#to do this meme in Hard Mode

[maplefiasco]

The always-wonderful @booksandabeer tagged me on this one and I can't pass up an excuse to post about tv.

Rules: without naming them, post 10 gifs of your favorite TV shows, then tag 10 people

No-pressure tagging: @asmoonlightthroughthepines @msmandapants @popsiclememories @between-a-ship-and-a-hard-place @scare-ard--sleigh @asofterhibou @ffollies @caviar-derolo @deliriumsfish @betelgeusetoo

[justanotherfanfolks]

Back at it with the memes: Now ft actual gameplay content

[oculusxcaro]

Bold what applies to your muse.

Swearing | Fingernail chewing | Slouching | Slurring | Drinking | Smoking | Drugs | Impulse decisions | Obsessive phone checking | Bad time management | Slang | Poor grammar | Overworking | Slacking off | Over sleeping | Under sleeping | Skin picking | Poor eye contact | Lying | Rambling | Skipping breakfast | Junk food | Self criticism | Procrastinating | Day dreaming | Forgetful | Envious | Jealous | Gossiper | Drama whore | Secret teller | Skipping class work | Spitting | Lip licking | Lip chewing | Drinking from the carton | Yelling | Too much internet | Poor hygiene | Impatient | Hot headed | Biased | Complaining | Scab picking | Buzzfeed | Cheek biting | Teeth gnashing | Shoplifting | Scamming | Speeding | Hair pulling | Large ego | Eavesdropping | Exaggerating | Fidgeting | Free loading | Littering | One-Upping | Whining | Borrowing without returning | Unnecessary Aggression | Talking during movies | Plagiarism | Copying | Glaring | Spacing out | Ignoring | Over critical | Messy | Hateful | Overly Prideful

TAGGED BY ;; @brokentoys​ (thank you wikia! ♡) TAGGING ;; @arkhmlcst, @awolxsiblings, @bdybag, @freak1ish, @goldenmedic, @gnarledbite, @grasshopperqueen, @halfghcst, @made-of-archimedes, @sanguine-salvation, @the-rorschach-mask and anybody else who'd like to do this?

[apothecarywormcrud]

fucking. running out of tabletops with you. so make a guy for either Cyberpunk if you wanna go easy or Eclipse Phase if you want hard mode

transhumanist psychic genemodder gets the fuck out of dodge to do their own thing, locates a derelict ark ship floating on the edge of civilized space, starts squatting, and proceeds to construct 584376834 new bodies for themselves just for kicks, most of which wind up in the trash* or in the refurbished cryochambers (don't ask about what happened to whatever was in there originally) until long-term isolation compels them to start uploading copies of their brain to everything within spitting distance, including the ship. they have a vague idea of which one is the original, but it doesn't really matter because they're all lowkey psychically linked anyways so who give a shit.

in game terms: isolate - genehacker - async / scum faction w/ 500000 morphs fuck ya life bing bong

[nymphaura777]

THE PLAYHOUSE MODE METHOD™ wake up in the void without even trying (aka the lazy baddie method)

Okay, so listen up. This is for the dead and tired souls who want to literally do nothing and still wake up in the void, like, this is the no effort trick. and it’s actually fun???

What even is playhouse mode?

you know when you were a kid and said i’m a fairy princess and your brain just went yeah sure and made it feel real? that’s the vibe. This method is pure pretend energy. You're not visualizing. Not feeling. Not waiting for symptoms. You're just deciding to roleplay your void self and then…sleep. That’s it.

okay but like…why does this work?

Because embodying is how the subconscious learns. It doesn’t care if you’re actually in the void or playing like you are, it just responds to the energy. You’re not affirming, you’re not even thinking logically. You're letting your brain go "lol i’m literally god and already there" and guess what? it follows along.

how tf do i do this?

1. Pick your void alter ego, embody you're them already, like:

i’m void me tonight. I don’t affirm. I don’t wait. I'm just it.

2. Get comfortable, flop into bed like your soul just clocked out from the cosmic drama. Zero expectations and no prep.

3. Start the game, like literally act like you’re already in the void. talk like it’s real: ohhh look at me chillin in this pitch black, infinite void dimension y’all can’t even see me rn.

