#to impress a boyTM

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

what i really want to know is what do you mean you don't like acid rock, taylor? what bands are you talking about when you say that? what do you mean? please don't tell me you dislike jimi hendrix taylor

[imagineitdearies-old]

Hi! I’ve been wondering about Jace’s scent—is Jace just a stinky, stinky boy? Is it bc he’s suppressed his omega identity for so long that it’s very pungent? Is it bc Aemond is going into heat, too, so his body is registering the scent as a competitor, and thus he’s disgusted by it?

Omegaverse scents have always been so interesting to me. Do we know what Aemond’s scent is?

Like most people, I’ve been wondering about Luke’s reactions to Jace (lust v. love v. Instincts, etc.). I’m very impressed (albeit disappointed 😭) with your ability to keep these things under wraps to avoid spoilers. You responded to another anon that since we are in Aemond’s POV, we’re only seeing what he wants to see. My hopeful shippers’ heart is hanging on to the fact that even in Aemond’s POV Luke’s demeanor seemed to change when he noticed Aemond potentially going into heat (eye more dilated, less control of himself). To me, this reads as even if he is affected by Jace, Aemond is still his main omega and will take precedent at least where sex/lust is concerned (love is tbd). I appreciate those added details bc it’s helping me keep faith in lucemond as you work on the next installment of your lovely, lovely story!

LOOOL is Jace a stinky stinky boy?? Aemond sure thinks so 🤣🤣

Yes to both--Jace is bleeding on top of being in heat, so his scent is just really strong and everywhere right now, and Aemond instinctively clocking him as a competitor makes it totally repugnant to him.

We don't know what Aemond scents like! I've also HC-ed that you can't smell yourself, and in the D&S verse it's a crazy inappropriate, improper thing to tell someone (except in the bedroom). One day in a Luke POV I'm sure it'll come up though 🥰

I do try, despite Aemond's very unreliable POV, to include details that could be interpreted in a more nuanced light by the reader, so I'm glad you caught those! Jace being in full-blown heat on his bed had Luke a bit flushed, but you're right that just the scent of Aemond in pre-heat had Luke suddenly losing his mind.

Keep the faith! I promise y'all were not wrong to peg Luke as a Very Good BoyTM in earlier chapters, he's just also a little young and naive (and lbr totally in over his head) sometimes 💙

[derevosky]

tangled au shindeku (platonic because their story happens in one day) with dad for one ok ok here we go

yeah it’s “tangled au” but izuku’s hair is not long. he’s just trapped in the tower because (afo)hisashi put him there out of “love”. izuku’s believed to be quirkless but hisashi knew that his son inherited his quirk so yeah. he didn’t really want anybody knowing that.

inko is the queen because hell yeah she is. she’s ever so loving to her husband that she’s fine with only being inside the castle taking care of her son, trusting his words that the kingdom was great while there’s actually chaos happening thanks to the rise of quirks.

a group of vigilantes called one for all, led by toshinori stepped in to revolt and approach the castle.

then the king was impeached (yet unfortunately had the time to take his son with him), the kingdom needed a king so toshinori proposed to the queen.

anyway the kingdom was being ~great~ and stuff with the hero system. meanwhile, hisashi built a tower and put izuku there while he sometimes goes to places to research more about trigger and nomus because he’s a great dadTM like that mmyes. /sarcasm

growing up, izuku spent his time reading stuff about quirks because that’s what’s his dad have in his library like wow okay. he also read the worn out comic books underneath his dad’s bed and it was about legends and heroes. and he was really into them.

but his dad convinces him that the world is abusive and out of control. that izuku should stay safe (because he’s “quirkless”), even guilt tripping him that he’s his only family.

funny thing is, he knows his dad’s quirk is just fire breathing because hisashi is a goddamn liar like that. he’s amused how his dad cooks with his firebreathing (like gdi hisashi don’t even impress your son more you’ll just break his fucking heart.) and well, he’s like, adoring his dad for his knowledge and sht.

