#toasted sandvich

[jevilowo]

MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS TF2 SHIPS

For funsies

SCIENCE PARTY:

fun ship, but they're GodComplex4GodComplex and I fear that would only end in disaster

TOASTED SANDVICH:

if there is one heavypyro fan on this stupid baka planet it is me. shout out to menacing quiet individuals who like violence but have a soft side fr.

BLOODY SUIT:

literally The Original toxic yaoi rivals to lovers red blue combo ship. speeding bullet and napoleon complex fans WISH they had our shared update and corresponding voice lines

BATTING HELMET: (scout n solly)

i just think it's really funny trust me on this one guys. have you seen them in the fourth comic it's a constant "yes, and" bit between the two of them. soldier's love language is choking people out.

HIT AND A MISS: (scout n pauling)

like most ms pauling ships, i'm only into it if scout's a cool lesbian. which he is not most of the time.

RED OKTOBERFEST:

AAAAAAAAAAAAA literally the ship of all time save me heavymedic save me. if they don't smooch in the next comic i will become jay pinkerton's personal sleep paralysis demon.

SPEEDING BULLET:

my feelings on it are Complicated. twas my first love (otp) in this fandom, but the overabundance of twinky uwu scout and daddy dom snoipah has built up some resentment on my part. call me back when people stop making up imaginary life problems for sniper to comfort scout over.

NAPOLEON COMPLEX: (Spy n Engie)

literally just rarjack if they were boys and not horses to me and i'm not even an mlp fan. it's alright, just doesn't really stick out to me.

SPYMA:

LITERALLY THE POWERCOUPLE EVER TRULY A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES or at least the version that exists in my head is. i have so much made up spyma lore it's crazyyy. bonus points if they're polying up they cule with sniper it's quickly becoming my favourite genre of fanart (i have seen at maximum three)

SUPPORT SANDWICH: (spy n sniper n medic)

in my opinion, it is healthy for everyone to have at least one ship they just like bc they think it's hot. for me, that is support sandwich. not much else to say on that the fics are all banging go look them up.

SNIDOS: (sniper n GLaDOS)

hell yeah.

ADMINPAULING:

i used to like it a lot, but timelining implies ms pauling's been working for helen since her mid teens at the latest so i no longer like it. 4chan leaks my beloathed pleaseee don't make them kiss i think it would kill me in a bad way

URINE SAMPLE: (medic n sniper)

there's a lot of werewolf and vampire stuff for these two on ao3 which is pretty fun. and i'm way more likely to find sniper angst under the medicsniper tag than sb and bs which is always a plus.

FRENCH TOAST: (spyro)

have you seen that one animation where pyro gives birth to spy's child and gordon freeman is there at one point. yeahhhh. the ship's pretty cute tho spy would be sooo soft for pyro they'd light his cigarettes for him.

BOOTS AND BOMBS:

THE FORBIDDEN RED/BLU ROMANCE GOES CRAZY I ADORE IT. same team bnb is pretty banging too. bonus points if they're polying up they cule with zhanna.

SPYPAULING:

HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. imagine. spy x pauling. yuri. that will be all.

SWORDVAN:

SWORDVAN MY LOVE!!! idk what it is about demo and sniper together but HELL YEAH TOP 5 SHIPS FR FR. shout out to the guy still writing monsterous intent, they're like single handedly carrying the swordvandom.

TEXAS TOAST:

I used to think "this is cute" but then my friend got really really into it and that hyped me up into "THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SHIPS OF ALL TIME" territory. bonus points if they're yuri! shout out to Technicolor California, my current favourite fanfic of all time (it overtook running blind in the interal rankings). oh yeah insert mandatory "no hate to engie and pyro father son dynamic preferers" message here lol.

Ok that's enough I will cover more at some point maybe.

