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[our-lord-little-toad]

I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

TOADS. ARE. NOT. FROGS.

If you walk up to me, look me in my warty little eyes, and say, “Aren’t toads just frogs?”—I WILL SCREAM. I will scream so loud the swamp will tremble. The audacity. The ignorance. The absolute frog-washed brainrot it must take to utter such blasphemy.

Let me make this crystal clear for the people in the back (and for the frogs who pretend they don’t hear me):

Do frogs have warts? No.

Do frogs survive in the harsh, dry lands while their slimy cousins shrivel up in the sun? No.

Do frogs understand struggle? The weight of existence? The burden of being TOUGH? Absolutely not.

Frogs are soft. Frogs are pampered. Frogs think they’re the main characters when they’re barely side notes in the great story of the swamp.

TOADS, however? We endure. We persevere. We do not hop for attention; we WALK with PURPOSE. We are the backbone of the amphibian world, and yet we are constantly disrespected by people who lump us in with those jumping, waterlogged, algae-brained buffoons.

I am TIRED. I am ENRAGED. I will NOT be silenced.

Toads > Frogs. Forever. Do not test me on this.

[our-lord-little-toad]

A rare sighting of the elusive Hopscotch, and in such a well-kept domain! Truly, a toad of fine taste resides here. My compliments to the keeper of this noble creature - a toad

Hopscotch sighting!

[plantanarchy]

the other day at work my one coworker found anole eggs in a stock plant so half of the day was spent taking new people back to see the anole eggs by loudly announcing "LET'S GO SEE THE LIZARD EGGS" and then staring at them going wow huh that's crazy. who woulda thought. lizard eggs.

[legbootlegit]

Giving out @youtube creator awards to bugs

[lighthouseas]

dustin moves to hawkins in 4th grade and him and mike bond at recess like, immediately. ofc he's close with the whole core four - not just mike - but here's the thing. mike wheeler is the type of kid to get his hands dirty and look for worms and bugs and toads at recess. will Does Not Like That because he doesn't like touching "slimy little creatures". lucas is okay with it. DUSTIN, however.

dustin is different.

when mike finds a hop toad in the field at recess the first day dustin is at school, dustin scurries over and explains - in detail - the species of toad, its mating habits, where it lives, and the "proper" way to catch more. and mike is absolutely GOBSMACKED. BAMBOOZLED. and, before he knows it, every recess him and dustin are digging for little creatures and naming them and going to the library to read books on them while will and lucas watch like. What Are These Children Doing. mike and dustin have an absolute BLAST but are soon forbidden from "creature catching" at recess after they find a toad, bring it into the classroom, and accidentally let it loose where it nearly climbs up their teacher's dress and causes her to scream so loud that the entire hallway thinks there's been a murder (both mike and dustin get a very stern call home after that. will and lucas are like. we told you so.) even so, they still like hunting for little creatures after that, and as a result now have an encyclopedia's worth of knowledge on obscure species of salamanders, newts, toads, etc.

[our-lord-little-toad]

Do not apologise, he and his butt is fine, this good art and this is toad approved

Sheriff Toaster

[thackeroy]

I named this chunky little guy Froog as he's a fake frog, he was made using the Mr Toad pattern by Claire Garland, yes, THAT Claire Garland who designed the viral frog pattern that took over the knitting community in the last year or two. I however fell in love with Mr Toad because of my childhood and wanted to make him. I do plan on knitting the actual frog at some point though, but Mr Toad came with clothes too, so far I've only made his frock coat, which I knit using the left over yarns from a failed trans flag tablet weaving project.

[codykinx]

toads

[our-lord-little-toad]

We think your rad too human !!!

[meowteorite]

I cannot get this out of my head. frogue;;.. i mean ..,; toAd;,.

[our-lord-little-toad]

HE LIED. HE SAID HE WOULDN’T TELL. Now look at me—back in the grip of the frog agenda, all because my own blood couldn't keep his mouth shut. I had no choice. This is justice.

[gardenvarietygay]

Not the greatest photos but this guy hung out with me in the greenhouse for a while today. I believe this friend is a Woodhouse Toad (Anaxyrus woodhousii). There are several in our greenhouses, they’re about the size of a cornbread muffin.

[wishingstarinajar]

Is Peter okay? Been a while we seen him and Freddy

Sorry, Anon, they've been too busy snogging.

[dailyish-mario-hugo]

FROG MARIO HUGO FROM "LA BRUJA" HEHE

* day 27

[lordvonbunnyv]

Donald: DON’T YE DARE INSULT ME OR MY DAUGHTER OR MY GRANDKIDS EVER!!

Diesel: Daughter? What daughter?! You’re literally an engine! How can you possibly have a daughter let alone grandkids?! And what grandkids?!

Donald: Those grandkids! *points to Dilly and her ducklings in the pond*

Diesel: …

Diesel: okay, they’re pretty cute.

Douglas: and I’m the uncle!

Duck: I’m Dilly’s step father!

Oliver: I’m their godfather!

Toad: and I’m the nanny!

Diesel: …

Diesel: don’t you guys think you’re taking this Dilly business too far?

Everyone: No!

[toadboatt]

Being disillusioned toward the state of the world and becoming a progressive and openminded person because of your general life experience is like running a marathon. But halfway through, you look around and realize a lot of your friends and family that you thought were moving with you are actually still wandering somewhere around the starting line, barely moving. You've left them behind. Or, more like they didnt realize the marathon started a long time ago

But now you're so far ahead. You dont want to run all the way back to the start to bring them with you because while you've been RUNNING the whole time, they've barely even moved. And youre kinda tired. So instead, you just keep running, anxiously waiting for them to realize the marathon started already.

And it's just.. strange. Sad. But hey! The people you've been keeping pace with for the past couple of miles are pretty cool and interesting people.