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liexpressway · 9 months ago

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But once he is gone who will I have?

tiktok / icarly / unknown / @/mothman / An Oresteia: Agamemnon, Aiskhylos / Bumble Ardy, Maurice Sendak / icarly / A Little Life, Hanya Yaragihara / The Fall Of The House Of Usher, Steven Berkoff / A living Chattel, Anton Chekhov

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thewrittenpodcast · 8 months ago

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Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in

Peter: may won't pick up

Principal: no not your aunt. your mother

Peter: i don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed

Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life

Pepper, walking in: i was called

Peter:

Peter: your name is virginia?

Peter: my life is a lie

Peter: how can I go on

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lilislegacy · 5 months ago

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frank: hey guys, what’s up?

annabeth: hi frank

frank: uh, why is percy looking at you like you betrayed him or something

percy, staring at annabeth with an open jaw and hurt in his eyes:

annabeth: oh he’s been like that for 10 minutes. i explained to him that there's no way to know if we’re actually seeing the same colors. for example, what I see as "red" might look like "blue" to him, but since we’ve both been taught to call that color "red," we assume we're seeing the same thing. when in reality, the colors we see could be totally different, but we’d never know because we use the same names for them.

frank, looking distressed: that… that’s an awful thing to say to someone

#this keeps me up at night #and i think it would keep percy up too #i hated my sister the day she told me that #it was a bad day for me #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #frank zhang #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo incorrect quotes #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse

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tsuchinokoroyale · 2 months ago

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Bedhead 🐮👅

#I had the silliest dream last night my sister went as Glinda the good witch for some costume contest #and had a wand with crazy pyrotechnics that almost burned the venue down #but really impressed some rich dude who wanted to fund a performance with her as Glinda #so I said I’d direct but that we needed someone on vocals bc and I quote dream tsuchi:#“my sister is a lovely singer but she’s no Ariana grande”#but then I like turned down Kristin chenoweth bc like it’s been done before #and went with Gigi hadid who I only actually know in name like I couldn’t tell you who she is in real life #and then I was like “wait I have no experience directing a musical” and woke up #Virgo ass moment tbh #gpoy #and yes I was almost late to work bc I kept snoozing my alarm bc I wanted to see how the musical would go

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ellieshyperfixations · 5 months ago

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Nightcrawler, learning about Santa: Why do we need to watch out? Is Santa going to assassinate us?

Wolverine: Yeah. I mean, what do you think happens to the bad kids?

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jl-11037 · 3 months ago

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Wind at midnight when he should be sleeping: I wish my eyeballs were detachable. Because if you can’t see something just remove your eyeballs and get a better view

Wild who should also be sleeping: Does that mean you can swap a eye with someone and see from two perspectives at once?

Warriors who is on watch and wants peace and quiet: Please go to sleep

Four who gave up on trying to sleep: Please keep talking. I'm bored, not tired, and it's too dark to read

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu wild #lu warriors #lu wind #lu four #lu incorrect quotes #based off of another weird thing my sister has said

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number1abbasupporter · 11 months ago

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Sirius: *puking in the toilet*

Peter: ah is it a hangover?

Remus: no he walked in on James and Regulus shagging this morning

Peter:

Peter: oh