#tobiko x deidara

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Obiko: Oh you are just the cutest little thing~ I could just eat you!

Deidara: H-heh... you can eat me out, hm

Obiko: What?

Deidara: What??

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Tobiko: *pinning Deidara to a wall, holding him up by the thighs with his legs wrapped around her. Tongue in his mouth, leading a very hot kiss*

Deidara: *letting out small moans, tangling his fingers in her hair and pulling on it slightly*

Tobiko: Should we move this to the bedroom...?

Deidara: *panting hard* Not yet, please don't stop, hm.

Tobiko: *shrugs and continues to kiss him*

Deidara: *hears a noise from behind Tobiko, opens his eyes to see the Pein and Konan watching them* *pulls away from the kiss in shock* GAH!

Tobiko: *turns to look, putting Deidara down and shying away, feigning embarrassment*

Deidara: *clinging to Tobiko to try and hide an issue in his pants* Th-the fuck you staring for, hm?

Pein: ... please move your, uhm, activities to a... private... area.

Konan: Or at least share. Greedy bastard.

Deidara:

Deidara: I ain't sharing SHIT, hm!

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Girls, girls, girls

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*traps them in a room*

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Tobiko, kneeling down: *holds one of Deidara's hands gently, pressing her forehead to his knuckles* Deidara, my sweet, the love of my life... please let me kill Konan.

Deidara: No, hm.

Tobiko: ... you are a cruel, cruel man.

Deidara: HOW AM I THE CRUEL ONE?!—

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Focus, Deidara...

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Tobiko: Deidara~ Come here, baby.

Deidara: I- uhm... baby??

Tobiko: Yes... you said you wanted a special name only I can call you, darling. So I picked a few just for you~

Deidara: O-oh! I'm, um, h-honoured, hm!

Tobiko: You're stuttering... do you dislike it?

Deidara: No! I love it, I just... you're very pretty, and so much bigger than me and um... it's a little intimidating when you call me those things, hm.

Tobiko: I can stop if you want—

Deidara: No! No no no! It's a good intimidate! I like it when you tower over me and show me who's boss, hm!

Tobiko: Oh, I see... such a cute little rogue ninja~ You're flattering me~

Deidara, without thinking: I want you on top of me and inside me.

Tobiko: I— Baby, what?

Deidara: N-NEVERMIND!!!

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Tobiko: *hugs Deidara* Senpai!! Good morning!

Deidara, face pressed between her boobs because of his height:

Tobiko: ... Senpai?

Deidara:

Tobiko: *pulls away, holding Deidara by the shoulders* Ah! Senpai!! Your face is bleeding!! Stay here, Tobi will get you some tissues! *runs off*

Deidara: ...

Deidara: i love my life.

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Sharp

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Kakashi: If you could have sex with your boss and get out of having to do paperwork, would you?

Tobiko: No.

Kakashi: Why?

Tobiko: I like to do the paperwork...

Tobiko: BUT, if I could have sex with him to get out of having to hang out with you, I would.

Kakashi: Really? REALLY?

Tobiko: Yes. I would use sex as a currency to pay to not be around you.

Daraday:

Daraday: i mean i-i can arrange that-

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Interviewer: So, what are your pronouns?

Deidara: He/Him/Hole.

Interviewer: H-hole?

Tobiko: Only I get to use that one.

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Tobiko finally gets custody of Sasuke and Itachi, but there are a lot of bad bad people trying to take them back... or kill them... sent by their parents. Leading tobiko to having to take them to work with her and home-schooling her. Daraday helps as much as he can, after Tobiko breaking down in front of him trying to explain her situation, ask of her bottled up stress, frustration and worry all bursting out. He defends her any time somebody complains about the kids, and even fires some people for pushing Sasuke around. Eventually, Tobiko falls in love with him bc of how much he's helped her. And he falls for her after seeing just how loving and caring she is, even if she's not very pleasant to other people when the boys aren't around. They become a little family, and Itachi gets over his sickness, because of Tobiko getting him the treatment he needed. And Tobiko "takes care" of their parents, so there's no more bad people bugging them

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Tobiko x Deidara!!!