by the way it’s his birthday!!! too bad he’s still inside the goddamn tower. we all know that izuku can’t fucking deal with being trapped. he needs to explore, know more about quirks and the world. and maybe meet heroes like that would be fucking cool.

so say hello to shinsou. he’s a thief and sht, and can also brainwash people so he’s p cool and fucked up because he’s an angsty boyTM. and he’s wanted. (of course he is.) he’s stealing for his village that needs attention but unfortunately the kingdom only pays attention to the middle class and sht. (admit it. all might is quite problematic ok) so shinsou’s kinda a hero of the village but more likely a vigilante because first of all stealing is bad.

anyway shinsou and his fellas ojiro, aoyama, and that one kid fled from the castle because they fucking stole the crown. like wtf.

shinsou, the ever loving trolling jerk that he is, of course, had to leave his team and took off with the crown. (the scene goes like this: “okay, boost me up” “gimme the crown first.” “what? you don’t trust me after all the times we’ve been together?” they stayed silent. “ouch” and shinsou complied. and still managed to take the crown because his agility is lit like that. “COME BACK HERE YOU-“ and bam, brain: washed.)

he was then chased by motherfucking ingenium. (no iida is not a horse here)

and thank god he succeeded in hiding. then he discovered the tower. queue shinsou and izuku meeting aka shinsou taking his time to talk to the crown and say “hello at last” and izuku beat him with a wok. (it had to be a wok ok)

so that happened, and izuku says “i got a person in my closet!” and he’s like, “can’t wait to prove dad that i’m capable af.”

speak of the devil, his dad arrives and izuku’s on hyper mode explaining how he could handle himself like freedom is near boy oh boy but no. hisashi has to be a loving fatherTM and izuku feels freakin sad now. damn his birthday sucks.

and so, he was like, “ok dad fine.” and hisashi asked him what he wants because the dude felt guilty (wow he is capable of that?) and izuku told him that he just wanted a notebook as a gift since all his notebooks are already full. hisashi agrees and left.

izuku automatically nyoomed to his closet and opened it. shinsou (pray for his soul) unceremoniously got out of it.

“okay but this person looks fine??? except for the eyebags.”

shinsou momentarily opened his eyes only to be knocked out again.

and now he’s tied to a chair.

shinsou wakes up and see izuku. “wtf who are you”

“uh who are you? you’re the trespasser-“

oh boy.

shinsou grins like a lil sht and, “untie me and forget this happened.”

izuku inside his mind: “FUCK FUCK FUCK DAD WAS RIGHT I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS. BUT DAMN SO THIS IS HOW BRAINWASHING QUIRK WORKS HECK THE BOOK DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOW I WISH I HAD ONE TO-“

(izuku has now the brainwashing quirk while shinsou seems to feel like he’s missing something.)

“holy sht how did you- what have you done?”

“uh, i don’t really know?”

shinsou just stared at him, his quirk doesn’t work anymore for some reason.

izuku seemed to have noticed this of course, and him being a literal genius didn’t take him long enough to know that he stole his quirk. so he tried his diddly darn best to make a deal with shinsou regarding helping him to go outside the tower. (as this was happening, shinsou is jealous and bitter af like lmao his quirk got stolen bruh, so his snarkiness is gonna dial up)

shinsou: “wait, you don’t know how to go outside?”

“my dad is kinda uptight. he never told me where the door is. and i don’t really know how you climbed up here.”

“....”

“sooooo, you gonna help me?”

