#jojo brainrot

[itsthedanceofitalywoahwoahwoah]

the reselling avdol plush prices are. scary.

[jojosbizzarewife]

Tends to walk around the apartment/house naked

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Joseph

the kind of guy you need to remind multiple times that you have guests coming that day

Avdol

this man is so smug about it too, he knows you're looking

Hol Horse

will wear only his hat around

Akira Otoishi

the concert (that he started in the shower) is often too important to stop and get dressed

Mista

usually on laundry day - he always waits until he has no clothes left

Melone

shameless - tries to convince everyone else to try it

Formaggio

if anyone comments on his nakedness he just responds "you're welcome"

Hermes

"Sun's out bun's out" kind of girl

Mountain Tim

always looses at strip poker - also always starts the game of strip poker

Diego

whenever it's sunny, he lays in the sunlight to nap (like a lizard or a cat)

Gappy

honestly, I feel like my boy just forgets sometimes

[mcangelicabomination]

I’m not done with part five

[revon-aurora-borealis]

yaknow dio drinks alot of wine but we dont ever get to see the mf drunk

man must have a seriously insane alcohol tolerance

also drunk dio sounds scary and chaotic as hell, id love to witness it, like as in see something abt it the manga i mean

[coffeeaddictedidiot]

I FINALLY decided to begin posting my Jojo fic on AO3. I've been drafting through the story for an entire 2 years now, and thought I might as well start posting the thing online.

So if you're interested, feel free to give Chapter 1 a read (or not, I don't really mind)

[deadmanyoshikage]

sorry for the messy line art 😞

[mrs-angelina-abbacchio]

It’s been a while, here’s my new selfship art 🖤

[garuye]

"Dio... Like you said, our fates might truly be one and the same. I feel an odd warmth toward you."

If Jojo's mother had survived, perhaps things might have been different.

[jojosbizzarewife]

SCREW EVERYTHING I refuse to die without knowing which bois would let you peg them🫣🫣

@joestarfoundation, you're my soulmate & I love the way you think 🥰

Who lets you peg them

Blease, I'm Pegging you

Jonathan, Speedwagon, Joseph, Kars, Wammu, Esidisi, Polnareff, Avdol, Josuke, Okuyasu, Rohan, Kira, Bruno, Abbachio, Mista, Fugo, Illuso, Formaggio, Ghiaccio, Melone, Anasui, Johnghalli A, Pucci, Johnny, Diego, Gappy

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Jonathan

He would try it, if you asked. Would probably want a small, smooth, silicone toy.

Speedwagon

Enthusiastic yes! Lots of people don't know this, but the Speedwagon Foundation has a "Sexual Health & Wellness" division.

Joseph

Approaches you with this suggestion. Already owns a pegging dildo and bought harness that he thinks would look amazing on you.

Kars

Doesn't ask, just assumes you two will end up doing it at one point. The type of guy God to have a custom made dildo for you to peg him. It's an idol of himself, he has it on display when it's not in use.

Wammu

Is definitely open to the idea (not like he hasn't done it before). However, he prefers to save it for special occasions. Moans and whimpers the whole time - everyone in the neighborhood will hear him.

Esidisi

More than willing and eager to take on any challenge you're willing to give him. Goes to the store with you to pick out a sturdy harness and a set of dildos. You have to convince him to get one smaller than 10" to start with.

Polnareff

Oui oui, ma cherie! Flattered that you would even ask - horrified that you think he would ever say no to you. If you find a silver dildo to match Silver Chariot, he would die of happiness right then.

Avdol

"YES, I AM INTERESTED!" Loves it when you take control, especially if you tell him to sit on your cock. This man is absolutely putty in your hands.

Josuke

As soon as you ask, this man is shopping for sexy assless undies and a matching pegging kit. Would love if you took him on a date and set out rose petals beforehand.

Okuyasu

A people pleaser, he would absolutely be down for it if you expressed interest. You can't tell me this man isn't already wearing a butt plug out in public (probably because you asked) - HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HE WALKS

Rohan

At first, he would refuse (of course), then would come to you a week later with a harness and multiple dildo options for you to pick from. Becomes a regular thing you two do together.

Kira

Pretends like he is only agreeing for your sake. Is acctually a needy slut for your strap - would have you peg him all the time if he could.

Bruno

You suggest it after he confides in you that he has zipped off his own penis to try using as a dildo. Immediately zips off his penis and zips it onto you so you can peg him with it.