Say it like a meme. Be unserious. That’s the key.

4. Let go + sleep, you don’t have to feel anything. You don’t have to know it’s working. You just…let go and BOOM next thing you know, you wake up and something’s different.

But wait...here’s what people usually struggle with (and why this method saves you):

I can’t feel the void

you don’t need to, this isn’t about feeling anything, it’s about embodying so hard your brain accepts it.

I keep waking up in the same place

okay but did you decide the void didn’t happen? because that’s usually the issue, wake up and say omg i’m in the void but it’s disguised rn. Stay in the roleplay.

I fall asleep trying too hard

No trying here, you’re just being goofy, the less you care, the faster it clicks.

Nothing ever works for me

This works because you’re not working, you’re just being. The subconscious loves low effort fun.

Okay so, you don't need to do more. You just need to play like it’s already done and guess what? You win the game every time. try it tonight. Say "i’m void me." and watch the universe roll out the velvet carpet.

Credits to @anitalenia for beautiful dividers!

[techniiciian]

me: i should say hi to this blog that followed me me: i should ask if this blog would like to plot also me: how dare you try to talk to anyone, you know youre shy and riddled with anxiety also me: fuck it we ball

[dollishmehrayan]

BATBOYS GENERAL HCS DURING DATING ── .✦

a/n: my posts are barely getting engagement so it would be nice to reblog + like + cmmt tysm! Also

I’m so tired because I don’t know what I want to do with myself when like writing because I don’t have much ideas yk, (I do have a lottt of ideas just don’t want to like spam and idk how to like execute it correctly so ya) but I’m so grateful I’m back!

(Tags: batboys general hcs + fem!reader)

DICK GRAYSON ── .✦

Compliments: Dick will compliment you constantly, but they’re the slightly extra kind. “You look like you just walked off the cover of a magazine… Or like you’re about to rob a bank with your style, and I’m here for it.”

Date Nights: Dick is a hopeless romantic mixed a romantic flirty person. He'll plan elaborate date nights that are almost too perfect. You're having a candlelit dinner on a rooftop... until a mosquito swoops by, and you both spend 20 minutes trying to catch it.

Awkwardly Adorable: Dick tries so hard to be smooth, but when it’s just the two of you, he ends up tripping over his words, saying things like “I love you… like… in a non-creepy way… I mean, I know that sounds creepy but—“, “you know dick, you could’ve just told me you loved me no need for all that extra yapping.”

Sharing Food: He can’t resist sharing his food with you but will dramatically defend his fries. “No, you can't have any. This is the last one. You’ll be fine. It’s called 'the sacrifice of love.'”

JASON TODD ── .✦

Grumpy But Cute: Jason might be brooding and grumpy on the outside, but once he gets comfortable with you, he’s a sucker for giving you the best hugs. They’re just not as soft as you expect, because, well, he’s Red Hood and that’s not very 'soft' in his book.

Love Language: He definitely has a love language of throwing sarcastic remarks at you to show affection. “I’m just saying, you look so good, I might actually let you live longer than five minutes without me.”

Meme Sharing: Jason will share the funniest memes with you, and he will laugh harder than anyone else when you send him a reaction meme. You two could spend hours going through meme after meme while ignoring his patrol responsibilities.

Late Night Conversations: He’s always the first to text at 3 am just to say, “I’m not okay. Also, I think I might’ve made pasta in the Batcave, but it’s 80% burnt and half of the 20% is missing on the ground in other words, it’s fully burnt. You in?”

TIM DRAKE ── .✦

Puns & Dad Jokes: Tim is the king of puns. You might be mid-sentence talking about something serious, and he’ll sneak in, “Well, that’s egg-sactly what I was thinking.”

Organizing Everything: Tim will have a notebook just for your relationship. He organizes things like "future plans," "annoying habits to change," and “how we can both pretend to be normal in public.”

Overthinking: Tim might send you long, thoughtful texts about nothing and everything, then panic and delete them. Later, you get a short text that says, “Hey, I like you. It’s cool. Let’s go save Gotham.”

Netflix & Research: On date nights, Tim is all about watching a documentary on some obscure topic. You wanted to watch a rom-com? Nope. Tim says, “Let’s learn about the history of ancient pizza ovens.”

DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦

Fiercely Protective: Damian will go full boss mode in a relationship. If someone even looks at you wrong, he’s ready to challenge them to a duel. You’ve never seen someone challenge a guy at the coffee shop to a sword fight over a latte until you met him.

Literally Shakespeare: He has this bizarre habit of reciting random Shakespeare quotes when trying to express his feelings. “My love for you is like a tempest, crashing and relentless. Also, I think you forgot to add sugar in my coffee.”

Jealousy: He’ll get jealous of even the smallest things. That random guy who offered to help you with your grocery bags? Damian’s glaring at them from across the parking lot, preparing his “You’re not worthy” speech.

Tenderness: Don’t be fooled by his brooding exterior. Damian will get you flowers (in his own way) — like a very dramatic single red rose that he purchased with the least amount of emotion possible, but you know he spent an hour picking the perfect one.

BRUCE WAYNE ── .✦

Grumpy But Loyal: Bruce is that partner who takes a long time to warm up to things, but once he’s in, he’s in 100%. He’ll still be grumpy, though. If you show up in a bat-themed shirt, you’ll get a raised eyebrow and a grunt that could probably level an entire building.

Affectionate In His Own Way: Bruce will bring you your favorite coffee without asking because he’s been paying attention to your usual order for the past six months. But if you say anything about it, he’ll act like he’s annoyed. “I’m Batman. I don’t do things for people.”

Overprotective: He’ll put the Batcomputer between the two of you if he’s feeling protective, even if it’s completely unnecessary. Someone bumps into you? Bruce is already three steps ahead, tracking their life history and figuring out their deepest secrets, just in case.

Romantic, But Quiet About It: Bruce can’t show his love through words, but the way he gives you his jacket when it’s cold speaks volumes. Of course, he acts like it was an accident. “I didn’t want you to catch a cold, that’s all. I’m not a softy, don’t read into it.”

GENERAL TRAITS FOUND IN THEM ── .✦

Matching Outfits: They’ll all pretend like they’re too cool for matching outfits, but one day they’ll catch themselves accidentally twinning with you, and neither of you can ever act normal again.

In Public: They’ll all act like they don’t care if you hold their hand in public, but if anyone tries to grab your hand instead, they’ll give them a glare that could freeze a person in place.

Batman’s Turtleneck: Every Batboy secretly loves when Bruce wears his iconic black turtleneck and glasses. They all think Bruce looks like a mysterious intellectual, and they might just start commenting on it to mess with him. Bruce is too focused on Gotham to care.

[cacartoon]

Patreon March 2025 Wallpaper

And a full explanation of where the hell these guys have been

So ever since I announced “The Origins Arc” or what is now called “Lost and Found Arc”, I’ve come across a major problem.

I’m not entirely sure how to go about it.

On the one hand, I know what happens when you over do it and putting so much energy into something that’s supposed to be simple fun can kill the vibe immediately. So I’ve taken my time to figure it out.

But on the other hand, I do have ideas and I’m not apposed to doing it.

Of course this does NOT mean it’s canceled or really a hiatus. It’s more like limbo.

And on more personal notes, I need money. It’s hard enough to split my time up between working towards more financially stable options and making content that realistically I can’t bank off of.

Top it off with my major platform, TikTok, always under threat of banning and my emotional and mental state from that was drained so drastically I was already in self destruct mode, the entire thing was sent into a whirlpool of uncertainty.

Not to mention for an “arc” like this to explain whatever sort of chaos I cooked up the last like 3 years can’t exactly be done in a funny meme video, and I’ve seen the numbers. People don’t really care about just straight up mini comics or slide shows.

So my brain is trying to figure out what would work best and efficiently without sacrificing fun or making work harder since commissions have been on a downward spiral thanks to recent events.

Of course, I have been getting on a better track thanks to the Octonauts fan comic as it actually helped put my creative process for comics into perspective and I’ve been having a ball learning. And the response has been overwhelmingly supportive both here, BlueSky, and TikTok.

So while this isn’t the end of Game 6, it’s just going to be complicated without a level of stability.

