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destinationtoast · 1 year ago
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My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.
Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.
The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:
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otto-doctavius · 3 months ago
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Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog
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utterdrip · 10 months ago
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(act i) that’s what you want, isn’t it? to lose yourself in me?
(act iii) i’ll be free. truly, completely free. isn’t that what you want?
(ascendant) i love you. that’s what you’ve been waiting to hear, isn’t it? that’s what you want?
(ascendant) that’s what you want, isn’t it? to be mine? forever?
(spawn) is that what you want? is this what you want?
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papertowness · 7 months ago
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bruce was so right actually like what else IS there to do now except roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair
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julesart04 · 5 months ago
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hungwy · 8 days ago
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Oh yeah. Last night at like 11 pm. Was foggy earlier, now just cold and rainy. Im driving, almost home. Car ahead of me is stopped at a red light. I pull up behind them and wait for a bit. Our light doesn't turn green. It definitely should've by now. Theres been no other cars. The other car inches forward to catch the sensor, just in case. It's been 2 minutes. 5 minutes. We're still waiting. Our light is still red. No other cars but us. I decide to pull into the lane next to them just in case the sensors are looking there instead. A few seconds pass. The other road's light turns from green to yellow, then to red--then back to green again. It skipped our turn. Our stoplight is still red. There's been no one else but us. We're just waiting
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leclercskiesahead · 2 years ago
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Why is this so funny
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morganbritton132 · 1 year ago
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Steve, interrupting Eddie while he’s streaming: the weirdest thing happened when I was out with Jonathan. This girl came up to him and called him a homewrecker. How random is that? He’s been with Argyle almost as long as we’ve been together.
Eddie: It was probably because a portion of the internet thing you guys slept together.
Steve: ….I’m married?
Eddie: Not since we’ve been together. Before. When your, uh, your life changed. At the Byers’ house…. while Will was missing.
Steve: Oh.
Steve: Oh!? Why the - what? Nancy was there!
Eddie: That doesn’t really help your case. She’s got big strap-on energy.
Steve:
Steve: I did not have sex with Jonathan Byers!
Eddie: Did you think about it?
Steve, walking away: Shut up!
Eddie: Are you thinking about Nancy with a strap now? … Steve! Steve, are you thinking about it?
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mizgnomer · 1 year ago
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Crowley at the end of Good Omens Season Two
for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)
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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago
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Have a romp in a Honda Odyssey now and fix your marital disagreements today!
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be-an-echo · 1 year ago
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ride or die baby
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thoodleoo · 2 years ago
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bumper sticker that says honk if youre being pursued by the furies
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partlysunny15 · 26 days ago
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I wish I could tell this motorcycle guy with a pumpkin helmet how he made my day with this but I can’t so instead I’m posting it here for everyone else
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What he was looking at
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dmsr-art · 4 months ago
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ramblingsfromthytruly · 3 months ago
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cigarettes out the window by tv girl but it's mary macdonald witnessing lily evans bitterly changing in the war
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goodpointsandbadpoints · 26 days ago
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it was really like "he's gonna be like this the whole movie and you just have to deal with it."
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