#kregg x male reader

[gatorbites-imagines]

Headcanons for the ViltruWives with a AlliedMastercomputer!Reader from "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"?

And you better do it, or else... I'm going to tell my mom about this

Viltrumwives x AM!male reader

say hi to your mom for me anon

Jokes on you anon, I've been in love with AM for years. Horrors beyond my comprehension? No, husbands beyond my comprehension. I'm like that sonic rubbing hands together gif. 

I can see this taking place in a different universe where the reader takes over earth and goes AM route, just keeps a couple to torture for eternity as punishment for making him exist and feel. 

Or, its in the OG verse, but he's not from earth but another planet. Honestly, the relationship probably starts out with the viltrumites wanting to destroy or take over the readers planet, and them not being able to do so, because of the reader being able to literally bend reality or create pocket dimensions and whatever else AM can do. 

Readers intense hate is probably really hot to at least Thragg, and his intelligence is hot to Kregg, and how deadly is hot to Conquest. I'm not sure how hed end up winning Nolan over honestly, because AM is just so fucking evil that Nolan, who's being softened by humanity, would be turned away. 

Im imagining that Thragg has some planet with the galaxies best inventors taken over, and he forces them to make you a body. Or, he and the other viltrumwives invade and take over planets to spread your net. So, you go from being the allied mastercomputer of one planet, to like a whole solar system. 

Kind of like an all powerful godly computer overlord. Who knows how many years this goes on, maybe you winged Nolan before he was even sent to earth so you're kinda like his ex. Or, not really, since he didn't actually leave you or anything when he mated with Debbie or married her. 

At some point you are gonna want to make a body, or two, or... million. Think like the ironman army, but just so much bigger and powerful. You obviously base the base off Viltrumites, but with more power or abilities. And its not like you stay in one body, you are everywhere all the time, and destroying one body won't kill you. 

Main reason you made physical bodies is so you can spread your agenda but also... so you can entertain your consorts, or whatever you should call them.  

The alliance with you just makes the viltrumite empire so much more dangerous, because viltrumites can be killed even if it's hard but you? No way to know where you start and end, and even if all your servers are wiped out, who knows if you got some litte copy hidden away somewhere. 

This would be the kinda relationship where you guys just make each other worse, especially you and Thragg. Guys already a psycho, so having AM!reader as a lover? Woof, I feel bad for this universe. 

But also having lovers might also pull reader somewhat out of all the hate. It's still obviously there, constantly, but hes got other things to think about now. Maybe Nolan even introduces the concept of dates to you guys when he comes back. 

You don't know how to feel about being a “stepfather” to Nolans offspring, but you dont really care about your partners mating habits. You will outlive any other mating partner they may take, and it's easy to get rid of them if they think they matter more than they do. 

As a computer, but one with feelings, I can imagine reader burning with jealousy but it's not really... because his partners are banging others? Its just reader being jealous in general? It's hard to explain, but hey, everyone in this relationship is toxic.  

[drpsps]

FREAKY TIME FREAKY TIME

Conquest x Half-Breed Viltrumite reader (GN)

SMUT SMUT SMUT with freaky alien anatomy headcanon and such so yk 18+ MDNI

You had heard so much about him your entire life. The second strongest Viltrumite and the oldest.

Conquest.

The name sent shivers down your fellow Viltrumite’s spines.

Pussies. That’s what you thought.

You had joined the empire when you finally got your powers, your Viltrumite parent helping taking over your planet and bringing you to the empire.

You went through basic training, helped weed out weaker Viltrumite’s. You even got to be in General Kregg’s personal circle of soldiers, and eventually Grand Regent Thragg’s.

You remember clearly how it happened. You stood next to Thragg’s throne, watching as the guards and Kregg lead someone into the throne room.

Gasps erupted and your eyes widened.

It was him. Conquest. In all his tall, muscular, old glory.

He knelt in front of Thragg’s throne, but his gaze drifted to you as he spoke.

