#toasty life

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

[pininiu]

hand studies for the bloomic love interests cuz I wanted to try out adding more variety in drawing the appendages

totally didn’t regret the idea halfway through

[illmoraineakoi]

Fic where through Rocket Corp Shenanigans and/or Orange Power Craziness, the Color Gang, TCO and Victim all get spat out into the human world, where Alan then has to reveal to his wife that surprise! Living stick figures are real, he's made living stick figures, two of them don't like him, and one of those two is actively trying to kill him, while the other five see him as their Dad.

All while trying, and just barely succeeding, in wrangling a very ferally angry Victim who is trying his hardest to inflict great bodily harm onto Alan despite Alan being literally five times his size while the others are panicking trying to figure out how to help. Except for TCO, who is just WAITING for Alan accidentally drop Victim so he can return the favor of the Box beatdown.

And Kaori, who Alan never told that his animations were based on real events and real living stick figures, is just sitting there watching this lunacy like this:

[instantpansies]

CLARISSA

NEW BLORBO UNLOCKED

[toastybugguy]

sciles is the “you came” “you called” romance trope except it’s both of them all of the time, and no that doesn’t make me emotional at all it’s fine I’m totally normal about them don’t look at me

[hunniegl4zed]

a request that has been living in my head rent-free:

scourge being the gremlin trashfire that he is while someone in the sidelines makes a heart sign saying “he has issues <3”

I can fix him 🥴✨✨✨

[mayorofcattown]

You know normally I dunk on USAmericans for not understanding aussie slang but sometimes they're right. just found out aussies call toasted sandwiches "jaffles" and it is the dumbest name I've ever heard for anything in my life

apparently it refers exclusively to the ones made with the proper toasted sandwich makers, not the like. pan fried ones. but you could've still called it literally anything else

[toastingpencils37]

Ayyyyy guess who's watching TF One on Sunday

[burnt-cheese-toastie]

Can you please draw the G4.5 and the EqG version of Chee?

cant really draw humans comfortably enough

so have my other two ocs i was using to practice the style

[ghostzzy]

i love to make the house cold because i hate to sweat but it has the side effect of making mishka cold too so she will come cuddle under my blankies with me <3

[dinosaurwithablog]

I was just given a gift of lemur pajamas!! They even have a long, striped tail!!! They are warm and comfy. Some might say that I'm too old to wear them, but I'm a kid at heart, and I love them!!! ❤️ They are gonna keep me toasty all winter long!! My dog, Petey, is confused as to why I now have a tail. I'm sure that she'll get used to it in time.

[destinationtoast]

Well, it's been a hell of a couple of weeks, and one of many things that happened is that I ended up coming home from Urgent Care looking rather like fruit being packed up for long distance shipping.

I got pretty scraped up when I fell while hiking nearly a month ago. Then I got significantly better... and then I got a whole lot worse.

If you would like to avoid some truly disgusting and painful wounds, you should know that you are likely to develop an allergy to Neosporin if you use it for multiple weeks (and probably the same goes for other brands of over-the-counter antibiotic ointments, I'm guessing).

[toastylicious]

I think im gonna go explode now, actually, I STEPPED ON A SEA URCHIN TODAY.

[bookishbrigitta]

It's officially shitty circulation season (northern hemisphere)!!! Broke out my fingerless gloves and woolen house shoes today for the first time this season.

[toastybugguy]

the high quality graphics are so fundamentally opposed to the Life Is Strange feel to me… I need the character models to look like clay and for the mouths to barely sync up with the words being spoken. I need Max Caulfield to look like a loser who just rolled out of bed.

[instantpansies]

my mental health seems to vary inversely with the number of comedy videos on my youtube fyp. and babey that fraction is approaching zero