“what choice do i have”

and so their adventure begins

[motherfuckingmagicbrian]

character thing! ya boy lucas

First Impression: Little Bitch BoyTMImpression Now: The WorstFavorite Moment: Lmao when Magnus hefted him from the ground and said “You’re a coward and I hate you”Idea For a Story: Lucas trying to a wizard school professor having to deal with Know-It-All and overall best boy Angus McDonald and his strong opinions Unpopular Opinion: mmmmmm Trying to bring back his mom was noble even if it was selfish and I don’t blame him for using the relic like that, he was under ThrallFavorite Relationship: He loved his mom in a good loyal way and its the only good thing about himFavorite Headcanon: Not Directly Lucas but his mom def dated Lucretia and he was a terrible child

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[yarokh]

Dad. uvu

                                       izuku’s bastard demon father / @chimeriac

             It’s been almost three years since he’s seen Izuku for more than maybe four minutes in passing. It’s funny in an ironic way that he would meet his child’s little boyfriend on his own before he saw his own son after he got accepted to UA. Perhaps it was for the best after all, who was he to step in now sixteen years too late to start parenting the kid he never really wanted. 

             Hisashi looks the boy over with an incredibly critical eye. He’s oddly impressed, Shouto is for all intents and purposes cute. His coworkers had shown him Izuku and this boy’s fight at the sports festival, the clash had been spectacular. His dual quirks against Izuku’s new flashy one had been almost beautiful. Meeting him he’s even more surprised that Inko had called him to tell him that was the boyTM.

                                        ❝ so you’re the boy stupid enough                                            to date my idiot of a daughter.                                                      i saw your fight at the sports festival.                                                      pretty impressive i’ve gotta say, even                                                      if you have no taste in girls.❞

[eviipaiadin]

12

12. Your in game inside jokes/memes/catchphrases and where they came from.

There’s a reason I tag our campaign as ‘Dungeons & Shitposting’. But here’s a list of all the dumb in-jokes I’ve had over my years of playing and running games. (Under a read more because it’s a lot)

D&D 4e or ‘OTK the Campaign’

“Bards are just better warlords!”

“I’m working with this really cool archfey. She’s kinda underground, you’ve probably never heard of her.”

Raviel Thade, Door-to-Door Raven Queen Salesperson

“...You never said that your Vicious Mockery was dealing non-lethal damage to the cow...”

“I’m a paladin, right? That means these villagers respect me, right?”

“...And there goes the halfling, hoping to hitchhike to meet some competent adventurers...”

Homestuck 4e or ‘I Am The Only Person In This Damn Campaign That Doesn’t Know No Houseglueds’

“Evii, do you have a +1 in any stat at all?”

“His name is literally ‘Villain’. I ain’t trusting him.”

Pokemon Religion vs Fusion Science

“Why are you guys laughing so hard? All I did was push him down some stairs.”

Legends or ‘The Origins of Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call’

Literally anything about Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call

“Diplomancy: Friendship Really is Magic.”

“...And then I stuck her with my shadow sword!” | “Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?”

“Ew, I can’t believe you’re into dead people.” | “For the last time, I’m a necroMANCER not a necroPHILIAC!”

Gregory the goblin head

“No, we are not selling the avatar of god into slave labour.” | “BUT THINK OF THE PROFITS THAT COULD BE USED FOR ORPHANAGES, GERARD! YOU LOVE THAT WEIRD GOODY-TWO-SHOES SHIT, RIGHT?!”

“If you’re gonna threaten us to kill something for you and you’re that tough, do it your damn self.”

“Voice is a privilege reserved for the GM and the GM alone. You players peasants must use text.”

“I can’t fucking believe the fate of the world once again rests in the hands of the two (2) short ones.”

“No, you cannot build a mountain of corpses to escape. I’M RAILROADING YOU SO I CAN REINTRODUCE A PLAYER CHARACTER. STOP BEING DIFFICULT.”

“I surrender, suckers.”

“My pirate gear is the HEIGHT of fashion. Keep your stinkin’ tux to yourself.”

Fate or ‘Evii Makes a Weird Character for Extended Pun Purposes’

Peter ‘Pan’ Handel

“He’s 50% man, 50% goat, 50% alligator.”

“You still sound Russian. Gimme some more vodka, maybe that’ll fix it.”

(It was a single very short session so not much memes there, unfortunately.)