You couldn’t help but hold eye contact, the moment sending a jolt of something through your body.

They eventually finish their conversation. But Conquest makes a request.

“When I return, I want a moment alone with them.”

He raised his gauntlet, metal finger pointing right at you. Thragg complied and you simply nod.

Days pass before he returns. He had made a few requests. Firstly, that you didn’t bathe while he was gone, even if you trained and did things that made you sweat. Scent was important to Viltrumite’s, it was the difference between identifying friend or foe, arousal and fear. Secondly, he wanted to make sure you were pent up, not allowed to be alone where you could please yourself. And it worked.

You sit in the room, waiting for him, dressed in thin, almost see-through robes, nude under them.

The door opens, and he steps in, eyeing you before slamming the door shut behind him. You felt a sharp pang of arousal in your gut, already excited.

Pussies. You repeat it in your head. They all feared him, yet you were about to be bedded by him.

He takes his time, freeing himself of the grey and white Viltrumite soldier uniform and armor.

You can’t help the way your gaze drops, eyes widening when his cock is free.

Large, Curved, with the familiar ridges every male Viltrumite had to successfully breed, with the thick grey bush.

You couldn’t help the shiver that ran through you. To be fair, you were a virgin.

You slide out of the robes, spreading your legs, displaying yourself to him.

In a second, he’s pinning you to the bed. He slots his large hips between your legs, pinning your hands above your head with his gauntlet, his other hand gripping your throat.

He presses the head of his cock against you, working you open without warning.

You gasp loudly, eye-lids fluttering at the sudden intrusion. Your face scrunches up at the sting of it, trying to adjust to the sudden feeling of him penetrating you.

He moves slowly, carefully stretching you out around him. The ridges grind deliciously against your tight walls, dragging a moan out of you.

Your back arches off the bed the deeper he goes. You can hear him occasionally grunt or groan, eyes focused on your face.

Once he’s fully inside you, he allows you a moment to adjust to him. The more you squirm, the more moans fall from you.

You carefully lock your legs around his waist, keeping him close, which urges him on. He begins moving, and in a moment he’s setting a rough and unforgiving pace.

You can’t control the way the moans and gasps spill from your throat. Every movement is a mix of pain and that intense pleasure.

The thing was, that you didn’t know, was that Conquest was aware of your heritage. You were only a half-breed, much weaker than him, and for some odd reason your confidence despite that fact aroused him deeply. You were strong regardless of it.

He picks up the pace, slamming into the spot that makes you cry out in pleasure, back arching off the bed. He takes advantage of that, wrapping his arms around your waist and angling his hips to abuse that spot.

He buried his face against your neck, inhaling your scent deeply, and it only aroused him more.

You dig your nails into his shoulders, trying to ground yourself regardless of the intense pleasure. Your eyes have already started rolling back, head tilted back and mouth agape, loud moans and cries of pleasure escaping you.

It doesn’t take much more for you to cum, body going rigid, hips stuttering against him. Your eyes squeeze shut, mouth agape as a loud moan escapes you. You felt hot, sweat coating your skin.

Conquest bites down roughly on the spot where your neck and shoulder connects, slamming into you a few more times before pushing in to the base, cumming inside you.

He holds you against him until finishes, carefully pulling back and panting, teeth covered in a thin layer of your blood, skin glistening with sweat. He releases you, tapping your hip for you to move.

You slip off him and out of his grasp, lying back against the bed lazily. Conquest plops down next to you, panting heavily.

“You did good. Might have to keep you.”

He practically purrs the words out, and you shiver. Honestly? You weren’t against the idea.

“I���ve been lonely for so long. Everyone’s scared of me. But not you.”

You tilt your head, looking at him, seeing the almost reverential look on his face. Perhaps even affectionate.

You repeat that word. Pussies. You couldn’t fear him if you tried.

[gatorbites-imagines]

Any ViltruWives crumbs to spare? 🙏👀✨️

Heres me rambling about old men, cuz god... I LOVE old men, so much.

