#to the uninitiated

[cuethetommo]

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[iztea]

girlhood is a spectrum

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.

[official-linguistics-post]

If you are looking for 4th person pronoun may i offer 'chat', as you are literally referring to those beyound the 'fourth wall"

this ask was created in a lab specifically to torment me

[lurkinginnernarrator]

svsss au: Qing Jing peak holds live drawing classes, Shen Yuan gets suckered into being the model.

Cue: SY artfully laid out, lounging like a tragically melancholic rich lady, lighting and pose just right, and various peak lords looking for him for various reasons and just entering the class and stopping, on the threshold, buffering.

In the background of course are various disciples crying because this is the third time they've redone Shizun's hand and the lighting still isn't right

[vanhelsingapologist]

leave my heart to the damned as you build me a bed in the earth

[biglesbiandragon]

Long story short, my old lady Athena went in for surgery to remove a suspected cancerous mass in her mouth and instead they found...

A small piece of headphone cable embedded into her jaw.

She has 3 teeth and she managed to pull this off. This is the only time I've heard a vet say "I've never seen anything like this before" and it be a good thing.

Let's give it up for my invincible old lady 🙌

[ranticore]

revelation preparing to take its first steps after reforming. it used the flesh of three plains harpies to rebuild its entire body below the waist. the resultant form was lighter and more agile than that of the other wyrms, suited to walking aboveground

[dailyhmsw]

loop 130

bonus no effects version C: !

[noirandchocolate]

LET'S DO THIS, MY FELLOW BELIEVERS IN SANTA! It's that magical day again, for us to keep an eye on our favorite fat red man with presents via NORAD Tracks Santa! 

Here’s your yearly history lesson about this merry tradition:

In 1955, a Sears department store placed an advertisement in a Colorado Springs newspaper telling children that they could telephone Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.  But the phone number for the “hotline” had a typo in it and calls from excited kids went to Colorado Springs’ Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) Center instead. Colonel Harry Shoup responded by telling children that there were signs on the radar that Santa was on his way south from the North Pole.  Colonel Shoup also told his staff to give all children who called in a “current location” for Santa Claus. A tradition began which continued when NORAD replaced CONAD in 1958.  And it’s been going on for OVER SIXTY-FIVE YEARS!  

As of right now on the tracker (8:11 am EST), Santa is flying over the Pacific Ocean in his open sleigh, and he and the reindeer have already delivered 767k gifts!  DO YOUR BEST, SANTA!  PLEASE SPREAD YOUR JOYFUL MAGIC FOR 2024!! WE NEED IT!!!

Meanwhile, NORAD’s Santa-spying tech can also be used as a fun way to learn more about the world, since its map pops up new links to Wikipedia articles and photos–and sometimes little videos–for locations Santa visits! Check it out!  

[hinamie]

doodles

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Gerard in 2013:

Gerard in 2023:

[thebramblewood]

Catching frogs and bullying teens to avoid confronting the truth at the Ravenwood Family Festival!

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[probablybadrpgideas]

ive fallen into a pattern of having my players fight a tarrasque every christmas

ah, the soap opera approach to christmas

[xobloodletter]

in pursuit of humanity

[dovalore]

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of hraesvelgr haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao