerootd #toddlerhood #toddlermodel #toddlersofig #toddlerplay #toddlergirl #toddleractivity #toddleryears #toddlermoments #toddleroutfit #letthembelittle #mumssupportingmums #mumsofessex #colchestermumsandbabies #colchesterbabyphotographer #colchester #mumlife #mumlifeuk #essex #toddlersmiles #toddlergirl #toothy #babysmiles #happytoddlerplaytime #partytime #toddlerparty #partyphotography (at Colchester, Essex) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaSrZP7oYhl/?utm_medium=tumblr

[4mumy]

You're standing in line at the grocery store and your toddler has to touch everything within reach. People are giving you looks and you're just too darn tired to do or say anything. So many toddlers can't stand still and also have a bite-sized attention span. They are like little bees. hopping from flower to flower. (That's a generous way of describing it- it actually feels more like a tornado whirling through and leaving a big huge mess behind) But here's the really good news: it's normal for a toddler to have super-charged energy and enormous curiosity. Now combine this with a lack of self-control and you'll understand why some toddlers look like they have ADHD. *REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS* ✔give him room to explore freely ✔childproofing provides freedom ✔keep him active ✔she's also likely to have big emotions, which may mean big meltdowns MEET YOUR CHILD Accept your child and his uniqueness. Allow activities that match his high-energy nature like banging pots, throwing balls, and building towers. But also incorporate quiet time and low-key activities that encourage your child to calm down. REALITY CHECK: trust me, after practicing as a paediatrician for more than 30 years, I've seen these spirited little toddlers grow into focused, persistent, and highly-successful kids. I also know firsthand, as my third child was one HYPER little guy. Get one bite-sized chunk of parenting advice each week in your Inbox. Our goal is to un-complicate little kids and help you feel proud of your parenting. #positiveparenting #montessori #toddlerhood #gentlep #momlife #toddlerlife #toddler #toddlersofinstagram #toddlermo #toddlermomlife #firsttimemommy #honestlymothering #lifedailymoms #parenting #lifewithlittles #toddlerhood #mommin #parentingadvice #newmommy #newmama #mumandbaby #parentprobl #babymama #mothering #firstbaby #4mumy #4mumybaby #4mumymother (at U.S.A new.york) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUIbJ9lqD5e/?utm_medium=tumblr

[peggyrojas]

Los hermanos Rojas 💕💕💕 Este pequeñín vino a darle amor a todos a su alrededor en especial a sus hermanos ❤️❤️❤️ Luisito Rojas te amamos #toddlermom #toddlermoments #brothers #brotherhood #17yearsdifference (at Ford's Garage)

[meirimerens]

Do you have any Andrey head cannons?

of course babygirl

oops sorry

andrey hcs (i discuss drüg use but hey he canonically owns a haschish/opium den it's fine. it's fine)

tldr of the peter hcs: mirror twins, andrey has a beauty spot left cheek, right collarbone, and is left-handed

needed a long time to register in his mind as a toddler the separation between peter and him so he would bite peter's fingers thinking there were his

in a same instance, when mom put him in front of a mirror as a toddler to Comprehend reflections he would look back and forth between reflection and peter, finding that his reflection and peter had beauty spots in the same places, threw his hand against the mirror and hit glass, and then threw his hand against peter thinking it'd do the same and hit peter. not hard, of course, they were like 2.

again a #toddlermoment but as a kid he was Very Sugar. like in order to keep him calm you could give him sweets ("hey man you got some [lollipops]? if i dont keep my [son] [andrey] constantly [on a sugar high] then he just [beats the shit out of his classmates] 24/7 ")

numbers-oriented guy: he was particularly good at calculus and algebra and math in general in school, whereas those tended to slip out of peter's grasp who is more Abstract-oriented

technically a Both Of Them hc but they got matching salamander back tattoos for their 18th birthday and andrey whined like a bitch the whole time

when he was born he literally Wouldn't Breathe for the 10 minutes peter took to also be born. it was an Extremely Fast birth for twins because otherwise. he would have just held his breath until peter came out and not make it. when peter popped out screaming (=breathing) at the top of his lungs THEN andrey screamed/breathed too. might explain why he is... like that... now. he lived!

nail biter and picker i know this i know this he bites and picks and that's why he has bandages in P2. his rings in P1 are both good to bash a cheekbone in but also he can fiddle with them to take his mind of Bite Bite Pick

with these pupils? he takes stimulants to me lol (things like LSD coke and amphetamines can blow your pupils wide i don't think he does those [except maybe coke... but ONLY at the capital] i think he does something special).

the other pupils-related headcanons is that his antihistamines (that can widen pupils) are kicking his ass. like allergy medications for all that twyre pollen.

he has a navaja (spanish folding-blade fighting knife) with a lizard engraving on it... :3

he is banned from bars you didn't even know existed!