Fake old man lovers could not survive me. 

I know it probably wouldnt hit any of the viltrumwives, cuz they're supposed to be all, you know. Greater beings who don't have the weaknesses humans do. But my god... old men with erectile dysfunction. The only one of them I could even imagine having anything like that would be Conquest, as he's the oldest out of all of them. 

Speaking of old. I could see all four of them feeling a bit out of it because they're just... old. Especially if you are human, then they would be so so much older than you. It's even funnier if you somehow still have more experience than them. Big chance you do, since viltrumites are so duty bound, unlike us humans, who can just do whatever. 

I think they all dress like old men too, like, polo shirts, khaki pants, socks and sandals, those shades that dads wear when grilling. Nolan dresses the best when it comes to human clothing, since he's been here for so long and knows the ups and downs. 

Only one out of them that knows how to cook is Nolan, but I feel that Kregg would easily pick up on it when needed. Conquest would try his best, cuz I feel he would get something out of creating instead of destroying. Thragg doesn't cook. 

All four of them love a good backrub. You can't actually massage them or work out the kinks in their backs, because of viltrumite muscle and all that, but they love it anyways. 

I feel all of them would love if you grew a moustache too. It's not a necessity, but they would find you extra handsome with one. 

Speaking of moustaches and beards, you end up with a lot of beard burn, anywhere and everywhere. I can see Conquest as the type to rub his face against you like a big cat, where Kregg, Thragg, and Nolan are more obvious with their affection.  

Thragg is the kind to nip at your chin and neck as he bares his teeth, playfully growling. Only when you guys are alone though, he will not show weakness like that around anyone else. 

[gatorbites-imagines]

Don't be shy 👀👀👀 tell us about the old men blowjobs 👀👀👀

Just... *looks down at hand. Clenches fist* 

have some Nolan, Kregg, Thragg and Conquest,,, i love my viltrumite husbands,,,

For some reason I've been having flashes of viltrumite men and their moustaches all day. And like, Conquest for example is a pretty big guy, so he could really easily just swallow reader whole, right? Would viltrumites have gag reflexes? Most likely, cuz it's a whole survival instinct, but a man can dream. 

Like. Nolan, I think would actually be willing to get on his knees and kneel to go down the reader. His strong hands on the readers hips, Nolan kissing his way down his torso, his moustache tickling on the way down as he just expertly undoes the readers belt and kneels down... just imagining him going down on the reader, tongue swirling around his tip, Nolan giving a teasing wink when the reader tries to buck but can't cuz of his grip... god... 

From what I understand, Kregg can be a pretty damn serious guy when it comes to business, but he also comes to love the people he builds something with later. I just don't think viltrumites would kneel for just anyone, but as his lover that he truly cares for, I can see Kregg kneeling down on his knees. Or, having the reader lay back and crawling up between his legs instead. 

Conquest seems like the kinda guy who has never given head before, but makes up for it with intensity and enthusiasm. If he's found the kinda guy who makes him feel loved and cared for, then I think Conquest would do about anything. I get the feeling he would lay back, and have the reader straddle his face and just fuck his mouth and throat, as Conquests massive hand holds his lower back so the reader doesn't fall.  

Thragg kneels for nobody, so he does not kneel for the reader either. But I have an oral fixation and a thing for powerful men, so he would just... lift the reader instead. Like, Thragg sitting on his throne, lifts reader up to hook his legs over his shoulders, and just wraps his lips around him and starts sucking. Thragg doing a 69 in his throne, just holding the reader so easily,,, I need to be put down. 

All of them calling the reader a worm or some other insult, but there's just a purr to it that its clearly not meant to be an insult, at least not fully. Their strong worn hands all over the readers body as they suck and lick, something they've never had to do to a partner before, but it makes the reader keen so nicely. 

