#to which she replied

[songmingisthighs]

"you can't love this group and its members that much"

i've loved my little siblings who have pee, pooped on, and made fun of me, my dog who have ruined approximately 4 of my fancy ass shoes, heck i've loved regular men for less so you bet your ass i can love these men who made me laugh at their ass fixation when i was neck deep in depression

[chibisquirt]

Constantly amazes me how someone as awkward as I am can make their living talking to people. One time I was leaving a guy a voicemail about his sectional which would be delivered in two days... I tried to tell him that it would be delivered in 6 pieces, but unfortunately, I inserted an extra consonant into the word "pieces."

Yes, it was the one you're thinking of.

No, I did not know about the pound key thing.

genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.

[martiverseart]

What if they both want to be with somebody else but are stuck with each other nonetheless ❤️✨

[tumbler-fucking-sucks-goodbye]

I got a colonoscopy recently, and didn't tell the doctor about the tattoo on my ass that says

Your Name

and I've been cracking up about it since approximately June 17th when I initially made the appointment

[cerusee]

No one ever tells you, when you’re born, that you’re going to spend an enormous amount of your time and energy just oozing substances.

[chloesimaginationthings]

So why is Vanny so determined to get on Michael's good side?

It’s mostly because every one on one interactions they’ve had so far has been negative pff

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Ok we have another one to add to the list!!!!!!

So I've seen a lot of people arguing about the whole "but Marinette made the decision for him!" thing in Werepapas, and honestly I think it's another Lady Macbeth/Baby It's Cold Outside scenario.

So the argument here, if you don't know it, is whether Lady Macbeth pressured Macbeth into killing the King, or whether she saw that it was what he wanted to do, and encouraged him because his conscience was getting in the way of something he clearly wanted to do. I can't be arsed to explain Baby It's Cold Outside but you get the gist.

So, the argument here is - Adrien still doesn't get to make his own decision. But did Marinette make the decision for him, or did she encourage him towards the decision he was always going to make? To me, the part where Adrien said he didn't know what he wanted was VERY in character. It read very much as him not wanting to offend anyone or cause another fight (like the one they literally JUST went through). But, really, was he ever going to make a different decision? He was choosing between Nathalie, who from the flashbacks and *gestures* the Rest Of The Series clearly cares about him, he knows her well, she loves him. Or a couple of strangers he just met that day. Adrien clearly, throughout the episode, expresses that he wants to stay in Paris, with Nathalie, and he is repeatedly ignored. To me, this moment is not Marinette making the decision for him - it's her standing up for him and saying to him that he can speak his mind. Remember, Adrien's spent his whole life under his father's thumb. He never could say what he wanted for fear of retaliation.

There IS a theme of other people making decisions for Adrien, obviously with the grandparents, but also with Nathalie herself. I will defend her until the ends of the Earth, but she did decide on her own that Adrien would be better off with biological family - granted, there's CLEARLY something influencing this feeling, plus the grandparents talking about how she's not family and has no right to look after Adrien, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some kind of backstory there - but once again, even though she thinks it's for the best, and the best thing for Adrien even if it hurts her (which it clearly does), she's still making a decision for Adrien. She's blinded by the fact that she's obviously at some point been told that she's not his family and never will be (the guilt from being Mayura and aiding and abetting his father is probably coming into play too) and so she makes a decision that ultimately, Adrien should have had a say in. And Marinette, like she did in the Special, puts her foot down and says, actually, you are his family, or the closest thing left, so listen to him when he says you are. I also found it very funny when Marinette literally tells Nathalie "you're an adult", and follows it up with basically "so do something about this". But you get my gist - ALL of the characters are making decisions for Adrien, and Marinette SEES this, and encourages Adrien to make the decision HE wants, and not the one that will please his grandparents.

[petr1kov]

here's the scene i've mentioned before where nemesis and melinoë talk about hypnos, for those who wanted to see it!

[whitebookposts]

In celebration of the aromantic spectrum awareness week, let's do a shotout to Bretta, the absolute icon of romance craving aromantic

She is just like me fr

[bigfatbreak]

Since Fu and his methods have been kinda debated on in this fandom, I've just making sure. Is Marinette over-positiving her memories with Fu since she blames herself for him getting mind-wiped or would he be really scold her on recklessness and taking care of herself?

former. grieving his memory wipe is making any kindness he did seem to gleam like precious stars in her memory, which is making it hit that much harder. she's definitely spiraling around losing him right now, and not seeing the reality that he chose child soldiers to fight a supervillain. he really might've scolded her for being reckless, but nowhere near as lovingly as she's imagining he would - she's putting positive words in his phantom mouth because his loss hurts her more than she's willing to communicate, and its become the cornerstone of her isolation.

[whimsicalcotton]

tfw u gotta rescue ur situationship's situationship from freezing to death. call that polycule bonding <3

[sunshades]

wait. again i dont have anything ready 4 pride month but you guys take my swaggy chart too before i return to work. love and friendship forever....

[dyl-z]

Told my mother about the spider bite piercing miss maam was NOT happy

[gideonisms]

John thinks he can top and makes it through like 3 strokes before he's just flesh-magicking his dick longer and shorter, he's utterly lazy and thinks making it bigger is always better. And if the other party ever, Ever says "oh god" he's always ready with the most annoyingly-smarmy "you rang?" possible. 2/10, dad jokes without being hot enough to pull them off

It's been a while since i posted the speculation about John's sex life that would make this make sense as a response but anon was so right about this one. That dick is like a slinky to him

[indestinatus]

one of us has to got to infiltrate comic con and ask them the most unhinged questions

[butchkaramazov]

GUESS WHO HAD THEIR FIRST KISS TODAY