Text
"dick" "pathetic" "moan" "pussy" "desperate" "wet" "needy" "cock"
21K notes
·
View notes
Text
Me - finally finishing my glass of water 🥳
My husband - bringing me my new glass of water 😘
Me -
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
Just because you're trying to save money doesn't mean you can't eat out!
*spreads legs*
Get to work.
895 notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
603 notes
·
View notes
Text
'not everything is about your fave character' okay but what if it is tho
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
when you come home and get on tumbler dot com to oppress the heteros
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
I got reminded to this old series. I don't remember if I posted it in here, but here you go now. I wanna retouch on it and finish the remaining three pieces I have in mind. Some day I'm less busy.
639 notes
·
View notes
Text
i’m inviting you to my birthday dinner where we will be sucking dick & cock
276 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m telepathically scissoring with my mutuals so if you feel a tingle that’s me (heyyyyyy)
152 notes
·
View notes