#to me. to me.

[jay-lied]

slimeriana nation WE ARE SO BACK

[benevadeca]

Do people argue about trolls ages? In like a trying to realism it way? Bc it's a soft magic world system and tiny diamond came out like a mini adult. Also if we're talking about BroZone like I get they're a very 2000s boyband but to me theyre so Jackson 5-coded. Who when the band started were aged ~6-13 lol.

Like I do think the age gaps were a little sillier but they're like fae style fairytale fantasy spirits of music or smth. The answer is always rule of cool / funny / whatever fits the story youre telling / plot convenience.

[thepaleelf]

i want to beat things with a morningstar so bad

[gabv1rielislyfe]

Drawing asgore for the first time in like years lol

[zincbot]

i'd love to check out additional tmnt content cause the rise drought is killing me. but i can't handle raph as anything but an eldest child

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[vee-lociraptor]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[fangsforfags]

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[benevadeca]

Trolls 4 should be barb's apology tour and Floyd +another brother or smth joins it bc it just so happens to go backwards through places he's dicked around in in the 20 yr gap so it and its a Bonding Experience to see what he's been up to / it is found that he is also making a more personal apology tour and the punchline is he killed King Gristle (senior) and was trying to find just the right "sorry for killing your dad / thanks for helping to save me from being smoked to death" for king gristle (jr)

[westiec]

You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[metaphoricallyrose]

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