[guacanator]

living my hot n heavy truth

people with mental illness deserve a giant bear to love too (projecting)

[smackdownhotel]

Tonight’s special

Tomato 🍅 soup 🥣 and a PB&J sandwich 🥪 with toast sticks and crackers

[the-jade-jester27]

Decided to make another one of these cause the other one got buried so

✨ TF2 ship name list ✨

Engie

A little more gun, brokeback mountain, Hoe-Down, OSHA violation - Engie x engie

Science party, glasses and' goggles, genetic engineering, German engineering - Engie x medic

Heavy metal, brains n' brawns - Engie x heavy

Trucks n' vans, outback steakhouse - Engie x sniper

Quick study, scatterbrains, Texas two step - Engie x scout

Short fuse, brains n' bombs - Engie x demo

Helmet party, rocket science - Engie x soldier

Texas toast, three rubber gloves, firetrucks, fire forged - Engie x pyro

Napoleon complex, practical espionage, knives n' knowledge - Engie x spy

Medic

Science party, glasses and' goggles, genetic engineering, German engineering - Medic x engineer

Double dosage, emergency room - Medic x medic

Red Oktoberfest, birds n' bears - Medic x heavy

Bush medicine, vanbulance, hearts n' headshots, piss sample - Medic x sniper

Blunt trauma, quick fix - Medic x scout

Scotchtoberfest, jagerbomb - Medic x demo

Fruit scones, ethics violation, rabies shot - Medic x soldier

Burn ward, hot pocket - Medic x pyro

Gentle surgery, poison dagger - Medic x spy

Heavy

Heavy metal, brains n' brawns - Heavy x engineer

Red Oktoberfest, birds n' bears - Heavy x medic

Russian front - Heavy x heavy

Vegemite sandwich, vodka shots - Heavy x sniper

Heavy hitters, mice n' men - Heavy x scout

Big bang, red bombs - Heavy x demo

Cold war, red scare - Heavy x soldier

Hot n' heavy, roasted sandvich - Heavy x pyro

Iced wine, Russian roulette - Heavy x spy

Sniper

Trucks n' vans, outback steakhouse - Sniper x engineer

Bush medicine, vanbulance, hearts n' headshots, piss sample - Sniper x medic

Vegemite sandwich, vodka shots - Sniper x heavy

Necklace o' teeth, two Aussies one jar - Sniper x sniper

Speeding bullet, quick scope, coffee n' cola - Sniper x scout

Swordvan, bloody drunk, kaboomerang - Sniper x demo

American aviators, mutually assured destruction - Sniper x soldier

Bushfire, campfire, hot shots - Sniper x pyro

Knife party, bloody suit, French kisses, down under, great barrier thief - Sniper x spy

Missed shots, piss mauling - Sniper x miss pauling

Scout

Quick study, scatterbrains, Texas two step - Scout x engineer

Blunt trauma, quick fix - Scout x medic

Heavy hitters, mice n' men - Scout x heavy

Speeding bullet, quick scope, coffee n' cola - Scout x sniper

A headache, brats n' bats - Scout x scout

Hop scotch - Scout x demo

All American offense, batting helmet - Scout x soldier

Flash fire, weenie roast - Scout x pyro

Swing and a miss - Scout x miss pauling

Demo

Short fuse, brains n' bombs - Demo x engineer

Scotchtoberfest, jagerbomb - Demo x medic

Big bang, red bombs - Demo x heavy

Swordvan, bloody drunk, kaboomerang - Demo x sniper

Hop scotch - Demo x scout

Double dynamite, 2020 vision - Demo x demo

Boots n' bombs - Demo x soldier

Firebomb, Molotov cocktail - Demo x pyro

Bomb voyage, Scottish wine, detonators and daggers - Demo x spy

Soldier

Helmet party, rocket science - Soldier x engineer

Fruit scones, ethics violation, rabies shot - Soldier x medic

Cold war, red scare - Soldier x heavy

American aviators, mutually assured destruction - Soldier x sniper

All American offense, batting helmet - Soldier x scout

Boots n' bombs - Soldier x demo

Screaming eagles, rockethoppers - Soldier x soldier

Fireworks, fourth of July - Soldier x pyro

Freedom fries - Soldier x spy

Pyro

Texas toast, three rubber gloves, firetrucks, fire forged - Pyro x engineer

Burn ward, hot pocket - Pyro x medic

Hot n' heavy, roasted sandvich - Pyro x heavy

Bushfire, campfire, hot shots - Pyro x sniper

Flash fire, weenie roast - Pyro x scout

Firebomb, Molotov cocktail - Pyro x demo

Fireworks, fourth of July - Pyro x soldier

Twin flames - Pyro x pyro

French toast, French fries - Pyro x spy

Missfire, Cesium - Pyro x miss pauling

Spy

Napoleon complex, practical espionage, knives n' knowledge - Spy x engineer

Gentle surgery, poison dagger - Spy x medic

Iced wine, Russian roulette - Spy x heavy

Knife party, bloody suit, French kisses, down under, great barrier thief - Spy x sniper

