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shout out to old actors in horror films. and i'm not talking some of youse who think 40 is old, i mean 70+ year olds who act in horror. obviously tobin bell is the most mainstream (and is AMAZING and i love him), but also lin shaye, ellen bursytn, barbara crampton BUT ALSO!!!! i am like some extreme horror and i love our lil old ladies and fellas (and all those in between/otherwise) who have no other acting credits and pop up in the most gory, disgusting low budget stuff covered in blood and guts like????? god bless, i wanna be like youse when i grow up
#i am watching 'no reason' amd watching this lil old german lady get chopped up#and i always say i'd love to be a minor part in gory film but i never think about how funny it would be#to do it when im 80#so i hope these peeps are having the best time#and i hope we see#bruce campbell#doing this in 25 years#horror#extreme horror#gore#blood#no reason#olaf ittenbach#splatter#splatter horror#german horror#german cinema#can i please be an uncredited random old lady in am extreme splatter film one day?
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modern AU seb and clora's first interaction 📘📗 (and by modern AU i actually mean super trope-filled high school romance set in the 80's/90's LOL)
#i need to do ALL the tropes like seb doing the classic 'sneak into her bedroom window' ....and also drive in movies#instead of magic duelling they duel via competing grades LOL. and instead of being a beater seb is on the football team#theyre much more enemies/rivals to lovers in this au than usual too since bookworm vs popular jock. I PROUDLY LOVE MY CLICHES#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#hogwarts legacy fanart#sebastian sallow fanart#choccyart#clora clemons#clora when she realizes people can be athletic....AND BE SMART??? no fair. HOW COME HE GETS BOTH#u can tell my boss isnt giving me much work this month bc of all the shit i have time to draw LOOL fine by me!!!!!!!#i already have 2 other modern au pages sketched out of them directly after this scene and then them at a house party#im open to more ideas too👀👀#omg i just realized if this takes place in the 80s then its flipped from being 1890 to 1980......its perfect
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i am literally on my KNEEEEEESSSSS. please please make more yandere hantengu clone art.. i don’t care if you don’t color it in or if it’s just a simple sketch PLEASE 😞
is the threat directed at you??? at others??? at something else??? do you even want to find out??? You'll probably be okay if you get back home before dark and make it up to him.
#null rot#yandere demon slayer#yandere kny#yandere kimetsu no yaiba#yandere hantengu#hantengu#hantengu clones#Karaku#cloaked cult member#i can only do it one at a time with comic-ish art like this! i hope you enjoy a karaku!!#he was laying on your lap bc you said you were on your knees. heh. get it??#he likes playing around with you but carefully.. hes only really gentle with you. normally he likes to rough house#rough house = pulling on someone's arm until it fucking comes off#like aizetsu. i imagine he doesnt put up much of a fight if you go somewhere he cant. vague threats are sure to follow though.#He'll never admit it but a small part of him LOVES when you leave bc everyone knows thats when chaos strikes the hardest#And the prize at the end is you two together! so its always such a good time#also sorry if you wanted this sooner! im built like im 80. but tysm for ur patience!!!!!!!
