"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star | ENFJ, Aquarius, and all that jazz.
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my boss, giving me crucial information: you got that?
me: ya
me internally: what’s new scooby doo, they’re comin after u, gonna solve that mystery, i see u scoo—
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you ever think about how good the tamagotchi designs were.
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me: I should shower! it will energize me me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p
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today's agenda
screaming into the abyss (2 snack breaks)
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first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.
third day of the semester:
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King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*
The Lord:
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So...are we all just a bunch of gays with anxiety?
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