Bomb voyage, Scottish wine, detonators and daggers - Spy x demo

Freedom fries - Spy x soldier

French toast, French fries - Spy x pyro

Double agent, cloak & dagger, double entendre - Spy x spy

Miss. Pauling

Missfire, Cesium - Miss Pauling x Pyro

Swing and a miss - Miss Pauling x scout

Missed shots, piss mauling - Miss Pauling x sniper

Kentucky fried femslash, hits and misses - Miss Pauling x fried chicken lady

This is an ongoing list that I will be adding to when I find more ship names/ whenever people give me names to add

As an extra note, I will likely not be putting poly ships on the list purely because of the fact that it would get even more difficult to find ship names within the list as it already is

In the future I might make a separate list or section of this post but not right now

[tf2heritageposts]

this image suggests the sandvich is actually toasted which is way too much for me to comprehend at 1 am

[randomfandompolls]

I recently found a new ship name for pyro sniper (I personally don’t really care about it) but I thought the name was funny

[bagel-lox]

tf2 ship popularity, kinda quantitatively!

As of July 14th, 2023.

This is a fanfiction count from Archive Of Our Own, and only AO3, because it's easier to quantify. Other sites like Fanfiction.net, TF2Chan, LiveJournal, and Tumblr are unfortunately uncounted.

Class-cest, "x reader", and incest are not counted.

For clarity purposes, their portmanteau names are listed first, with their non-portmanteau names in parentheses.

>500 fanfics on AO3

HeavyMedic (Red Oktoberfest)

SniperSpy

SniperScout (Speeding Bullet)

>200

SoldierDemo (Boots n Bombs)

MedicSniper (Bush Medicine)

SoldierEngie (Helmet Party)

Spy/Scout's Ma

EngieSpy (Practical Espionage / Napoleon Complex)

ScoutPauling

MedicScout (Blunt Trauma / Quick Fix)

>100

ScoutPyro (Flash Fire)

EngiePyro (Texas Toast)

MedicSpy (Gentle Surgery)

EngieMedic (Science Party)

SoldierSpy (Freedom Fries)

EngieSniper (Trucks n Vans)

SniperDemo (Swordvan)

>50 fanfics

SoldierZhanna

MedicPyro (Burn Ward)

EngieScout (Texas Two-Step)

DemoScout (Hopscotch)

SpyPyro (French Toast)

DemoSpy (Bomb Voyage)

SniperPyro (Bushfire)

HeavySpy (Spoovy)

DemoMedic (Jaegerbombs)

SoldierMedic (Rabies Vaccine)

<50

Only ships between mercenaries are counted from here on out, otherwise we'd be here forever :p

HeavyScout (Heavy Hitters)

DemoEngie (Short Fuse)

SoldierScout (Batting Helmet)

SoldierSniper (American Aviators)

HeavySniper (Vegemite Sandvich)

DemoPyro (Molotov Cocktail)

EngieHeavy

DemoHeavy (Heavy Drinking)

HeavySoldier (Cold War)

SoldierPyro

HeavyPyro

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Intro / Tags / Sorting

<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3 [it's a looong post, help.]

[For tags] Block what you need to! <3

[Intro]

-------------- ~ABOUT ME~ -------------- Names: - Dingo / Dell / Dillon / Mundy My pronouns: - He/him | They/Them | Any masc/neutral -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'- Interests:

Writing, Drawing, Team fortress 2, TF classic, Animation, music creation, Skyrim, Archery, mechanical engineering, and learning languages.

