#roll down the window

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

[papertowness]

bruce was so right actually like what else IS there to do now except roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair

[julesart04]

[hungwy]

Oh yeah. Last night at like 11 pm. Was foggy earlier, now just cold and rainy. Im driving, almost home. Car ahead of me is stopped at a red light. I pull up behind them and wait for a bit. Our light doesn't turn green. It definitely should've by now. Theres been no other cars. The other car inches forward to catch the sensor, just in case. It's been 2 minutes. 5 minutes. We're still waiting. Our light is still red. No other cars but us. I decide to pull into the lane next to them just in case the sensors are looking there instead. A few seconds pass. The other road's light turns from green to yellow, then to red--then back to green again. It skipped our turn. Our stoplight is still red. There's been no one else but us. We're just waiting

[leclercskiesahead]

Why is this so funny

[morganbritton132]

Steve, interrupting Eddie while he’s streaming: the weirdest thing happened when I was out with Jonathan. This girl came up to him and called him a homewrecker. How random is that? He’s been with Argyle almost as long as we’ve been together.

Eddie: It was probably because a portion of the internet thing you guys slept together.

Steve: ….I’m married?

Eddie: Not since we’ve been together. Before. When your, uh, your life changed. At the Byers’ house…. while Will was missing.

Steve: Oh.

Steve: Oh!? Why the - what? Nancy was there!

Eddie: That doesn’t really help your case. She’s got big strap-on energy.

Steve:

Steve: I did not have sex with Jonathan Byers!

Eddie: Did you think about it?

Steve, walking away: Shut up!

Eddie: Are you thinking about Nancy with a strap now? … Steve! Steve, are you thinking about it?

[mizgnomer]

Crowley at the end of Good Omens Season Two

for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)

[brainrotcharacters]

Have a romp in a Honda Odyssey now and fix your marital disagreements today!

[be-an-echo]

ride or die baby

[tojisun]

my moms tryna set me up w this dude at the gas station cuz his car looks good apparently im gonna barf this is so embarrassing

[thoodleoo]

bumper sticker that says honk if youre being pursued by the furies

[ramblingsfromthytruly]

cigarettes out the window by tv girl but it's mary macdonald witnessing lily evans bitterly changing in the war

[partiallypearl]

actually no let’s talk about how goddamn hilarious it is that logan gets the lines that realistically have the most game and yet canonically he has the least game out of all four boys

[goodpointsandbadpoints]

it was really like "he's gonna be like this the whole movie and you just have to deal with it."

[ghost-proofbaby]

just watched a biker do the dumbest thing that was clearly his impulsive thoughts winning, and, without missing a beat, said “twenty four hours eddie.”