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER + Episode Titles in Dialogue
#btvs#btvsedit#buffythevampireslayeredit#buffy the vampire slayer#buffy summers#willow rosenberg#xander harris#faith lehane#dawn summers#anya jenkins#angel#spike#rupert giles#cordelia chase#so im not going to say i bit off more than i could chew with this one.#but i will say i bit off more than i realized slkgfdkfld#basically someone reblogged my version of this from the 100 which i made years ago#and i was like 'oh what a cute idea! i should do it for buffy!'#but i did not consider that when i made that gifset for t100#there were about ~80 episodes resulting in 32 episode titles.#but buffy has 144 episodes#so that's a lot more actually
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Favorite part of The Dead Boy Detectives for sure is Edwin pulling literally every single age appropriate male character he interacted with. The absolute cunt ever
#Cat king Charles Monty Simon .guy is a gay magnet#yes im assuming charles is in love w him too in my mind he just doesn't know ut yet because he is extremely obvious and from the 80s#he said he liked Chrystal bc she reminded her of Edwin UNPROVOKED yall cant make this shit up come on now#also in the last ep after hugging edwin he put his hand in his hand in his heart just like edwin did when he realized he was in love w him#yeah that happened its not an hallucination im still baffled#also they are the REALEST i do in fact also need him carnally#edwin payne you are so pathetically rizzless I need to kiss you#David was fucking lucky he never directly interacted w him he would've been on the homosexual trenches too believe me#edwin payne#charles rowland#the cat king#monty the crow#simon dead boy detectives#catwin#payneland#chadwin#edwin x monty#edwin x charles#edwin x the cat king#the dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbda#netflix dead boy detectives#tdbd
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Red Dwarf as tweets/textposts pt.7
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#red dwarf#dave lister#lister#rimmer red dwarf#arnold rimmer#arnold judas rimmer#kryten#kristine kochanski#cat red dwarf#kk2 my beloved#no but fr people are alwayssl saying the original kochanski was better bc she's not neurotic#and i think theyre mostly people nostalgic for clare grogan bc she's this bottled chunk of the 80s#but also i don't think grogan is a great actor#rewatch The End and she's not keeping up with Craig Charles even a bit when theyre doing witty banter#anyway im sure she's lovely irl and i still love her but i hate that ppl see arnett as a downgrade#when what she actually is is a fully rounded character written to serve the same function as rimmer#instead of the idealised manic pixie dream girl that Grogan!Kochanski was#the whole point of the original kochanski was this unreachable woman who didn’t really exist beyond Lister's fantasies bc he didn't know he#GOD FORBID she be different when from a different universe and actually allowed to have a character#Lister 500 days of summered KK1#and yes I might be an aggressive KK2 defender bc i am also a neurotic overeducated woman stuck somewhere lets not worry about it
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im so so sick of the infantalizing takes of "this children's media is soooo dark its not for kids!!!" and it's just a millennial recounting scene for scene what happens like this
#FAIRYTALES ARE STORIES MEANT TO TEACH CHILDREN HOW TO DEFEAT THE BOOGEYMAN#NOT PRETENDING THE BOOGEYMAN DOESNT EXIST AT ALL#screaming crying thrashing#im so so sick of it like its the most brainrot take#thinking that children cant understand or be exposed to “darker adult themes” when those themes are just Life#theres an entire genre of youtubers who do nothing but recap scene for scene and go woah?? like thats so dark?? woahhh broooooo#im begging and pleading to bring back 80s dark fantasy
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I would like to remind people that Chilchuck hasn't seen his wife in 4 years.
So he maybe wasn't there to see his daughters become adults, but he was there for the majority of their childhood.
When he left, Mayjack and Flertom were 12, and Puckpatty was 10. They reach adulthood at 14, so maybe yes, he was absent when they were still kids, but that doesn't mean he didn't maintained contact with them afterwards as far as I know. The thing he uses around his neck was a gift from Flertom, and he was using it when he met Laios's party.
#you can tell i love chilchuck#but yea#she left him for his daughters puberty#i know they're in good terms now. he and his daughters i mean#so its unlikely to me that he never contacted his daughters after wife left#its just me defending this old man's ass because he was there 70-80% of their childhood and left when they were no longer childs#they were all adolescents (10 and 12 in half-foot years must be like 14 and 16 i guess??? wich.. yea they joung but no childs literally)#it could have been better if he didnt leave but he's got 0 knowledge of why did wife left with the kids#and he assumes she doesnt wsnts him near the kids because they left with her#oooh#i love this old man#you can hate on him all you want but dont say he wasnt there for their childhood because he was. he had work yes but he was#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#fish rambles#my shit#maybe you were talking sarcasm or idk but i felt like doing a post to this tags so im sorry lol#dungeon meshi spoilers
