#jojo brainrot

[mcangelicabomination]

I’m not done with part five

[jojosbizzarewife]

Tends to walk around the apartment/house naked

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Joseph

the kind of guy you need to remind multiple times that you have guests coming that day

Avdol

this man is so smug about it too, he knows you're looking

Hol Horse

will wear only his hat around

Akira Otoishi

the concert (that he started in the shower) is often too important to stop and get dressed

Mista

usually on laundry day - he always waits until he has no clothes left

Melone

shameless - tries to convince everyone else to try it

Formaggio

if anyone comments on his nakedness he just responds "you're welcome"

Hermes

"Sun's out bun's out" kind of girl

Mountain Tim

always looses at strip poker - also always starts the game of strip poker

Diego

whenever it's sunny, he lays in the sunlight to nap (like a lizard or a cat)

Gappy

honestly, I feel like my boy just forgets sometimes

[boog-how]

Yandere Werewolf chase!

[revon-aurora-borealis]

yaknow dio drinks alot of wine but we dont ever get to see the mf drunk

man must have a seriously insane alcohol tolerance

also drunk dio sounds scary and chaotic as hell, id love to witness it, like as in see something abt it the manga i mean

[coffeeaddictedidiot]

I FINALLY decided to begin posting my Jojo fic on AO3. I've been drafting through the story for an entire 2 years now, and thought I might as well start posting the thing online.

So if you're interested, feel free to give Chapter 1 a read (or not, I don't really mind)

[deadmanyoshikage]

sorry for the messy line art 😞

[mrs-angelina-abbacchio]

It’s been a while, here’s my new selfship art 🖤

[the-brainrot-central]

(Important brainrot: not the horny kind) GUYS GUYS GUYS LISTEN PLS

Okay now that I have your attention, my two brainrot just synced up and formed the most MAGNIFICENT SPECTACULAR idea that I WILL NOT EXECUTE but I would like to see someone else do bc I’m lazy

OKAY SO

Imagine an End World Normopathy animated music video BUT ITS TELLING THE STORY OF PART SIX OF JOJO AJSJDNND THINK ABOUT IT

Like the Bridge where it goes

“Listen, this is not a question, I have tried and I have failed——if you want to kill the world, you should start by getting it backwards” LIKE THATS DIO TALKING TO PUCCI GIVING HIM THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE HE DIED

And THEN there’s the

“To see the world again

And my sister just gives me that weird surreal look

To see the world again, to see the world again…”

That’s dio and pucci plotting their goofy ahh world resetting bullshit or whatever right??! RIGHT?!???

NOT to mention the choral singing and church bells in the background go PERFECTLY with pucci since he’s all religious and shit, being a priest and all, and given that his whole goal is LITERALLY “achieving heaven” like COME ONNNN ITD BE SO FUCKING PERFECT

Anyways that’s all, I must sleep

[komoriibii]

lipsticks

[jojosbizzarewife]

Cooking Headcanons

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Who cooks with you

Jonathan

more often just wants to keep you company in the kitchen while you cook, he will chop all vegetables at least

William Zeppeli

Caesar

was always good at cooking, gets competitive about it when Joseph comes around, and always offers to show off his cooking skills just for you

Avdol

insists on being the taste tester

Polnareff

Koichi

Narancia

a surprisingly good cook

Giorno

wonderful baker, expect extravagant baking dates every Valentines Day

Ghiaccio

loves cooking with his s/o, loves to try new protein snacks and drinks together

Formaggio

Jolyne

loves to try whatever recipes are trending (basque cheesecake is her favourite)

F.F

Funny Valentine

buys you both cute couple themed aprons

Johnny

Norisuke

on sundays, he meal preps lunch and dinner for the week. Family Rule "if you don't help, you make your own meals that week"

Mamezuku

Who cooks for you

Speedwagon

Erina

Suzy Q

the original Italian grandmother - cooks for everyone

Joseph

insists on cooking for you, it's not good, he's going to try again, you're not leaving until he makes something you like

Okuyasu

doesn't cook well, but does cook for you - Pancake Sundays are a must

Tonio

Bruno

loves to make you his family recipes, always tells you the family history of the dish

Mista

Prosciutto

(inspiration for this post)

Risotto

also an Italian grandmother, for a giant he is pretty smooth in the kitchen

Weather Report

Hermes

Mountain Tim

Lucy

loves to pack little lunches for you both, will purposefully make them as embarassing as possible, includes a sweet note in each lunch

Yasuho

Who can't cook

Dio

Kakyoin

Jotaro

can only cook instant noodles - makes really good instant noodles

Josuke

will not cook, will always opt for takeout

Rohan

Fugo

instantly HANGRY, too angry to cook

Abbacchio

says he can do the basics (he can make cereal)

Illuso

gets bored easily and will either burn or undercook the food - you will probably get food poisoning

Melone

Anasui

Gyro

useless ass himbo cowboy I'll be your mommy

Ringo Roadagain

Gappy

I wouldn't even trust him to microwave popcorn

[revon-aurora-borealis]

You thought it was an olive, but it was i, Dio!

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No no you're totally a great guy Hades- 💀

Thank you all so much for reading! It's my birthday today, and I couldn't ask for a better community to spend it with <3

[boog-how]

"DON'T LEAVE ME!"

[revon-aurora-borealis]

i just realized dio's thoughts on non gender conforming dress is probably str8 up

"fuck that shit, im above it"

so he goes out there with his pointy nails and lipstick and slays like the king he is

[coffeeaddictedidiot]

Shizuka art withdrawals

[revon-aurora-borealis]

she looks like mariah

Iranian Miku

[classical-bluess]

Baby mine, don't you cry