Abbachio

Only brings it up when he's drunk. Wants you to pull his hair and spit wine into his mouth. Will use Moody Blues to replay it when you're not around (and he's sober).

Mista

Brings it up first, buys himself a "clone-a-willy" (glow in the dark, obviously) so you can peg him with his clone - says it makes him feel "closer to you"

Fugo

Once he's comfortable enough with you, he approaches you about it first. Does a bunch of research and prep, gets super nervous/excited - does not end up enjoying it as much as he thought he would.

He would still do it if you really want, but would prefer other forms of intimacy.

Illuso

Wants it BAD, but waits for you to approach him about it first. Power top - degrades you the whole time for enjoying it.

Formaggio

Buys the biggest toy so he can shrink it down to whatever he wants at any given time. Almost cums when you agree to try it out with him.

Ghiaccio

He will make you work (beg) for it. However, after a stressful day, he would be the one begging for a pegging. Prefers to use cooling lube for pegging.

Melone

Asks you by gifting you a strapless strap-on dildo and puppy eyes. Tell him he's a little slut made for your cock if you want to see him cry while he cums.

Anasui

As soon as you even hint at wanting to try pegging him, he buys you both matching dildos. Loves how much you dote on him and how loved you make him feel. VERY LOUD

Johnghalli A

Im fucking drooling and sobbing and begging for this mans cake!

He floats the idea by you first. Would love to be pegged in the shower while you keep your hand over his mouth and tell him to be quiet for you.

Pucci

Would do anything to see God/Heaven again. Says it's the best way to do so. Prefers a curved vibrating dildo. He tears up when he cums while you're pegging him.

Johnny

He initially brings up the idea of wanting you to dominate him. Loves to suck your strap while you tell him how good he's doing. He is a moaning, drooling mess before you even start pegging him.

Diego

This man is so cocky - he NEEDS to be pegged (his idea). Power top, especially after he wins a race. Will tie you down while he rides your strap and tell you how lucky you are that he's letting you pleasure him at all.

Gappy

Very eager to agree to ANYTHING you suggest, this is no different. Will overstimulate himself riding your strap - LOVES when you jerk him off while he rides you.

[the-brainrot-central]

(Important brainrot: not the horny kind) GUYS GUYS GUYS LISTEN PLS

Okay now that I have your attention, my two brainrot just synced up and formed the most MAGNIFICENT SPECTACULAR idea that I WILL NOT EXECUTE but I would like to see someone else do bc I’m lazy

OKAY SO

Imagine an End World Normopathy animated music video BUT ITS TELLING THE STORY OF PART SIX OF JOJO AJSJDNND THINK ABOUT IT

Like the Bridge where it goes

“Listen, this is not a question, I have tried and I have failed——if you want to kill the world, you should start by getting it backwards” LIKE THATS DIO TALKING TO PUCCI GIVING HIM THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE HE DIED

And THEN there’s the

“To see the world again

And my sister just gives me that weird surreal look

To see the world again, to see the world again…”

That’s dio and pucci plotting their goofy ahh world resetting bullshit or whatever right??! RIGHT?!???

NOT to mention the choral singing and church bells in the background go PERFECTLY with pucci since he’s all religious and shit, being a priest and all, and given that his whole goal is LITERALLY “achieving heaven” like COME ONNNN ITD BE SO FUCKING PERFECT

Anyways that’s all, I must sleep

[mcangelicabomination]

imagine the hand accidentally erasing crazy diamonds weenor

Clumsy Confession

I need fictions where The Hand is absolutely infatuated with Crazy Diamond like that bunny meme where the male is obsessed with his giant gf

[revon-aurora-borealis]

i just realized dio's thoughts on non gender conforming dress is probably str8 up

"fuck that shit, im above it"

so he goes out there with his pointy nails and lipstick and slays like the king he is

[coffeeaddictedidiot]

Shizuka art withdrawals

[snoddie]

It really was on sight-

Original (check out their work): https://www.tumblr.com/nachosforfree/671236051654819840?source=share

[revon-aurora-borealis]

You thought it was an olive, but it was i, Dio!

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No no you're totally a great guy Hades- 💀

Thank you all so much for reading! It's my birthday today, and I couldn't ask for a better community to spend it with <3

[classical-bluess]

Baby mine, don't you cry