#to make things worse

[squeakadeeks]

theres that ridiculous reigen promo art that i wanted to redraw my dudes as

whenever i look at this jpeg i become physically nauseous

[oifaaa]

So what I'm hearing is:

Jason, just came back from the dead and holding a duffel bag full of heads, is somehow the one with his shit the most together in the family?

All the other members of the family are really jealous that Jason got to skip the last 20 years bc it's been an absolute nightmare for the rest of them

[soup-for-ghosts]

HSR 2.1 SPOILERS

maybe this was funnier in my head

[justlovingit]

So Shen Qingqiu has Luo Binghe

Shang Qinghua has Mobei Jun

Shen Jiu has Yue Qingyuan

And Liu Qingge. Has. NO ONE!

And not because he doesn’t want to!

Or because he doesn‘t deserve it!

This man has literally done NOTHING wrong!

He has always acted in a way he was convinced was best for everyone!

And STILL, he stays alone! Forever!

Unfair!

[croh3]

really dig this "noel is kayne" theory. we can't have a normal hot detective character we already have one

[lennox0arts]

Not me, totally

Im definitely not writing about our favorite lil birb lad around that one Icarus poem, going through all the hardest points of their lil birb lives that i can... Okay you caught me, Im making it.

[feski]

One of the best feelings in the world is going to work and doing what you are told is the proper way to do things only for someone to come along and go “you’re doing this wrong” while acting like you should have known and then GOING TO THE REST OF YOUR COWORKERS TO TATTLE FOR YOUR TERRIBLE MISDEEDS WHEN IT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM.

[phantaloon]

-> you ask for my opinion

-> you dont agree with my opinion, quite emphatically

-> i tell you, okay, you choose whichever you want

-> you ask me why i don't like the option you like

-> after you insist, numerous times, i tell you why i dont like the option you like

-> you say my opinion is wrong, actually

-> you do whatever the fuck you want

...

-> you ask for my opinion

[rhaenyratargeryn]

Running around Balder's Gate with my good-girl cleric Tav, Karlach and Wyll while poor Astarion is forced to play voice-of-reason babysitter.

[trio-of-chaos]

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Evil spork?

dreams are weird man

one day I dreamed about a fork and a spoon fusing dbz style and they turned into a spork that would try to grab me to feed to their master, who is just a gigantic mouth

they became a recurring part of my dreams so from time to time I find myself running away from THE EVIL SPORK

[kosmogrl]

[imperatoralicia]

Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Me doing my stupid research so I can fill out the stupid ballot and do my stupid civic duty.

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[lenichque]

[omletteturnedscrambledeggs]

taking a nap is such a scam. fell asleep at 5, woke up at 7, thought it was the next day, couldnt feel my legs and lost two bracelets as well as the will to live