I’m sorry I don’t speak enough or post enough, but we’ll get over this hurdle somehow. In the meantime, I do intend on working on my other projects as I do need to make money and without content I can’t exactly expect people to throw handouts at me lmao.

So please enjoy the wallpaper and check out my other socials. And thanks again for listening.

Stay safe everyone, and take good care of yourselves

[byfulcrums]

mtmte is the best comic ever and i can prove it to you

There is, of course, the canon mpreg

Grimlock, known Decepticon killer, gets adopted into a group known as The Worst Decepticons Alive, has a baby with them

The bloodthirsty, mentally ill guy that lowkey caused Megatron to go all evil adopts a bunch of red scraplets

Ratchet steals his ex-coworker's hands and keeps them for himself

On the hands: Before that, he would hit his with a hammer because they didn't work properly. Right before a surgery

Man experiences police brutality, decides to take over the universe

Rodimus' nonsensical doodles turn out to be a map leading to heaven

Rodimus also gets crucified

The therapist of the ship, also known as the most forgettable guy ever, is actually God with a capital G

God befriends a guy doing everything in his power to prove the existence of the afterlife

God befriends an atheist

God almost gets sacrificed

Remember the Worst Decepticons Alive? Their dumbest member (who genuinely believes squirrels live in minds) created the cure for lobotomies

There's a random man's corpse sticking out of the engine and also a kinda-vampire

To turn vampires back into regular people you have to hit them real hard in the head

The leader of the DJD runs his group of bloodthirsty killers and torturers like an office workplace

They get scolded by the tiny medic they could squish and are terribly afraid of her

You get to know how the war actually started! It was because of a curly straw

Character goes back in time to stop the war because he's gay and ends up accidentally causing it

Multiple transfem characters!! All of the girls are trans!!!! And most of the boys are gay!!!!

They made STARSCREAM the ruler of the world

There's an entire chapter dedicated to that one time they were chased by a planet

Local Girl's Best Friend Dies, Responds To That By Putting His Brain In Her Eye Socket

They steal a guy's corpse, increase his size with an experimental thingy an amoral scientist created, and use his alt mode as a spaceship when theirs gets stolen

There's an Autobot spy that communicates to them by shooting a crew member

Even the serious panels have meme potential (see: Overlord and Rodimus)

Whirl's general existence makes the world a worst place, which makes the comic even better

"What gives? I'm normal again! Well, relatively speaking."

[Singing] "No one cares! No one cares what you have to say~"

Whirl making a depressed Rodimus so angry that he goes to get by by lighting (I actually can't remember if this is how it went lmao, it might've been the other way around)

When he told everyone about the time he "killed" someone in their sleep and shoved their wand up their ass

Brainstorm creates a button that allows the characters to break the fourth wall. Swerve presses it and becomes a narrator

One of the most painful slow burns EVER. Jesus

Their first actual interaction consisted of Cyclonus dropping Tailgate because he was annoying

Then: "I knew you'd find me"

Violent warlord that has destroyed multiple planets and planned to conquer the universe gets legally mandated into becoming the ship's captain, much to Roddy's despair

At some point, Megatron starts to sound just like Rodimus when talking to Magnus and it makes him want to kill himself

OP gives Roddy and Meg the shared title of "co-captain" so Rodimus wouldn't get upset

Oh, here's a thing: Tumblr is canon in TF IDW

The Scavengers (Worst Decepticons) go to the real world as TF toys and it's never mentioned ever again

Warriors who have endured six million years of war, powerful and feared, freak out when the light goes out

Space Jesus 2 demands an audience with God, gets hit by lightning and disappears

Character survives a terminal illness by dying

Ultra Magnus gets drunk. He's a giggler. He also starts crying

And more!!!!

