#to make things worse

[squeakadeeks]

theres that ridiculous reigen promo art that i wanted to redraw my dudes as

whenever i look at this jpeg i become physically nauseous

[oifaaa]

So what I'm hearing is:

Jason, just came back from the dead and holding a duffel bag full of heads, is somehow the one with his shit the most together in the family?

All the other members of the family are really jealous that Jason got to skip the last 20 years bc it's been an absolute nightmare for the rest of them

[soup-for-ghosts]

HSR 2.1 SPOILERS

maybe this was funnier in my head

[justlovingit]

So Shen Qingqiu has Luo Binghe

Shang Qinghua has Mobei Jun

Shen Jiu has Yue Qingyuan

And Liu Qingge. Has. NO ONE!

And not because he doesn’t want to!

Or because he doesn‘t deserve it!

This man has literally done NOTHING wrong!

He has always acted in a way he was convinced was best for everyone!

And STILL, he stays alone! Forever!

Unfair!

[croh3]

really dig this "noel is kayne" theory. we can't have a normal hot detective character we already have one

[lennox0arts]

Not me, totally

Im definitely not writing about our favorite lil birb lad around that one Icarus poem, going through all the hardest points of their lil birb lives that i can... Okay you caught me, Im making it.

[review-anon]

Does anyone know how to take off a Godzilla suit? (I have never seen Godzilla.)

You want to get the suit off, its not that hard, granted Tojo will need help but we can easily do that.

What does Gonta do?

There's a pocket on the back on the suit, unzip it and then help Tojo get out.

Okay Gonta do that!

*Gonta goes to the back of Kirumi and tries to look for the pocket where the actor comes out*

What are you doing Gonta?

We know how to get you out of the suit, but you will need help.

I don't want to leave the suit, I want to use it to help save my people.

Please...you aren't well. Let me help you. I just need to find..AHA! There it is.

*Gonta finds the pocket and goes to unzip it. Thankfully unlike the actual Man In The Suit, Kirumi hasn't fused with the costume and can be pulled out*

Okay....Time to get Kirumi out.

*Gonta proceeds to grab Kirumi but...as soon as he does, she shakes violently, tossing Gonta off her and the pocket zips shut*

GRR...OOOOOKKKKKK!!!!

W-What going on?

I thought you were taking her out of the suit!

Gonta had her! But suit reacted!

Of course...this has to be another supernatural suit...as if we didn't have enough of them.

*Kirumi starts to stagger around and because not enough problems were afoot someone else had to show up*

W-why is there a Godzilla monster that looks like my mother?

[feski]

One of the best feelings in the world is going to work and doing what you are told is the proper way to do things only for someone to come along and go “you’re doing this wrong” while acting like you should have known and then GOING TO THE REST OF YOUR COWORKERS TO TATTLE FOR YOUR TERRIBLE MISDEEDS WHEN IT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM.

[phantaloon]

-> you ask for my opinion

-> you dont agree with my opinion, quite emphatically

-> i tell you, okay, you choose whichever you want

-> you ask me why i don't like the option you like

-> after you insist, numerous times, i tell you why i dont like the option you like

-> you say my opinion is wrong, actually

-> you do whatever the fuck you want

...

-> you ask for my opinion

[rhaenyratargeryn]

Running around Balder's Gate with my good-girl cleric Tav, Karlach and Wyll while poor Astarion is forced to play voice-of-reason babysitter.

[trio-of-chaos]

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Evil spork?

dreams are weird man

one day I dreamed about a fork and a spoon fusing dbz style and they turned into a spork that would try to grab me to feed to their master, who is just a gigantic mouth

they became a recurring part of my dreams so from time to time I find myself running away from THE EVIL SPORK

[wishfulsketching]

Silco and his terror of a daughter

[kosmogrl]

[imperatoralicia]

Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Me doing my stupid research so I can fill out the stupid ballot and do my stupid civic duty.

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.