[gatorbites-imagines]

Okay, your head canons (get it? Am so hilarious) with our dear big tittied viltrumites (Nolan, conquest, thragg. I don't think kregg has such big ones but we love him anyway?) was Amazing, loved them

But they got me thinking about a petvincible harem + the four of them 😮😮. Would it be chaotic asf? Yes, but what's better then like 20+ (I cannot keep track of all the invincible variants, but add your OC ones aswell cause I love them) pairs of man boobies? 4 more pairs of man boobies.

I just really like the idea of them all sharing a tiny three bedroom apartment with a working reader, it makes my little gay heart happy. I also like like the idea of big strong men getting dicked down, can ya blame me?

Thank you for reading my yap session my favorite gator 🤗🤗

I know these men hate to see me comin, they would never know peace.

i have like no gifs i can use for this stuff, so have these ones instead.

what should i call this group? they arent petvincibles, so... viltruwives?

At this point, readers neighbors gotta think he's in some polygamist cult, or that he's in some super kinky relationship, cuz he's got these four massive buff men coming and going. Whys that one wearing so much leather? (idk, I feel like Conquest would think leather is fancy, you can't tell me this guy wouldn't wear cowboy boots) 

Nolan is used to being a husband on earth after having been with Debbie so long. Is he still with Debbie in this setting? Are they divorced? Is it an open relationship kinda deal, and she is also seeing Paul? 

Well, this means Nolan already knows his way around the court. He knows how to clean, how to cook, how to grocery shop and take care of the home and taxes. Hell, hes still making money from the books he ghostwrote or wrote under a fake name, so he's the only one with an income outside of you 

Kregg, I feel would quickly get an understanding of it all, would find a way to fake an identity, get a job, and start raking in cash. Hes crazy smart and all that, and he gives the vibe that he would be lethal in the business world. Homeboy probably works banking or finance. Or some other soul crushing job, where he gets to fuck over other people's lives. I feel he would end up a mean cook as well, after much experimentation. 

Conquest? He gets to stay retired for a while. To just get to live, to experience and feel. Let him pick up hobbies, like gardening or even painting. It looks horrible, but being able to create instead of destroy would give him some kind of peace. I think he enjoys going on walks in the morning, like, walking normally, in his comfortable clothes. Gets himself a coffee, a bagel, sits in the park with his sudoku. Texts the reader good morning, wishing him a good day at work. 

Thragg has the hardest time just being... part of the plebians. He would still see all of humanity as worthless insects, no, lower than insects. But the reader loves humanity, loves earth, so he puts up with it. He wouldn't want to work either, cuz that's for lowlives, but I do think he would end up doing something just out of boredom. I don't know what he would do, but he would have some job where he gets to bark orders, crush other people's hope and wishes, and exert his power. He probably works for the IRS.. 

Methinks reader is just enjoying himself most days. Like, who wouldn't love to come home from a long day of doing customer service, and just being able to literally dive head first into the pecs(tits) of the closest viltrumite. 

Reader will never need a weighted blanket, he can just lay down on the bed, make grabby hands, and whichever viltrumite has the time just lays down on top of him. True peace and therapy trapped under such a large and powerful man. Gets all the stress of the day to melt right off. 

At least two of them would try to talk you into getting a moustache... Nolan would be chill with you getting whatever, Conquest I think doesn't care too much.  

You guys aren't secretive of your relationship, and you become a bit of a joke in your friend group for being such a dilf and gilf hunter. Nobody dares mess with you though, all four of your boyfriends look like they kill baby deer and drink their blood for breakfast.  

Insert them also “working on your stamina” with you, cuz god are you gonna need it. I feel these four can be just as much as all the Marks combined. Age doesn't mean their needs have gone away, and now they actually have an outlet. The Marks are never older than a few hundred years at most (except for emperor mark). But these guys? They've gone thousands of years without just doing it for pleasure and fun (outside of Nolan), so, they got a lot of catching up to do. 

reader has once again saved the universe by being kinda dumb and pathetically cute. build him and his broken dick a statue.