[hyuneflix]

from love-coded.exe

season one: finding sunshine boy a hacker group, comprised of five members, has their world changed when a glitch leads to y/n joining their private chat. gn!reader.

intro episodes available here or here << back to dash // next season >>

DAY ONE EP 0.1 - taking notes EP 0.2 - eat the rich EP 0.3 - freaky freak EP 0.4 - y/n investigates EP 0.5 - brain rot

DAY TWO EP 0.6 - simping for jesus EP 0.7 - promising leads EP 0.8 - in minecraft EP 0.9 - the plot thickens

DAY FIVE EP 1.0 - zaddy mode EP 1.1 - working hard EP 1.2 - hardly working EP 1.3 - sunshine lore

DAY SEVEN EP 1.4 - svt memes EP 1.5 - fully unhinged EP 1.6 - in minecraft 2.0 EP 1.7 - ✗ marks the spot EP 1.8 - the treasure

DAY EIGHT EP 1.9 - partners in grime EP 2.0 - [redacted] EP 2.1 - name dropping EP 2.2 - svt memes 2.0 EP 2.3 - socks to be you

DAY NINE EP 2.4 - eye eye cappin' EP 2.5 - rip $10 sunnies EP 2.6 - recovery mode EP 2.7 - takin' it wayback EP 2.8 - revenge mode DAY THIRTEEN EP 2.9 - breast stroke EP 3.0 - EP 3.1 - EP 3.2 -

free preview of first ep

for members: early releases are live

INFO -> as this is a wip you can reach out to be put on the taglist. i've made two methods for you to do this: comment with your user on the google doc or send an ask.

-> current upload schedule: every other day upon completion of a "day" (group of ep's). small breaks may be undertaken between ep groups due to the day not being wholly completed.

[gatorbites-imagines]

Brain got to thinking about 'Viltrumites are actually aliens au' + ViltruWives. And the fact that the eggs get larger with size and/or age. (It's scratching parts of my brain I didn't know existed until I stumbled upon your delightfully captivating works. Genuinely, thank you so much for that.)

*Bites knuckles* Isn't Thragg 7'ft something and nearly 400+ pounds in the comics? With Conquest coming in at a close second? Fuckin woof.

Also, consider... Nolan at least had his time before with Debbie to get used to having his egg times with a mate around. But the other three having had thousands of years without... If the Wifeys hit an egg season all at once, would reader end up as the polar opposite of the 'shriveled up raisin in bed' guy meme? Just, belly full of eggs. Full on flipped over turtle mode. Resigned to not moving properly for a while even if they weren't rung out. Or not until they can either push some out or naturally re-absorb. At least they got four big, now very happy viltumite partners that'll cuddle with them in the meantime.

viltrumwives in the viltrumites are actually alien au

under cut cuz i wrote more than i expected

yes i used that gif on purpose, lmao

Nolan would be smart enough to tell the reader about their egg season, cuz he remembers being with Debbie and the chaos that was. Guy probably has to make a whole guide or powerpoint explaining it and the process to the reader, and being like “if you dont wanna be full of eggs... find somewhere to hide out”, at least the first couple of times until all the viltrumwives realize “hey, I can carry my clutch myself”. 

Thragg canonically fucks if I remember correctly, so he's had mates but with them it was just to reproduce. Now he actually has a partner he wants to do it with for pleasure and love? Crazy new experience for him. Hes got the largest eggs I think, because he's the strongest and biggest. For some reason I'm vizualising his eggs looking almost like those bright orange fish eggs, but they're much bigger, and solid. Like those hard rubber balls you throw around, the size of golf balls. They kinda look like amber, tbh. 

Conquest has the next biggest and his clutches are bigger, just from the fact that he hasnt had past mates. So now his body is overproducing cuz “we are old, must have as many as possible, now”. Lowkey think he would be the first to be like “I'll just carry my clutch myself, worm(affectionately) get on me now” kinda situation. His eggs are about as solid as Thragg, they're still a little squishy but you can't crush them easily. His eggs would be a deep red which turns a deeper crimson in the middle. 

Kregg has the smallest eggs, but they are still bigger than average thanks to age and strength, but I do have a feeling he would have had mates in the past, cuz of their whole culture and all that. He has most control of himself during egg season, claims it's because he wants to stay clear headed, but its cuz he gets embarrassed thinking about becoming a panting drooling begging mess like some others do. His eggs are a soft yellow with a warm center color. 

Nolan has the most experience and the latest experience, so he doesnt go as wild as the other three cuz he knows the limits of human bodies, after much experimentation with Debbie. This means his clutches aren't as big as the other three, and his eggs are squishier, but not weak or anything. Kinda like squishing an eraser between your fingers. His eggs are a lighter blue, like cornflower blue, with a deeper purple center. 

