#to set my kitchen on fire

[fingertipsmp3]

The sims 2 is so funny because you can do everything right, you can make your sims study cooking and go to work on time and micromanage everybody so that they don’t die in stupid ways, and then the goddamn nanny burns your house down

[kari-go]

WHO LET HIM COOK

[twicearoundthebend]

I don’t care what all those fluffy fics about Logan waking Wade up with pancakes say, that man cannot cook. I don’t think he ever really had a house, just kept moving from hotel to hotel, or spending the night in the woods with some bear. Sure he can gut and clean a fish no problem, but pancakes?? He will burn the house down. This man would set the stove on fire because he didn’t know you needed water in with spaghetti noodles. Campfire cooking only.

[starscelly]

everyone chatting to mush after his hatty

chi@dal 12.31.23

[writeshite]

Aaron Hotchner's husband coming to his work to give him his lunch he forgot and the team is shocked that he has a husband and one who looks like he was sculpted by the gods

Maybe also Aaron telling the team that's his and no one is allowed to flirt with him, reader then flirting with Aaron in front of the team just to tease him

Aaron 'I don't need rest I'm perfectly fine' Hotchner having a husband that's sculpted by the gods, and everyone in the team is trying to piece together a timeline because when? how? Said husband walks in with Hotch's lunch, and when Hotch speaks to him, it's like a cliche in a movie - his eyes soften, and he smiles; yes, Hotch smiles, but like this, smile is soft and small. Also, flustered Hotch? Love it, personally, I like the idea that his ears go red first and he has to cover them for a while after you've left.

[starmocha]

I literally just wanted to listen to the song.

It sounds like it should be the end credit after you finish the main story and made it through an arduous journey, and now everyone is going to live happily ever after. This would be playing during an epilogue as it shows scenes of every single character going about their normal daily life. As the song ends, it will pan to the main characters, implying that this is just the beginning of the next stage of their lives.

[aspec-argentum]

Instead of talking about our usual stuff my therapist and I discussed Dropout.tv... basically it went like this: I mentioned that my workplace had a fire so I was working from home since Wednesday and go back tomorrow (small fire on the floor above me and no one was injured or even present- and our new fire alarms worked so go us for finally getting those put in) We discussed how much money this school gets and how it's unbelievable there weren't fire alarms just a few years prior! And then we transitioned into what I've been doing beyond work since it's summer (I'm a grad student so summers are structured differently for me).

We started off by talking about what I've been watching so I talked about NSBU and we talked about Brennan Lee Mulligan and from him about the entire sphere of DnD that exists and how many of the people overlap (the McElroys, Critical Role, & D20 highlighted). She mentioned that she knew of a season of D20 that Hank Green was in so we talked Mentopolis and she also mentioned that she had heard that Brennan knew a lot of bird facts so I told her the lore of where that started. Then we discussed Breaking News as a concept and the fact thay not many streaming services or media in general is willing to have fun and I've successfully gotten her to agree to waych Mentopolis- she wrote it down!!- and look at the stuff Dropout has on YT.

Next I'll try to get her to get a subscription!

[marclef]

yahoo it's one of the most controversial holidays of the year!! but here, peppino whipped you up a little something for the occasion. hopefully nothing bad happens to it first.........

[ask-seer]

[ @askmercenary and I played Overcooked. ]

[uselessalexis165]

the final battle but it’s just random screenshots that i took (3) 🤖

[tonedeafcrow]

thinking abt the Laundry room scene and yeah Wolfgang totally lived of Pot Noodles and all that when he was doing his law degree

my man is a mess and I love him for that

[torchickentacos]

Attempting to convince my mom to let me bring a new mac and cheese recipe for thanksgiving. Wish me luck

[inseparableduo]

This was the groups first Christmas together. It was also the twins first time really celebrating Christmas at all. The two were incredibly excited and doing their best to get into the Christmas spirit. They insisted they get a real tree so they could decorate it.

Unfortunately, they didn’t inspect the tree at all for bugs. The two had no clue they were even supposed to do that. Not long after finally getting it into the house eggs had hatched and a bunch of praying mantis started to invade the house. Well…. At least it wasn’t spiders.

Either way, Darla ended up crying and clinging onto Drew as he tried his best to redirect the bugs. It took a while for Darla to calm down afterwards but, they were determined not to let this set back stop them.

They finally started to decorate the tree. Maybe they went a little overboard or maybe the wiring on the lights was faulty. Either way, the tree ended up catching on fire when they were done. Luckily, they had a fire extinguisher in the house (thanks to Andrew’s habit of always setting the kitchen on fire when cooking) and it was snuffed out before the fire could spread.

“I think this is a sign we should stop celebrating Christmas.” Andrew said, quietly.

“We’re cursed.” Darla sighed. Absolutely defeated by the days events.

@the-frozen-pheonix

[supervor]

Forgot to take a picture of the first night, but here's night 2!

[skinreflectsthesun]

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[littlelillycatsworld]

I'm sat here judging my friends apartments that she's looking at and I was talking about the kitchen and she fucking killed me by saying something along the lines of "why are you so focused on the kitchen it's not like either of us eat"