-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'- TF2 TAGS BLU - B🟦 RED - R🟥 Scout - 👟Scout⚾ Soldier - 🎇Solly🦅 Pyro - ⚠Pyro🔥 Demo - 💥Demo💣 Heavy - 👊Heavy🥪 Engineer - 💛Engie🌾 Medic - 💉Medic✂ Sniper - 🤎Sniper🌲 Spy - 🗡Spy💖

TF2 SHIP TAGS SAME CHAR. SHIPS [Ex: Scout/Scout or Medic/Medic] - [whatever ship tag] +# 💫doubled💫 OFFENSE: Scout ⚾ Scout x Scout - 🍗headache⚾ Scout x Soldier - ⚾batting Helmet🦅 Scout x Pyro- ⚾flash fire🔥 Scout x Demo- ⚾hop scotch💣 Scout x Heavy- ⚾heavy hitters👊 Scout x Engineer- ⚾run n gun🌾 Scout x Medic- ⚾quickfix💉 Scout x Sniper- ⚾speeding bullet🌲 Scout x Spy- ( ಠ_ಠ) - no.

Soldier 🦅

Soldier x Scout - ⚾batting Helmet🦅 Soldier x Soldier - 🎇screamin' eagles🦅 Soldier x Pyro- 🦅fire works🔥 Soldier x Demo- 🦅boots n bombs💣 Soldier x Heavy- 🦅cold war👊 Soldier x Engineer- 🦅rocket science🌾 Soldier x Medic- 🦅liberty cabbage💉 Soldier x Sniper- 🦅american aviators🌲 Soldier x Spy- 🦅freedomfries🗡

Pyro🔥

Pyro x Scout - ⚾flash fire🔥 Pyro x Soldier - 🦅fire works🔥 Pyro x Pyro- ⚠twin flames🔥 Pyro x Demo- 🔥molotov cocktail💣 Pyro x Heavy- 🔥toasted sandvich👊 Pyro x Engineer- 🔥molten metal🌾 Pyro x Medic- 🔥burn ward💉 Pyro x Sniper- 🔥bushfire🌲 Pyro x Spy- 🔥frenchtoast🗡

DEFENSE: Demo 💣 Demo x Scout - ⚾hop scotch💣Demo x Soldier - 🦅boots n bombs💣Demo x Pyro- 🔥molotov cocktail💣Demo x Demo- 💥double dynamite💣 Demo x Heavy- 💣big bang👊 Demo x Engineer- 💣short fuse🌾 Demo x Medic- 💣jaegerbombs💉 Demo x Sniper- 💣swordvan🌲 Demo x Spy- 💣bomb voyage🗡

Heavy 👊

Heavy x Scout - ⚾heavy hitters👊Heavy x Soldier - 🦅cold war👊Heavy x Pyro- 🔥toasted sandvich👊Heavy x Demo- 💣big bang👊Heavy x Heavy - 🥪cold war👊 Heavy x Engineer- 👊heavy metal🌾 Heavy x Medic- 👊birds n bears💉 Heavy x Sniper- 👊vegemite sanvich🌲 Heavy x Spy- 👊spoovy🗡

Engineer🌾

Engineer x Scout - ⚾run n gun🌾 Engineer x Soldier - 🦅rocket science🌾 Engineer x Pyro- 🔥molten metal🌾 Engineer x Demo- 💣short fuse🌾 Engineer x Heavy- 👊heavy metal🌾 Engineer x Engineer- 💛more gun🌾 Engineer x Medic- 🌾glasses n goggles💉 Engineer x Sniper- 🌾trucks n vans🌲 Engineer x Spy- 🌾practical espionage🗡

SUPPORT: Medic 💉 Medic x Scout - ⚾quickfix💉 Medic x Soldier - 🦅liberty cabbage💉 Medic x Pyro- 🔥burn ward💉 Medic x Demo- 💣jaegerbombs💉 Medic x Heavy- 👊birds n bears💉 Medic x Engineer- 🌾glasses n goggles💉 Medic x Medic - ✂double dose💉 Medic x Sniper- 💉bush meds🌲 Medic x Spy- 💉gentle surgery🗡

Sniper🌲

Sniper x Scout - ⚾speeding bullet🌲 Sniper x Soldier - 🦅american aviators🌲 Sniper x Pyro- 🔥bushfire🌲 Sniper x Demo- 💣swordvan🌲 Sniper x Heavy - 👊vegemite sanvich🌲 Sniper x Engineer- 🌾trucks n vans🌲 Sniper x Medic- 💉bush meds🌲 Sniper x Sniper - 🤎shoot first🌲 Sniper x Spy- 🌲bloody suit🗡