purely #indulgence to me but before dankovsky becomes buddies with peter and rubin, andrey is the only person exterior to his family that knows he's gay. andrey is Constantly tempted to tell because he himself is perfectly comfortable with his bisexuality but he forces himself and Understands that everyone lives that differently... etc etc. grits his teeth very hard when eva says she doesn't understand why dankovsky does not seem to pick up on her flirting so he can avoid saying "oh baby that's a homoseshual"

i think both of the twins can elbow their ways into people's dreams in the town but andrey tends to do it first. the battering ram that bolts the door to the subconscious open to bully you and call you a coward

all i can think of for neow... yaaa

[momsden]

He's growing into such an independent, adorable little man - it breaks my ❤ and fills it with joy at the same time. How's that even possible? 😂 . . . . . #toddlersofig #toddleractivities #toddlerboy #toddlerhood #toddleractivity #toddlerapproved #toddlerphotography #toddlerplay #toddlergram #toddlerlove #toddlermum #toddlertime #toddlerslife #toddlersofinsta #toddlerofinstagram #toddlermoments #toddlerblog #toddleryears #toddleradventures #toddlermommy #toddlermomlife #momsden #babyboys #babyboylove #boymomlife #boymama #boysofinstagram #boylife #boymum #boysmom (at Rumenka) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmMzV6ntzo/?igshid=x9cnt8fitm8a

[whitepluskimono-blog]

Staying home in style & wearing quality pieces is the old-time luxury. Experience the unprecedented natural softness for your child. Now available for purchase with #afterpay . Join our email list and get 💫15% off💫 your order. Check out website, link in bio. . . . #hypoallergenic #momoftoddlers #jacuzzitime #spalovers #toddlermoments #californiakids #matchingmommy #mommyapproved #kidsbathrobe #kidsessential #kidscloths (at Soho, NYC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-uR3kgFJsO/?igshid=15wp53knq4sqa

[sickstayhome]

#Repost @marys_pink_bubble with @get_repost Teach them young! #sickstayhome ・・・ They look like this when they cough in your face 😷🤒 . . . #maryspinkbubble #thirtyonegifts #thirtyone #babyyodamemes #babyyoda #instamemesdaily #savagetoddler #toddlermomlife #boymomlife #michiganmoms #adventuresintoddlerhood #coveryourmouth #nopersonalspace #savages #badmomsclub #kidsaresticky #toddlermoments #toddlermommy #memestgram #dailydoseofmemes https://www.instagram.com/p/B7eB3c3AQFc/?igshid=dzejkza0s6ef

[shesthehonestmom]

My toddler is so crazy 🤷🤦😂 #mondaymood #mondaythoughts #manicmonday #toddlerhood #toddlers #lifewithtoddlers #toddlersareassholes #toddlermoments #toddlermom #toddler #toddleractivity #busytoddler #kidsstuff #momhumor #mommeme #mommemes #motherhoodmemes #parentinghumor #parentingmemes #momlifeforreal #reallifemom #lifeofatoddler #lifeofatoddlermom #lifeofamom #lifeofaparent #mondaystruggle #strugglebus (at Northville, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxrfyXBhdbL/?igshid=1xcfajpmpc1cq

[daycarehero]

Adding one more thing to the list: Their hands get wet during hand-washing time. 😂 All we can do is assure them it's not the end of the world and things will be fine eventually.😚 Thank you @goldfishandchickennuggets for posting this. . . . . . . . . . #toddlerlife #toddleractivities #toddlermomlife #toddlerhood #toddlerboy #toddlerapproved #patienttoddler #toddlersofig #toddlersofinstagram #toddlermommy #toddlergram #busytoddler #toddlermoments #toddlergirl #toddlerboy #twoyearsolds #terrible2 #terrible2s #terribletwos #terribletwo #threeyearold #threeyearolds #3yo #3nager #threenager #threenagers #wearallthetoddlers #healthytoddler #mischiefchild #threeandhalfyearsold https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFoCG0jY6f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17vk38fpt8i65

[cassettacj]

Luca (trying (and hating) tuna salad for the first time): “It taste like salty sugar. It taste like Frosty The Snowman.” . . . #wolfgangjalapeño #toddlermoments #tunasalad (at Briarwood, Queens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsO7VciBZqD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9zcpebbl0rqa

[byteresawong]

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We discovered a fun way to use the heating vent, and you were super serious about it, saying in a low voice, "I'm Batman. I'm dark in the night." . . . #darkknight #batman #alwaysbebatman #toddler #superhero #imagination #twoyearsold #toddlerlife #momlife #parentlife #drawingaday #draweveryday #dailydrawing #flip #flipbook #toddlermoments

[momgonecrazy89]

Toddler demands

We are potty training out two year old. When he really has to pee he screams “pee!!!” My lovely husband just informed me of this hilarious event.

Tyler: walks up to dad. “Pee!!!” Husband: ok, so go pee Tyler: *proceeds to pee* ….on his dad

Guess he should have helped him get to the bathroom