#jojo brainrot

[jojosbizzarewife]

Tends to walk around the apartment/house naked

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Joseph

the kind of guy you need to remind multiple times that you have guests coming that day

Avdol

this man is so smug about it too, he knows you're looking

Hol Horse

will wear only his hat around

Akira Otoishi

the concert (that he started in the shower) is often too important to stop and get dressed

Mista

usually on laundry day - he always waits until he has no clothes left

Melone

shameless - tries to convince everyone else to try it

Formaggio

if anyone comments on his nakedness he just responds "you're welcome"

Hermes

"Sun's out bun's out" kind of girl

Mountain Tim

always looses at strip poker - also always starts the game of strip poker

Diego

whenever it's sunny, he lays in the sunlight to nap (like a lizard or a cat)

Gappy

honestly, I feel like my boy just forgets sometimes

[boog-how]

Yandere Werewolf chase!

[coffeeaddictedidiot]

I FINALLY decided to begin posting my Jojo fic on AO3. I've been drafting through the story for an entire 2 years now, and thought I might as well start posting the thing online.

So if you're interested, feel free to give Chapter 1 a read (or not, I don't really mind)

[deadmanyoshikage]

sorry for the messy line art 😞

[revon-aurora-borealis]

i just realized dio's thoughts on non gender conforming dress is probably str8 up

"fuck that shit, im above it"

so he goes out there with his pointy nails and lipstick and slays like the king he is

[mrs-angelina-abbacchio]

It’s been a while, here’s my new selfship art 🖤

[the-brainrot-central]

(Important brainrot: not the horny kind) GUYS GUYS GUYS LISTEN PLS

Okay now that I have your attention, my two brainrot just synced up and formed the most MAGNIFICENT SPECTACULAR idea that I WILL NOT EXECUTE but I would like to see someone else do bc I’m lazy

OKAY SO

Imagine an End World Normopathy animated music video BUT ITS TELLING THE STORY OF PART SIX OF JOJO AJSJDNND THINK ABOUT IT

Like the Bridge where it goes

“Listen, this is not a question, I have tried and I have failed——if you want to kill the world, you should start by getting it backwards” LIKE THATS DIO TALKING TO PUCCI GIVING HIM THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE HE DIED

And THEN there’s the

“To see the world again

And my sister just gives me that weird surreal look

To see the world again, to see the world again…”

That’s dio and pucci plotting their goofy ahh world resetting bullshit or whatever right??! RIGHT?!???

NOT to mention the choral singing and church bells in the background go PERFECTLY with pucci since he’s all religious and shit, being a priest and all, and given that his whole goal is LITERALLY “achieving heaven” like COME ONNNN ITD BE SO FUCKING PERFECT

Anyways that’s all, I must sleep

[komoriibii]

lipsticks

[jojosbizzarewife]

Cooking Headcanons

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Who cooks with you

Jonathan

more often just wants to keep you company in the kitchen while you cook, he will chop all vegetables at least

William Zeppeli

Caesar

was always good at cooking, gets competitive about it when Joseph comes around, and always offers to show off his cooking skills just for you

Avdol

insists on being the taste tester

Polnareff

Koichi

Narancia

a surprisingly good cook

Giorno

wonderful baker, expect extravagant baking dates every Valentines Day

Ghiaccio

loves cooking with his s/o, loves to try new protein snacks and drinks together

Formaggio

Jolyne

loves to try whatever recipes are trending (basque cheesecake is her favourite)

F.F

Funny Valentine

buys you both cute couple themed aprons

Johnny

Norisuke

on sundays, he meal preps lunch and dinner for the week. Family Rule "if you don't help, you make your own meals that week"

Mamezuku

Who cooks for you

Speedwagon

Erina

Suzy Q

the original Italian grandmother - cooks for everyone

Joseph

insists on cooking for you, it's not good, he's going to try again, you're not leaving until he makes something you like

Okuyasu

doesn't cook well, but does cook for you - Pancake Sundays are a must

Tonio

Bruno

loves to make you his family recipes, always tells you the family history of the dish

Mista

Prosciutto

(inspiration for this post)

Risotto

also an Italian grandmother, for a giant he is pretty smooth in the kitchen

Weather Report

Hermes

Mountain Tim

Lucy

loves to pack little lunches for you both, will purposefully make them as embarassing as possible, includes a sweet note in each lunch

Yasuho

Who can't cook

Dio

Kakyoin

Jotaro

can only cook instant noodles - makes really good instant noodles

Josuke

will not cook, will always opt for takeout

Rohan

Fugo

instantly HANGRY, too angry to cook

Abbacchio

says he can do the basics (he can make cereal)

Illuso

gets bored easily and will either burn or undercook the food - you will probably get food poisoning

Melone

Anasui

Gyro

useless ass himbo cowboy I'll be your mommy

Ringo Roadagain

Gappy

I wouldn't even trust him to microwave popcorn

[revon-aurora-borealis]

You thought it was an olive, but it was i, Dio!

LORE | REKINDLED EPISODE 46 - STAY AWAY FROM HER

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No no you're totally a great guy Hades- 💀

Thank you all so much for reading! It's my birthday today, and I couldn't ask for a better community to spend it with <3

[boog-how]

"DON'T LEAVE ME!"