World of Darkness or ‘Deadbeat Dirty Drug Cop and Rich Kid with a Penchant for Speed Ruin Everything at Record Speed’

“I slap him with the mummy hand.”

“How many levels do I need to put into [stat] before I can dual-wield shotguns?”

“How many sanity points does it cost for me to make a one-liner here?”

“We might not have a silver bullet. But maybe there’s enough silver in the five hundred (500) bullets we pumped into him to do the trick.”

“I can’t believe our most powerful ally is a devil hooker.”

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures 1 or ‘Lie Detector is Overpowered’

“Your character is [age between 20-55]? None of these tokens work for that.”

“I attempt to read the sign.” | “It says [whatever’s on the sign].” | “HEY GUYS, THE SIGN SAYS [whatever’s on the sign]!”

“My ahegao is a built-in lie detector.” | “YOUR WHAT?!” | “You know, the dumb single standing up hair.” | “THAT’S NOT WHAT AHEGAO MEANS, EVII!!”

“I believe in my Shuppet. So that means it does an extra... 8d6 damage.” | “Fuck off.”

Pokemon Tabletop Adventures 2 or ‘Who Let Me Be In Charge?!’

Bipen begins.

“Oh no, not Bidoofs!”

“...So you killed her Charmander.” | “OOPS!”

D&D 5e 1 or ‘The Wheatley Featherstep Saga’

Another character that exists for Evii to make bad puns

“Kaiser is the best and the strongest and can beat Baphomet with two (2) arms tied behind her back.”

Decibel the definitely-a-drow

Owly the owl

“So you can’t actually roll low enough to be hit by the aftermath explosions from these things...”

Decibel dying and immediately being reincarnated by a giant magic thing

Wheatley banishing Baphomet and all the demons back to the Abyss by accident, saving Kaiser and also kicking off the Wedding Crashers Arc

Wheatley’s Double Death Room

Wheatley, Lawful Good Monk, befriends local Chaotic Evil vrock

Wheatley adopts a fire snake after being complicit in murdering her family (oops!)

Halfling Lucky can’t save you if you roll a billion 1s in a row

Sultan of Many Titles vs Chiyoko of Many Titles+1

“You know, if you had actually had the Deck of Many Things on your person, you would’ve auto-won the encounter.”

“Why can’t I beat an 11 on Insight checks?!”

D&D 5e 2 or ‘Dungeons & Shitposting’

“Salith has the strongest drow fists in existence.”

“She has a tentacle rod and we are ending the conversation there.”

“Bitch!”

[Arceusawful Russian accent] “What do you call dark elf who cannot swim?”

Kana the NPC slayer

“For the Sea Mothah!” [fish slap]

“I fucking hate spiders.” | “I fucking love spiders!” (These two (2) characters are now dating.)

The Nature Society has made lumberjacking illegal.

Everything about Nappa/Cabbage, really

“’Allo! My name is, ‘ow you say, Ree Asho!”

The Cavalry

I am kana man 410,757,864,530 DEAD KOBOLDS

“Hey Frank”

 Speedrunning the campaign

“Look you guys, the beholder isn’t even at full power!”

Potion of Good Performance (not actually a sex thing!)

A traditional derro and kuo-toa burial

“The tree did it!”

The Messenger’s Guild

The Cyrus is Framed and No One has Fun for at Least Five (5) Sessions Arc

The Return of Bipen (”I’m a Dragon~!”)

The Return of Captain Creig Cornswaggle, the Courageous Commander of The Cruel Craven and Co-Owner of The Crow’s Call

The Tomb of Pharaoh Phasulias, Home of Pharaoh Phasulias

Demon lycanthropy is extra bad lycanthropy

Torchguard Commander Rickert is tired, grumpy, but kinda hot (at least to Navi)

“You’re Linda!!” (can’t remember if that was the right name)

The We Kinda Got Invited to a Wedding But Only a Few of Us are Still Playing the Characters that Knew the NPCs Getting Married so the Impact is Greatly Lessened as a Result Arc

Yoil Kreth and the Mechanized Execution Combative Heavy Axe (MECHA for short)

Oh Boy More Travelling NPCs We Really Don’t Care About

My awful impressions of Cyrus and Bipen when their players aren’t around

Fluffy is a Good BoyTM

Themberchaud the Fat Cat Dragon

Thesmachaud is buff, scary, but kinda hot (at least to Kana)

“Oh god we killed Buppido!”