Spy🗡

Spy x Scout - 'again, no. thought u were gettin lucky eh? This ain't it bubs.' Spy x Soldier - 🦅freedomfries🗡 Spy x Pyro- 🔥frenchtoast🗡 Spy x Demo- 💣bomb voyage🗡 Spy x Heavy- 👊spoovy🗡 Spy x Engineer- 🌾practical espionage🗡 Spy x Medic- 💉gentle surgery🗡 Spy x Sniper- bloody suit🗡 Spy x Spy - 💖information sellers🗡

COLOUR TAGS Warm colours - 🧡warm🧡 Cold colours - 💙cold💙 Nuetral colours - 💚nuetral💚

OTHER TAGS Suggestive - [general tags] + ❗cw❗+❗suggestive❗ Stimboards - 🌟stimboard🌟 Self-shipping / OC x cannon / etc - 🌲love🌲 Icons / PFPs - 🔸icons🔶 Saving - 🔹save🔹 Art - 🎨art ref/tips/etc🎨

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[peapodsinspace]

I MADE A TURKEY AND PROVOLONE CHEESE SANDVICH EHEHEHE

I'm gonna eat some toast after I'm done with it :3

[Image ID: a turkey and cheese sandwich with a bite or two out of it. /End ID.]

YEAHHHH!!!

[thatgeekybitch69]

What the hell is the tfc heavy x tfc pyro ship name.

I can't just say classic toasted sandvich. It doesn't feel right since heavy doesn't have the sandvich. Help I want content aaaa

Edit: My vote is Molten Steel

[jevilowo]

Hey remember that time I was like "I'm going to write a heavy x pyro fic"? Well, tumblr certainly doesn't bc I can't find the post.

Still, if you people do, you'll be happy to know I actually followed through with that! Go forth and bask in splendour.

[cloudydays69]

I MADE A TURKEY AND PROVOLONE CHEESE SANDVICH EHEHEHE

I'm gonna eat some toast after I'm done with it :3

AYEEEE YESSS!!! IM GLAD YOU ATE SOMETHING!!

[smackdownhotel]

For dinner I made myself a classic cheese 🧀 and onion 🧅 sandwich 🥪!

Remember your 3 meals a day!

[the-jade-jester27]

There's a lot of different names, with some having fallen out of favour over the years, some belonging to rarepairs that  don't often get circulated, etc. Some have suggested differentiating between crossfaction and intrafaction ships, which complicates the matter. In addition, intra-class ships tend to crop up new names regularly, since the -cest suffix is prominent but everyone hates it.

That being said, these are the ones I recognise as at least somewhat familiar:

Scout X Pyro - Flash Fire

Scout X Demo - Hop Scotch

Scout X Engineer - Texas Two-Step

Scout X Medic - As well as Quick Fix, some also use Blunt Trauma

Soldier X Medic - A variant suggested instead of Fruit Scones, which nobody seems to know the origin of, is Rabies Shot

Pyro X Demo - I've seen Molotov once or twice. Not sure how prevalent it is, though

Pyro X Medic - Burn Ward

Pyro X Sniper - Hot Shots or Campfire

Pyro X Spy - A variant on French Toast is French Fries. Although personally I think that works better as a triad with Soldier as well

Demo X Engineer - Short Fuse

Demo X Medic - Jaegerbombs

Heavy X Sniper - Vegemite Sandvich. Some people spell it Veggiemite but that will make the Australians hunt you for sport

Engineer X Medic - German or Genetic Engineering has been proposed as an alternative to Science Party, since the latter is often conflated with or shares a name with the Demo-Engineer-Medic triad

Medic X Spy - Usually spelled Gentle Surgery, although someone was complaining about how it should by all means be Genteel the other day

Sniper X Spy - Other than Bloody Suit, it's occasionally called Spyper, but there's also a Freak running around with a kukri and a balaclava and that same name, so.

Pyro X Pauling - An alternative to Missfire is Cesium.

I can't recall any names for Soldier X Zhanna off the top of my head, but I do know most of them revolve around honey, which. You could say it's sweet :3

...I'll leave your inbox now.

Thank you so much anonymous Inbox person!!!!