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Still very wild to me when people try to gotcha Jason with the whole "if you can kill other people for being evil why can't they kill you" when jason is like. One of the most passively suicidal characters I've ever seen. What if man
#augh i dont want to cw this because im just talking about The Character and i feel bad when i do it for characters but i probably should#suicide mention#ask to tag#while im here i do absolutely believe hes been suicidal since jaybin times. maybe even before just in different ways. but like#going into that building with shelia? yeah#now. i DONT think he was aware of it and if youd ask him hed say no fully believing thats the truth#but like if a ghost jaybin had some introspection time i think he'd maybe eventually be like yeah#his outcomes to him were have a loving parent or die and hes a very big fan of ultimatums like that.#but he doesn't fully see it like that as jaybin because oh hes a hero and saving others when no one else can is what heros do :)#ramble. ivee been feeling it lately yknow how it is#ive once saw a post saying jason was planning to die after the joker was dead in utrh and yeagh i can see that#he puts A BOMB in his HELMET#suicidal characters in the context of hero stories are so fascinating to me. the self sacrifice.#the not caring about your own safety as long as you save someone else. the pushing yourself#the way itd be so easy to make it look like they just fell in battle. to be considered a hero in the end#anyway ive been glancing at suicidal jason todd fics. how bad is it that im still getting mad about characterization#because theyre not killing him right#AND ANOTHER THING. since im here and i try to avoid making posts about The Character like this so might as welk get it all out#think about suicidal jaybin as well as the fact 80s bruce very much considered suicidal people/people attempting like#weak and lazy? yells at them? i think thats about it. Very Much. je seems to straight up just hate them#again very much feel free to ask me to tag this one ^-^'#and i hope no one thinks im being callous here im very worried about that. i just its a very important part of his character to think about#and its fun to explore as someone who is passively suicidal myself#jason todd analysis#anyway no one look at me i am in my corner just rotating him#WAIT to clarify i dont think jaybin fully realized Just becauceof the heros sacrifice thing. i made it sound like that i believe#anyway. if you read him as suicidal since jaybin times and go to ditf with that lens like i did. well. the post death victim blaming..
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universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.
in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.
let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.
#delete later#out of pocket rant#i hate these god awful takes on universal health care#and i hate this oh he killed a father#how many fathers do you think uhc let die be real with me#oh 8 billion is only 6% profit margin#bitch it could be 2 percent it could be a negative loss#this is me saying oh i resold a shoe for $60 after buying it for $50 when i also made it for 80 cents#i have been denied things like chest xrays and lung exams#i btw have had a chronic cough for 4+ years#in canada i got this done on the same fking day and results back within a month#there are indeed horror stories and on both sides of know ppl who died due to delayed diagnosis#and ppl who died bc they didnt even want the diagnosis it would have cost them too much#but robbing someone of the choice in my opinion is the worse of the two#putting someone in an impossible position like that is evil#this country love god so much better start praying u stay healthy bc thats the most important thing#also like those horror stories of wait times in the er#im gonna be real if u have severe stomach pain are actively bleeding heart attack or stroke#you will be seen asap#yes if unfortunately everyone around u that day decided to have a stroke or heart attack ur appendicitis will be punted down the line#this is a resource issue NOT a cost issue#this is a they also cut funding to nursing school and limited the number of ppl who can pursue medical degrees issue#not a we dont have privatized health care issue#bc ultimately u need a doctor to see u#not someones sister who is taking stabs at it#and every doctor is bound by the concept of time???#u still have to wait in america ur Charged for it also#and yall it doesn’t even have to be a Big incident#ur local urgent care might just be closed after 8pm and at 9pm u need stitches#or have severe stomach pains and just want it checked
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manifesting summer rn (it's 18 degrees)
#i have something to tell you guys...#im...an american...#when i say 18 degrees...i mean in fahrenheit...#i hope you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive me </3#anyways lol. ive been listening to a lot of 80s japanese pop/disco/soft rock and it's been inspiring me to draw summer stuff#also its really cold outside and my legs hurt like fucking hell so ive been trapped in my room for 4 days with nothing to do but draw#so im hoping it warms up soon!! cause i cant fucking take it anymore >_<#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#amy rose fanart#amy rose#amy rose the hedgehog#summer#summer vibes#beach#dex draws#dex doodles#idk if this counts as a doodle but its pretty rough so im counting it lol#expect more summer themed art from me soon 0w0
