#toad talks

[toadstepfever5]

I don’t have anything art related for News Years so Happy News Years everybody.

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Frog chain GO!

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[jojosbizzarewife]

I got fired today, so I'll actually have time to answer my asks now!

[toadmakes]

for any curious: I am not a weird engagement farming sideblog for froggie that is my girlfriend

[ghostytoad]

look at him with his stupid eyeballs and his dumb outfit, i haVE TO HAVE HIM!!!

[emptylonelycleanlygodly]

be a gay little freak!! enjoy it!! no one's gonna bother you about it!!

[elmo-rise]

so that's why they kept saying it was a secret...

[toadlesbians]

to get into a festive mood and try and get myself into a routine if posting more, i’m gonna be doing a little trick or treat ask game !!

my theoretical porch light is on, ring the door bell (send an ask) and you shall receive a toad or other amphibian based on the vibes u give off!!

[luckyfinn72]

love poems

i don't usually write love poems.

i don't usually write poems.

even when i do, they're more prose than poem anyway.

like i'm doing everything almost right

but i only ever get to 90%

but don't get an answer sheet.

what did i do wrong?

what did i do right?

when you don't know which is which,

and you can't use confidence as a marker,

what do you change?

what do you change when there are different answer sheets?

he can't be compared to the others,

the others can't compare to the last,

and i think my dog might be a better person

than all my ex-boyfriends combined.

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

wishing the lovely ladies with numbers in my followers a very sincere i hope ur only fans does well

[sourtabby]

Official post letting yall know I did not in fact die, and have returned, nearly 3 years later. ChaoticCitrus is now RainPuddler. And I have different pronouns. But you know what? I still love a good pun and a silly lil anime.

[toadstepfever5]

So I made a new side-blog for all my matsu related stuff including my AUs so if you’re interested you can follow me from there.

the link is down here vvvv

@matsumania1000x

[jojosbizzarewife]

Me - finally finishing my glass of water 🥳

My husband - bringing me my new glass of water 😘

Me -

[toadtusks]

I’m too tired to articulate anything but that was amazing and I’m so happy

Gonna pass out

[ghostytoad]

don't cry don't cry don't cry oh god don't cry

[emptylonelycleanlygodly]

damn friday the 13th is bad news when the previous weekend your manager fucked your entire department in about three moves

[elmo-rise]

ninja ballerina costume sounds awesome xD, how old were u?

had to check with my mom lol but i was 4! i think my older brother was going as a ninja and i was in my brief ballet era (which ended once i realized coordination was needed) so ninja ballerina i became

attaching a photo for proof but it's pretty grainy plus it's a black tutu so it kinda just looks like i'm failing at being emo. coat tied around the waist really sells the look tho

this was far from my coolest halloween costume tho, the next year it snowed right before halloween and so i went as a blizzard (dressed in all black and pinned paper snowflakes to myself). it was a fucking hit, all my neighbors thought i was so clever and honestly that was probably my peak fashion-wise

censoring my face but it is pretty much the same as the life-size self portrait in the background. once again note the 3+ layers--new england moment