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izloveshorses · 22 days ago

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it's really incredible how little i can write on command

#personal #i did manage to write nearly 3k on my two days off #which is insane alhsdjfk #but!#was it for anything i've promised???#no!#is it for something entirely new and random????? perhaps #to my defense.#road trip is making me cry at every paragraph for personal reasons alhskjdf so that's been difficult to work on #and the western au is in the works but i keep getting stuck and changing my mind #and then there are other unpublished wips i've been hopping around in 💀#god how did i complete my humanities degree #how did i write all those papers #how did i focus

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 7 months ago

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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn #that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh

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bookwyrminspiration · 5 months ago

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I can behave normally around books

#shitpost #anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct #in my defense I only bought 5 #for a combined total of usd #where’d the number go. it was 17 usd #the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself #but either way #24 in one day is a personal record I think #also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake

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chilpilled · 11 months ago

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his smile and optimism…….gone………

#halflings being treated so horribly and being used as bait and him making a union so others dont get treated as badly as he did. ourgh #no wonder hes defensive and doesnt trust people. it makes me tear my hair out #my silly little rabbit…………#chilchuck tims #dunmeshi

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the-nyanguard-party · 1 month ago

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*puts the tip of my sword in your mouth* enough, you will only talk when I tell you t- stop sucking on it

#it was obvious that this would have gotten blorbotagged but in my defense #i didn't expect it to get actually popular #anyway my mistake making this post i'm the only one to blame

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trek-tracks · 1 year ago

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She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

#cats #cat #my cat #the cask of amontillado #the cat of amontillado #she’s just vibing in her walled-off chamber #Willow #not trek #sorry for the non-trek cat pics but in my defense she is the specialest little baby

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phantom-shell · 2 months ago

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I think it's super interesting how Jimmy's fear of Anya and the baby manifests in his mind as the Pony Express mascot.

Unlike every other character, Anya ISN'T in Jimmy's guilt/regret hallucinations near the end. He sees Daisuke walk towards the dark, he sees Swansea chase him through a cemetery, he sees Curly on fire in front of him but ANYA? Anya isn't given that kind of treatment. No, instead, we see a hallucination of the baby, a tiny horse in a womb that has no face attached to it (Anya's face specifically, all he sees is the womb), turning into a deformed monster that hunts him down the moment it's born.

Polle (the baby) is seen as a danger in Jimmy's head in the beginning of the game too, after he walks out of the cockpit. The more he walks, the louder the baby noises get and the more deformed Polle looks when he runs into it!

Jimmy doesn't give a damn about Anya, nor does he regret anything he did to her, but he is scared of that baby and what it means. The living proof of what he did to Anya, manifesting as a monster that hunts him down throughout the game.

#mouthwashing #Polle says: FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS INSTEAD OF BEING DELUSIONAL!!#god please take all of Anya's pain.. double it and give it to Jimmy #this might be gibberish but in my defense it's 2 in the morning and I am very sleep deprived #mouthwashing jimmy #mouthwashing anya #mouthwashing curly #mouthwashing daisuke #mouthwashing swansea

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bedupolker · 4 months ago

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girls when they get new shoes:

fairy shrimp & tadpole shrimp

#fairy shrimp #tadpole shrimp #brine shrimp #crustacean #triops #my art #gouache #traditional art #fairy shrimp ended up looking very anomalocarisy but in my defense #look at any macro shot of a fairy shrimp

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akiretv · 3 months ago

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cracking jokes in the cold

#undertale #sans #toriel (in dust form)#would it ruin the moment if i said i got the joke from the minecraft jokebook #in my DEFENSE i adapted it #instead of “in the snowy tundra” it's in the snow #shaboom #totes an original

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lauraneedstochill · 5 months ago

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[every action has consequences]

🔪 inspired by this tweet:

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sophie-baybey · 1 year ago

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#yes im posting a screenshot of my own post #BUT #in my defense #my husband told me to do it #so i had no choice

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abortionado · 2 years ago

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Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

#okay like in my defense im trying to work around adhd and its helpful to me to make a task more fun #oc #10k

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dredgesnails · 18 days ago

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