[classical-bluess]

Baby mine, don't you cry

[nebulaesstar]

Doodle dump :]

[revon-aurora-borealis]

she looks like mariah

Iranian Miku

[bexalert]

Stardust crusaders having a crush on you

(Jotaro Kujo, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Mohammed Avdol)

Stardust Crusader stuff because I just finished part V and I miss them 😔

Also, I started this a WHILE ago, and it’s just been sitting in my drafts, so here you go.

I’ll also probably be making something for part V soon because I love them all. My accounts about to just become Jojo I’m so sorry 😭

Jotaro Kujo:

• He’s such a sweetie (he will literally ignore you)

• He doesn’t know how to just care about people??? So he won’t say anything

• But he will be very protective of you

• Atleast he’s not insulting you 😭

• He’ll just be watching you at all times, making sure you’re ok.

• He gets flustered, and then gets more flustered since he’s flustered

• Not that most people would notice

• He just starts sweating a bit and looks away.

• but you know who’s NOT shy???

• Star Platinum will not hesitate to play with your hair, stand by you, stare at you

• Obviously Jotaro will try to control him, but sometimes it just subconsciously happens

• He gets frustrated because people (POLNAREFF COUGH COUGH) will tease him

• But he bluffs well enough so you can’t tell

• When he does ask you on a date (if he does)

• It’s short, and almost a demand 😭

• “Go out with me.”

• He moves his hat so that you can’t see his face

• But he’s lowkey shaking

• Bro could defeat dio, multiple other stand users, and stop time without breaking a sweat, but when it comes to you?

• He’s just very out of his element, give my boy a chance

Noriaki Kakyoin:

• He’s just naturally so charming

• Especially if you’re around Jotaro and you’re a woman 😭

• He’ll comfort you if Jotaro makes any rude remarks

• “Pay him no mind.”

• He acts like you don’t affect him as much as you do

• But not to the point of being rude to you.

• He tries to impress you, but might not even realize he’s doing it

• Like he’ll do something cool and then immediately look to you to see if you saw him

• Might act just a smidge more charming

• Oh you need to walk through this door? He’ll open it for you. You’re having a seat? Here, let him pull your chair out for you. There’s a puddle? Oh, don’t get your shoes wet! He can carry you across- for your safety of course!

• He’s very polite, and respects you so much

• Always want to hear your input

• What do YOU think is the best route? Which hotel do YOU like?

• “What do you think, Y/N?”

• Just cares about you very much.

• He’ll be confident but humble when he asks you out

• “Y/N, I like you. Would you go on a date with me?”

• He’s shaking in his boots

• He just always has this content smile when he’s with you.

Jean Pierre Polnareff:

• Oh brother we got ourselves a yapper 😭

• Everyone knows he likes you

• It is absolutely not a secret

• You just assume he’s joking, or think he doesn’t really mean it

• But he is DEAD serious

• Shameless simp- he doesn’t care who makes fun of him

• “Ah, Y/N, do you need help with that? I’ll help!”

• You didn’t need help, he just can’t stand to see you working

• “Mon amour, someone as beautiful as you shouldn’t have to do work like this. Hohoho! leave it to me!”

• He’s incredibly corny and will say the cringiest things at any time.

• “Ah! You’re eyes are as beautiful and shiny are Silver Chariots armor!”

• and you’re just like thanks???? I guess???

• He will ask you out constantly. Just got done fighting? He’ll ask you out to cuddle in his sleeping mat (and also proclaim his undying love) you’re hungry? Please! Let him take you out to eat (and proclaim his undying love) you said you’re tired? He’ll ask you if he can carry you (and of course proclaim his undying love)

• When you finally take it seriously enough to give him a chance, he is over the moon

• He’s telling everyone

• “they said yes! We’re dating!”

• He’s so head over heels and just adores you

Mohammad Avdol:

• Dude he is SWEATING

• Like you won’t notice because he’s very calm and collected, but he’s freaking out

• It also doesn’t help that Magicians Red always comes out when you’re around, and he just keeps getting hotter.

• Like if you’re having a long conversation with Avdol, it will just progressively get more hot

• He tries desperately to keep Magicians Red under wraps, and for the most part he does

• But he gets so embarrassed when he cant

• He’s super respectful, like feels bad for even liking you

• He thinks he’s being gross for thinking of you like that especially if he doesn’t think you like him 😭

• He feels embarrassed outright asking to just have a conversation with you, so he always tries to cover it up with something else

• “Y/N, do you mind helping me read this?”

• HE COULD READ IT!!! He just wanted an excuse to talk to you ☹️

• Since he’s also the groups stand teacher, he’ll use his knowledge to his advantage

• Like you’ll made some off comment about “hmm wonder why that happened.” And he’s going into nerd mode

• 🤓☝️ “Actually when a stand user…”

• Like it was not necessary for him to go off like that, but the way you listen so intently makes his heart flutter.

• if you take his advice into account or say something reminded you of him, he is DEAD

• You actually thought about him, even just for one second, and that is wild to him

• He is also a simp, but no one would notice. Pouring your tea for you, helping set up your mat, bandaging your wounds, etc.

• You just think he’s being a good friend

• When he finally asks you out, he’s so flustered, but tries to keep calm.

• “Y/N, when this is all over I would like to take you on a date. Is that ok?”

• He’s just the sweetest nicest big ol’ teddy bear.

[starrsarchive]

i'm so sorry