All in all, reader is getting stuffed the first couple of times unless hes really really against it, you know? And yeah, the viltrumwives are gonna be showing off too, so there are eggs on the bed, staining the sheets, on the floor, they're everywhere. After the first time yall have to set up designated “egging” areas cuz it was a nightmare to clean up. 

At least they all get extra chuffy and cuddly when their brains are like “yes, yes, clutch laid, must cuddle and comfort mate for healthy clutch”. They give great massages. 

[ablobwhowrites]

I have come back with more memes but it's m/n hanging out with the Decepticons and kinda helps him accept his vehicon self

When the Vehicons and m/n are having a sleepover

How agent Fowler found out be like:

Shockwave teaching vehicon m/n about Cybertron.

Tfp telling the other versions what happened to Vehicon m/n.

The aftermath:

(I love these memes, thank you for blessing me with them, also I'm putting all the stuff about this m/n under vehicon m/n tag, so that's how you'll be able to see some vehicon m/n stuff)

I love this and also how some people say that m/n should get a transformation mode and I was thinking like of him being a vehicon with flight mode (cause they are silly, I like them) also eventually m/n will be able to transform but it’s kinda hard for him to do it so he has to wait a bit before being able to become his plane or car mode.

Given the chance knockout or shockwave would tear apart Silas if they get their servo’s on him (let’s be honest everyone would do this) also sometimes m/n thinks of revenge and wanting to make Silas suffer, as the metal prison m/n is locked can be used as the guillotine of Silas’s own demise.

M/n likes to watch cartoons with bee, he still can’t go outside cause no vehicle mode to disguise himself but sometimes he does sneak out on top of the base if he can so he could and acree joins him sometimes just sitting there for a bit enjoying the peacefulness of the morning or night (they just chill like that, also m/n is extremely frightened by arachnid cause even if m/n is in a new body, bro is just a easier target for arachnid to take)

Vehicon m/n: “then I was put in this body, I can’t survive without it now”

Tfa y/n: “that’s rough buddy….wanna go play a racing game back at the base with me and bumblebee?”

Vehicon m/n: “yeah…”

Also a little thing agent fowler found out of m/n's disappearance cause him and m/n's parents are friends and promised to find him, fowler also was the one to help m/n see his parents again to know he was okay (mentally and some what physically no but still, bro is alive)

also very yandere transformer universe want and will kill Silas, also the vehicons go on shenanigans around the ship with m/n if they can and sometimes give m/n some of their energon stash and they would basically gossip with m/n about some stuff that's been or had happen in the past.

Vehicon M/n when Silas or arachnid isn't going to bother him anymore

The yandere's seeing Silas like

Do y’all know finding Frankie? That new horror parkour game? I wanna make yandere fic’s about it dude. Also just know I watched transformers one

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

Small continuation for this post

How Bajie learned about Ao Lie's dragon form.

I blame you people

---

Bad news: While looking for reference, it turned out that S4 special showed Ao Lie in his dragon form during Sha Wujing’s “recruitment fight”. So, no “Silly little guy is actually a scary dragon” freak out for him.

Good news: He can have “Scary dragon is actually a silly little guy” freak out!

Zhu Bajie thinks Wujing got the better option.

(And I’m not drawing that)

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I hope this comes across right (I’m not the best with words, and I don’t wanna sound creepy/accidentally insulting). But like… I consider myself to be sapphic for the most part (it’s easier to just say “I’m lesbian” and leave it at that rather than do a fifty paragraph explanation of my sexuality). But sometimes, once in a blue moon, there are men that make me pause and go “okay hold up I feel a bisexual moment coming on” (insert George Costanza “I’m shifting into soup mode” meme image here)

And, uh. Boy howdy! Whenever you post a selfie, that feelin comes on pretty strong. 😅😳 Your smile clears my skin and waters my crops… and I don’t even have crops!

Congrats, genuinely, on being so damn handsome. You worked hard to look this good, and you deserve plenty of praise for it!

It is honestly an honor to draw the eye of a (mostly) lesbian, knowing how dedicated some of y'all are to your male blorbos. Rotate me on the microwave platter of your mind.