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AUTISM POG
#for context i took this quiz 3 years ago for ''the lolz'' and my score was a bit too high for it ta be for the lolz#and now that i realize im definitely autistic i retook this and uh. the picture speaks for itself XD#100% PROBABILITY OF BEING AUTISTIC LIKE I WAS EXPECTING MAYBE 80 OR 90??? BUT??? OH MY GOD???#HOLY SHIT LMAOOOO#spacie spoinks#also realizing i was actually able 2 answer almost all the questions probably helped. like when i first took it i was like#''dude idk?? i dont think i do these things...'' (i did do them i just wasnt aware that i did)#doing research into things you think you have makes all the difference lol#cuz i started paying attention 2 myself and my mannerisms
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Same anon from last ask, i need you to know i absolutely wrote that with cupid x blondie in mind (heartlockes is the ship name most used) and i am now on my knees begging you to make that fanart of them 🙏
your art? Immaculate.🤌
… I did it, idk what blondies talkin about but she's probably been going on for a while
also they are totally gfs who are incapable of communicating a dress code for a date
#like 90% of the time when I draw ship art they look like they could just be friends#im not good at drawing people kissing and all that okay#anyway blondie has 80s vibes and idk why#digital art#fanart#ever after high#eah#blondie lockes#ca cupid#c.a. cupid#heartlockes#it's almost 8am btw#i have not slept and used this to procrastinate doing uni work#idk why they turned out slightly more realistic then i usually draw but they did#also blondies torso isnt weirdly long shes just got on a very large sweater#my art#anon ask
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It has always bothered me how aroaces can pull the "it's the same thing," bc that has been said to me before. But my aro-ness cannot be singularly just aro without being assumed to be aroace by even people I've come out to before. And so then it's made aware that I'm still allosexual, just like I was before when I came out as bi, and suddenly that's contradictory and two separate things and how uncomfortable most aces can get about allosexual things - even tho my aromanticism defines my sexuality and my sexuality is an aromantic sexuality. For me it is one and the same too, but I have to be ripped apart to just belong as "aro." Rinse, repeat, for 12 years now. Rinse, repeat.
#this is an aroallo post#aroallo#alloaro#i hope this made sense. im just cycling through thinking about deleting this aro account too#my posts#im not sure if i should tag as non sam aro but i often do think of myself as Just Aro. ya know? but with like 80%of the aspec community#being ace its kinda like 'ace or bust' so aroallo fits the best for me lol#also im estimating 12 years. i started college.... 13 years ago. and thats when i started questioning. so 12 is roughly right#im actually worried to hit post lol. but i have felt this way for a long time and this week on tumblr has me feeling a way
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after like 3 therapy sessions and single questions from like 2 random people I'm realizing that I am scared of many things for little to no reason
#whenever i am asked about why i feel a certain way about certain things my brain just stops for like 5 minutes to try to come up with an#answer and then there just isnt one. why are you scared to do this small thing? and i feel like the answer is idk like 80% of the time#even the more rational fears i have that are based in reason become somewhat irrational bc im scared of the 1 in whatever chance of the#worst possible thing happening#cause why Do i care so much abt what people think and why does that make me so overwhelmingly anxious to the point i avoid others entirely ?#like it seems almost foolish when its put into perspective for me. that doesnt make sense#kae.txt
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so so sick of every courier service that's not just Regular Local Mail. why do they make everything so difficult and complicated all the time auuggghhggg
#JUST TAKE IT TO A PICK-UP POINT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#80% of the time they're supposed to do some kind of door delivery something goes Wrong#i have SCHOOL i can't be HOME ALL THE TIME#anyway dhl marked a package as delivered that was absolutely not in the mailbox#customer service said it had been marked as delivered in mailbox which is absolutely not fucking trur#today im told the courier talked to SOMEONE and left it on a CHAIR#THAT'S NOT THE MAILBOX IS IT. SCREAMS#and presumably they didn't talk to my landlord bc he'd leave it in my house#guess ill find out after school if the package is anywhere to be found#like. seriously. they couldn't have left it in the actual mailbox??? a CHAIR??? CHAIR???????#it did Not occur to me to search the terrace area#the previous times this happened (marked delivered but not delivered)#they either hadn't delivered it at all or dropped it off at a pickup point#can we just Not do the song and dance every time. can we do something sensible. like inform me about when and where i can get my package#give me OPTIONS. GIVE ME THE OPTION TO PICK A DELIVERY TIME OR A PICKUP PLACE#and the thing im trying to work on at school keeps going WRONG#NO BAD GOOD VERY TERRIBLE DAY!!!!!!!#i don't have TIME to get sidetracked by all this
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