#toad talks

[ghostytoad]

don't cry don't cry don't cry oh god don't cry

[toadlesbians]

happy international lesbian day !!! i hope any lesbians reading this get to see something fantastic today :] perhaps a toad or a slug.

[jojosbizzarewife]

Ok, I know this is really random and you don't have to answer, but how do you think Joshu Would react if he finds out he has a fangirl as insane about him as he is with Yasuho ?

Sorry for the late reply! (No one told me a full time job and planning a wedding would take up so much of my time)

Okay Okay - I can see Joshu being super flattered about an insane fangirl - he'd also get super cocky about it

First and foremost! He'd be excited to find someone else who would be willing to go out and do things with him

I feel like he is the type to want to do a lot of cheesy things in public together (face painting at the fair) - he wants someone who wants him and is not afraid or embarrassed to show it

You could not scare this boy off if you tried! Fr he will strive to out-insane you at every turn - oh you have a shrine of his photos in your closet? He has a box with little things he's taken from your house (including some of your hair from when you were asleep)

Equally as obsessed with you right away - the type to get your name tattoo'd on him within a month of dating (likely on his chest or somewhere he could easily show it off)

Is offended if you do not suggest every couple instagram/tiktok trend as a couples activity

He knows you will stalk him/creep outside his room at night so he keeps his curtains open for you (how chivalrous)

Definitely brags about you to Yasuho and Gappy (to everyone really) - but he does not care at all if they get jealous or have any reaction - he's just happy to have a fan and to be able to talk about you

Also calls you his fan instead of his girlfriend - forever

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

girls with short hair and guys will long hair. you agree. reblog

[toadmakes]

for any curious: I am not a weird engagement farming sideblog for froggie that is my girlfriend

[flannelforthetoads]

Hi guys!!, we’re doing a project for our university and it would help us a lot if y’all completed this survey! It’s only three questions and the only condition is to know English and Spanish, and to be over 18 years old. 🧡

(It would help a lot if y’all reblogged this as well. Love y’all!!)

[elmo-rise]

ninja ballerina costume sounds awesome xD, how old were u?

had to check with my mom lol but i was 4! i think my older brother was going as a ninja and i was in my brief ballet era (which ended once i realized coordination was needed) so ninja ballerina i became

attaching a photo for proof but it's pretty grainy plus it's a black tutu so it kinda just looks like i'm failing at being emo. coat tied around the waist really sells the look tho

this was far from my coolest halloween costume tho, the next year it snowed right before halloween and so i went as a blizzard (dressed in all black and pinned paper snowflakes to myself). it was a fucking hit, all my neighbors thought i was so clever and honestly that was probably my peak fashion-wise

censoring my face but it is pretty much the same as the life-size self portrait in the background. once again note the 3+ layers--new england moment

[toadtusks]

If they actually fight and kill Ukatoa in today’s episode, I wonder who will get the HDYWTDT

Fjord would be the most narratively fitting option obviously, closely followed by Jester

Caleb killing another big bad like he did Vokodo and Lorenzo would also be fitting

Beau or Yasha getting the kill would be fun, imagining the giant snea snake dying via a punch to the eye is great in particular.

Funniest option would be Veth because she would never let Fjord live it down. Or Kingsley, the six month old who has 0 past experience with Ukatoa

Then there is always the possibility of Matt killing him via NPC like with Obann XD

Twist ending is Caduceus killing him via yet another divine intervention while still chilling at the Blooming Grove

[sourtabby]

Pride month is rapidly approaching, and turning 26 this year, I feel more desperate than ever to attend festivals and events. Not only because of the current political climate in America, but because I want young queers to know there's hope. That there are older queer people who survived and are happy. That this isnt the end. I know I'm not that old, but America is slowly trying to kill us. It makes me feel so much older. I'll wear my colors with pride to show I'm still here, they can't erase us, I won't let them.

[toadstepfever5]

So I made a new side-blog for all my matsu related stuff including my AUs so if you’re interested you can follow me from there.

the link is down here vvvv

@matsumania1000x

[emptylonelycleanlygodly]

crying over these btw.

Little studies for an upcoming body of work. Paintings have slowly been getting bigger this year, which was a goal I was nervous about achieving. I’m excited to see how the full size paintings of some of these turn out!

[ghostytoad]

bro he's just a silly little guy

[toadlesbians]

to get into a festive mood and try and get myself into a routine if posting more, i’m gonna be doing a little trick or treat ask game !!

my theoretical porch light is on, ring the door bell (send an ask) and you shall receive a toad or other amphibian based on the vibes u give off!!

[jojosbizzarewife]

Me - finally finishing my glass of water 🥳

My husband - bringing me my new glass of water 😘

Me -

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

i’m so normal about this

[indoraptorgirlwind]