“Your demon sense senses a billion (1,000,000,000) demons.”

D&D 5e 3 or ‘Evil Squad’

>hags

The Conch Horn Plan

Mr. Skeletal the First to Mr. Skeletal the Third

Magnifying glass

Portable ram

KOTA WE’RE ALL DUMBASSES JUST TELL US THE FUCKING ANSWER

“GIVE ME BACK KUBAZAN!” | “HE’S MINE, YOU GAVE HIM UP!”

“Okay, I am not gonna put my hand back in that hole.”

“OUR GODDESS WAS A 2WHO?!” (Related: “IS THAT A 2WHO?!”)

Thanks, druid friend, for your important contributions

“Leviathan!” | “It’s Laevaetaen!” | “Laeviathan!”

D&D 5e Mini or ‘I Miss You, Hug-Hug’

“Fuck you, I’m muting my mic for the rest of this session.”

Hug-Hug being the cutest lil gobbo ever

The Ten Billion (10,000,000,000) Hour Sacrifice Debate Room

D&D 5e 4 or ‘I Hate Time Travel’

:rasande_confused:

Soul micromanaging everyone’s characters

:salazar_dark:

“Keep the fisting to a minimum, my monkish friend.”

Barin, Champion of Booze

[insert ff14 realm reborn cutscene instead of narration here]

“Wait, our group is the one (1) that best understands this plot?!”

D&D 5e 5 or ‘Spooky Shadowfell Scures’

John ‘Thicccc’ Taric

“I have a very sharp shovel.”

[goggles that make you have night vision]

“Form of...!”

i’m missing some smaller one-shots and stuff but i can’t think of any major memes to come from them

[angel-nero]

If ur still doing this, heyy

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: a bit intimidating,he writes the fic i like w sunny *eyes emoji*2. Truth is: you’re so nice, friendly and kind!! 3. How old do you look: 19-204. Have you ever made me laugh: yesss5. Have you ever made me mad: not possible!6. Best feature: voltron positivity in this fandom. shares love for shiro and the best boytm. Cool opinions!7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no!!8. You’re my: cool mutual, cool buddy9. Name in my phone: i dont!10. Should you post this too? idk if u already did but if not… maybe?:D

ty so much! and sorry for answering late D:

[hyperfixatinglove]

Gilgamesh and Cu Chulainn from the Fate series from the fave rating please!!!

Fave rating season is back again it seems 

Gilgamesh^

First impression: “there’s so many gifs with different looks of him?? Are they the same person?? He’s kinda scary too”

-he knows he handsome

-probably has silver tongue and can manipulate people

-prob likes to be shirtless

-might be a bit.. unstable

-is prob rich bc gold accessories

-or he steals them idk

-I bet he loves cuddles tho

-and loves to hold you by your waist and tell how you are his

-was a cutie when younger

-maybe innocent maybe not

-maybe something fucked him over

-you’re the thing that keeps him here, keeps him grounded and stops him

8/10

Cu Chulainn^

First impression: Pretty long haired boytm

-nice hair man 10/10 color & height

-most likely a flirt

-has dem muscles

-seems royal bc those clothes/armor

-most likely a badass

-gets away with a lot of stuff cause he’s pretty

-seems like fandom fav or quilty pleasure fave

-is that hair of his soft? Try to pet it Mel & tell me it for science

-protective as hell of you

-you’re his princess

-seriously emphasis on his but not too creepily

-lots of needy but surprisingly gentle kisses

-prob can lift you with one arm (good shit is heard in the distance)

9/10 most likely less unstable than the first pal, I ship you two