[thethingsidolmao]

How Would SEVENTEEN Take Care of You When You’re Sick? 🛌🍲💗

S.COUPS

He'd drop everything the moment he finds out you’re sick. 🛏️ Tucks you in himself. 🥣 Cooks you warm soup from scratch. 🗣️ “Rest. I’ll handle everything. Don’t even move.”

JEONGHAN

He acts chill, but he’s secretly super worried. 😚 Constantly checks your temperature with his hand. 🍊Feeds you fruit like you're a baby bird. 🗣️ “If you get better faster, I’ll reward you with kisses.”

JOSHUA

He’s the definition of calm and cozy. 🕯️ Lights a candle, plays soft music. 🍵 Makes you honey lemon tea and sings while you rest. 🗣️ “I’ll stay right here, okay? Just sleep.”

JUN

He doesn’t always know what to do, but he’s trying so hard. 📱 Googles all your symptoms. 👕 Brings you his comfiest hoodie to wear. 🗣️ “You look cute… I mean, terrible! You need rest!”

HOSHI

Panic first, solutions second. 😰 “Wait are you dying?? No? Okay... okay.” 💊 Brings every vitamin known to mankind. 🗣️ “I’m not leaving you. What if you need something?”

WONWOO

He doesn’t say much, but he’s there every second. 📚 Brings you your favorite book or movie. 🤝 Holds your hand while you nap. 🗣️ “I’ll be here. Just rest.”

WOOZI

He’s awkward at first but super attentive. 🌡️ Reads instructions on every medicine bottle twice. 🎧 Makes you a “feel better soon” playlist. 🗣️ “You can rely on me, okay? I got this.”

DK

He just wants to cheer you up and make you laugh. 💐 Shows up with flowers and snacks. 🎤 Serenades you while fluffing your pillow. 🗣️ “Sickness? Not on my watch!”

MINGYU

He’s already cooking the second you sneeze. 👨‍🍳 Makes a full-course meal “to help you heal.” 🧼 Cleans everything so it’s germ-free. 🗣️ “You just focus on getting better, babe. I got the rest.”

THE8

Healing vibes only. 🧘‍♀️ Brews tea, lights incense. 💆‍♀️ Offers you gentle massages and soft words. 🗣️ “You’ll feel better soon. Let your body rest, and your heart be calm.”

SEUNGKWAN

You cough once? He’s calling the doctor. 📞 “Do you need IV fluids?? We should go to the hospital.” 💬 Sends you memes to make you laugh between meds. 🗣️ “You can’t get sick, who will annoy me if you’re quiet?”

VERNON

He’s chill but lowkey checking on you 24/7. 📺 Queues up your comfort show. 🧸 Wraps you in a blanket burrito and refuses to let you lift a finger. 🗣️ “Just… sleep. I got you.”

DINO

He might panic a little but goes full boyfriend mode. 📝 Follows a checklist of what to do when you’re sick. 🥄 Feeds you medicine and soup like a pro. 🗣️ “You’d do this for me, right? So let me do it for you now.”

[sinful-lanterns]

Why do I feel that sugar baby au is this one meme Guards! Impregnate that (wo)man!

Also, please, consider Anne knocking up Reader. Or Iron.

LMAO. “Sugar mommies/babies, impregnate that woman!”

Also, it is highly unlikely that Anne or Iron would purposely knock up the Reader, so it will have to be an accident. They don’t strike me as the type to have sex irresponsibly (or even often) so if they were to knock you up, either the condom would break or some other mishap occurred in which they were too distracted to pull out. In that case, if they did knock you up, expect them to take full responsibility for anything and everything.

Anne is immediately on mother bear mode and literally knows more about your body than you do sometimes. If you’re feeling aches or pains anywhere, somehow Anne knows exactly what to do and how to relieve it. She also knows what foods to feed you to ensure that your baby is healthy in the womb (though, let’s be honest; Anne chooses some pretty gross, healthy foods to feed you unfortunately)

Iron becomes more of a dad than anything else. She’s not as extremely doting as Anne, but she is very protective and helps out around the house if you ask her to. She’s the type of parent to be like “ahem, don’t breathe too hard on my pregnant WIFE.” and glare at anyone who even dare tries to touch your pregnant belly without permission.